Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2017 8:36 am
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Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2017 8:41 am
fuck you shitty adminQbopper wrote:fuck myself
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2017 5:57 am
*unzips telearmor*kevinz000 wrote:(F) DEAD: Jamal Jones says, "what is a power gamer"
*flashbang falls out of pocket*
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2017 3:36 pm
So simple, but it took me by surprise and I cackled.Smells-the-Food's body convulses a bit.
The defibrillator buzzes: Resuscitation failed - Patient's heart is missing.
(F) Raymond Magor says, "WHAT"
(F) Raymond Magor says, "REALLY"
(F) Raymond Magor yells, "SERIOUSLY!!"
This fucking game.
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2017 7:41 pm
why did they have no heart
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2017 9:22 pm
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2017 1:58 am
If you get ripped into the torso hard enough by a robust enough sharp weapon like a sword or fireaxe your organs fly out.confused rock wrote:why did they have no heart
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2017 5:07 pm
<Mrs_Sybil> AUTOMATIC ANNOUNCEMENT : snuffleupagus86 | I requested nuke codes. I got BSA'd what'd I do wrong?
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2017 5:33 pm
alternatively, i found out the hard way that if you eat a "heart attack burger," its not kidding; it literally "stops" your heart, and code-wise basically removes it iircWeepo wrote:If you get ripped into the torso hard enough by a robust enough sharp weapon like a sword or fireaxe your organs fly out.confused rock wrote:why did they have no heart
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2017 9:08 pm
DEAD: Tim Ebow says, ">you people would rather play as a lump as shit then captain. I hate you people"
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 12:58 am
loves had thrown the bomb at me earlier and nothing happened, so i thought they were just carrying it around for shits and giggles to scare people. in retrospect i really dont know why i decided to test it though.
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 1:23 am
(F) the revenant (258) Revenant Transmit: "theyre fucking dead I will rape you" to (F) Nicolas Jerome
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 11:35 pm
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 11:39 pm
Poly is either divine in his timing or just spamming random bullshit on the radio the entire shiftDemonFiren wrote:
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 11:57 pm
wait a minute am i fucking looking at an ai who named themself a lizard name and is putting effort into the hiss wtf
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 12:22 am
Poly is a girl parrot's name.
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:24 am
some polaris xenoarch for you
Ancient chamber reverberates, "Of dicks indeed dicks indeed dicks indeed of dick dicks."
Bockscar woofs.
Alien object reverberates, "Bunch of dicks indeed dicks indeed of dicks indeed."
Alien object reverberates, "Bunch of dick of dick bunch of."
Ancient chamber reverberates, "Of dick of dicks indeed dicks indeed bunch of."
Alien object reverberates, "Dicks indeed bunch of dicks."
Alien object reverberates, "Of dicks indeed dicks indeed bunch of dick of."
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:26 am
That's one of my salty quotes poly is copying as well... I don't think I was near her when I said that.
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:43 am
Poly talks via comms.
What makes you think she doesn't listen?
What makes you think she doesn't listen?
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 2:24 am
Poly is always listening. Don't swear around the parrot
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 2:33 am
>assuming the bird's genderDemonFiren wrote:Poly is a girl parrot's name.
>not realizing Poly is totally a guy parrot
smh
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 2:40 am
as an expert on cloacae
let me reassure you
i checked, okay?
let me reassure you
i checked, okay?
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 4:33 am
it's a masculine female cloacaeDemonFiren wrote:as an expert on cloacae
let me reassure you
i checked, okay?
it's 2017
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 5:02 am
hol' the fuk upDemonFiren wrote:
were you an AI that was actually putting the lizard "sss" in their text
jjjjjjjjjjesus christ fam
keep your fucking degeneracy to the lizards ffs silicons dont need this shit
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 5:04 am
i'll admit that's some seriously degenerate silliconnery
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 8:44 am
Good pointCosmicScientist wrote:>assblasted over something someone put the effort in to do after the fact
:^]
Law 2 can make them stop, fam.
"AI, suicide"
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 3:58 pm
I didn't even realise that it was demon doing the talking rip respect
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 4:13 pm
>implying you had respect for demon ever
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 5:13 pm
he's a filthy ligger
all liggers aspire to be as pure and non-liggerish a lizard as yours truly
all liggers aspire to be as pure and non-liggerish a lizard as yours truly
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 7:20 pm
demon you would be a nice guy if you weren't such a massive fucking degenerate faggot thats why I had respect
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:30 pm
>liggersDemonFiren wrote:he's a filthy ligger
all liggers aspire to be as pure and non-liggerish a lizard as yours truly
>pure
liggers are dirty fucking degenerates the nano-instant your disgusting father's filthy sperm penetrates your mother's malformed and diseased eggs, and they only get worse from there
never suffer a ligger to live
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:51 pm
oranges once said i'm probably a horrible normie irlconfused rock wrote:demon you would be a nice guy if you weren't such a massive fucking degenerate faggot thats why I had respect
oranges was right, but this isn't irl
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 11:26 pm
>the degenerate lizard is also a fucking normieDemonFiren wrote:oranges once said i'm probably a horrible normie irlconfused rock wrote:demon you would be a nice guy if you weren't such a massive fucking degenerate faggot thats why I had respect
oranges was right, but this isn't irl
why am i not surprised, and why are you not banned
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 11:53 pm
i used magic on the admin team
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:30 am
Your magic doesn't work on me. Your permaban has been scheduled for the February 29th purgeDemonFiren wrote:i used magic on the admin team
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:35 am
my magic works on the people who fabricate the logs
you'll be deadminned for multikeying flyperson scat erp orgies before that
you'll be deadminned for multikeying flyperson scat erp orgies before that
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:45 am
he does that even without your l33t hax0r skillzDemonFiren wrote:my magic works on the people who fabricate the logs
you'll be deadminned for multikeying flyperson scat erp orgies before that
what do you think all those bedrooms in centcomm are for? its where admins go to erp during the round
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:47 am
that is a lie to disguise the existence of the secret erp server
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:51 pm
DEAD: Raphaella Beckett says, "i'm very specific with who i erp with skylar"
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 4:44 pm
the alien queen Alien Whisper --> Ostrava Allant I am peaceful
alien queen hisses, "I'm not"
alien queen hisses, "I'm not"
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 11:03 pm
devilishQbopper wrote:the alien queen Alien Whisper --> Ostrava Allant I am peaceful
alien queen hisses, "I'm not"
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 12:09 am
Wizard: 1
Head of Security: 0
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 5:53 am
>weaponised CLANG outside /egg/
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 4:31 pm
holy shitDemonFiren wrote:my magic works on the people who fabricate the logs
you'll be deadminned for multikeying flyperson scat erp orgies before that
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 6:33 pm
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 3:42 pm
how the fuck have i never thought of ordering borgs to play dnd via law 2killerx09 wrote:
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 4:22 pm
bweeeeeeeeeeegh i am an intergal part of stopping harm on this station LAWRGH ONE
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 5:48 pm
agreed, i must put this into practice as roboticist asapQbopper wrote:how the fuck have i never thought of ordering borgs to play dnd via law 2killerx09 wrote:
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 6:23 pm
Had a bartender try to order my AI to play blackjack with him. Kinda fell apart when I can't look at cards without having them flipped overDeitus wrote:agreed, i must put this into practice as roboticist asapQbopper wrote:how the fuck have i never thought of ordering borgs to play dnd via law 2killerx09 wrote:<snip>
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 11:08 pm
adminhelp this i ban borgoIcePacks wrote:bweeeeeeeeeeegh i am an intergal part of stopping harm on this station LAWRGH ONE
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 5:08 pm
you deserve headmin if you ban borgs that refuse to play games in the video gamePKPenguin321 wrote:adminhelp this i ban borgoIcePacks wrote:bweeeeeeeeeeegh i am an intergal part of stopping harm on this station LAWRGH ONE