Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

THE MIGHTY GALVATRON · Sat May 16, 2015 8:53 pm

Bottom post of the previous page:

Remie Richards wrote:I've been coughing all day and my throat hurts.
Brilliant.

Well what do you think you should stop doing?

Remie Richards · Sat May 16, 2015 8:57 pm

breathing?

Edit:
INCOMING GROSS:
Well I've just coughed up mucus, it's not all of it, I can feel some more, but it's much less painful to cough now, still just as regular sadly.

Post by **Thunder11** » Sun May 17, 2015 8:36 am #88668

I misclicked and marked the whole forum as read

Scones · Post by **Scones** » Sun May 17, 2015 10:57 pm #88787

it takes me like several minutes to take my shoes on and off because suede hightops are an abomination in the eyes of god

EndgamerAzari · Sun May 17, 2015 11:24 pm

nsos wrote:paid internship

Next you're going to claim you caught a unicorn.

Ikarrus · Post by **Ikarrus** » Mon May 18, 2015 3:29 pm #89077

It sure is a nice Canadian Holiday today.

We get at least one long weekend a month up here. It's pretty great.

EndgamerAzari · Mon May 18, 2015 3:43 pm

Fuggew

Though we have next Monday off for Memorial Day so I guess I shouldn't complain BUT YOU KNOW DAMN WELL I WILL

This previous weekend was a three-day one for me, because I got a free day off for the month of my birthday, but I spent it at a boring-ass Continuing Legal Education seminar followed by two days of helping my friends move.

qwert · Post by **qwert** » Mon May 18, 2015 7:28 pm #89151

I have aspergers syndrome.

Post by **Vekter** » Mon May 18, 2015 7:35 pm #89155

qwert wrote:I have aspergers syndrome.

Okay.

EndgamerAzari · Mon May 18, 2015 7:36 pm

qwert wrote:I have aspergers syndrome.

That sucks. Did you just get diagnosed?

Post by **Vekter** » Mon May 18, 2015 7:37 pm #89157

Good fucking god why are hot pockets like fucking napalm twenty minutes after you nuke them

E: The world needs pulled pork hot pockets

EndgamerAzari · Mon May 18, 2015 9:27 pm

I discovered this shit this weekend and HOLY SHIT IT IS DELICIOUS

Spoiler:

It actually tastes like root beer and it gets you drunk to boot

On that note I probably shouldn't've had two during my lunch break

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Mon May 18, 2015 11:16 pm #89214

Scones wrote:it takes me like several minutes to take my shoes on and off because suede hightops are an abomination in the eyes of god

I KNOW THIS FEELING

THESE FUCKERS.
THESE FUCKING FUCKERS.
BITCH TO PUT ON BITCH TO PUT OFF.

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Tue May 19, 2015 4:35 am #89270

who would you cast as john madden in a john madden biopic?

philip seymour hoffman would have been perfect but he's dead.

THE MIGHTY GALVATRON · Tue May 19, 2015 5:31 am

nsos wrote:who would you cast as john madden in a john madden biopic?

philip seymour hoffman would have been perfect but he's dead.

I'd build a time machine and get John Madden to play as John Madden. It would have to be multiple John Maddens though for each 'Madden Age'.

Failing that, a CG John Madden voiced by John Madden and Nolan North.

John Madden

Remie Richards · Tue May 19, 2015 4:34 pm

Github changed the colour of the DM (Byond) language from a nice blue to a muddy green.
it does not look nice.

EndgamerAzari · Tue May 19, 2015 4:35 pm

Remie Richards wrote:Github changed the colour of the DM (Byond) language from a nice blue to a muddy green.
it does not look nice.

I guess they're done pretending it's not shit

hurr hurr

Post by **Thunder11** » Tue May 19, 2015 10:39 pm #89419

Nah, they're only admitting it's shit when they make everything brown. Green sounds awful though, the blue was nice.

EndgamerAzari · Wed May 20, 2015 4:15 am

I was looking through my folders and found this picture I saved from the Dwarf Fortress thread before the forum revert.

Maccus · Post by **Maccus** » Wed May 20, 2015 4:32 am #89490

I just got offered a chance to make about $500 a week.

EndgamerAzari · Wed May 20, 2015 3:10 pm

Maccus wrote:I just got offered a chance to make about $500 a week.

That's not bad pay, depending on the job, hours, and your living situation. What do you have to do?

Also holy shit somehow I seem to have not only not used any gas this month, but I somehow generated a $9 credit on my bill. What.

Maccus · Post by **Maccus** » Wed May 20, 2015 6:54 pm #89603

Take things on and off of shelves in a warehouse and learn to use a forklift.

EndgamerAzari · Wed May 20, 2015 6:59 pm

Hey, forklift training is actually a pretty good skill to have. Is it gonna be full-time?

Post by **Vekter** » Wed May 20, 2015 7:27 pm #89614

nsos wrote:who would you cast as john madden in a john madden biopic?

philip seymour hoffman would have been perfect but he's dead.

John Goodman. Rosie O'Donnell can be his wife.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Wed May 20, 2015 8:15 pm #89623

EndgamerAzari wrote:I was looking through my folders and found this picture I saved from the Dwarf Fortress thread before the forum revert.

Man, good times. Maybe i should actually start that again? I was planning on it but never got around to it

420weedscopes · Thu May 21, 2015 11:40 am

setting up 4 the changelog
charged battery edition

Remie Richards · Thu May 21, 2015 4:35 pm

You pronounce Aranclanos weirdly.
wwwwwweeeeeeeiiiiiiirrrrrrddddd.

Stickymayhem · Post by **Stickymayhem** » Thu May 21, 2015 5:14 pm #89774

I'M GOING TO BURN MY BUILDING DOWN

I JUST LEFT THE WITCHER TO DOWNLOAD FOR 14 HOURS

30 MINUTES BEFORE THE END I ROLL SECURITY AND NEED TO PAUSE THE DOWNLOAD FOR LAG

RESTART THE DOWNLOAD

14 HOURS REMAINING ALL PROGRESS LOST

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Thu May 21, 2015 5:59 pm #89777

I am so sick of this Steam bug that constantly pauses my updates. It has existed for years and Valve for some reason never fixed it. Just once I want to be able to start a download and be able to leave it alone, instead of babysitting the resume button.

Thu May 21, 2015 11:51 pm

Speaking of janky internet, google chrome likes to stop connecting to the internet every fifteen or so minutes even though the connection still works fine on other programs (like connecting sybil). Have to disconnect and reconnect constantly and it gets so annoying.

EndgamerAzari · Fri May 22, 2015 1:53 am

I spent two hours writing a cover letter from scratch and got a rejection letter less than 24 hours after I applied for the job. Fuck this shit.

Ikarrus · Post by **Ikarrus** » Fri May 22, 2015 3:00 am #89847

Today I talked a lot about mortgages, risk management, taxes, and investments.

I'm buying a home! My offer has been accepted!

First time I actually felt like an adult doing adult things.

EndgamerAzari · Fri May 22, 2015 4:11 am

Oh wow, congratulations! I can't wait until I can say the same.

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Fri May 22, 2015 7:38 am #89866

Post by **Vekter** » Fri May 22, 2015 8:22 am #89873

Ricotez wrote:I am so sick of this Steam bug that constantly pauses my updates. It has existed for years and Valve for some reason never fixed it. Just once I want to be able to start a download and be able to leave it alone, instead of babysitting the resume button.

It's an issue with Valve's servers.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Fri May 22, 2015 3:46 pm #89910

I had an eye twitch for a while, and I don't have glasses. I think it was due to stress, it hasn't happened in a while

AnonymousNow · Post by **AnonymousNow** » Tue May 26, 2015 4:30 am #90807

It's odd to look back in on the forums and find both a post using you as a point to insult from (I've won plenty of fights ingame, dammit) and a post praising you for your better playership.

It's been, what, five years now? I think I'm getting old.

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Tue May 26, 2015 5:37 am #90813

EndgamerAzari · Tue May 26, 2015 4:08 pm

I ate an entire box of spaghetti last night (I cooked it first, of course).

I feel fat today, but my stomach isn't sticking out or anything. If anything I'm slimmer than I was. What the fuck is up with my body.

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Tue May 26, 2015 4:52 pm #90865

EndgamerAzari wrote:I ate an entire box of spaghetti last night

what the f-

EndgamerAzari wrote:(I cooked it first, of course).

-oh

EndgamerAzari · Tue May 26, 2015 4:53 pm

I *knew* somebody would give me shit if I didn't put that qualifier in there.

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Tue May 26, 2015 4:55 pm #90871

to be honest i probably wouldnt have noticed without the qualifier

Post by **Vekter** » Tue May 26, 2015 5:58 pm #90883

http://techcrunch.com/2015/05/26/iron-m ... r-charger/

MY DICK IS HARD

EndgamerAzari · Tue May 26, 2015 6:41 pm

neat.jpg

Unrelated: I think the word "simp" needs to make a comeback. It's got that sort of short, sharp venom to it that makes it sound like way worse of an insult than it actually is.

Post by **Vekter** » Tue May 26, 2015 8:36 pm #90933

I like that "pleb" has become a thing again.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Tue May 26, 2015 8:52 pm #90939

I fucking hate it when people use the word cuck. It is like saying totes instead of totally and makes you look like a mouthbreathing fuckwit.

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Tue May 26, 2015 8:58 pm #90944

Thankfully no one here at my work says it.

However, my team has taken to calling each other gay with no other connotations or elaboration other than. "You gay." "No you gay." "Lets get this straight, we gay."

It's like we're twelve or something.

EndgamerAzari · Tue May 26, 2015 8:59 pm

Yeah, I don't get "cuck" either. It's short for "cuckold", right? As in, someone whose spouse/partner is cheating on them? Because if that's the case most of the times I've heard it used it doesn't make any Goddamn sense in context.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Tue May 26, 2015 9:19 pm #90954

It all started when /pol/ found a photo of a girl they suspected moot was dating in a pool with another guy. Massive shitstorm, and one i blame entirely for the popularization of the term.

EndgamerAzari · Tue May 26, 2015 9:22 pm

Buncha fuckin' simps.

Maccus · Post by **Maccus** » Tue May 26, 2015 11:07 pm #90979

Learned I'm way too good at lying, don't exactly feel good about it since I hate lying.

Went to a job interview for a bookstore, they did this thing where they asked the other applicants and I to pick something off of a table and try to sell it to them. I picked up the only thing not a book or book-related on the entire table and lied like I knew what I was talking about for a good five minutes and thought I did awful. Turns out they liked me the most out of all the other interviewees.

Guess it goes to show that as long as you sound like you know what you're talking about, people will listen.