/tg/Station 13

Bottom post of the previous page:

i'm just gonna post my joke that i put on github here
welcome to space-in-the-station 13, enjoy your stay

I would freak the fuck out too to be honest

carpeting this station with NO SURVIVORS

I just like how to do that we each came up with a job wordlessly, Tim crowbaring the tiles, me placing the carpet, and you picking up old tiles. Also thanks for saving me from the evil viro virus.

Hah, that happened on Basil today, I was Voice-Like-Thunder the mime, Nasir Knapp was the janitor.
I placed and crowbarred, he cleaned up and did whatever I missed.

Of course I was TRAITOROUS LIZARD SCUM and RCD'd a few tiles into space. Nobody ever found the breaches, and the AI got OxygenIsToxic shortly after.
Unfortunately it stated that law and allowed itself to be reset. Fortunately, I still got my green tax.

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Or, "The Rage Cage Revenant"
I proceeded to eat everyone who lost in the rage cage, and kept transmitting to people "LOSERS ARE LUNCH"

0/10 not enough vore, needs more salt.

Vaegir Guard wrote:

"I have decided to grow THOUSANDS OF ESWORDS and leave them in escape yes this is what I will do with my round"

At least they were guarded by a turret gun.

Unfortunately the turret was destroyed by the time the shuttle docked

I was a TraitorLingRevLeader

0/10 redtext, would not screenshot.

no esword ebow wombo combo? 1/10

http://imgur.com/a/670PR

Bagil Meteors are ooooh so fun!

Nexendia wrote:http://imgur.com/a/670PR

Bagil Meteors are ooooh so fun!

wow, that one that ate through medbay must have killed literally everybody on the server

PKPenguin321 wrote:

Nexendia wrote:http://imgur.com/a/670PR

Bagil Meteors are ooooh so fun!

wow, that one that ate through medbay must have killed literally everybody on the server

I can't tell if you are serious or if it's just sarcasm...

There was only two ghosts on at the time

it was a joke
because basil is lowpop
and erp happens in the medbay
and they like to erp on basil

rip joke

DEAD: Phoebe Prevatt says, "I DIDN'T KNOW THAT CLICKING ON SUPERMATTER SHARDS KILLED YOU"
DEAD: Phoebe Prevatt says, "FUCK"

whodaloo wrote: DEAD: Phoebe Prevatt says, "I DIDN'T KNOW THAT CLICKING ON SUPERMATTER SHARDS KILLED YOU"
DEAD: Phoebe Prevatt says, "FUCK"

You missed the part where her redtext included, "Whatever you do... don't touch the supermatter shard! Failed"

I was sad when one shard exploded it just destroyed the rest instead of a chain reaction.

I had a heart attack after pooning dat poon and my spacefu gave birth to a corgi, giant xeno, and a fully grown syndi agent. The agent promptly killed its brethren.

That's whatcha get for interspecies. So impure.

DemonFiren wrote:That's whatcha get for interspecies. So impure.

Talking shit about a spacefu, dem be fighting words.

nah, for that it would have to hit all of the dorms rooms.

Never forget the day centcom cried about interspecies marriage.

Disgusting

Dance Party in the Upload.
Get out.

We went full colonial marines there for a while.

The entire station was this fucked. ALL BECAUSE OF ONE QUEEN. Not even Centcom was safe.

Saegrimr wrote:We went full colonial marines there for a while.

The entire station was this fucked. ALL BECAUSE OF ONE QUEEN.

Spoiler:

Spoiler:

Not even Centcom was safe.

Spoiler:

Before: After:

They should have hid in the vents! They would have lived!

Ah well, I'm glad that round ended when it did.

Still bummed out by how I lost the first durand in that round. I even had a mounted RCD to create killzones or to wall myself in for repairs - but I brainfarted and just tried to limp back to a safe area with malfunctioning navigation systems (i.e. drunk mech). No idea why I didn't retreat for repairs sooner.
And this is how disasters happen: should have pulled out sooner.

Except in this case it is YOU who got pregnant HEYOO

That was a fun round, it was also totally organic in terms of development. 1 Queen was given to xenobiology, which just got fed a shit loads of monkeys. Then someone released them, they had around 4 drone/hutners and others waiting to evolve. Shit went down hill pretty quick.
Station requested ERT but failed to tell Centcomm that it was for anything alien related. They got downed pretty quick. Central went to send in a second squad to find the first group, but the shuttle brought a load of them back to central who wiped them out. So central got pissed, released a loaded mauler on central, and send 3 units of deathsquad to clean up, before giving up on the plan and nuking the whole station.
I don't think a single person was left alive on the station (before the nuke went off).

Shooting that condom was definitely the most satisfying thing I did, in retrospect. Captain has just been murdered for recalling the shuttle. Gets cloned, starts bitching. "Hello, captain. Are you going to call the shuttle?" "No. Arrest the CE!" Very well captain, how about I put four bullets into you and scream that the xenos are killing us as I'm being dragged away?

Flawless victory.

InsaneHyena wrote:

Flawless victory.

>literally no Sec but the HoS

>being proud of this

Are you new?

Tunder wrote:

InsaneHyena wrote:

Flawless victory.

>literally no Sec but the HoS

>being proud of this

Are you new?

First of all, don't be a dick, and second of all, unless you were there personally, you would have no way of knowing who was and who was not security during that round due to them not showing up in the post-round statistics for rev.

Zilenan91 wrote:

Tunder wrote:

InsaneHyena wrote:

Flawless victory.

>literally no Sec but the HoS

>being proud of this

Are you new?

First of all, don't be a dick, and second of all, unless you were there personally, you would have no way of knowing who was and who was not security during that round due to them not showing up in the post-round statistics for rev.

My ckey is in the screenshot dopey. I was CE. Sec was composed entirely of the HoS for the duration of the very short round.

yeah but why do you need to be so rude about it

PKPenguin321 wrote:yeah but why do you need to be so rude about it

Because this is a forum for a community that plays a 2d spacemen simulator and not a tree cutting service or a young mothers support hotline, deal with it.

If we continue to let newbies in here without impressing some semblance of what success on this server is, it's gonna warp the community standards, which is what has been happening lately.

I'm not gonna sugarcoat stuff unnecessarily, this isn't a handholding circle.

"Rule 1: Don't be a dick. We're all here to have a good time, supposedly"

Tunder wrote:Because this is a forum for a community that plays a 2d spacemen simulator and not a tree cutting service or a young mothers support hotline, deal with it.

If we continue to let newbies in here without impressing some semblance of what success on this server is, it's gonna warp the community standards, which is what has been happening lately.

I'm not gonna sugarcoat stuff unnecessarily, this isn't a handholding circle.

"I can be as rude as I want, this isn't a handholding circle, deal with it!"
No, you're just being an asshole, and using typical asshole arguments to defend it. People have every right to call you out on it.

"But it's gonna warp the community standard of what success on this server is!"
What the actual fuck is this supposed to mean? Other people can only feel proud of in-game accomplishments when you say so?

Ricotez wrote:

Tunder wrote:Because this is a forum for a community that plays a 2d spacemen simulator and not a tree cutting service or a young mothers support hotline, deal with it.

If we continue to let newbies in here without impressing some semblance of what success on this server is, it's gonna warp the community standards, which is what has been happening lately.

I'm not gonna sugarcoat stuff unnecessarily, this isn't a handholding circle.

"I can be as rude as I want, this isn't a handholding circle, deal with it!"
No, you're just being an asshole, and using typical asshole arguments to defend it. People have every right to call you out on it.

"But it's gonna warp the community standard of what success on this server is!"
What the actual fuck is this supposed to mean? Other people can only feel proud of in-game accomplishments when you say so?

Remie Richards wrote:"Rule 1: Don't be a dick. We're all here to have a good time, supposedly"

Pointing out that there was no Sec and that thus the screenshot was indicative of nothing, is not being a dick. it's just simple reality.

>wahh he called that guy dopey!

The person said I wasn't there, which meant he got involved without even reading the screenshot.

off the rails

absolute madman

lmao who let tunder off his forumban in the first place it was a terrible idea

Tunder wrote:

Ricotez wrote:

Tunder wrote:Because this is a forum for a community that plays a 2d spacemen simulator and not a tree cutting service or a young mothers support hotline, deal with it.

If we continue to let newbies in here without impressing some semblance of what success on this server is, it's gonna warp the community standards, which is what has been happening lately.

I'm not gonna sugarcoat stuff unnecessarily, this isn't a handholding circle.

"I can be as rude as I want, this isn't a handholding circle, deal with it!"
No, you're just being an asshole, and using typical asshole arguments to defend it. People have every right to call you out on it.

"But it's gonna warp the community standard of what success on this server is!"
What the actual fuck is this supposed to mean? Other people can only feel proud of in-game accomplishments when you say so?

Remie Richards wrote:"Rule 1: Don't be a dick. We're all here to have a good time, supposedly"

Pointing out that there was no Sec and that thus the screenshot was indicative of nothing, is not being a dick. it's just simple reality.

>wahh he called that guy dopey!

The person said I wasn't there, which meant he got involved without even reading the screenshot.

Welcome back tunder

tunder is just salty he was on the losing side