Writing on the Wall: Signs a Shuttle Call is Coming

[Farquaar]

When you walk out of xenobio and half of science is exploded
When the chef starts refusing to take in any more corpses
When station glowshroom coverage reaches critical mass
When assistants start doing shots in the bridge and the surviving heads just don't care anymore

[DemonFiren]

when the hop is a xeno hybrid running his own hive

[obscolene]

5 minutes after the xenobiologists get what they have been going for the whole round is primetime for shuttle call

[Coconutwarrior97]

when a single swarmer is spotted

[Erik489]

When the clown has all access and is doing a better job than the Heads of Staff at running the station.

[aradsten]

Something mildly irritating happens

"O MY GOD SOMEONE BLEW UOPP AAMEDCAL CAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL"

[bandit]

When it is 20 minutes into the round

[SaveVatznick]

When all there are no more screwdrivers in the U-Tool machine.

[Farquaar]

5 minutes before the xenobiologists get what they have been going for the whole round is primetime for shuttle call

Fixed that for you

[Erik489]

When the morgue runs out of space for the dead.

[cinder1992]

When most of the crew have migrated to the white ship, and the captain asks "Where is everybody?"

Usually followed by the cacophonous chorus of crewmembers calling for a recall

[Farquaar]

When an assistant wearing captain gear hoists the morph corpse onto a bonfire in the main hallway
When the majority of surviving crewmembers are mimes
When crowbarless crewmembers are pounding on firelocks in the main hall
When the chapel is covered in gibs while the floor of escape is burned to a crisp
When right-clicking the kitchen counter crashes your game, even after the chef suicided twenty minutes ago

[DemonFiren]

When the extended announcement is broadcast.

[Deitus]

When most of the crew have migrated to the white ship, and the captain asks "Where is everybody?"

Usually followed by the cacophonous chorus of crewmembers calling for a recall

>mfw calling the shuttle and listening to all the children wail for a recall

[gum disease]

When the SM blows. The explosion could be weak af, we could have alternative sources of power like solars up and running and people would still wanna peace out.