/tg/Station 13

Bottom post of the previous page:

It was argued that he had forgotten to speak most foreign languages due to the coma.

Because

implying anyone is gonna click that spoiler

HNNNNG! Two hours left, then an eternity of downlording.

THE MIGHTY GALVATRON wrote:HNNNNG! Two hours left, then an eternity of downlording.

shouldn't take that long though, unless you've got internet worse than mine

LA MAYONESA wrote:

THE MIGHTY GALVATRON wrote:HNNNNG! Two hours left, then an eternity of downlording.

shouldn't take that long though, unless you've got internet worse than mine

I get 800kb/s here. Fucking rural areas.

My download speed is all over the place! Looks like 8 hours for me.

DrPillzRedux wrote:

LA MAYONESA wrote:

THE MIGHTY GALVATRON wrote:HNNNNG! Two hours left, then an eternity of downlording.

shouldn't take that long though, unless you've got internet worse than mine

I get 800kb/s here. Fucking rural areas.

700 kb/s here, it's not so bad. it's the fastest download speed i've ever had

Keeps pingponging between 1 Mb/s and 8 Mb/s

Dammit, I probably shouldn't have clicked that spoiler. I don't even know if it's true, and it wou

Anyway I've just started and there's already so much crazy shit, it makes me want to play like a pnp sorta dealie.

Yo I am just popping in to say

Since today is my birthday and I had put my birthday in to the game at the beginning, I got this ridiculous special cutscene after a mission where Kaz and Ocelot sang me this weird "Happy Birthday" song.

It was the weirdest fucking thing, but also fucking hilarious. I wish I had been recording or streaming or something.

I really hate the free roam aspect and the world in general. Motherbase is empty as fuck with nothing to do and the map is just rocks and weeds with a few shacks.

A lot of missions involve riding the clunky horse that stops for tiny fucking rocks, all the way across the map. Which is just rocks.

I enjoy the actual gameplay though.

I just spend way too much time figuring out a preferred point of insertion, and then by that time the guards are all "Alright time to shuffle around after you've dicked around too long watching our routes."

I guess that puts way more replayability aspects into the game as opposed to say MGS3's "this is where you go in from and this is where you leave."

Also FUCKING
COLLECTIBLE
SHIT
EVERYWHERE
MY AUTISM.

I'm enjoying it.

My 1k~ PC handles it far better than I expected it to.

13 hours and only 10% completion.

If you finish a mission while wounded, sometimes Snake will have an IV drip going on in the chopper and he looks toked out.

Little details are nice.

This sniper duel isn't quite as intense as the one with The End.

Horse is pretty fucking clunky.

Also man I am bad at video games. I managed to wipe the... East Comm Station I think it was, though, with a combination of delayed/body shot sleep darts, GLORIOUS SMOKE-RUSH CQC and a few disgusting rifle kills.

I'm sad nonlethal weapons are still uncool in comparison to the lethal and much more varied amount of weaponry.

Riot SMG GOAT

For the MAYBE one mission you get to use it before everyone starts wearing helmets.

the horse controls are so fucking bad

I'm not having any issues with the horse controls.

They're absolutely fine for me, I think the biggest complaint I have so far is that there doesn't really seem to be much difficulty to it.

Kinda saw the story coming though.

Takeguru wrote:Riot SMG GOAT

For the MAYBE one mission you get to use it before everyone starts wearing helmets.

Hell yeah mate Riot SMG! Think I might have developed a Stun Assault Rifle too so I'm going to see how that goes.

Fucking sweet.

A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR

When do I get a FOB? Goddamn I just want to wreck shit.

>Kojima
>English
>No Japanese

Also does this mean I can take him on missions and FOB shit. Because that would be fucking amazing.

mrpain wrote:When do I get a FOB? Goddamn I just want to wreck shit.

Gotta wait for your first base defense.

I just had a botched mission, came in all geared up for some non lethal rubber bullet times. And ended up walking out of an airfield covered in blood and almost everyone dead.

Man I don't know what the fuck, I'm such a bad shot with the AR. I put my red dot on their head, and then I end up having to frantically fill them full of lead while simultaneously trying not to blow all of my suppressor.

I think I'm a better shot with my stupid fuckin' pistol. Like, I did my first actual-character-boss-fight with that thing, often making shots from like 100m with that thing.

Is there like a decent long range, suppressed stun/tranq weapon that I can find somewhere or am I stuck trying to awkwardly pop guys from my pistol the whole time? Also do suppressors ever get better, I'm kinda tired of calling in a supply drop to give me a new one after like fucking every encounter.

Okay, tested the LTL primary rifle.

It's not much better than the Riot SMG, because it still can't deal with helmets.

It drops them in less body shots, but you're taking up a primary slot.

ALSO:

No suppressor.

Might be okay in boss fights if you're going for the LTL approach, maybe.

Takeguru wrote:

Spoiler:

I cheesed Quiet by headshotting her twice with the Not-Mosin and it ends the same way, as far as I can tell

Does shit you blow up in the field stay blown up? I hope i'm not just wasting my time by C4ing all these dishes and generators.

captain sawrge wrote:

Takeguru wrote:

Spoiler:

I cheesed Quiet by headshotting her twice with the Not-Mosin and it ends the same way, as far as I can tell

Spoiler:

There's a way cheesier way of beating her where you don't fire your gun once. It's hilarious and I found it totally by accident. I probably missed out on a really cool fight but it was so fucking funny it was worth it.

There isn't any story spoilers or anything in this thing, just recounting a cool mission that I enjoyed. Uh if you're in turbo spoilers avoidance mode avoid I guess. Also I'm pretty... mmmostly sure shit stays broken if you blow it up. Most of the radio banks I've killed have stayed broken, I think, though a few things -might- have repaired -maybe-. It's entirely possible I'm just retarded and didn't blow them up right the first time.

The only proper way to operate inna Africa

Spoilered because uncropped image, not because story

Just finished a mission where I had to extract a guy, called in the chopper and was on route to the extraction point. Botch the exfiltrate like I always do. Running through the forest, being hounded by angry guards running out of ammo for all my weapons. They eventually corner me and all hope seems lost Suddenly I hear DMX screaming "BITCH PLEASE!" as rockets crash into the enemy.

'X Gon Give it to Ya' is playing while chopper is doing attack runs is a beautiful sight.

AA Radar stays exploded. The radios you find on desks and shit are repaired after a while, but it's still pretty long. I'm not sure about communications antenna, but I think they might stay destroyed?

Also @TakeGuru
Spoilers for the hidden objectives of the first boss fight, if you want to figure it out for yourself don't click:

captain sawrge wrote:AA Radar stays exploded. The radios you find on desks and shit are repaired after a while, but it's still pretty long. I'm not sure about communications antenna, but I think they might stay destroyed?

Also @TakeGuru
Spoilers for the hidden objectives of the first boss fight, if you want to figure it out for yourself don't click:

Spoiler:

You can call cardboard boxes to drop on her head, one of them does half her stamina. I couldn't fucking figure out how to get close to her so I just marked her on the map and tried it out and it fucking works. It was hilarious holy shit

Also I'm still using Ride of the Valkyries for my chopper music. It's really dumb, since I've literally never used it for support fire or to drop zoned on top of assholes or anything. Gotta find cooler music, but I can't find anything good. Where can I loot something hilarious?

[youtube]sGjkKyElp3w[/youtube]
DONT YOU LOOK THIS WAY

SO like... are there any parts that are reminiscent of Rambo 3?

So am I the only person who finds the enemies to be completely fucking retarded and incompetent?

Like I stood in the open for 30 seconds while 4 dudes shot at me and I didn't fucking die.

GIANT.
FLAMING.
WHALE.

I love this game already.

Holy shit 35 hours and I just hit Chapter 2!?

REMEMBER WHEN GAMES WERE ROUTINELY 60 HOURS N' SHIT

Also right? That fucking whale was 99/10. Alsoalso I'm sad because I'm a console babby and can't mod that fucking stealth deploy in ripip.

The first time seeing the horse get fulton extracted was probably the funniest thing I've seen in quite a while

16 hours in and im only 8% done....hoooo boooyyy I'm really getting my money's worth here.

17 hours and 20%

Still no FOB but I blame the constant server maintenance

I was able to get online yesterday, but every time I tried to infiltrate some scrublord's den of iniquity I get a message saying someone else is already infiltrating it.

Please fix the servers Konami please do that before you jump onto the Casinos Forever train!

I'm hoping the server issue will be solved by the time I get my FOB.

When do you get that? After mission 22 I hear? I just started Africa.

Fuck me, how am I supposed to do mission 14 without ? Because fuck.

mrpain wrote:I'm hoping the server issue will be solved by the time I get my FOB.

When do you get that? After mission 22 I hear? I just started Africa.

Yeah yeah some point around there.

Also everyone should check out their base, especially the medical platform.

>Got spoiled on something elsewhere

God fucking damn it

It ties in to what Galvatron mentioned and I'm kicking myself for going anywhere else now

FOB's seem to work now, already had to defend myself not 2 seconds into the game.