Whats a thing that you did once on ss13 that you fear ever doing again?

[Shadowflame909]

Bottom post of the previous page:

isn't it keikaku tho

oh no. It took me a while reading old threads but, ABORT THIS ISN'T KEIKAKU

[Togopal]

Accidentally blew up toxins and wiped out myself and 3 other people when trying to teach a newbie how to make a bomb

[somerandomguy]

Accidentally blew up toxins and wiped out myself and 3 other people when trying to teach a newbie how to make a bomb

Well at least you taught him how to make it, if not how to detonate it safely

[Anonmare]

I once canister bombed myself with tritium and made such a massive hole in atmos/medbay/central hallway that the shuttle got called

[DemonFiren]

I once canister bombed myself with tritium and made such a massive hole in atmos/medbay/central hallway that the shuttle got called

rabbits: always good for a quick bang

[Steelpoint]

Trying to make armour a decent defensive item instead of paper thin cloth.

Also playing as Head of Security, but I keep punishing myself by playing that over and over.

[Digdugxx]

Put the entire server population into 1x1 prison cells.

Mekhi didn't appreciate it.

[bandit]

Accidentally blew up toxins and wiped out myself and 3 other people when trying to teach a newbie how to make a bomb

you slipped on a banana peel during nuke ops this isn't surprising

[Cobby]

Everyone will be relieved to know that I'm afraid to try my custom SM setups again after I did the exact same setup two rounds in a row, with different results

[Shadowflame909]

Did I accidentally receive my thread with the power of necromancy

[PKPenguin321]

Everyone will be relieved to know that I'm afraid to try my custom SM setups again after I did the exact same setup two rounds in a row, with different results

this is a very relatable and good post

[DrPillzRedux]

ERPing

[Togopal]

Accidentally blew up toxins and wiped out myself and 3 other people when trying to teach a newbie how to make a bomb

you slipped on a banana peel during nuke ops this isn't surprising

YOU PUT IT UNDER THE AIRLOCK IN MY BEDROOM AND I SLIPPED ON IT WHEN THEY ENTERED MY OFFICE AND I TRIED TO SHOOT THEM

[Ispiria]

With the help of Reed Glover I once mass-produced maxcap nitroglycerin pyro grenades. We then gave them to the miner, who proceeded to blow up half the lavaland syndie base with a single grenade, and then also to blow up the bridge a short time later.

It's too much power for nonantags to hold!

[Anonmare]

See, everyone doubts me about the power of pyro casing grenades but you can use them with some good chemistry to blow up literally everything

[Buggy]

Releasing hordes of monkeys in the middle of a hallway.

Yes, it can be funny. But there's a upper limit somewhere, and I discovered that "literally hundreds of monkies" is way past it.

[bandit]

there actually is a hardcoded monkey limit due to memery like that

[DemonFiren]

memery

don't you mean
monkey business

[Shadowflame909]

there actually is a hardcoded monkey limit due to memery like that

I'm pretty sure buggy caused this from his monkey spam lagging the server

[Cobby]

ur mom

[Shadowflame909]

ur mom

1v1 me in the ragecage cobby

[stalcloudy]

accidentally blew up most of science once whilst learning toxins
have no idea how i managed to mess it up but i was just messing around and eventually blew up half of sci, ended up fucking up all of sci due to ventilation problems. admin let me off the hook because i begged for my life that i didn't mean to. and to this day i only do xeno when i go sci

[chesquatt]

I made a character named "Tommy Chav" on Sybil the day after lizards came out I played chaplain, did very loud space racism, got about 7 followers in the chapel, gave them all black clothing, shaved their heads, and then lead them into science which that round was almost entirely lizards, where (NOT ME, but people in the mob) killed lizards, and others in science were stripped naked and shoved into the maintenance shafts because "Vermin should live like vermin." Then some lizards holed up in xeno threw some gold slimes at us and security showed up and the rest is history. Got extremely banned.
I can't totally remember and i dont wanna exaggerate, but i think some admin precedents were set and kinda hiked back later on in regards to space racism, like basically going around saying "lizards should fucking die" or something like that could get you bwoinked on sybil.
point is, as funny as at the time i thought it was at the time, i avoid anything resembling greytiding or lynchmobs like the plague because i am sure i am still on thin ice for that.

Honorable mentions include playing chemistry ever anymore, because it's a very boring job, unless you're getting in trouble in which case it's my favorite job. Examples:
Mousetrap activated space lube nades armed in my bag to slip all of security after i get them to arrest me
Mousetrap activated Deathsmoke (historically it was polyacid smoke, but if i played chemistry enough i would figure something out and get banned) nades armed in my bag that instantly killed and made unidentifiable anyone in the same room as the bag upon opening.
Polyacid anything. For those who don't remember old chemistry, If you put this stuff in a bottle you could melt people's shit, stun them, and squirt them to death with it all in like 3 sprays. Furthermore, if polyacid smoke touched you it was literal instant death, unless you had a hardsuit on then you had like 1 whole second to get out of the smoke, and even then you'll probably have no clothes left.

[Qbmax32]

Doing God’s work

[sotvec]

I'll never play bartender again, I used to think of it as a "I get a free gun" but then some WEIRDOS started RPing that they loved me or some shit so never again.

[somerandomguy]

Rule 8

[datorangebottle]

I accidentally blew up a bomb one second before the round end on the shuttle and ate a dayban.

[oranges]

I ran into the SM as a drone because I was running from a Borg. Might have done it accidentally on purpose. I got bwoinked.

[Big Faggot]

playing a role besides assistant had to be the most frightening experience for me. there were so many screens and people yelling at me i just had absolutely no idea what was going on and killed myself with a cardboard box only to be messaged by an admin that i couldnt do that because it was a very important job for that specific round. it was an absolutely horrifying experience, he said I could either be banned or revived and so I had little choice. Im not even sure what job it was I was so scared, I must have accidentally clicked off assistant. It was way too overwhelming for my small little brain, and I spent the next 30 minutes in a mental torture zone only to finally be relieved with a job ban. Now when a person with a real job asks me to do something as an assistant I launch into a full blown anxiety attack and have to shut off my computer and do deep breathing excersizes, sometimes causing me to not even look at space station 13 for months. I put in my character bio "please dont ask me to do anything, sorry!" but for some reason nobody pays attention to that and does it anyways, I can only assume its intentional and im being gang cyber bullied.

other then that absolutely nothing.

[NecromancerAnne]

I speedcooked nitrous oxide via a lighter once while next to a scientist.

We were in pieces and I copped a bwoinked. I explained that it was an honest mistake and I didn't notice the detonation temperature but I felt really shitty about it. Basically I don't use speed cooking on shit anymore unless I'm 100% certain it has no detonation point. I am also meticulous about beaker temperature and don't even trust stabilizating agent to keep me safe. That is the REAL danger of chem and I've also accidentally blown myself and others to pieces making black powder without care for beaker temperature.

That said, it is fun to use pyronades for instant detonations for stuff like meth and nitrous by having the chem mix in the grenade.

[Tamaguen]

Taking a shower with my clothes on.

[gum disease]

Blood brothers. I managed to kill both targets, but I felt so shitty killing them. One of them was a jani who upon being borged was very happy to be able to clean more efficiently though. That helped to ease the guilt, lmao.
I almost got caught a few times, so it was kinda clutch as well.

[tinodrima7020]

Helping other players have fun at my expense.

[PotatoMasher]

Accidentally opening the Engineering plasma canister.

And then accidentally setting fire to it.

Which prevented access to the SM.

Which was also delaminating.

Which resulted in a shuttle call.


It wasn't a good round for me. The only good thing was that there were no admins around to see how retarded I was in that instant.

[Reyn]

Maxcapping Brig without getting caught

[confused rock]

A loong time ago there was a total bro bartender who I was friends with the whole round, when I decided I wanted to try becoming a slime. I talked with him in his backroom, gave him my stuff, and injected the oil extract.
Turns out oil extracts and black extracts are different things. The explosion killed us both.
The worst part is that he completely forgave me.

[firecage]

Stealing peoples shoes and then licking their hot, sweaty feet.

BGObandit unfortunately bwoinked me

[ThatGuyWhoLikesSpace]

I started as Richard Stallman the curator and began the "Free Station Foundation" (FSF for short) in order to give crew members freedom and privacy. Improved privacy by removing cameras. Indoctrinated more people into my not-cult to remove cameras. Rioted outside of administration to make the AI open source. Fought a half nude greyshirt who promised to join my not-cult if I won. Won. Photocopied hundreds of political cartoons and began throwing them in people's faces. pAI helped throw more pamphlets at people.

so much trolling & some minor rule breakage with no a-pings, i feel like i got lucky.

[Kryson]

Pranking people by sleepypen-injecting them with 7u bathsalts dissolved in whiskey as a non antag.

I felt so bad and paranoid about getting bwoinked after i gave myself a dose and found out it gave me like 5 brain traumas.

I spent the rest of the round making neurine and mannitol for the people, no one suspected me.

The next i used my newfound knowledge to kill two murderboning traitors with 10u bathsalt syringes.

[Reyn]

Reviving a semi Dead thread

Buckshotting the captain to death as warden.

I have context I swear!