Nice tune, real easy

Post by **Vekter** » Sat May 02, 2015 8:06 am #85275

Bottom post of the previous page:

Like holy shit how do you expect me to quarantine it if I don't know where the fuck it 9s

Post by **Vekter** » Sat May 02, 2015 8:06 am #85276

Post by **Vekter** » Sat May 02, 2015 8:06 am #85277

New page

live long and suck it

EndgamerAzari · Wed May 06, 2015 4:28 am

Why the fuck did the general chat get locked?!

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed May 06, 2015 7:08 am #86115

Another suicide note, is why. Ask MSO.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Wed May 06, 2015 2:02 pm #86168

There will always be a thread where we bitch about our lives, the man can't keep us down. I guess this is the new life bitching thread.

EndgamerAzari · Wed May 06, 2015 4:48 pm

I was gonna start a new General Off-Topic thread but I felt like that might be slightly pedantic.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed May 06, 2015 6:37 pm #86226

Well, this is the 'weird off-topic' thread, the other is the 'non-weird off-topic thread'.

Yes, pedantic. I like you.

EndgamerAzari · Wed May 06, 2015 6:54 pm

I honestly double-checked the definition after I posted that, wondering if I accidentally made myself look like an idiot. I always get really nervous using 'fancy' words, despite the fact that words are pretty much all I do.

420weedscopes · Wed May 06, 2015 8:40 pm

testing my camera
feel free to put my face in front of 9/11 or something
warning: huge image

Spoiler:

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed May 06, 2015 8:43 pm #86258

EndgamerAzari wrote:I honestly double-checked the definition after I posted that, wondering if I accidentally made myself look like an idiot. I always get really nervous using 'fancy' words, despite the fact that words are pretty much all I do.

So long as you don't mix up pedantry, pedicure, pediatrics, orthopedics and pedophilia you should be fine.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Wed May 06, 2015 9:32 pm #86285

Weedscopes your face hair is so pale blonde it is nearly invisible

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Thu May 07, 2015 4:05 am #86369

Re: local the coffee shop:

after several visits I've come to the conclusion that the barista girl with face tats is the only person that ever gets my iced coffee orders right and despite the fact she looks like she a serial killer, I appreciate coffee skills when I see them

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu May 07, 2015 8:55 am #86435

Tell her, dammit!

EndgamerAzari · Thu May 07, 2015 5:15 pm

Reyouka · Post by **Reyouka** » Sun May 10, 2015 7:10 am #87018

My house caught on fire.

Post by **Vekter** » Fri May 15, 2015 6:05 am #88292

Holy shit are you okay

Saegrimr · Post by **Saegrimr** » Sat May 16, 2015 3:54 am #88465

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sat May 16, 2015 9:08 am #88481

I can confirm that it is.

Maccus · Post by **Maccus** » Sat May 16, 2015 4:12 pm #88505

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Sat May 16, 2015 5:24 pm #88510

new goals for 2015: knuckle tats saying POST, and on the other hand, having transcended the limitations of the form, STRUCTURALIST

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Sun May 17, 2015 12:11 am #88602

420weedscopes wrote:testing my camera
feel free to put my face in front of 9/11 or something
warning: huge image
Spoiler:

ask and I shall deliver

Spoiler:

420weedscopes · Tue May 19, 2015 5:20 pm

i'm fucking laughing so goddamn hard hahahahahahahaha
putting that in my sig rn

Drynwyn · Post by **Drynwyn** » Fri May 22, 2015 4:57 pm #89918

it's good to see that after my monthlong vacation from spessmans nothing at all has changed

EndgamerAzari · Fri May 22, 2015 6:57 pm

TheWiznard wrote:
420weedscopes wrote:testing my camera
feel free to put my face in front of 9/11 or something
warning: huge image
Spoiler:

ask and I shall deliver
Spoiler:

>Not making it so it looks like he's eating the tower

7/10 missed opportunity

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Tue May 26, 2015 10:40 am #90845

EndgamerAzari wrote:
TheWiznard wrote:
420weedscope[size=200][/size]s wrote:testing my camera
feel free to put my face in front of 9/11 or something
warning: huge image
Spoiler:

ask and I shall deliver
Spoiler:
>Not making it so it looks like he's eating the tower

7/10 missed opportunity

I'm only so good with ghetto photoshop (paint.net)

obligatory link reguardless

Post by **Vekter** » Tue May 26, 2015 6:00 pm #90884

Post by **Vekter** » Tue May 26, 2015 6:01 pm #90885

Nine

E: WAIT NO I CAN DO BETTER

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Tue May 26, 2015 6:53 pm #90900

I think the most tasteless gif i ever saw was from video of the guy who fell off the end of the track and died during the winter olympics luge event, except he flies off and hits the first tower. It was truly a masterpiece.

Post by **Vekter** » Tue May 26, 2015 7:36 pm #90907

That's almost too offensive even for me.

Almost.

Post by **Vekter** » Tue May 26, 2015 7:39 pm #90909

I FOUND IT WYZACK

I DIDN'T KNOW HE DIED OMG

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Tue May 26, 2015 7:52 pm #90915

Yeah that is the one. Guy totally died, it was all over the news before i actually saw the gif

Post by **Vekter** » Tue May 26, 2015 8:35 pm #90931

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Tue May 26, 2015 8:57 pm #90943

we're all going to hell

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Tue May 26, 2015 9:21 pm #90955

Also yeah look at the top. 144 km, and he flew right off. If i recall correctly he died almost instantly. At least now i have that gif saved again, i lost it when my old computer died.

EndgamerAzari · Tue May 26, 2015 9:50 pm

PRANK IDEA:

Glue a mousetrap to the inside of the front of a toilet bowl so that when someone goes to take a shit it snaps closed on their nuts and then they can't stand up because their nuts are held to the bowl.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue May 26, 2015 9:57 pm #90966

Not workable, nuts are normally too close to the middle. Also, visible plain as day.
If you're like me and always check the bowl first. I ain't sitting on no dirty bowl.

...unless you mean in SS13.

EndgamerAzari · Tue May 26, 2015 10:26 pm

Eh, it's a work in progress. Plus, that's why you do it in the person's house--you're not gonna look to closely before sittin' on your own shitter.

Post by **Vekter** » Wed May 27, 2015 6:05 am #91054

Septavius · Post by **Septavius** » Wed May 27, 2015 8:21 am #91061

EndgamerAzari · Wed May 27, 2015 2:38 pm

Vekter wrote:why

Septavius wrote:dude

This is Hell and I am the devil

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed May 27, 2015 3:03 pm #91096

Great, now I finally have an excuse to want you dead.

...wait, it's hell. We're all dead already. Oh, shit.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Wed May 27, 2015 10:46 pm #91164

Friends, shitposters, hear me out:

I originally created this thread over a year ago on the old forums with the intent that it would promote our shitposts and elevate them to a new level, while also containing them.

But there was a promise too. That if we could create enough shitposts in a dedicated manner in the time allotted that it would herald the release of The Terbs and Tonto TookTook.

My friends I believe you have achieved the amount of shitposts and yet both of these heroic leaders of quality fun posting content remain locked up behind bars. I encourage you to empty quote this a million times while also shoving links under everyone's faces to show them how your intense and disciplined commitment to providing the community with a quantity of the finest quality in fun and amusement has gone unrewarded.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed May 27, 2015 10:55 pm #91171

0/10 tries to stir shit far too obviously.

EndgamerAzari · Wed May 27, 2015 10:56 pm

I regret everything.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Wed May 27, 2015 11:00 pm #91177

Oh yeah, i forgot that that was what this thread was about

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Wed May 27, 2015 11:11 pm #91179

DemonFiren wrote:0/10 tries to stir shit far too obviously.

Shutup newfag.

Wyzack wrote:Oh yeah, i forgot that that was what this thread was about

Any chance you have a link to the first OP? I can't seem to find it.

Kot · Post by **Kot** » Thu May 28, 2015 3:01 pm #91300

So I was casually looking through parts of forum I don't give a shit about and then this happens/
WELL.
stay safe poverty ghost

Post by **Vekter** » Thu May 28, 2015 4:55 pm #91319

shoo shoo gains goblin

EndgamerAzari · Thu May 28, 2015 5:25 pm

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Thu May 28, 2015 6:29 pm #91342

Rather than threaten to commit suicide people need to start threatening the opposite: necromancy.

IM IN MY LOCAL GRAVEYARD WITH A SHOVEL AND SOME CANDLES AND IM SERIOUS IM GONNA DO IT