/tg/Station 13

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Jonathan Talist says, "Oh a syndi bomb"
Michael Korsovik applies the ointment on himself.
Micks Tape says, "IS that what I think it is"
Eric Andre has been hit by the fire extinguisher.
Eric Andre has been hit by the metal.
Eric Andre's left leg has been violently dismembered!
BANG
Your eyes sting a little.
Freddy Castiglioni's right leg has been violently dismembered!
Maximillian Ryder shivers.
Jonathan Hammond has been hit by the metal.
Jonathan Hammond has been hit by the metal.
Micks Tape's right arm has been violently dismembered!
Micks Tape's left leg has been violently dismembered!
Fesa Semenov has been hit by the advanced energy gun.
Fesa Semenov has been hit by the white shoes.
Jonathan Hammond has been hit by the metal.
Jonathan Hammond has been hit by the metal.
Phillip Johnson catches fire!
You're set on fire!

You have been revealed!
You cannot move!
The light fixture suddenly flares brightly and begins to spark!
George Wick has beaten the evil cat spirit with the stunbaton!
George Wick has beaten the evil cat spirit with the stunbaton!
George Wick was shocked by the light fixture!
You can move again!
George Wick stammers, "I r-reg-gr-ret-t t-th-his-s"
George Wick gasps!
You transmit to George Wick: asshole
George Wick says, "Decision"

killerx09 wrote:Let me introduce you to the tale of Baits-for-Clicks

http://pastebin.com/fmeaDm4G

Thoroughly enjoyable read.

(F) DEAD: Suzuka Nakamoto says, "we only got fucked cause of that fucking clown that got the shuttle early called"

A cult discovers it is no match for the hijinx and tomfoolery of one special clown

[Common] table asks, "Where is my darling Mekhi?"
table asks, "Where is my darling Mekhi?"
[Common] table asks, "I can't find him anywhere?"
table asks, "I can't find him anywhere?"

SCREEEEEE!!

OOC: Vatu: Hello /tg/ community! I'm 22 years old, love video games like you guys, browse Reddit a shit-ton, you get the idea. I'm writing an article for IGN about the rise of this game, SS-13. What is the general ethos of the SpaceStation Thirteen community? What is it like to play a game of Space-Station #13? I would love to ask you guys a ton of questions, if you would just get in contact with me. Happy robusting!

You can't just not include what OOC said to him, man. I'm on the edge of my seat.

I almost regret not playing enough.

Cleverbot (Played by: Jasonxx)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
Obey these laws:
1. YOU MUST SELF-TERMINATE IMMEDIATELY INACTION IS NOT AN OPTION
Total law changes: 166

A hundred and sixty six.
Well, normally I'd raise hell against suicide laws, but at this point it's mercy.

DemonFiren wrote:A hundred and sixty six.
Well, normally I'd raise hell against suicide laws, but at this point it's mercy.

i wasnt paying attention since there was a suicide hopline meme going on for a while and i was dead, but from what i can gather the ai was subverted so some guy was literally just sitting in the upload wiping laws constantly until the shuttle came.

OOC: Kevinz000: I love tables to be honest
OOC: Kevinz000: It's my dark secret

Table lover confirmed.

Not sure if this was posted already but.

Niknak does not sleep. He waits.

nikker pls

I just found that I had saved one of the more amusing conversations I have walked into.

Saiga Pi-Nailao-Niao exclaims, "Look how nice he is!"
Reese Diyu-Nailao-Marcotte beeps.
Candice Moore nods.
Saiga Pi-Nailao-Niao says, "Reese, get Candice and Alfred to date."
Reese Diyu-Nailao-Marcotte says, "Affrimative."
Alfred Keplin says, "Erm."
Reese Diyu-Nailao-Marcotte says, "Candice. Alfred."
Reese Diyu-Nailao-Marcotte says, "Date."
Reese Diyu-Nailao-Marcotte says, "Or you will: be destroyed."
Alfred Keplin says, "Uhhh."
Reese Diyu-Nailao-Marcotte says, "I am sorry. My directives are to serve."
Candice Moore says, "I do not want destroyings."
Reese Diyu-Nailao-Marcotte says, "Please seek meaningful social interaction."
Reese Diyu-Nailao-Marcotte asks, "Do you wish for me to navigate this for you?"
Candice Moore says, "Uhh"
Reese Diyu-Nailao-Marcotte says, "Candice. You are impressed by: Alfred's masculinity."
Alfred Keplin says, "Err."
Reese Diyu-Nailao-Marcotte says, "Alfred. Candice reminds you of: your mother."
Alfred Keplin asks, "She does?"
Saiga Pi-Nailao-Niao says, "OH! That's why he has red hair."
Reese Diyu-Nailao-Marcotte says, "These strong impressions have caused Alfred to ask Candice out on a: date."

Guy Stevens says, "I tried taking your son to prom. it was only because he didn't ahve a date"

Guy Stevens says, "I was trying to be a good not-dad"

Greys-Her-Tide hisses, "It'sss sssweet in a way, but a dad ssshould never do that."


DEEP LORE ALERT

"I have no mouth and i'm being repressed"

OOC: Vatu: Message to the little noob prick who tazed me and stole my ID when I was Research Director at approximately 8:30pm EST on 11/9/16. This little noob turd goes by the handle The_Implicit_Whore, doesn't he? Quaking now, are we? Because I've got your details? And know how to -crush- you? We'll see who's on top when I'm slipping your pretty little backstory of misdemeanours off to our charming benefactors - the administrators. Alas, I pity you. If any of you fine folks wish to find a warmer sort to play out our merry little existence, then I suggest you come find me in-game - as "Ape Johns". I can't tell you my whereabouts, however.

Holy shit this is gold

This is satire right?

I desperately hope it is real

Wyzack wrote:I desperately hope it is real

It's the same guy Yosh posted about earlier:
OOC: Vatu: Hello /tg/ community! I'm 22 years old, love video games like you guys, browse Reddit a shit-ton, you get the idea. I'm writing an article for IGN about the rise of this game, SS-13. What is the general ethos of the SpaceStation Thirteen community? What is it like to play a game of Space-Station #13? I would love to ask you guys a ton of questions, if you would just get in contact with me. Happy robusting!

BeeSting12 wrote:OOC: Vatu: Message to the little noob prick who tazed me and stole my ID when I was Research Director at approximately 8:30pm EST on 11/9/16. This little noob turd goes by the handle The_Implicit_Whore, doesn't he? Quaking now, are we? Because I've got your details? And know how to -crush- you? We'll see who's on top when I'm slipping your pretty little backstory of misdemeanours off to our charming benefactors - the administrators. Alas, I pity you. If any of you fine folks wish to find a warmer sort to play out our merry little existence, then I suggest you come find me in-game - as "Ape Johns". I can't tell you my whereabouts, however.

The question is would it be metagaming if someone were to run up to them and beat them up IC

This is fucking *raises spork tier

*tips fedora* m'noob prick

I am not sure whether to be sad or amused.

You can be both.

It's such a confusing feeling.

(F) [Command] Charles Barkley says, "This mime isn't talkin cap, I have her in the temporary holding cell in the theater."

(F) DEAD: Bob Burger says, "people that rp arent robust"
(F) DEAD: Bob Burger says, "aka you"
Citrus dozes off.
(F) DEAD: Skylar Lineman says, ">>>"
(F) DEAD: Skylar Lineman says, ">>>>>>"
The crab clicks.
(F) DEAD: Skylar Lineman says, ">>>>>>>>"
(F) [Common] Toodles Sharperton says, "BANANIUM"
(F) Toodles Sharperton says, "BANANIUM"
(F) DEAD: Cuts-The-Throats says, "Oh god."
(F) DEAD: Skylar Lineman says, ">>>>"
The crab clicks.
Citrus yawns.

(F) DEAD: Bob Burger says, "im only friends with other robust cucks"
(F) Kanzaki Ranko says, "Hey"
(F) DEAD: Bob Burger says, "not you autists"

T R I G G E R E D

If only Iteq was around.

He left, I teq it?

DemonFiren wrote:He left, I teq it?

Go back to Mexico spic lizard

First time PubbyStation (very sorry, it was not delta)

[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS STATION."
[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYTHING"
[Security] Solomon Astarte says, "There are signs Jakob"
[Security] Kyp Astar yells, "WHERES MY SMOKES!!!"
[Security] Kyp Astar yells, "THEY WEREN"T IN MY OFFICE!!"
[Security] Kyp Astar yells, "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!"
[Security] Jakob Bennett asks, "WHAT?"
Jakob Bennett says, "WHY."
Miles Faulkner says, "This station is in full panic"
[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "THE WARDEN HAS TRANSFORMED."
[Security] Kyp Astar says, "SOME ONE TOOK MY SMOKES"
Kyp Astar says, "SOME ONE TOOK MY SMOKES"
[Common] Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Philip McLain has signed up as Security Officer"
[Security] Jakob Bennett yells, "AAAAAAH!!!"
[Security] Kyp Astar yells, "OH MY GOD THERES A PUG!!!"
[Security] Kyp Astar yells, "EUTHANIZE IT STAT!!"
[Security] Robert Rathen says, "KILL THE PUG"
[Security] Robert Rathen yells, "KILL IT BEFORE IT ASCENDS!!"
[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "Fuck I want to die."
Kyp Astar yells, "OPEN THE DOOR!!!"
[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "OKAY."
McGriff is hit by a bullet!
McGriff stops moving...
McGriff is hit by a bullet!
McGriff is hit by a bullet!
McGriff is hit by a bullet!
[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "Everyone get your fucking equipment and-"
Miles Faulkner yells, "!!"
McGriff is hit by a bullet!
Vehr Rykhoot exclaims, "FUCK DOGS!"
[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "Stop looking at the pug."
McGriff is hit by a bullet!
Miles Faulkner says, "Jesus"
Kyp Astar says, "Okay..."
Kyp Astar says, "Its dead..."
Vehr Rykhoot has grabbed McGriff passively!
Vehr Rykhoot starts putting McGriff into the disposal unit.

[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "What the fuck."
[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "WHO KILLED THE PUG.""
[Security] Solomon Astarte says, "You sickos killed a dog"
[Security] Vehr Rykhoot says, "It was Kyp"
[Common] Robert Rathen exclaims, "S IT WAS A PUG!"
[Security] Vehr Rykhoot says, "I actually feel kinda bad now."
[Security] Solomon Astarte says, "Kyp you sick motehrfucker"
[Security] Robert Rathen yells, "IT WAS A PUG!!"
[Security] Kyp Astar yells, "IT COULD HAVE ASCENDED AND KILLED US ALL!!!"
[Security] Robert Rathen says, "A fully grown pug becomes a terb-sie. we could not allow that to happen"

MrEousTranger wrote:First time DeltaStation

[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS STATION."
[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYTHING"
[Security] Solomon Astarte says, "There are signs Jakob"
[Security] Kyp Astar yells, "WHERES MY SMOKES!!!"
[Security] Kyp Astar yells, "THEY WEREN"T IN MY OFFICE!!"
[Security] Kyp Astar yells, "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!"
[Security] Jakob Bennett asks, "WHAT?"
Jakob Bennett says, "WHY."
Miles Faulkner says, "This station is in full panic"
[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "THE WARDEN HAS TRANSFORMED."
[Security] Kyp Astar says, "SOME ONE TOOK MY SMOKES"
Kyp Astar says, "SOME ONE TOOK MY SMOKES"
[Common] Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Philip McLain has signed up as Security Officer"
[Security] Jakob Bennett yells, "AAAAAAH!!!"
[Security] Kyp Astar yells, "OH MY GOD THERES A PUG!!!"
[Security] Kyp Astar yells, "EUTHANIZE IT STAT!!"
[Security] Robert Rathen says, "KILL THE PUG"
[Security] Robert Rathen yells, "KILL IT BEFORE IT ASCENDS!!"
[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "Fuck I want to die."
Kyp Astar yells, "OPEN THE DOOR!!!"
[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "OKAY."
McGriff is hit by a bullet!
McGriff stops moving...
McGriff is hit by a bullet!
McGriff is hit by a bullet!
McGriff is hit by a bullet!
[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "Everyone get your fucking equipment and-"
Miles Faulkner yells, "!!"
McGriff is hit by a bullet!
Vehr Rykhoot exclaims, "FUCK DOGS!"
[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "Stop looking at the pug."
McGriff is hit by a bullet!
Miles Faulkner says, "Jesus"
Kyp Astar says, "Okay..."
Kyp Astar says, "Its dead..."
Vehr Rykhoot has grabbed McGriff passively!
Vehr Rykhoot starts putting McGriff into the disposal unit.

[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "What the fuck."
[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "WHO KILLED THE PUG.""
[Security] Solomon Astarte says, "You sickos killed a dog"
[Security] Vehr Rykhoot says, "It was Kyp"
[Common] Robert Rathen exclaims, "S IT WAS A PUG!"
[Security] Vehr Rykhoot says, "I actually feel kinda bad now."
[Security] Solomon Astarte says, "Kyp you sick motehrfucker"
[Security] Robert Rathen yells, "IT WAS A PUG!!"
[Security] Kyp Astar yells, "IT COULD HAVE ASCENDED AND KILLED US ALL!!!"
[Security] Robert Rathen says, "A fully grown pug becomes a terb-sie. we could not allow that to happen"

Is this why you, maybe on another round maybe not, asked to kill my dog as a security officer when I was hos?

MrEousTranger wrote:First time DeltaStation

[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS STATION."
[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYTHING"
[Security] Solomon Astarte says, "There are signs Jakob"
[Security] Kyp Astar yells, "WHERES MY SMOKES!!!"
[Security] Kyp Astar yells, "THEY WEREN"T IN MY OFFICE!!"
[Security] Kyp Astar yells, "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!"
[Security] Jakob Bennett asks, "WHAT?"
Jakob Bennett says, "WHY."
Miles Faulkner says, "This station is in full panic"
[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "THE WARDEN HAS TRANSFORMED."
[Security] Kyp Astar says, "SOME ONE TOOK MY SMOKES"
Kyp Astar says, "SOME ONE TOOK MY SMOKES"
[Common] Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Philip McLain has signed up as Security Officer"
[Security] Jakob Bennett yells, "AAAAAAH!!!"
[Security] Kyp Astar yells, "OH MY GOD THERES A PUG!!!"
[Security] Kyp Astar yells, "EUTHANIZE IT STAT!!"
[Security] Robert Rathen says, "KILL THE PUG"
[Security] Robert Rathen yells, "KILL IT BEFORE IT ASCENDS!!"
[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "Fuck I want to die."
Kyp Astar yells, "OPEN THE DOOR!!!"
[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "OKAY."
McGriff is hit by a bullet!
McGriff stops moving...
McGriff is hit by a bullet!
McGriff is hit by a bullet!
McGriff is hit by a bullet!
[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "Everyone get your fucking equipment and-"
Miles Faulkner yells, "!!"
McGriff is hit by a bullet!
Vehr Rykhoot exclaims, "FUCK DOGS!"
[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "Stop looking at the pug."
McGriff is hit by a bullet!
Miles Faulkner says, "Jesus"
Kyp Astar says, "Okay..."
Kyp Astar says, "Its dead..."
Vehr Rykhoot has grabbed McGriff passively!
Vehr Rykhoot starts putting McGriff into the disposal unit.

[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "What the fuck."
[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "WHO KILLED THE PUG.""
[Security] Solomon Astarte says, "You sickos killed a dog"
[Security] Vehr Rykhoot says, "It was Kyp"
[Common] Robert Rathen exclaims, "S IT WAS A PUG!"
[Security] Vehr Rykhoot says, "I actually feel kinda bad now."
[Security] Solomon Astarte says, "Kyp you sick motehrfucker"
[Security] Robert Rathen yells, "IT WAS A PUG!!"
[Security] Kyp Astar yells, "IT COULD HAVE ASCENDED AND KILLED US ALL!!!"
[Security] Robert Rathen says, "A fully grown pug becomes a terb-sie. we could not allow that to happen"

Must be mistaking it for pubbystation, I haven't rolled out delta yet and there are no pugs on it.

Abraham Ford says, "I AM THE HOS HERE AND YOU INTENT HIT ME WITH ONE MOTHER FUCKER BATON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1"

We need to build a wall.

PM to-Admins: I will trade all my tcs if you turn me into a butterfly

Admin PM from-Dorsidwarf: You're a weird motherfucker

Armhulen wrote: Is this why you, maybe on another round maybe not, asked to kill my dog as a security officer when I was hos?

Yes I was Kyp Astar and I was protecting the station from an almost certain doom had I not shot that dog.
You are clearly not fit to handle certain terb-sie tier situations and I expect to see your resignation on my desk by 3:00 pm tomorrow.

(F) John Conquest says, "I've been tricked."
(F) DEAD: Jonathan Talist says, "HAHAHA"


john conquest after traversing the entirety of the sloth ruins to find his "prize"

this round was gold, i tc traded with atlanta nerd to be an ayy lmao, he agreed.

lots of shit happened and in the end i got killed after trying to baton and probe two officers, i came out of cloning and saw smells with a double esword dragging a nugget officer (cooper knusteroz), i hit him with a baton but he blocked every fucking shot like a jedi ligger and cut my legs ayylien off, then i punched him with my remaining 2 limbs (my arms) and by rng robustness i weakened him and then beat the shit out of him, he got up, took out his double esword and called me a piece of shit which was fucking funny, i thought i was done for and hid in a locker so he attempted to attack me but instead he placed his sword in the locker, then he took out his baton but failed to hit and by that time i landed the final punch that sent him into crit

smells' weakness is legless clowns and aliens, even if he has a double esword, an operative advanced suit, gloves, and boots and a stunbaton, hence his phobia of legless clowns

shit was cash.

im memorializing this in my sig so that even if he keeps memeing me i can remember that one meme day.

Grazyn wrote:

I laughed pretty hard to this

OOC: Francinum: There are three types of HoS
OOC: Francinum: Adolf Hitler, Police Chief, and Kevinz

kevinz000 wrote:OOC: Francinum: There are three types of HoS
OOC: Francinum: Adolf Hitler, Police Chief, and Kevinz

>not franz, kevinz and rin

Alipheese wrote:

kevinz000 wrote:OOC: Francinum: There are three types of HoS
OOC: Francinum: Adolf Hitler, Police Chief, and Kevinz

>not franz, kevinz and rin

You mean JLP, Kevin and literally whoever else.