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Bottom post of the previous page:

A singulo on bird boat. It blew up the supermatter engine.

figured id post my lifes work





















i love you all

nice

ITT The many variations one can make with the theatre backstage.

I remember that round. I managed to hotfoot it across the the open space path the engies made (that was eventually destroyed) to the shuttle as fast as i could with my loaded up food cart behind me.

Neither space nor singularity can stop me from feeding the crew and handing out refreshing beverages.

I don't get it

bandit wrote:I don't get it

It's evidence that he steals multiple job critical machines over multiple rounds without being an antag!

I dont understand why this isn't just in the screenshots thread

I was made poly by one of the other admins (I think)
Then I got the idea to buckle myself to Dante.

Parrots on your shoulders, it's like a whole new game.

Edit:
Shadowlight wanted it in the game for real, so here we go:
https://github.com/tgstation/-tg-station/pull/12660

HoS and Secborg murder three skeleton ambassadors.

>"Tradition"

This really has become a recent thing. And people wonder why events happen less these days and RP is minimal.

Still... Funny pic

Clown stand off

All of the molotovs.

peoplearestrange wrote:>"Tradition"

This really has become a recent thing. And people wonder why events happen less these days and RP is minimal.

Still... Funny pic

I was there, the skeleton ambassadors in question were attacking the HoS, the Secborg simply invoked its first law

I'll admit, we did fight back after the HoS started shooting us. It's a good way to foster interspecies diplomacy.

Poor HoP facing off against a crowd of hostile clown NPCs who had killed the warden outside:





Building a meteor shield to protect escape from horrifying halloween pumpkin meteors:





Conga line rivalry on docking at Centcom:





Butchering a morph after a particularly long and nasty hunt that left many dead.
Much more loot and bodies piled up there than I imagined there would be.
It took so long to gut that it was worth printing lots of scalpels and asking for backup:





Improving the escape shuttle as any good drone should. No interaction with the living, of course, so strictly self-service:

I was that morph.
Fuck I love playing morph.

metacide wrote:Improving the escape shuttle as any good drone should. No interaction with the living, of course, so strictly self-service:

Well technically it only says you aren't allowed to interfere, not interact.

The unloved rock wrote:

metacide wrote:Improving the escape shuttle as any good drone should. No interaction with the living, of course, so strictly self-service:

Well technically it only says you aren't allowed to interfere, not interact.

It says neither. I swear half the problem with lawsets is that people forget what they actually say (just like that problem where everyone swore blind the drone laws prohibited leaving the station, even though they hadn't said anything of the sort for weeks if not months).

1. You may not involve yourself in the matters of another being, even if such matters conflict with Law Two or Law Three, unless the other being is another Drone.

2. You may not harm any being, regardless of intent or circumstance.

3. Your goals are to build, maintain, repair, improve, and power to the best of your abilities, You must never actively work against these goals.

Involvement in another being's matters would certainly cover serving them drinks, but probably not building a bar.

That first law would also be broken by putting down a floor tile under a person trapped by space wind, even if you were technically just repairing the station.

Well yeah but there's also this realization that as a Drone or a bystander, you don't want to be a dick. I've seen drones drag dead people to medbay and not reported them because I'm not gonna bitch out a drone for doing a good thing, even if it is violating his laws.

Takeguru wrote:That first law would also be broken by putting down a floor tile under a person trapped by space wind, even if you were technically just repairing the station.

Absolutely, because the whole point is that drones mustn't be dead players come back into the round to go and help out their buddies, or antagonists, or hurt antagonists. Drones rescuing people from space wind isn't really the concept: the idea is this autonomous repair bot that doesn't give a shit about anything other beings are doing, and probably actively avoids them.

Tried out the new reflectors.

Salts and I made a maint bunker on Dreamstation. Even utilized the power doors.

>bunkering down with salts

Must not make comment about how it's really depressing ERP is no longer a thing.

>erping the salts

Stop it.

Me and other people made the bunker again the next round but walled off the maint area so you could only get in through the 3 sets of blast doors. It became a haven for lizards that were facing exile until the singuloth rekt our shit.

So the lizardbar meme spilled over to the other server.

REPTILIAN MASTER RACE.

vg are an alright bunch

situations like that are why i play this game

Has science gone too far?

I have reached a new level of ping, please present to me my award and tell me how unrobust I am.

So in a Hand of God round I got captured and instead of converting me they accidentally sac'd me.

I did this for the rest of the round.

newfren wrote:So in a Hand of God round I got captured and instead of converting me they accidentally sac'd me.

I did this for the rest of the round.

oh, hello there drone friend

>Reese and Saiga assisting Glorious Cargonia by fetching literally every crate there is on the map.



>5000 supply points end of round.

I made a pretty light show that killed many people.

That's 50 slime bodies.

pr got merged that makes dehydrated carp 1 TC

BRAZZERS

Bluespace wrote:

admin conspiracy EXPOSED

none dare stand against me

DIY shuttle event from earlier today on Sibyl. Personally, I don't think what happened made the station-built shuttle any less awesome.

round on basil yesterday. I was on for the first 2 hours left for 5 reconnected and turned into a drone, fought vines for 1 hour, died to exploding vines, left for 2 hours came back and joined again as a drone and rebuilt most of RND before passing out.



here is what I did as the clown, see if you get that sick undertale reference.



This is what I was playing on the piano

If I plan to start shitting this place up, this thread seems as good a place as any.

Here are some things from HS. We don't go there anymore.

>trade telecrystals for Grey Tide spear
>it's broken as fuck
>a clone is created every time I hit someone with it, they only disappear when killed
>the ones that copy with my spear create clones when they hit someone
>some of the corpses revive and kill people too
>entire station dies within 5 minutes
>ERT's and deathsquiddies all die too

That's fucking ridiculous lmao

I decided to host a Christmas dinner for the station. To do this, I redecorated the metastation chapel and cooked a lot of food. The appetizer was mushroom soup which was served alongside the main dish of steak and baked potatoes. For desert, we had pumpkin spice cake. Surprisingly, the dinner was relatively tame and I received many compliments from the crew. A Centcomm officer even showed up to dine with us. Here are some screenshots of the setup process and the feast.
Setup: The Feast Aftermath

thats amazing