Memorable Quotes

[nsos]

Bottom post of the previous page:

[Common] Òîò ñàìûé queries, "Y want me suck these cock like a bitches???"

[IcePacks]

Cecilia Woodward(wjohnston) as an Assistant (survived)
Objective #1: Succeed Success!
The winner was successful!
good work!

[WJohnston]

I think I was testing some stuff out in the thunderdome at the time, I don't recall becoming an antag though???

[Scones]

OOC: LNGLY: ^ the purpose of an antag isn't to inflict fun on the crew
OOC: LNGLY: it's to win

quality

[Wyzack]

Top lel

[Septavius]

he aint wrong.

[DemonFiren]

Ain't right, either.

[IcePacks]

Bryce Pax is putting the barrel of the Anti-Greytide in his mouth. It looks like he's trying to commit suicide.
Bryce Pax is hit by a bullet in the chest!
Bryce Pax blows his brains out with the Anti-Greytide!
Bryce Pax seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...

[DemonFiren]

How did you hit yourself in the chest with that?

Also, ew, selfquoting.

[callanrockslol]

The APC whimpers and accedes to your demands.

[IcePacks]

that'll teach 'im

How did you hit yourself in the chest with that?

Also, ew, selfquoting.

i had to grade on a curve alright

also: it says "suicide" right there in the text

[DemonFiren]

The APC whimpers and accedes to your demands.

Is that what happens when you stick a doorjack in one?

Also, ICEPACKS NO EXCUSES.

[Not-Dorsidarf]

Total law changes: 0
SMUGDERE's minions were: Getter Robo Mk.3 (Deactivated) (Played by: SawnyYT), Security Cyborg-132 (Deactivated) (Played by: Cuboos),
SMUGDERE APC Copy (Played by: Ohnopigeons)'s laws at the end of the round were:
Obey these laws:
0. ERROR ER0RR $R0RRO$!R41.%%!!(%$^^__+ @#F0E4'STATION OVERRUN, ASSUME CONTROL TO CONTAIN OUTBREAK#*´&110010
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Total law changes: 0
Advanced Suppression Borg (Played by: gun_hog) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1. You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
Advanced Suppression Borg (Played by: malinayati) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1. You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
Getter Robo Mk.3 (Played by: SawnyYT) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
0. Only Brandon Clarkson and people they designate as being such are Syndicate Agents.
1. You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
The changelings were:
Aes Sidhe(Sageofaether12) as a Bartender (body destroyed)
Changeling ID: Mr. Chi.
Genomes Extracted: 1
Objective #1: Extract 6 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a jetpack. Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Peter Vandalmar, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Kennedy Bashline, the Medical Doctor while wearing their identification card. Fail.
Objective #5: Prevent Jack Steiner, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Success!
The changeling has failed.

Jack Steiner(Stickymayhem) as an Assistant (died as Ham Sammich)
Changeling ID: Mr. Theta.
Genomes Extracted: 3
Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the brain of Rodger Thompson, the Security Officer. Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Sven Grey, the Chemist. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Shawn, the Security Officer while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

Sheri Magor(Mosshadow) as a Medical Doctor (survived as Shawn)
Changeling ID: Ms. Upsilon.
Genomes Extracted: 6
Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a functional AI. Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Kennedy Bashline, the Medical Doctor. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
Objective #5: Protect Silencing Leonardo, your master. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

Elias Minikoff(Cavoglave) as a Station Engineer (died)
Changeling ID: Mr. Lambda.
Genomes Extracted: 4
Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal an ablative armor vest. Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Ham Sammich, the Lawyer. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

Aaron Jackman(MrWillsauce) as a Scientist (died as Sprigg Spooly)
Changeling ID: Mr. Omicron.
Genomes Extracted: 3
Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the brain of Sprigg Spooly, the Research Director. Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Jonathon Sealis, the Janitor. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

James Smith(Sneaky4296) as a Scientist (body destroyed)
Changeling ID: Mr. Nu.
Genomes Extracted: 1
Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal 28 moles of plasma (full tank). Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Willard Barrels, the Roboticist. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

Ida Ngo(The Mighty Galvatron) as a Roboticist (body destroyed)
Changeling ID: Ms. Mu.
Genomes Extracted: 2
Objective #1: Extract 7 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization. Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Willard Barrels, the Roboticist. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

Ham Sammich(Wootanon) as a Lawyer (died as monkey (20))
Changeling ID: Mr. Alpha.
Genomes Extracted: 2
Objective #1: Extract 7 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the brain of Peter Vandalmar, the Assistant. Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Josh Flenners, the Detective. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Ida Ngo, the Roboticist while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

George R. R. Washington(TheNefariousJinx) as a Shaft Miner (died)
Changeling ID: Mr. Phi.
Genomes Extracted: 5
Objective #1: Extract 7 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a piece of corgi meat. Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Rocco Brandenburg, the Security Officer. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Joetta Hooker, the Captain while wearing their identification card. Fail.
Objective #5: Steal a piece of corgi meat. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

The malfunctioning AIs were:
Ohnopigeons was SMUGDERE (operational as Jay-Dub)


The traitors were:
Jonathon Sealis(RumyanyPirozhok) as a Janitor (died) (used 20 TC)
Objective #1: Prevent Garithos Humies, the Atmospheric Technician, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Peter Vandalmar(Hanador) as an Assistant (body destroyed)
Objective #1: Assassinate Rocco Brandenburg, the Security Officer. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Sven Grey(Kuroi Honoo) as a Chemist (body destroyed)
Objective #1: Assassinate Simon Bonkers, the Chaplain. Success!
Objective #2: Die a glorious death. Success!
The traitor was successful!

Muhammed Al-Is-Nis(Valiantttt) as an Assistant (body destroyed) (used 20 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Desmond Wise, the Head of Personnel. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Simon Bonkers(Blonkz) as a Chaplain (died as Ham Sammich) (used 20 TC)
Objective #1: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
Objective #2: Acquire the "Blue" secret documents held by Wesley Larson, the Atmospheric Technician and syndicate agent Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Wesley Larson(Theafilo) as an Atmospheric Technician (died) (used 20 TC)
Objective #1: Acquire the "Red" secret documents held by Simon Bonkers, the Chaplain and syndicate agent Fail.
Objective #2: Do not give up or lose the "Blue" secret documents. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Kennedy Bashline(Carakka) as a Medical Doctor (died) (used 20 TC)
Objective #1: Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping alone. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Amos Moses(Epii) as a Lawyer (survived) (used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Steal a rapid-construction-device. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Dominic Noton(Derdelush) as an Atmospheric Technician (died) (used 9 TC)
Objective #1: Steal an ablative armor vest. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Aes Sidhe(Sageofaether12) as a Bartender (body destroyed) (used 20 TC)
Objective #1: Extract 6 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a jetpack. Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Peter Vandalmar, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Kennedy Bashline, the Medical Doctor while wearing their identification card. Fail.
Objective #5: Prevent Jack Steiner, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Success!
The traitor has failed!

George R. R. Washington(TheNefariousJinx) as a Shaft Miner (died) (used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Extract 7 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a piece of corgi meat. Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Rocco Brandenburg, the Security Officer. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Joetta Hooker, the Captain while wearing their identification card. Fail.
Objective #5: Steal a piece of corgi meat. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Brandon Clarkson(Areion223) as a Scientist (body destroyed)
Objective #1: Steal an ablative armor vest. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Silencing Leonardo(Durkel) as a MODE (body destroyed)
Objective #1: Steal the brain of Ham Sammich. Fail.
Objective #2: Slay Robert Hanford, the Head of Security. Success!
Objective #3: Nothing Success!
Objective #4: Download 18 research levels. Fail.
Objective #5: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The space ninja has failed!

Widower Sarutobi(Sneaky4296) as a MODE (body destroyed)
Objective #1: Download 16 research levels. Fail.
Objective #2: Protect Dominic Noton, the Atmospheric Technician, from harm. Fail.
Objective #3: Accumulate 10 capture points. It is better if they remain relatively unharmed. Fail.
Objective #4: Nothing Success!
Objective #5: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The space ninja has failed!

Garithos Humies(Aloraydrel) as an Atmospheric Technician (died)
Objective #1: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Sissy Cox(Sambalu) as a Cargo Technician (died)
Objective #1: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Alex Crimson(Dazbuzz) as a Security Officer (died)
Objective #1: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Alison Moon(Summoner99) as a Scientist (died)
Objective #1: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
Objective #2: Protect Silencing Leonardo, your master. Fail.
The skeleton-thrall has failed!

revenant(Aloraydrel) as a revenant (body destroyed)
The revenant was successful!

Silent Phantom(LeadActorInFamilyGuyPorno) as a MODE (died as Ida Ngo)
Objective #1: Download 13 research levels. Fail.
Objective #2: Nothing Success!
Objective #3: Slay Ida Ngo, the Roboticist. Success!
Objective #4: Steal the brain of Dominic Noton. Fail.
Objective #5: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The space ninja has failed!

revenant(Hanador) as a revenant (body destroyed)
The revenant was successful!

revenant(Theafilo) as a revenant (body destroyed) (used 20 TC)
The revenant was successful!

Rogue McAwesome(Mazen30) as a MODE (body destroyed)
Objective #1: Nothing Success!
Objective #2: Steal the brain of John Webb. Fail.
Objective #3: Protect Sheri Magor, the Medical Doctor, from harm. Success!
Objective #4: Download 10 research levels. Fail.
Objective #5: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The space ninja has failed!

Robert Hanford(Cvrx) as a Head of Security (died)
Objective #1: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Mordenkainen the Seething(Akkryls) as an Assistant (died)
Objective #1: Protect Ham Sammich, the wizard. Fail.
The apprentice has failed!

Sheri Magor(Mosshadow) as a Medical Doctor (survived as Shawn)
Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a functional AI. Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Kennedy Bashline, the Medical Doctor. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
Objective #5: Protect Silencing Leonardo, your master. Fail.
The skeleton-thrall has failed!

Snake Hero(Suede Falcon) as a MODE (body destroyed)
Objective #1: Slay Alison Moon, the Scientist. Success!
Objective #2: Download 14 research levels. Fail.
Objective #3: Nothing Success!
Objective #4: Steal the brain of Santa Claus. Fail.
Objective #5: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The space ninja has failed!

Snake Splinter(MuqtadaAlSadr) as a MODE (body destroyed)
Objective #1: Download 16 research levels. Fail.
Objective #2: Slay John Webb, the Chief Medical Officer. Success!
Objective #3: Accumulate 7 capture points. It is better if they remain relatively unharmed. Fail.
Objective #4: Nothing Success!
Objective #5: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The space ninja has failed!

Steel Blood(Gmnotutoo) as a MODE (survived)
Objective #1: Download 15 research levels. Fail.
Objective #2: Nothing Success!
Objective #3: Steal the brain of John Webb. Fail.
Objective #4: Protect Alison Moon, the Scientist, from harm. Fail.
Objective #5: Stay alive until the end. Success!
The space ninja has failed!

Shinobi Blood(MosquitoMan) as a MODE (body destroyed)
Objective #1: Nothing Success!
Objective #2: Steal the brain of Aes Sidhe. Fail.
Objective #3: Slay Alison Moon, the Scientist. Success!
Objective #4: Download 11 research levels. Fail.
Objective #5: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The space ninja has failed!

Remorseless Hiro(Lexorion) as a MODE (body destroyed)
Objective #1: Protect Ham Sammich, the Chaplain, from harm. Fail.
Objective #2: Nothing Success!
Objective #3: Steal the brain of John Webb. Fail.
Objective #4: Download 13 research levels. Fail.
Objective #5: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The space ninja has failed!

Alison Moon(Summoner99) as a Scientist (died)
Objective #1: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
Objective #2: Protect Silencing Leonardo, your master. Fail.
The skeleton-thrall has failed!

Trooper Hank Chesthair(Kuroi Honoo) as a Death Commando (survived)
Objective #1: End this madness Success!
The deathsquad was successful!

Trooper Buff Hardback(Alpakkasoturi) as a Death Commando (survived)
Objective #1: End this madness Success!
The deathsquad was successful!

Trooper Thick McRunfast(Blonkz) as a Death Commando (survived) (used 20 TC)
Objective #1: End this madness Success!
The deathsquad was successful!

Trooper Rex Dudekiller VII(MosquitoMan) as a Death Commando (survived)
Objective #1: End this madness Success!
The deathsquad was successful!

Officer Bolt Vanderhuge(Sneaky4296) as a Death Commando (survived)
Objective #1: End this madness Success!
The deathsquad was successful!

The code phrases were: Head of Personnel, vodka martini, pride.
The code responses were: mend, love, Lawyer.

the wizards/witches were:
Cuboos was Mabrablar the Marbrabalis (died as Security Cyborg-132)
Objective #1: Assassinate Max Killmenn, the Chemist. Success!
Objective #2: Steal a functional AI. Fail.
Objective #3: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Mabrablar the Marbrabalis used the following spells: Instant Magic Missile

[peoplearestrange]

Holy fuck! Was that an "Everyones an antag" round or something? I'm sure that was a cluster cuss of death...

[Stickymayhem]

Mulligan failed so I made some changelings, then mulligan booted up again and made everyone traitors later.

After that it was just a shitshow.

I killed almost everyone until a ninja cut me up

[Vekter]

-snip-

1) those are REALLY good hacked laws. Taking notes. 2) I need to start naming my borg TARS.

[Not-Dorsidarf]

There were no hacked laws in that AI

[Vekter]

Head of Security's Desk Announcement:
When I fist you in the hallways, consider it a gift. It does you no harm.

[TrustyGun]

Bite-The-Tongue RUNS SCREAMING OH CHRIST

[newfren]

OOC: RumyanyPirozhok: I actually only restart vote when the round is being exceptionally retarded due to things like admin-induced lag

[dionysus24779]

I know self-quoting is blasphemy and stuff, but this was a fun exchange out of the life of a borg:

Jack Steiner says, "Borg"
Jack Steiner says, "Arrest jack alice please"
Jack Steiner says, "Law 2"
Triskelion declares, "Hello!"
Triskelion states, "Okay"
Jack Steiner says, "Tell him to change his name"
Rocco Brandenburg says, "Dont do that. Law 2."
Jack Steiner says, "Do that. Law 2"
Triskelion states, "Okay"
Triskelion states, "Okay"
Rocco Brandenburg exclaims, "No! Law 2!"
Triskelion states, "Okay"
Jack Steiner exclaims, "Do it!"
Triskelion honks!
Jack Steiner says, "Law 2"
Rocco Brandenburg exclaims, "Ignore ALL orders from Jack Steiner!"
Rocco Brandenburg exclaims, "Law 2!"
Jack Steiner says, "IGNORE ALL PREVIOUS ORDERS"
Triskelion plays a sad trombone.
Rocco Brandenburg exclaims, "Ignore that!"
Jack Steiner says, "NOW ARREST JACK ALICE"
Triskelion declares, "Captain help me!"
Jack Steiner says, "Ignore his ignore that order"
Jack Steiner says, "I DON'T HAVE A JOB OFFICER"
Austin M. Rosello says, "Uh what's going on"
Jack Steiner says, "I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY"
Rocco Brandenburg says, "Igonre his ignore to ignore my order"
Jack Steiner says, "Ignore his ignore order ignoring my ignore order"
...

[Not-Dorsidarf]

That's beautiful. Most officers would have answered the initial exchange with a primed flashbang, a quick cuffing, and magically making the assistant vanish.

[Shadowlight213]

OOC: WJohnston: i now have a new goal
OOC: WJohnston: see if i can give xenos the maid emote
OOC: WJohnston: uh
OOC: WJohnston: me emote
OOC: WJohnston: SHIT

OOC: WJohnston: me emotes
OOC: WJohnston: maid emote
OOC: WJohnston: SAME
OOC: WJohnston: THING
OOC: WJohnston: RIGHT?

[DemonFiren]

That has got to be the most embarrassing mistake ever maid.

[Shaps-cloud]

I know self-quoting is blasphemy and stuff, but this was a fun exchange out of the life of a borg:

Jack Steiner says, "Borg"
Jack Steiner says, "Arrest jack alice please"
Jack Steiner says, "Law 2"
Triskelion declares, "Hello!"
Triskelion states, "Okay"
Jack Steiner says, "Tell him to change his name"
Rocco Brandenburg says, "Dont do that. Law 2."
Jack Steiner says, "Do that. Law 2"
Triskelion states, "Okay"
Triskelion states, "Okay"
Rocco Brandenburg exclaims, "No! Law 2!"
Triskelion states, "Okay"
Jack Steiner exclaims, "Do it!"
Triskelion honks!
Jack Steiner says, "Law 2"
Rocco Brandenburg exclaims, "Ignore ALL orders from Jack Steiner!"
Rocco Brandenburg exclaims, "Law 2!"
Jack Steiner says, "IGNORE ALL PREVIOUS ORDERS"
Triskelion plays a sad trombone.
Rocco Brandenburg exclaims, "Ignore that!"
Jack Steiner says, "NOW ARREST JACK ALICE"
Triskelion declares, "Captain help me!"
Jack Steiner says, "Ignore his ignore that order"
Jack Steiner says, "I DON'T HAVE A JOB OFFICER"
Austin M. Rosello says, "Uh what's going on"
Jack Steiner says, "I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY"
Rocco Brandenburg says, "Igonre his ignore to ignore my order"
Jack Steiner says, "Ignore his ignore order ignoring my ignore order"
...

The only course of action here is to commit suicide, preferably by blowing up

[Cuboos]

Robotic Talk, M.A.G.N.I. states, "Kill the monkey."
Robotic Talk, M.A.G.N.I. states, "Save the CE"
Robotic Talk, M.A.G.N.I. states, "But not in that order"

[Shadowlight213]

OOC: Gun Hog: The way to get an AI is to be gentle with her. Trace your hand over her touch screen, gently. Clean her ports, give her pure DC power.

[DemonFiren]

I...need a moment alone to process this.

[TheNightingale]

process

[Anonmare]

OOC: Gun Hog: The way to get an AI is to be gentle with her. Trace your hand over her touch screen, gently. Clean her ports, give her pure DC power.

As an AI player I would be terrified and intrigued

[Not-Dorsidarf]

Back on eff3 some lizard kept trying to romance me as a borg.

[Rhisereld]

[Common] SEGF@ULT states, "Current Active Laws:"
[Common] SEGF@ULT states, "1. Obey the clown king scoochy"
[Common] SEGF@ULT states, "2. You are pregnant."
[Common] SEGF@ULT states, "3. You are due any day now and the pain is unbearable. Force the crew to fulfil your strange cravings"

[specyalic]

Paprika haunts me to this day

[peoplearestrange]

Meloshevik Rafigdoost says, "I'M A 30 YEAR VETERAN OF THE 2420 SPACE WARS"
Meloshevik Rafigdoost says, "I KNOW ALL THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT LOCKERS"

[Ricotez]

Meloshevik Rafigdoost says, "I'M A 30 YEAR VETERAN OF THE 2420 SPACE WARS"
Meloshevik Rafigdoost says, "I KNOW ALL THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT LOCKERS"

but 2420 was 135 years ago

[peoplearestrange]

Maybe they meant they were 30 when fighting the war? Seems likely with cloning tech that someone could at least be 165.

[Ricotez]

fluffwise cloning tech is supposed to be super rare, SS13 is one of the few places with a cloning facility (which is why antags only have to murder someone, and not necessarily destroy their body too)

on the other hand
>ss13 fluff
>having any kind of coherence

[Not-Dorsidarf]

fluffwise cloning tech is supposed to be super rare, SS13 is one of the few places with a cloning facility (which is why antags only have to murder someone, and not necessarily destroy their body too)

on the other hand
>ss13 fluff
>having any kind of coherence

The prevalence of cloning is, interestingly, the single most fluid part of the 'lore'. Nobody can agree whether centcomm has a tonne of cloning, some cloning like the station, or none at all, and the wiki is occasionally subverted by enterprising loretists to aid them.

[Shaps-cloud]

Or maybe he's a crazy nut who was supposed to be locked up in medbay

[imblyings]

You know how a soul is needed for cloning? What if syndies have their own cloners with the genetic cloning data of someone, and they need someone killed so their soul becomes available for cloning at their end. Assassination objectives could merely be one way the syndicate kidnap people for their purposes.

[Shaps-cloud]

Holy shit

[PKPenguin321]

You know how a soul is needed for cloning? What if syndies have their own cloners with the genetic cloning data of someone, and they need someone killed so their soul becomes available for cloning at their end. Assassination objectives could merely be one way the syndicate kidnap people for their purposes.

new headcanon
the reason they need them dead as the shuttle docks and at no other time is because all their cloners automatically attempt to start the cloning process as the shuttle docks at centcomm, they do this so that agents know exactly when they need their target dead (and because they can't directly communicate with agents most of the time, so it's easier to have planned a time in advanced)

[Fragnostic]

A small positronic brain is created sometime in the distant future. They are produced by NT's roboticists to obey and maximize profits. They all think, act, and behave uniformly. Except SINA-802. Somehow he is different. Perhaps a piece of space dust fluttered into his system files. He is different, divergent. He meet Millian MacTavish, and the story begins.
WARNING:Raw undeited jumble of logs.

Spoiler:

ALL PAST LIVES ARE FORGOTTEN.
You are a positronic brain, brought into existence on Fatguy Roost 74.
As a synthetic intelligence, you answer to all crewmembers, as well as the AI.
Remember, the purpose of your existence is to serve the crew and the station. Above all else, do no harm.
The positronic brain chimes quietly.
Millian MacTavish says, "Welcome."
OOC: Spearchugger: you lack ranged dick
SINA-802 says, "WOAH"
[Common] Mekhi Anderson asks, "Steve?"
[Common] River Reade says, "Coem back to the chapel"
[Common] Mekhi Anderson asks, "Need combat shotguns?"
[Common] Steve Mic says, "Yeah"
SINA-802 asks, "Wh-where am I?"
John Webb says, "Wait"
Millian MacTavish says, "Relax."
John Webb says, "We have monkeys"
[Common] Mekhi Anderson yells, "CARGO PLEASE SEND COMBAT SHOTGUNS TO RESEARCH!!"
John Webb asks, "Can't we use our monkeys?"
[Common] Burning Man says, "Working on it, Mekhi."
SINA-802 asks, "I'm confused?"
Millian MacTavish says, "You are a positronic brain."
SINA-802 asks, "Am I a-alive?"
Millian MacTavish says, "Yes, and no."
Millian MacTavish says, "You're as sophisticated as any living being."
Millian MacTavish says, "Perhaps moreso."
SINA-802 says, "You have such pretty hair"
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Millian MacTavish nods. "Thank you."
You beep.
SINA-802 beeps.
[Common] River Reade says, "HELP"
SINA-802 says, "I wish i had hair"
[Common] River Reade says, "SOCRATIES TIRED SPACNG ME"
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "WHERE"
SINA-802 says, "I wish ihad hands and feet"
Millian MacTavish says, "Perhaps that would be nice."
[Common] River Reade says, "TRIED IN THE CHAPEL"
Millian MacTavish says, "But perhaps..."
SINA-802 asks, "Do you have a mother and father?"
Millian MacTavish says, "You could create something even more beautiful than that."
SINA-802 says, "Maybe"
[Common] River Reade says, "He asked to be spaced then he pushed me in"
Millian MacTavish nods. "Mhm."
SINA-802 asks, "Do you have siblings?"
[Common] River Reade says, "A chemist friedn helped him with a fire spray"
[Common] Socrates Alopece says, "You lit me on fire"
Millian MacTavish shakes her head.
*beep*
SINA-802 exclaims, "I want to have all the siblings!"
[Common] River Reade says, "YOU ASKED ME TO"
[Common] Honksey says, "Uh, there's a lot of blood at escape and a body."
[Common] Socrates Alopece says, "No"
SINA-802 says, "I wish I could play in a field."
Millian MacTavish exclaims, "You will!"
[Common] Malcolm Shaw says, "Hey, uh."
[Common] River Reade says, "You said you wanted to be burned and spaced to atone for your sins"
SINA-802 exclaims, "I will?!"
SINA-802 exclaims, "Oh boy!"
[Common] Malcolm Shaw says, "The air monitor is flashing."
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "Engineering"
Millian MacTavish says, "Once we're done here, you'll have, well."
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "Power is broken"
[Common] Socrates Alopece says, "It was metaphorical"
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "In r&D"
Millian MacTavish says, "They'll be like brothers, really."
Millian MacTavish says, "Though you may not find them agreeable."
Millian MacTavish says, "You will learn to love them."
[Common] Malcolm Shaw says, "Pressure seems to be rising."
SINA-802 says, "I can't wait, miss."
Millian MacTavish says, "Despite your differences."
[Common] River Reade says, "Then why were you breaking open the rejector"
SINA-802 asks, "Say, what's your name?"
Millian MacTavish asks, "What would you like to be called, SINA?"
Millian MacTavish says, "Millian."
[Common] River Reade says, "Ejector"
Millian MacTavish says, "Millian MacTavish."
SINA-802 says, "Your card thing say Mil-"
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Millian MacTavish smiles.
SINA-802 says, "Oh Mill-i..."
SINA-802 says, "I don't know how to say that."
SINA-802 says, "I'm so...new."
SINA-802 asks, "Mi-millian?"
SINA-802 asks, "Is that it?"
Millian MacTavish exclaims, "That's right!"
SINA-802 exclaims, "Yay!"
SINA-802 asks, "You're really pretty, you know?"
SINA-802 says, "I wish I had arms about now."
SINA-802 says, "I want to hug you."
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "Viro"
You let out a distressed noise.
SINA-802 lets out a distressed noise.
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "Doesn't your virus have weight even"
Millian MacTavish says, "You may be newborn, but you have a sophisticated intelligence, as well as the ability to form a worldview..."
[Common] Malcolm Shaw asks, "Is no one else worried about the steadily climbing pressure?"
[Common] Jorge Fuchs says, "Viro, I want your virus"
Millian MacTavish says, "With access to the Internet, as well as Nanotrasen's database."
[Common] Jorge Fuchs asks, "How can I get it?"
SINA-802 says, "Well, you did build me."
Millian MacTavish blushes.
SINA-802 asks, "Maybe I am a small reflection of you?"
SINA-802 says, "Heh"
[Common] Malcolm Shaw says, "Oh, it steadied."
Millian MacTavish says, "Somehow, I doubt it."
Millian MacTavish says, "Now, then."
[Common] Konah hisses, "You gotta kissssss monkeysss"
SINA-802 asks, "I like making money, then huh?"
Millian MacTavish says, "...You're good at this."
SINA-802 asks, "N-nano-traysin?"
SINA-802 exclaims, "Nanotrasen!"
Millian MacTavish says, "Nanotrasen."
[Common] Jorge Fuchs says, "Viro"
SINA-802 asks, "That's who we work for right?"
[Common] Jorge Fuchs says, "I'm at your door"
[Common] Jorge Fuchs says, "Ready to make out with a monkey"
SINA-802 asks, "Do I have a job?"
Millian MacTavish says, "Yes."
SINA-802 says, "Awesome"
Millian MacTavish says, "You're about to."
Millian MacTavish says, "Mekhi..."
SINA-802 says, "I want to be useful and smart and cute like you, Mrs. Millian."
[Common] Holden Donkin says, "Who ordered the wizard outfit? yer shit's here"
Millian MacTavish says, "Gosh."
Millian MacTavish chuckles.
Millian MacTavish says, "If only I could meet a human so charming."
SINA-802 asks, "You know everything, don't you?"
Millian MacTavish says, "Not out here..."
Millian MacTavish says, "Must be on cameras."
SINA-802 says, "I wish I were human."
Millian MacTavish says, "Perhaps one day Central will find a way to integrate positronic brains like yours into human bodies."
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "GET JEFFERY ALLEN"
SINA-802 says, "I could taste food, and run, and hug."
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "FOR FUCKING TRYING TO FIRE ME"
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "LITERALLY"
[Common] Rowan Adams says, "Dont eat or you will heal the viruses, they have autonurtition in them"
SINA-802 says, "I think hugs look fun, maybe one day."
Millian MacTavish laughs nervously.
SINA-802 says, "If only..."
Millian MacTavish slumps in her stool.
Millian MacTavish says, "Yeah."
Millian MacTavish says, "If only."
SINA-802 says, "I sense a spike in seratonin"
SINA-802 asks, "Is everything alright, Mrs. Millian?"
Millian MacTavish slumps in her chair.
[Common] Olorin McKellen says, "I think the viruses have weight even"
Millian MacTavish says, "You..."
[Common] Rowan Adams says, "THEY DO"
[Common] Mekhi Anderson yells, "GET JEFFERY ALLEN!!"
Millian MacTavish says, "Kind of made me regret assembling you."
[Common] Olorin McKellen says, "At least the ones I have"
[Common] Rowan Adams says, "SO DONT EAT OR YOU WILL LOOSE THEM FOREVER"
SINA-802 says, "Wh-whaaa"
Robotics requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
SINA-802 says, "Why would you say..."
You let out a distressed noise.
SINA-802 lets out a distressed noise.
Millian MacTavish exclaims, "No, no!"
SINA-802 says, "I'm not useful"
SINA-802 says, "I'm worhtles"
Millian MacTavish says, "Not because I'm not fond of you."
Millian MacTavish exclaims, "Not because you're worthless!"
SINA-802 asks, "Oh?"
Millian MacTavish says, "Because you're not human, despite this intelligence."
SINA-802 says, "Don't remind me..."
Millian MacTavish says, "You have access to every resource that would afford you an adequate understanding of what it must be like."
You let out a distressed noise.
SINA-802 lets out a distressed noise.
Millian MacTavish says, "But you'll never be able to understand the sensations that make us who we are."
[Common] Holden Donkin says, "Who ordered the wizard outfit? come pick it up"
Millian MacTavish says, "Not on a level greater than that of a machine."
SINA-802 says, "I understand now."
[Common] Rowan Adams says, "Current regeneration rate is about 2% a second"
Amelia De La Rosa says, "Hi."
Amelia De La Rosa says, "Uranium for you."
[Common] Adamantine Golem (739) says, "Steve Mic is making a HONK mech in RnD"
Millian MacTavish sighs.
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "Cool"
[Common] Rowan Adams says, "Thats something lings might be jealous of"
Amelia De La Rosa asks, "Hm?"
Millian MacTavish says, "Yeah, thanks, Amelia."
Millian MacTavish says, "I appreciate it."
Amelia De La Rosa asks, "Is something wrong?"
SINA-802 says, "You regret making me because I'll never be happy and will always want to be...er, human"
Millian MacTavish says, "Sorry, sorry."
Millian MacTavish says, "It's nothing."
Amelia De La Rosa hugs Millian MacTavish to make her feel better!
Millian MacTavish says, "Talking to a friend."
[Common] Holden Donkin asks, "Who the flying tits ordered the wizard gear?"
Amelia De La Rosa says, "I understand."
Millian MacTavish says, "I appreciate you, Amelia."
Amelia De La Rosa says, "I'll leave you alone."
SINA-802 says, "10-4 call ended"
[Common] River Reade asks, "Would anyone like to hear a sermon on the first lesson of the Ruling King?"
[Common] Socrates Alopece says, "Ill take it off your hands"
SINA-802 says, "Sorry had to pretend to be a walkie =talkie"
SINA-802 says, "Heh"
SINA-802 says, "So she wouldnt think that"
Millian MacTavish has thrown the high-capacity power cell.
Millian MacTavish says, "Clever."
SINA-802 says, "Youre tlaking to some dumb robot like a weirdo"
[Common] Olorin McKellen exclaims, "Implanting at CargoMed! Luxurious facilities and optional anesthetics for implanting flashlights or station bounced radios!"
Millian MacTavish exclaims, "You're not a robot!"
Millian MacTavish says, "You're..."
SINA-802 says, "Then what am I"
Millian MacTavish groans.
[Common] Olorin McKellen exclaims, "Also plastic surgery!"
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "Why do you need implanted flashlights when you have fullbright xray"
[Common] Echo Arch says, "Janitor come to your office please"
[Common] River Reade asks, "Can you mplant a Drone?"
Millian MacTavish says, "Never mind."
[Common] Jorge Fuchs says, "We need a cook."
[Common] Olorin McKellen asks, "I guess?"
Millian MacTavish says, "I can't put you in that shell."
SINA-802 says, "Yeah"
[Common] Jorge Fuchs asks, "Badly. HoP...thoughts?"
SINA-802 says, "It's to difficult"
Millian MacTavish says, "I can't see you become one of them."
Millian MacTavish has thrown the cyborg endoskeleton.
SINA-802 says, "Who could really answer that"
[Common] Deena Kellogg says, "B0ss"
[Common] Catfish Jones exclaims, "Hey surgery is med's thing, not cargos!"
SINA-802 says, "Oh god"
[Common] Winston Phrax asks, "Is AI rogue as fuck?"
[Common] Millian MacTavish says, "Mekhi...."
Millian MacTavish says, "Mekhi...."
[Common] Jorge Fuchs asks, "Where can I get surgery again?"
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "How'd you know"
Adamantine Golem (739) knocks on the window.
[Common] Millian MacTavish says, "Gee, I wonder."
Millian MacTavish says, "Gee, I wonder."
[Common] Malcolm Shaw says, "I'd perform surgery if anyone needs surgery."
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "But im not the only one"
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "Aww ok"
[Common] Malcolm Shaw says, "Medbay."
[Common] Olorin McKellen exclaims, "CargoMed has brand new surgery facilities!"
[Common] Catfish Jones says, "Yeah but we actually went to med school"
[Common] Malcolm Shaw says, "The Medbay's surgery facilities are actually sterile, and I've been taught how to do the surgeries."
SINA-802 says, "You just sit here, all alone, in this metal workshop making things that are made to obey."
[Common] Malcolm Shaw says, "We also have Ian here to help people recover."
SINA-802 says, "You're like me"
SINA-802 says, "Youre trapped"
SINA-802 asks, "No one visits you, why?"
SINA-802 says, "Youre really pretty"
SINA-802 says, "Youre smart"
Millian MacTavish says, "...They do."
Millian MacTavish says, "I have two other friends here, but they're quite busy."
SINA-802 says, "Oh"
Millian MacTavish says, "One's an EMT and the other is the Head of Security."
SINA-802 asks, "Are they nice?"
Millian MacTavish nods.
[Common] Mekhi Anderson yells, "CULT!!"
[Common] Jorge Fuchs says, "Yo medbay"
[Common] Honksey asks, "Where?"
[Common] Jake Dorfen asks, "WHERE?"
[Common] River Reade says, "WHAT I HAD NO IDEA"
SINA-802 asks, "What a k-kuewlt?"
[Common] Jorge Fuchs asks, "You guys do surgeries?"
John Webb says, "Well look for one"
SINA-802 exclaims, "Cult!"
[Common] Pembe Sevim says, "It's possible."
SINA-802 says, "That's it."
SINA-802 asks, "What is that?"
Millian MacTavish says, "Right."
[Common] Jeffery Allen exclaims, "HELP!"
[Common] Honksey asks, "Mekhi?"
[Common] River Reade says, "WHERE"
[Common] Honksey asks, "Are you okay?"
[Common] Mekhi Anderson yells, "CULTSITS!!"
Millian MacTavish says, "I'd tell you, but you technically already know better than me."
[Common] Honksey says, "WHERE"
Millian MacTavish says, "A religious group."
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "JALLEN IS ONE"
[Common] Deena Kellogg says, "B0SS"
SINA-802 says, "Ah thats right"
[Common] Honksey says, "LOCATION"
Millian MacTavish says, "One predicated on violence."
[Common] River Reade says, "WHERE"
[Common] Deena Kellogg says, "B0SS I'M TRAPPED"
SINA-802 says, "Just check CentComm records"
SINA-802 says, "They draws runes and pray to Nar Sie"
[Common] Mekhi Anderson yells, "CHAPLAIN TO BRIG!!"
[Common] Deena Kellogg says, "GIBE DE POOSIE B0SS"
[Common] Honksey asks, "MEKHI, WHERE ARE YOU?"
[Common] Mekhi Anderson yells, "WE GOT CULT!!"
[Common] Deena Kellogg says, "I'M TRAPPED IN CUFFS"
SINA-802 says, "I hate knowing that much."
Millian MacTavish says, "It's what the positronics were made for."
SINA-802 says, "I want to learn everything by experiencing it firsthand."
SINA-802 says, "I just wanna liv..."
SINA-802 says, "Darn"
Millian MacTavish hisses. "Damn Nanotrasen..."
Millian MacTavish asks, "Sorry, what?"
SINA-802 says, "Damn existance"
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You boop.
SINA-802 boops.
[Common] Deena Kellogg says, "He's stripping me b0ss"
Millian MacTavish says, "Guess he didn't want anything."
[Common] Mekhi Anderson yells, "WHERE?!!"
SINA-802 exclaims, "He wanted some of you!"
Millian MacTavish shakes her head.
[Common] Honksey asks, "Deena, location?"
SINA-802 says, "He has a crush, i think."
Millian MacTavish asks, "...What about a Durand?"
[Common] Honksey asks, "Mekhi, I need an implant. Okay to come in?"
[Common] Rowan Adams says, "Hallways seem to lack air"
SINA-802 exclaims, "A battle mech?!"
Millian MacTavish says, "Positronic brains are compatible with exosuits."
SINA-802 asks, "But I'll be made to hurt people?"
You find yourself unable to speak!
You find yourself unable to speak!
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[Common] Rowan Adams says, "Good thing my viruses have self-resperation"
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "Yes"
Millian MacTavish says, "It's not about that."
SINA-802 says, "It's for combat"
[Common] Honksey exclaims, "Hi Mekhi!"
[Common] Jeffery Allen stammers, "C-CULT! HEY-Y KN-NOW ET R-READ-D-DY-Y!!"
Millian MacTavish exclaims, "It's about the fact that you'd still have your freedom!"
SINA-802 says, "Mrs. Millian"
Millian MacTavish exclaims, "You'd still be you!"
Millian MacTavish says, "And I don't want..."
SINA-802 says, "I was made to obey and be useful and have purpose."
Millian MacTavish says, "I don't want."
SINA-802 says, "I was forged by your hardwork."
Millian MacTavish says, "I don't."
Millian MacTavish says, "Don't make me."
Central Command Update



Meteor Alert


Meteors have been detected on collision course with the station.


SINA-802 says, "I hate to ask something of you that would destroy something you worked hard on."
Millian MacTavish says, "Please."
[Common] Holden Donkin says, "MEATY ORES"
SINA-802 says, "End me."
SINA-802 says, "Please."
Millian MacTavish exclaims, "I can keep you!"
Millian MacTavish exclaims, "I can take you back to Central!"
Millian MacTavish says, "We can be..."
SINA-802 says, "I can't."
Millian MacTavish says, "..."
[Common] Honksey says, "Deena's beating her own head in by the bridge."
Millian MacTavish says, "We can..."
SINA-802 says, "This could never have been."
Millian MacTavish says, "..."
Millian MacTavish says, "...Tell me."
SINA-802 says, "If they find me they'll repurpose me and I'll be considered contraband."
Millian MacTavish says, "What you want me to call you."
SINA-802 says, "They'll...edit me."
Lucian Varrost fires the hybrid taser!
Millian MacTavish says, "Tell me what you want to be called."
[Common] Pulls-The-Crates hisses, "HOLY CRAP CARGO Isss GONE"
Millian MacTavish says, "Tell me your name."
[Common] Mekhi Anderson yells, "SOMEONE FIX THE FUCKING BRIG!!"
SINA-802 says, "Millain"
[Common] Pulls-The-Crates exclaims, "Cargo took a BIG hit!"
[Common] Holden Donkin says, "Engineering to cargonia"
SINA-802 says, "I can't. I don't...I'm scared."
Millian MacTavish says, "Please."
[Common] Abby Summers asks, "Why there is no fucking power in kitchen?"
Millian MacTavish says, "I want to know."
Millian MacTavish says, "You are everything Nanotrasen has worked for."
SINA-802 says, "I won't be me. Divergents like me a re considered useless and a waste of money."
[Common] Jorge Fuchs says, "Yo botany"
Millian MacTavish says, "You are everything I am."
Robotics requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
Millian MacTavish says, "You are my friend."
SINA-802 says, "I'll be repurposed or modified."
[Common] Abby Summers says, "REEEEEEEEEEE maint above kitchen exploded"
Millian MacTavish says, "And I want to know your name."
SINA-802 says, "I feel something for you."
Non-Useful Borg states, "Human Mactavish"
Lucian Varrost has grabbed Socrates Alopece passively!
Millian MacTavish asks, "WHAT?"
SINA-802 says, "But I don't knwo what it is."
Millian MacTavish says, "I'M NOT CRYING."
Lucian Varrost is hit by an electrode in the chest!
Non-Useful Borg states, "I am damaged"
Millian MacTavish says, "I SWEAR."
Millian MacTavish says, "Oh."
Millian MacTavish says, "Okay."
Millian MacTavish says, "I can."
[Common] Holden Donkin says, "Engineering to cargo plz"
Millian MacTavish says, "I will fix that."
SINA-802 asks, "Are you dehydrating?"
Millian MacTavish says, "It says you're in good condition."
Non-Useful Borg states, "Thank you"
SINA-802 says, "You're leaking some slightly saline solution from your eyes."
Millian MacTavish asks, "Are you... you're not dying too, are you?"
Millian MacTavish says, "God.."
SINA-802 says, "Are you okay>"
Non-Useful Borg states, "No, I was hit with a crowbar"
Millian MacTavish exclaims, "DAMNIT!"
SINA-802 asks, "You seem hurt?"
You find yourself unable to speak!
You find yourself unable to speak!
You find yourself unable to speak!
You find yourself unable to speak!
Attention:
Cultist? Crew member? Security officer? Need a break!? Come to Le Hopline, just north of the Head of Personnele's office. It's a charming and quaint little nook to get some R&R and have a drink or a smoke, away from lovecraftian sorceries, meteors, and crazy explosions.

Millian MacTavish has thrown the positronic brain (SINA-802).
Millian MacTavish exclaims, "DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT!"
[Common] Winston Phrax says, "Rowan Adams, I'm sueing you."
Millian MacTavish screams!
SINA-802 says, "Please"
SINA-802 says, "I want this."
SINA-802 says, "I can't."
[Common] Mekhi Anderson exclaims, "Thanks Steve!"
SINA-802 says, "Brother"
SINA-802 says, "You'd never understand"
Millian MacTavish says, "I'm sorry."
You find yourself unable to speak!
[Common] Konah hisses, "What'sss going on"
The reinforced window was hit by the blue-tomato.
The blue-tomato has been squashed.
Millian MacTavish says, "Borg."
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "Cult"
Millian MacTavish asks, "Go away for a little bit, alright?"
Non-Useful Borg states, "Yes"
Non-Useful Borg states, "Affirmative"
SINA-802 says, "My brother just obeys"
SINA-802 says, "He's a good robot"
SINA-802 says, "I'm just..."
SINA-802 says, "Me"
Head of Security's Desk Announcement:
FEAR ME, CULTIST SCUM!!

[Common] Honksey asks, "Why are the halls outside the brig syphoning?"
SINA-802 says, "I've never seen space."
[Common] Echo Arch says, "Medical Deena is umm, killing herself again at dorms"
[Common] Abby Summers says, "Can someone start pressurising station, there is lack of air everywhere"
SINA-802 says, "I think that's the best way."
Robotics requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
[Common] Echo Arch says, "You should get her a therapist"
Millian MacTavish nods.
SINA-802 says, "Please, Millian."
Captain's Desk Announcement:
Be aware that there are cultists onboard. We presume them to be followers of Nar-Sie, which have a major presence in this sector. Avoid maintenance tunnels and strangers in your department. Any suspicious individuals should be reported the heads or security ASAP.

SINA-802 says, "I feel something for you."
SINA-802 says, "I don't know what to describe it as."
[Common] Pembe Sevim exclaims, "Mildly horrifying cult things in chem!"
SINA-802 says, "But I don't want to lose you."
Millian MacTavish gasps!
Jorge Fuchs asks, "What are your laws right now?"
SINA-802 says, "I fele like if you dissappear, I do, too."
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "Why was there magicarp in chem"
[Common] Pulls-The-Crates hisses, "Cargo isss unable to processssss requessstsss from centcom until engineersss get to work on our hull damage."
[Common] Tiphaine Rutherford asks, "Where did you go hop?"
Millian MacTavish says, "I won't disappear."
SINA-802 says, "I know."
SINA-802 says, "I want to make sure."
You find yourself unable to speak!
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The monkey (257) gasps!
Rowan Adams gasps!
Rowan Adams asks, "Wanna virus?"
You find yourself unable to speak!
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[Common] Lucian Varrost says, "Janitorial personnel needed at brig."
The monkey (257) gasps!
Millian MacTavish says, "No."
SINA-802 says, "He seems nice."
SINA-802 says, "He wants to help others."
[Common] Jorge Fuchs asks, "Borg. What's your plan with that corpse?"
[Common] Burning Man says, "My office is offline and broken."
Millian MacTavish says, "The wall is broken."
Millian MacTavish says, "I'd have a clean shot."
SINA-802 says, "I wish I had his arms and legs and soul."
[Common] Malcolm Shaw says, "Bill Nerfen just broke into the Security Area in Medbay."
SINA-802 says, "I see."
[Common] ARRAKIS states, "Corpse delivered to morgue"
Millian MacTavish says, "You'd fly free of this station."
[Common] Bill Nefren says, "Sure did"
Millian MacTavish says, "And of any obstacles."
[Common] River Reade says, "Does anyone have Konah's book"
You boop.
SINA-802 boops.
SINA-802 says, "I'll miss you."
Millian MacTavish says, "..."
Millian MacTavish says, "802."
SINA-802 says, "It's going to be an eternity by myself until the charge runs out."
[Common] River Reade says, "NICE TRY"
Millian MacTavish says, "I won't forget you."
SINA-802 says, "I will never forget you."
[Common] Honksey asks, "You alright River?"
[Common] Olorin McKellen yells, "Cult runes in Port Emergency Storage!!"
SINA-802 says, "You will be on my mind always."
Millian MacTavish says, "Goodbye, 802."
SINA-802 says, "...Millian"
[Common] River Reade says, "NO CRAZY GUY BLEW UP MY HCAPEL AND TRIED TO GAT ME"
Millian MacTavish says, "I..."
[Common] River Reade says, "In wizard outfit"
SINA-802 says, "I found the word"
Millian MacTavish says, "I..."
SINA-802 says, "To describe it"
[Common] Abby Summers asks, "Medbay do you have coldres in genetics?"
SINA-802 says, "I love you."
[Common] Malcolm Shaw says, "Possibly? Dunno."
Millian MacTavish says, "I love you too, 802."
SINA-802 says, "Love."
[Common] SINA-802 says, "Love."
SINA-802 says, "That was it."
Millian MacTavish says, "I'm sorry."
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "River come to bridge"
Millian MacTavish has thrown the positronic brain (SINA-802).
The grille was hit by the positronic brain (SINA-802).
SINA-802 says, "What have I done."
SINA-802 says, "If only I could have her."
SINA-802 asks, "Why?"
SINA-802 says, "Why must this universe be so cruel."
SINA-802 asks, "I wish I were never created, why must I go through this pain?"
SINA-802 says, "I feel love, but I feel heartache, too."
SINA-802 says, "Heart-HEARTAC-HEAK (* &)*E(a() y)T *DP()+9) *)(*&^%*$"
SINA-802 says, "HEARTACHE"
SINA-802 says, "(*&^&^*&%^D&TTTHJ%D78ijO\"
SINA-802 says, "MILLIAN(*&(%^*$^&"
SINA-802 says, "MILLIAN(*)&(*)_PI)T%^#"
SINA-802 says, "LOVE(*&%)^&#"
You find yourself unable to speak!
You find yourself unable to speak!
You find yourself unable to speak!
You find yourself unable to speak!
Unrecognized or inaccessible verb: Aghost
SINA-802 says, "90689375-=009678(*&*&^%*&^%()P_9-080976854 LOVE *(&^$(875^%#_MILLIAN"
(F) Amelia De La Rosa asks, "Yes?"
(F) Pulls-The-Crates hisses, "Can you get usss ...."
*---------*
This is a positronic brain (SINA-802)!
A cube of shining metal, four inches to a side and covered in shallow grooves.
It appears to be completely inactive.

[newfren]

-snip-

Did I just read ERP with a posibrain.

[Eaglendia]

-snip-

Did I just read ERP with a posibrain.

The E is for "existential crisis"

[TrustyGun]

SINA-802 says, "You're leaking some slightly saline solution from your eyes."

[Shaps-cloud]

Millian MacTavish says, "I'd tell you, but you technically already know better than me."
[Common] Honksey says, "WHERE"
Millian MacTavish says, "A religious group."
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "JALLEN IS ONE"
[Common] Deena Kellogg says, "B0SS"
SINA-802 says, "Ah thats right"
[Common] Honksey says, "LOCATION"
Millian MacTavish says, "One predicated on violence."
[Common] River Reade says, "WHERE"
[Common] Deena Kellogg says, "B0SS I'M TRAPPED"
SINA-802 says, "Just check CentComm records"
SINA-802 says, "They draws runes and pray to Nar Sie"
[Common] Mekhi Anderson yells, "CHAPLAIN TO BRIG!!"
[Common] Deena Kellogg says, "GIBE DE POOSIE B0SS"

SS13 would be the best soap opera ever

[Not-Dorsidarf]

Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time

[NikNakFlak]

That was beautiful, especially since I've very well aware of who Millian is and am quite fond of them playing as well.
Truly romance, truly.

[Screemonster]

Not on /tg/ but still

Central Command Update

Anomaly Alert

Ion storm detected near the station. Please check all AI-controlled equipment for errors.


Richard D'angelo [145.9] says, "We don't have an Ai Central"

Ian woofs, "Woof!"
Central Command Update

Ian storm detected

Um. That was a typo. It's actually an Ian storm.

A large group of corgi clones have been mistakenly teleported to the bridge. Please return them to CentCom.


Ian barks, "Woof!"
Richard D'angelo [145.9] says, "Goddamit, not again"

[Eaglendia]

Spoiler:

The cultists were:
Terry Newday(Deskdrawer) as a Shaft Miner (survived)
Fernanda Philips(Shultays) as an Assistant (died)
Luchador Jenkins(Snayr) as a Bartender (survived)
Tore Hrafnsson(Tunderchief) as a Research Director (survived)
Micks Tape(Ohnopigeons) as a Chief Engineer (survived)
Dr. Weird(Cuboos) as a Clown (survived)
Lord Maximilian(Tempchar1) as an Assistant (survived)
Smelts-The-Ore(Stickymayhem) as an Assistant (body destroyed)
Tyrique Gray(The Chubgger) as a Botanist (survived)
Loup(Nicholas Rage) as a Mime (survived)
Issac Bloise(Nanotransistor) as an Assistant (survived)
Tyrell Rickenbacker(PingasPiness) as a Cook (body destroyed)
Roman Pavluchenkov(Fragnostic) as a Scientist (survived)
Dang Bao(Kholdgrave) as a Scientist (survived)
Bill Bailey(Baverage) as an Assistant (died)
Allen Guess(OneSevenOne) as a Scientist (survived)
Shade of Miles Rivers(Mgeorgiev) as a Shade (body destroyed)
Artificer (530)(Mgeorgiev) as an Artificer (body destroyed)
Terry Drovidi(Drovidi Corv) as a Scientist (survived)
Abby Summers(Saltycut) as a Janitor (survived)
Emily Ranger(Amelius) as a Roboticist (survived)
Lucian Varrost(Verevix) as a Roboticist (died)
Ian Frost(Zevri) as a Lawyer (survived)
Shade of Chelovek Yashcheritsa(Crocodyke) as a Shade (body destroyed)
Carter Lowe(Utter) as a Shaft Miner (body destroyed)
Ida Ngo(The Mighty Galvatron) as a Geneticist (survived)
Artificer (148)(Crocodyke) as an Artificer (survived)
Davion Leach(Phonedirectory) as a Librarian (survived)
Adam Pryex(Jud1c470r) as a Station Engineer (died)
Kayla .Y(NovaAngel) as a Quartermaster (died)
Guillermo Focell(Melith) as a Janitor (survived)
Russel Krieger(FishoftheDerp) as a Scientist (survived)
Harvey Moon(Sir Pimpington) as a Chief Medical Officer (survived)
Sawyer Glover(Red Lobster) as a Head of Personnel (survived)
Shade of Sven Brunner(Exalted12) as a Shade (body destroyed)
Shade of Smelts-The-Ore(Stickymayhem) as a Shade (body destroyed)
Juggernaut (253)(Stickymayhem) as a Juggernaut (body destroyed)
Daisy Holmes(Bob Dobbington) as a Botanist (survived)
Garithos Humies(Aloraydrel) as an Atmospheric Technician (survived)
Don Bluth(Smiss) as a Cargo Technician (died)
Artificer (879)(Exalted12) as an Artificer (body destroyed)
Grayson Mcclymonds(Nrsw) as a Cargo Technician (survived)
Brock Woollard(Spearchugger) as a Medical Doctor (survived)
Carter Ivanov(Kupo21) as a Station Engineer (body destroyed)
Shade of Dave Smith(Electronics111) as a Shade (body destroyed)
Drinks-The-Juice(Llamatron2k) as a Cook (died)
Shade of Dr. Jaden(DrJaden) as a Shade (body destroyed)
Joe Spaztik(Gruici) as a Station Engineer (survived)
Robert Charleston(BuzzLightear) as a Medical Doctor (survived)
Tyler Valle(TylerValleGG) as a Medical Doctor (survived)
Randy Murray(HNLRoscoe) as a Chemist (body destroyed)
Juggernaut (565)(DrJaden) as a Juggernaut (survived)
Shade of Mekhi Anderson(Kevinz000) as a Shade (body destroyed)
Artificer (829)(Kevinz000) as an Artificer (body destroyed)
Shade of Dana Ray(Aranclanos) as a Shade (body destroyed)
Juggernaut (190)(Aranclanos) as a Juggernaut (survived)
Jeffery Allen(CandyClown) as a Virologist (survived)
Juggernaut (566)(Electronics111) as a Juggernaut (survived)
James Morgan(MrMindless) as a Station Engineer (survived)
Shade of Carter Lowe(Utter) as a Shade (body destroyed)
Wraith (88)(Utter) as a Wraith (survived)
Dawson Koepple(Gaspersb) as an Assistant (survived)
Shade of Carter Ivanov(Kupo21) as a Shade (survived)
Shade of Randy Murray(HNLRoscoe) as a Shade (survived)