Remove the Captain
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Remove the Captain
Inspired by policy discussion on restricting head antagonism.
I almost want to see what the game is like without the captain role. No all-access. No spare ID. Move special objective items to the showroom and the disk to the HoS or HoP. The captain is almost always a powertripping cunt who sticks his finger in everyone else's pie and has nothing to do otherwise. Turn his office on every map into a bridge staff break room or something.
This would remove all-access as a thing entirely. Acting captain antagonism is no longer an issue. No single figure is in control of the station- each head has charge of their own section, but should encourage cooperation with other departments to achieve goals.
I almost want to see what the game is like without the captain role. No all-access. No spare ID. Move special objective items to the showroom and the disk to the HoS or HoP. The captain is almost always a powertripping cunt who sticks his finger in everyone else's pie and has nothing to do otherwise. Turn his office on every map into a bridge staff break room or something.
This would remove all-access as a thing entirely. Acting captain antagonism is no longer an issue. No single figure is in control of the station- each head has charge of their own section, but should encourage cooperation with other departments to achieve goals.
Timberpoes wrote: ↑Fri Jul 07, 2023 9:16 pm I highly doubt any other admin on the team would have given you this chance, except maybe Kieth because his brain worms are almost as bad as mine.
Vekter wrote: ↑Tue May 16, 2023 4:45 pm At what point does someone's refusal or failure to improve become malice in and of itself? If you give someone a year to stop shitting on the carpet and they keep doing it but get slightly closer to the bathroom every time and sometimes they get to the toilet before it happens, at what point does it become acceptable to just ask them to go shit in someone else's house?
Timberpoes wrote: ↑Fri Apr 28, 2023 7:00 pm I'm sorry, can we get a real player to resolve this appeal? I don't like this trial player. They can't even set their own name.
sinfulbliss wrote: ↑I almost prefer Rave's AI-generated "We cannot accept this appeal at this time. If you would like assistance appealing in the future, please dial 1-800-1984-1488."
Pandarsenic wrote: ↑Mon Dec 12, 2022 2:25 pm I think we can all agree that someone throwing a reverse revolver at Zyb as a secret test of character, and Zyb immediately fucking himself with it, is the best thing we all could have received for Christmas this year
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Re: Remove the Captain
Hm. Honestly, the only reason the Captain exists normally is to basically be a pile of goodies for whomever murks 'em. As long as their equipment is preserved in one form or another, it'd be at least an interesting experiment.
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Re: Remove the Captain
That's terribly wrong. The captain functions as the bridge between departments and as an arbiter in the event of a conflict. If the station goes to shit, he has the ability to fill in whereever people are needed, without having to worry about his department first. And since the captain has access to all department chats, he should have the highest amount of information of what's happening after only the AI.
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Re: Remove the Captain
terranaut wrote: ↑Fri Apr 01, 2022 11:16 pmThat's terribly wrong. The captain functions as the bridge between departments and as an arbiter in the event of a conflict. If the station goes to shit, he has the ability to fill in whereever people are needed, without having to worry about his department first. And since the captain has access to all department chats, he should have the highest amount of information of what's happening after only the AI.
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Re: Remove the Captain
Farquaar wrote: ↑Sat Apr 02, 2022 12:17 amterranaut wrote: ↑Fri Apr 01, 2022 11:16 pmThat's terribly wrong. The captain functions as the bridge between departments and as an arbiter in the event of a conflict. If the station goes to shit, he has the ability to fill in whereever people are needed, without having to worry about his department first. And since the captain has access to all department chats, he should have the highest amount of information of what's happening after only the AI.
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Re: Remove the Captain
Bawhoppennn wrote: ↑Sat Apr 02, 2022 2:01 amFarquaar wrote: ↑Sat Apr 02, 2022 12:17 amterranaut wrote: ↑Fri Apr 01, 2022 11:16 pmThat's terribly wrong. The captain functions as the bridge between departments and as an arbiter in the event of a conflict. If the station goes to shit, he has the ability to fill in whereever people are needed, without having to worry about his department first. And since the captain has access to all department chats, he should have the highest amount of information of what's happening after only the AI.
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Re: Remove the Captain
Indie-ana Jones wrote: ↑Sat Apr 02, 2022 6:30 amBawhoppennn wrote: ↑Sat Apr 02, 2022 2:01 amFarquaar wrote: ↑Sat Apr 02, 2022 12:17 amterranaut wrote: ↑Fri Apr 01, 2022 11:16 pmThat's terribly wrong. The captain functions as the bridge between departments and as an arbiter in the event of a conflict. If the station goes to shit, he has the ability to fill in whereever people are needed, without having to worry about his department first. And since the captain has access to all department chats, he should have the highest amount of information of what's happening after only the AI.
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Re: Remove the Captain
Stickymayhem wrote: ↑Sat Apr 02, 2022 9:47 amIndie-ana Jones wrote: ↑Sat Apr 02, 2022 6:30 amBawhoppennn wrote: ↑Sat Apr 02, 2022 2:01 amFarquaar wrote: ↑Sat Apr 02, 2022 12:17 amterranaut wrote: ↑Fri Apr 01, 2022 11:16 pmThat's terribly wrong. The captain functions as the bridge between departments and as an arbiter in the event of a conflict. If the station goes to shit, he has the ability to fill in whereever people are needed, without having to worry about his department first. And since the captain has access to all department chats, he should have the highest amount of information of what's happening after only the AI.
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Re: Remove the Captain
why do people suggest these radical changes with absolutely no justifiable reason for them other than they want to knock out a wall and see what happens
captain is very integral on lowpop btw because you're like an all-access assistant that at different points has to take care of everything because nobody else is around to do it
captain is very integral on lowpop btw because you're like an all-access assistant that at different points has to take care of everything because nobody else is around to do it
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Re: Remove the Captain
Rohen_Tahir wrote: ↑Sat Apr 02, 2022 11:34 amStickymayhem wrote: ↑Sat Apr 02, 2022 9:47 amIndie-ana Jones wrote: ↑Sat Apr 02, 2022 6:30 amBawhoppennn wrote: ↑Sat Apr 02, 2022 2:01 amFarquaar wrote: ↑Sat Apr 02, 2022 12:17 amterranaut wrote: ↑Fri Apr 01, 2022 11:16 pmThat's terribly wrong. The captain functions as the bridge between departments and as an arbiter in the event of a conflict. If the station goes to shit, he has the ability to fill in whereever people are needed, without having to worry about his department first. And since the captain has access to all department chats, he should have the highest amount of information of what's happening after only the AI.
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Re: Remove the Captain
why are you just empty quoting the person before you?
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Re: Remove the Captain
It's probably related to the thread being posted on the 1st of April.
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Re: Remove the Captain
Captain is an executive. It's like the CEO of a corporation. If medbay doesn't do their job, the bodies pile up, if engineering doesn't do their job, the power goes out, and station breaches start leaking out all the heat and atmosphere.
Anyways. No Captain station would be fine. I would suggest that it is more then a text toggle, that the contents of the captains chamber change. In terms of game text-change, I'd say that all the heads become "Vice-President", joke being they're all Vice President so don't have real authority over one another. Captain is dead, and there's not one replacement, there's 5
Anyways. No Captain station would be fine. I would suggest that it is more then a text toggle, that the contents of the captains chamber change. In terms of game text-change, I'd say that all the heads become "Vice-President", joke being they're all Vice President so don't have real authority over one another. Captain is dead, and there's not one replacement, there's 5
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Re: Remove the Captain
It has nothing to do with april fool's, thanks.Rohen_Tahir wrote: ↑Sat Apr 02, 2022 7:41 pmIt's probably related to the thread being posted on the 1st of April.
The issue is that when he's not necessary, he's still sticking his face in everyone's business and making a mess of things, and he's the best at doing so because access can't stop him and he has nothing better to do.terranaut wrote: ↑Fri Apr 01, 2022 11:16 pmThat's terribly wrong. The captain functions as the bridge between departments and as an arbiter in the event of a conflict. If the station goes to shit, he has the ability to fill in whereever people are needed, without having to worry about his department first. And since the captain has access to all department chats, he should have the highest amount of information of what's happening after only the AI.
Integral on deadpop, maybe. On lowpop, there should be at least one person in each department(except security because we don't have any lowpop sec gamers on sybil), and skeleton crew access should take care of things from there.
He's an unnecessary figurehead. Medical's not going to just stop healing people because the captain doesn't exist.
Timberpoes wrote: ↑Fri Jul 07, 2023 9:16 pm I highly doubt any other admin on the team would have given you this chance, except maybe Kieth because his brain worms are almost as bad as mine.
Vekter wrote: ↑Tue May 16, 2023 4:45 pm At what point does someone's refusal or failure to improve become malice in and of itself? If you give someone a year to stop shitting on the carpet and they keep doing it but get slightly closer to the bathroom every time and sometimes they get to the toilet before it happens, at what point does it become acceptable to just ask them to go shit in someone else's house?
Timberpoes wrote: ↑Fri Apr 28, 2023 7:00 pm I'm sorry, can we get a real player to resolve this appeal? I don't like this trial player. They can't even set their own name.
sinfulbliss wrote: ↑I almost prefer Rave's AI-generated "We cannot accept this appeal at this time. If you would like assistance appealing in the future, please dial 1-800-1984-1488."
Pandarsenic wrote: ↑Mon Dec 12, 2022 2:25 pm I think we can all agree that someone throwing a reverse revolver at Zyb as a secret test of character, and Zyb immediately fucking himself with it, is the best thing we all could have received for Christmas this year
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Re: Remove the Captain
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Re: Remove the Captain
I suppose my statement should be given the following addendum:
Captains *usually* fit the bill I described (and I say that as a semi-frequent Captain player). It'd be good if they *didn't*.
I apologize for the confusion.
Captains *usually* fit the bill I described (and I say that as a semi-frequent Captain player). It'd be good if they *didn't*.
I apologize for the confusion.
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Re: Remove the Captain
This is stupid, an head of staff antagonist literally has nothing standing in their way. A heretic could be sacrificing somebody in their office, and nobody can do anything
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Re: Remove the Captain
Sir, the post above you is 1.5 years old.RandumbPhantomb wrote: ↑Mon Oct 23, 2023 6:45 am This is stupid, an head of staff antagonist literally has nothing standing in their way. A heretic could be sacrificing somebody in their office, and nobody can do anything
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Re: Remove the Captain
That's the point of captain.datorangebottle wrote: ↑Fri Apr 01, 2022 7:30 pm The captain is almost always a powertripping cunt who sticks his finger in everyone else's pie and has nothing to do otherwise.
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Re: Remove the Captain
kid named AIRandumbPhantomb wrote: ↑Mon Oct 23, 2023 6:45 am This is stupid, an head of staff antagonist literally has nothing standing in their way. A heretic could be sacrificing somebody in their office, and nobody can do anything
seriously when has the captain ever ran over to open the door for someone, it's always the AI
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