holy shit its a cat

[spaghettoppi]

Bottom post of the previous page:

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no sudden movements or you might scare it away

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[Gallery Mode]
   [Records]
    - battle theme
    - battle victory
    - overworld travel
    - meowy farmstead

   [Achievements]
    - Pet it!
         (petted the cat)
    - Party time!
         (get another member to join your party)
    - Luigi Time!
         (unlock Luigi as a playable character)
    - You fucking broke it.
         (fuck with the timeline)

[spaghettoppi]

i may have procrastinated a little bit

sell feelings of guilt

somebody should patch this bug

you sold feelings of guilt!

[ INVENTORY ]
 - cat food x1
 - health potion x1
 - airline food x15
 - flight recorder x1
 - scrap metal x1
 - metal box x1
 - nuclear bomb x1
 - cash money x1

i give them a meta-class cargo freighter. i then hide in the traderoute, as cats cannot fly ships very well. the last thing i see is a meta-class freighter full of cats before i teleport onboard said freighter and curl up in the engine room in fear of what i have caused. several deathsquad units are destroyed.

the deathsquads try to stop them but they are CRUSHED by the cats

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[TheSmallBlue]

can i make the cat watch spongebob i love spongebob

[kinnebian]

can i kill the cat
as a joke

[spaghettoppi]

can i make the cat watch spongebob i love spongebob

the legal team doesn't need to know about this one

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can i kill the cat
as a joke

GONE WRONG (COPS CALLED)

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[kinnebian]

ok.... hmm... lets see...
can i use dark necromancy to revive the cat? maybe make it watch TV as well...

[kinnebian]

oh also can i sell the nuclear bomb

[Jonathan Gupta]

Sell catnip to other cats at a lower price margain to make other customers come to our cat dealer, slowly building up enough money to hire other catnip dealers and lowering the price even further.

[Rohen_Tahir]

Buy plane tickets to New York

[TheSmallBlue]

can i make the cat check this thread again to resolve unfinished cat related requests

[spaghettoppi]

can i make the cat check this thread again to resolve unfinished cat related requests

sometimes cats hibernate for six months its true don't look it up

ok.... hmm... lets see...
can i use dark necromancy to revive the cat? maybe make it watch TV as well...

cat restored
theyre airing a spongebob marathon

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oh also can i sell the nuclear bomb

nooooo we were making such good progress!!

you sold nuclear bomb!

[ INVENTORY ]
 - cat food x1
 - health potion x1
 - airline food x15
 - flight recorder x1
 - scrap metal x1
 - metal box x1
 - cash money x2

[The Wrench]

I wanna use the Markov cat to rob the shopkeeper we sold our nuke to! We must progress the story.

[bingusdingus]

Sell the [Inventory] header to corrupt the inventory and see what's above it

[Jonathan Gupta]

Sell catnip to other cats at a lower price margain to make other customers come to our cat dealer, slowly building up enough money to hire other catnip dealers and lowering the price even further.

what the fuck is this guy talking about