Space House 3

Post by **delaron** » Sat Jan 31, 2015 1:44 am #64536

Bottom post of the previous page:

Oh man I so wanna be apart of this! Delaron with his hogan stash!

ErikHanson · Post by **ErikHanson** » Sat Jan 31, 2015 2:44 am #64543

Shirtless Dave.

(unless someone wants to gift me a copy of Sims 4).

PM yo steam

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sat Jan 31, 2015 3:00 am #64545

Sims 4 is only on origin. I'd appreciate a copy to goof off with but it's not really good for Space House.

I can't make everyone's outfits in it, so people would look really bland hanging around in normal clothes.

So yeah unless you're just going to throw free games at me FNR don't worry about it.

IrishWristWatch0 · Sat Jan 31, 2015 3:02 am

I vote Shirtless Dave. Make him a sex fiend

Skorvold · Post by **Skorvold** » Sat Jan 31, 2015 3:03 am #64548

Bryce Pax.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sat Jan 31, 2015 4:26 am #64559

Cast is complete! Check the OP and accompanying post for full details and a picture of everyone involved.

Thanks everyone who suggested someone and showed up to help me build the rest of the cast. Sorry if you're favorite (or you yourself, you SHILL) didn't get in as part of the main cast, but as we roll along there may be room for some surprise guests and things in the form of other houses in the same town. We'll see.

Balut · Post by **Balut** » Sat Jan 31, 2015 7:04 am #64571

Aw man. The first space house has no pics anymore.

My sadness is infinite.

srifenbyxp · Post by **srifenbyxp** » Sat Jan 31, 2015 8:17 am #64579

Dam shame I'm just now reading this or else I'd toss my murder dick in the ring. Either way you could had pirated sims 4, a patch enables you to use online features as well too. Granted your anti virus reads cracks as a trojan it's a false positives, always trust nos. They get shit to work but that also love plastering their name everywhere which is the only downside to using them. And I mean err where, forgot which game I got from them but it once reloaded the opening screen twice so you can see their name in big red text but hey it works.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sat Jan 31, 2015 9:50 am #64587

Balut wrote:Aw man. The first space house has no pics anymore.

My sadness is infinite.

The truly criminal part is that I lost all my local copies of the pictures for Space House and Space House 2.
The entirety of Space House is prettymuch gone, lost to time. You'll never get to see the sinister look on Crag's face as he cruises around town on his stolen little girl's hover scooter.
You'll never get to watch him get released from prison for theft, only to walk across town, break into the library, and fall asleep on their couch instead of just going home.

All those moments, lost, like tears in an unbreakable toilet bowl and yet somehow fucking Shoe Snatchin' Willie's fat clown ass broke it anyway.

EDIT: OH SHIT ITS NOT TRUE. SOME OF THE PICTURES STILL REMAIN ONLINE. I ADDED A URL IN THE OP WHERE YOU CAN SKIP TO THE PARTS THAT ARE STILL UP.

DOUBLE EDIT: Holy shit I called custom ghost sprites back in 2012 during Space House 2. Weird.

srifenbyxp wrote:Dam shame I'm just now reading this or else I'd toss my murder dick in the ring. Either way you could had pirated sims 4, a patch enables you to use online features as well too. Granted your anti virus reads cracks as a trojan it's a false positives, always trust nos. They get shit to work but that also love plastering their name everywhere which is the only downside to using them. And I mean err where, forgot which game I got from them but it once reloaded the opening screen twice so you can see their name in big red text but hey it works.

Sims 4 doesn't have the clothing options I need, straight up. You can't create custom styles. I can't make people's jumpsuits and uniforms and accessories. I imagine Sims 4 is a nice game if you want to make normal people.

Nobody in Space House is normal.

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Sat Jan 31, 2015 10:35 am #64592

when are we getting puke chunks

peoplearestrange · Sat Jan 31, 2015 1:31 pm

Oh god I've opened myself up for even more virtual abuse/neglect haven't I? Haha. Also Oldman is amazing! That atmosia get up is just perfect!

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Sat Jan 31, 2015 5:23 pm #64637

why isnt the handsome devil colonicacid in this game?
i should sex all the people.
even oldman robustin he looks like an old washed up grandad escort but fuck it i'll still drink his pipe cleaner semen.

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Sat Jan 31, 2015 5:34 pm #64641

>we got hedwig

but an0n3, SAC has been long dead

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sat Jan 31, 2015 6:18 pm #64648

I've seen Hedwig not too long ago.

Cipher3 · Post by **Cipher3** » Sat Jan 31, 2015 6:19 pm #64649

This is so great.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sat Jan 31, 2015 6:51 pm #64654

Kraso wrote:>we got hedwig

but an0n3, SAC has been long dead

I watched the Royal Rumble with Crag and a friend. Crag was playing as Hedwig on Basil I think not that long ago.

I was thinking "I need another girl, someone from science, and someone who isn't a huge piece of shit/evil asshole". Hedwig was the only person I could think of that fit the criteria.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sat Jan 31, 2015 7:07 pm #64655

So, where between "huge piece of shit" and "evil asshole" (and does the former come from the latter?) do Nelanda Librod and Sequoia Irons fit?

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Sat Jan 31, 2015 7:11 pm #64656

They sit squarely between those two points and control freak, the ultimate trifecta

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sat Jan 31, 2015 8:37 pm #64669

Oh one last thing:

Should Space House 3 begin like Space House or Space House 2?

Should we claw our way up from the gutters in a shit shack or just cheat and start in a luxurious space station?

Also hey man if you are going to throw games at me I'm not going to say no:
http://steamcommunity.com/id/An0n3
Origin doesn't have a gift feature you just have to buy keys and PM them to people

It's your money man. Not that I don't appreciate free games but I DO IT FOR FREE.

Balut · Post by **Balut** » Sat Jan 31, 2015 9:01 pm #64675

I vote hideous piece of shit shack because I wasn't around to see Space House II.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Sat Jan 31, 2015 9:12 pm #64677

Yeah, lets build up a better house from a shit shack. Hell, if we just tack on new rooms and stuff over the existing ones it will look just as ramshackle as the real station

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sun Feb 01, 2015 1:31 am #64719

SOON

LunchboxKilla · Sun Feb 01, 2015 3:08 am

Not natural hair colors.... One is blue..... Fucking Randi Harper there... not fat enough....Land whale in pink hair... gonna be crying about her feels and Soggy knees.

danno · Post by **danno** » Sun Feb 01, 2015 3:09 am #64734

that better be erin wake as mime

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Sun Feb 01, 2015 3:42 am #64738

Why is Miles Edgeworth in that picture.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sun Feb 01, 2015 4:35 am #64750

danno wrote:that better be erin wake as mime

Did you not read the OP at all?

Ricotez wrote:Miles Edgeworth

Nah.jpg

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Sun Feb 01, 2015 5:51 am #64768

420goslingboy69 · Sun Feb 01, 2015 7:25 am

puke chunks and bryce pax and rowdy randy only those 3

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Sun Feb 01, 2015 9:12 am #64800

LunchboxKilla wrote:Not natural hair colors.... One is blue..... Fucking Randi Harper there... not fat enough....Land whale in pink hair... gonna be crying about her feels and Soggy knees.

just like one of my favorite animes

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Sun Feb 01, 2015 3:28 pm #64886

When are you going to be streaming?

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sun Feb 01, 2015 7:41 pm #64920

The thread itself will be right here. Space House 3 proper will be a sort of play-by-post thing. I do stream every Friday evening starting around 7pm EST. If people want I could setup the stream again today and I could show you some more behind the scenes shit and chat while I build the house itself.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sun Feb 01, 2015 10:35 pm #64951

WELCOME TO THE STATION CREW, ENJOY YOUR STAY

Based on some user feedback and recent innovations in griff technology, Nanotrasen has renovated and upgraded its original floorplan and thus released the "HUG-box 2.0". Returning favorite features include the prison style kitchenette and Centcom bedroom alert PA system. A popular feature from past exercises we've chosen to include as a standard in the new floorplan is the Spinal Rearranging Bounce Unit, more commonly known as the trampoline.

In an effort to increase the "competitive spirit" between residents we've given them less private bedroom space than ever before, 4 seats on the couch to be shared amongst 7 people, a single football, a single automobile, a single computer, and two full bathrooms. We've also included a "juice" bar as standard in the hopes that liberal consumption of "juice" may force residents into close proximity with one another, for better or worse.

Donk Honk · Post by **Donk Honk** » Sun Feb 01, 2015 11:04 pm #64959

>IT BEGINS

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Mon Feb 02, 2015 12:18 am #64982

cedarbridge · Post by **cedarbridge** » Mon Feb 02, 2015 11:58 pm #65382

"juice"

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Tue Feb 03, 2015 12:10 am #65384

nigga what the fuck is juice

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Tue Feb 03, 2015 3:26 am #65439

The new crew enthusiastically sprints out of the arrivals shuttle and busts through the front door of their new home, the latest and greatest in NT's "Efficiency" line of planetary residences. Space Mime Continuum seethes with silent enthusiasm, pushing everyone else aside to be the first to cross the threshold. She seems fixated on grabbing those cans of spraypaint to get a headstart on fulfilling her lifetime ambition of being a graffiti spreading piece of shit. It wont be long before the town is covered with "BE SILENT" tags and maybe the occasional "FUCK THE CLOWN". For some reason Reed Glover and Hedwig Algebra immediately think about dogfood? Hopefully it's their nicer personalities actually showing Peoplearestrange some courtesy and not some kind of weird desire to eat out of the thing. Oldman Robustin is immediately a frowny, sad sack for some reason. Mekhi Anderson scowls angrily at everyone, probably making a mental note to permabrig Space-Mime on a charge of "attempted murder of an officer" for elbowing him out of the way. Erin Wake seems content to let everyone else fight to be the first one in the door and Pushes and Shoves-

*BZZZT*

Umm. That aint right. This isn't right at all. Hold on something must be wrong here...let's go elsewhere for a moment and see what we can do to fix this...

Somewhere else in a mysteriously bus shaped domicile...

An0n3 furiously punches keys on the NT E.T.I. console trying to re-establish a connection to the house. "Fucking coders!" he hisses. Behind him Skorvold gyrates on the floor. "Hey An0n3 wanna yi-"
"No."

An0n3 turns to the rest of the bus for help. Behind him Hornygranny dances to the sick dubstep beats put down by Stillchr as she relentlessly cranks one .ogg after another throughout the house. Further beyond Stickymayhem swoons as Tedward dips him for a sensual kiss by the snackbar. None of these fuckers are going to help. We're going to have to take matters into our own hands. An0n3 engages manual mode on the E.T.I. console and prepares. Shit's about to get real.

[PERMISSION: GOATMIN]
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Available commands:

1) Possess [mob] ((someone from the Space House))
2) Talk to [mob] ((as current Mob An0n3))
3) [FREE$&^%RM] ((suggest your own action))

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Tue Feb 03, 2015 3:43 am #65440

> Yiff

Balut · Post by **Balut** » Tue Feb 03, 2015 8:10 am #65479

> Yiff

peoplearestrange · Tue Feb 03, 2015 12:09 pm

Hahaha! The admin bus, glad Skorvold made it in the end.

Also shouldn't it have been Ahammer spamming .OOG's over and over? Maybe he's playing the second set, if Stillchr ever lets up.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Tue Feb 03, 2015 2:45 pm #65546

Sticky and Ted finally have the virtual life they always wanted

EndgamerAzari · Tue Feb 03, 2015 9:28 pm

>Talk to one of these slothful decadent jackass and try in vain to get them to do their damn jobs.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Tue Feb 03, 2015 10:00 pm #65671

3) Yiff with Skorvold

"Hey Skorvy I'm sorry I was mean to you earlier. Let's tr-"
"HMPH" pouts Skorvold as he turns up his nose at An0n3.

"Okay well how about you check out this sweet laser pen instead?"
"OH FUCK YES" cries Skorvold.

Ultimately it's all for nought. Skorvold refuses to let us touch them, acting dramatic and putting on the air of a scorned lover. Their thoughts turn to Hornygranny, who has taken this opportunity to fuck with the ETI console. God dammit!

We shove them out of the way and take our rightful seat again, ready to get back to worrraaaaaAAAAAAATTT THE FUCK IS THAT!?

Outside on the 'bus yard the avatar of the Goat Lord drops a basket of Goat Gifts and produces a moodlet that indicates he has begun to fall in love with us.

A strange roaring sound pierces the sky, a great light shines down from the Goat Heavens.

With a huge crash a Goat Portal appears promising adventures in the Goat Dimension. Fuck this. There's work to be done. We need to get back to Space House and check up on the other tenants. I absolutely refuse to go down there and investigate.

PERMISSIONS REDUCED
[PERMISSION: BADMIN]
------------------------------
AVAILABLE COMMANDS:

1) Possess [mob]
2) [G^&N THE$#@ AN$% INVES#$$^ATE]

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Tue Feb 03, 2015 10:01 pm #65673

go down there and investigate

EndgamerAzari · Tue Feb 03, 2015 10:07 pm

Possess P&S. The problem started with them, they probably fucked something up somehow.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Tue Feb 03, 2015 10:25 pm #65690

Violaceus wrote:possess Skorvold

That command doesn't work on other admins.

EndgamerAzari wrote:Possess P&S. The problem started with them, they probably fucked something up somehow.

I keep trying but the computer only makes a faint hissing sound and then dies. When I reboot it, we're back to where we started.

Pick someone else for now. Maybe we can fix that or find out what's causing it later.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Tue Feb 03, 2015 10:36 pm #65692

Posses Robustin, use your atmosia expertise to tinker with some shit. Or can you not do that in this one?

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Tue Feb 03, 2015 11:28 pm #65710

throw Skorvold into the portal

actually, dress Skorvold up as a tiny annoying goat first, then throw him into the portal

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Wed Feb 04, 2015 2:18 am #65774

Possess the mime

Bob Dobbington · Wed Feb 04, 2015 3:33 am

>possess mime
>turn toward doorway
>Space-Mime Continuum looks as if a wall is in front of them!
>lay on couch, bask in angry glares of other residents from doorway

Balut · Post by **Balut** » Wed Feb 04, 2015 7:14 am #65841

Possess whoeverthefuck our dog was.