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holy shit its a cat

Posted: Thu May 05, 2022 9:28 pm
by kawoppi

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no sudden movements or you might scare it away
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Re: holy shit its a cat

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2023 3:08 pm
by kawoppi
i may have procrastinated a little bit
Rohen_Tahir wrote: Sat Feb 18, 2023 6:02 pm sell feelings of guilt
somebody should patch this bug
you sold feelings of guilt!

[ INVENTORY ]
 - cat food x1
 - health potion x1
 - airline food x15
 - flight recorder x1
 - scrap metal x1
 - metal box x1
 - nuclear bomb x1
 - cash money x1

Addust wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 7:20 pm i give them a meta-class cargo freighter. i then hide in the traderoute, as cats cannot fly ships very well. the last thing i see is a meta-class freighter full of cats before i teleport onboard said freighter and curl up in the engine room in fear of what i have caused. several deathsquad units are destroyed.
the deathsquads try to stop them but they are CRUSHED by the cats
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Re: holy shit its a cat

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2023 3:48 am
by TheSmallBlue
can i make the cat watch spongebob i love spongebob

Re: holy shit its a cat

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2023 10:29 am
by kinnebian
can i kill the cat
as a joke

Re: holy shit its a cat

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2023 5:36 pm
by kawoppi
TheSmallBlue wrote: Sun Nov 12, 2023 3:48 am can i make the cat watch spongebob i love spongebob
the legal team doesn't need to know about this one

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kinnebian wrote: Tue Nov 14, 2023 10:29 am can i kill the cat
as a joke
GONE WRONG (COPS CALLED)
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Re: holy shit its a cat

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2023 12:20 pm
by kinnebian
ok.... hmm... lets see...
can i use dark necromancy to revive the cat? maybe make it watch TV as well...

Re: holy shit its a cat

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2023 12:20 pm
by kinnebian
oh also can i sell the nuclear bomb

Re: holy shit its a cat

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2023 3:36 pm
by Jonathan Gupta
Sell catnip to other cats at a lower price margain to make other customers come to our cat dealer, slowly building up enough money to hire other catnip dealers and lowering the price even further.

Re: holy shit its a cat

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2023 4:07 pm
by Rohen_Tahir
Buy plane tickets to New York

Re: holy shit its a cat

Posted: Sun May 05, 2024 7:35 am
by TheSmallBlue
can i make the cat check this thread again to resolve unfinished cat related requests

Re: holy shit its a cat

Posted: Sat May 11, 2024 7:12 pm
by kawoppi
TheSmallBlue wrote: Sun May 05, 2024 7:35 am can i make the cat check this thread again to resolve unfinished cat related requests
sometimes cats hibernate for six months its true don't look it up

kinnebian wrote: Mon Nov 27, 2023 12:20 pm ok.... hmm... lets see...
can i use dark necromancy to revive the cat? maybe make it watch TV as well...
cat restored
theyre airing a spongebob marathon


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          `-    \`_`"'-       ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

kinnebian wrote: Mon Nov 27, 2023 12:20 pm oh also can i sell the nuclear bomb
nooooo we were making such good progress!!
you sold nuclear bomb!

[ INVENTORY ]
 - cat food x1
 - health potion x1
 - airline food x15
 - flight recorder x1
 - scrap metal x1
 - metal box x1
 - cash money x2

Re: holy shit its a cat

Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2024 6:46 am
by The Wrench
I wanna use the Markov cat to rob the shopkeeper we sold our nuke to! We must progress the story.

Re: holy shit its a cat

Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2024 7:26 pm
by bingusdingus
Sell the [Inventory] header to corrupt the inventory and see what's above it

Re: holy shit its a cat

Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2024 7:33 pm
by Jonathan Gupta
Jonathan Gupta wrote: Mon Nov 27, 2023 3:36 pm Sell catnip to other cats at a lower price margain to make other customers come to our cat dealer, slowly building up enough money to hire other catnip dealers and lowering the price even further.
what the fuck is this guy talking about