Mislabeled Filenames

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 4:02 pm #36303

Bottom post of the previous page:

ss13.jpg

peoplearestrange · Wed Oct 22, 2014 4:32 pm

Rule1.jpg

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Wed Oct 22, 2014 9:46 pm #38143

[youtube]BBQ2mflwnEU[/youtube]
space_ninja_finds_revolvers.mov

Pataroo1 · Post by **Pataroo1** » Wed Oct 22, 2014 10:32 pm #38150

Service_bog.avi

Kavaloosh · Post by **Kavaloosh** » Thu Oct 23, 2014 12:00 pm #38235

Kraso wrote:
Spoiler:
Sultan Mehmed IV to the Zaporozhian Cossacks:

As the Sultan; son of Muhammad; brother of the sun and moon; grandson and viceroy of God; ruler of the kingdoms of Macedonia, Babylon, Jerusalem, Upper and Lower Egypt; emperor of emperors; sovereign of sovereigns; extraordinary knight, never defeated; steadfast guardian of the tomb of Jesus Christ; trustee chosen by God Himself; the hope and comfort of Muslims; confounder and great defender of Christians -- I command you, the Zaporogian Cossacks, to submit to me voluntarily and without any resistance, and to desist from troubling me with your attacks.

--Turkish Sultan Mehmed IV

The reply was a stream of invective and vulgar rhymes, parodying the Sultan's titles:

Version 1

Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!

O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are you, that can't slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil excretes, and your army eats. You will not, you son of a bitch, make subjects of Christian sons; we've no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck your mother.

You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother!

So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!

Koshovyi Otaman Ivan Sirko, with the whole Zaporozhian Host.
syndicate_asks_for_station_to_surrender.txt

wow kraso cracked really

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Thu Oct 23, 2014 3:42 pm #38276

Kavaloosh wrote:
Kraso wrote:
Spoiler:
Sultan Mehmed IV to the Zaporozhian Cossacks:

As the Sultan; son of Muhammad; brother of the sun and moon; grandson and viceroy of God; ruler of the kingdoms of Macedonia, Babylon, Jerusalem, Upper and Lower Egypt; emperor of emperors; sovereign of sovereigns; extraordinary knight, never defeated; steadfast guardian of the tomb of Jesus Christ; trustee chosen by God Himself; the hope and comfort of Muslims; confounder and great defender of Christians -- I command you, the Zaporogian Cossacks, to submit to me voluntarily and without any resistance, and to desist from troubling me with your attacks.

--Turkish Sultan Mehmed IV

The reply was a stream of invective and vulgar rhymes, parodying the Sultan's titles:

Version 1

Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!

O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are you, that can't slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil excretes, and your army eats. You will not, you son of a bitch, make subjects of Christian sons; we've no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck your mother.

You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother!

So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!

Koshovyi Otaman Ivan Sirko, with the whole Zaporozhian Host.
syndicate_asks_for_station_to_surrender.txt
wow kraso cracked really

>implying I took that from cracked

Pataroo1 · Post by **Pataroo1** » Thu Oct 23, 2014 4:20 pm #38287

NT_starts_a_tv_station.mov

Murderboner_in_ghost.avi

RD_gets_access_to_the_station_announcer.mp4

Nuke.mov

Engineer_headcanon.avi

Hulk.mov (warning: Loud noises )

Assistants_with_floortiles.avi

If_only.mp4

chemistry_works_with_assistants.avi

Medbay.avi

Edit: Sec.avi

Kavaloosh · Post by **Kavaloosh** » Fri Oct 24, 2014 11:53 am #38420

Kraso wrote:
Kavaloosh wrote:
Kraso wrote:
Spoiler:
Sultan Mehmed IV to the Zaporozhian Cossacks:

As the Sultan; son of Muhammad; brother of the sun and moon; grandson and viceroy of God; ruler of the kingdoms of Macedonia, Babylon, Jerusalem, Upper and Lower Egypt; emperor of emperors; sovereign of sovereigns; extraordinary knight, never defeated; steadfast guardian of the tomb of Jesus Christ; trustee chosen by God Himself; the hope and comfort of Muslims; confounder and great defender of Christians -- I command you, the Zaporogian Cossacks, to submit to me voluntarily and without any resistance, and to desist from troubling me with your attacks.

--Turkish Sultan Mehmed IV

The reply was a stream of invective and vulgar rhymes, parodying the Sultan's titles:

Version 1

Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!

O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are you, that can't slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil excretes, and your army eats. You will not, you son of a bitch, make subjects of Christian sons; we've no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck your mother.

You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother!

So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!

Koshovyi Otaman Ivan Sirko, with the whole Zaporozhian Host.
syndicate_asks_for_station_to_surrender.txt
wow kraso cracked really
>implying I took that from cracked

you tryna lie to me

cedarbridge · Post by **cedarbridge** » Fri Oct 24, 2014 8:36 pm #38505

Kavaloosh wrote:
Kraso wrote:
Kavaloosh wrote:
Kraso wrote:
Spoiler:
Sultan Mehmed IV to the Zaporozhian Cossacks:

As the Sultan; son of Muhammad; brother of the sun and moon; grandson and viceroy of God; ruler of the kingdoms of Macedonia, Babylon, Jerusalem, Upper and Lower Egypt; emperor of emperors; sovereign of sovereigns; extraordinary knight, never defeated; steadfast guardian of the tomb of Jesus Christ; trustee chosen by God Himself; the hope and comfort of Muslims; confounder and great defender of Christians -- I command you, the Zaporogian Cossacks, to submit to me voluntarily and without any resistance, and to desist from troubling me with your attacks.

--Turkish Sultan Mehmed IV

The reply was a stream of invective and vulgar rhymes, parodying the Sultan's titles:

Version 1

Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!

O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are you, that can't slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil excretes, and your army eats. You will not, you son of a bitch, make subjects of Christian sons; we've no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck your mother.

You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother!

So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!

Koshovyi Otaman Ivan Sirko, with the whole Zaporozhian Host.
syndicate_asks_for_station_to_surrender.txt
wow kraso cracked really
>implying I took that from cracked
you tryna lie to me

People seriously go to cracked ever?

Saintish · Post by **Saintish** » Fri Oct 24, 2014 10:45 pm #38544

robust_greyshirts_fights_shitcurity_with_broom.avi

Subtle · Post by **Subtle** » Sat Oct 25, 2014 4:31 am #38588

Adminbus_Themesong.avi

Spoiler:

I apologize (for nothing) in advance due to this being an incredibly terrible, lazy parody.

Spacemanspark · Sat Oct 25, 2014 5:05 am

Subtle wrote:Adminbus_Themesong.avi
Spoiler:
I hardly think I'm qualified
To come across all sanctified
I just don't cut it with the playerbase

Subtle, what are you talking about!?

There again they're on their knees
Conspira-cizing is a breeze
Which rather suits us in the interim

Interim, interim, it's SoS' whim!

Fuck the Mods!

It's tough to be a Mod
Tread where scrublords have not trod
Be deified, when really, you're a nerd~

Be an object of revulsion
Be the subject of scorn
It's a rather trying notion
All those prayers and those a-helps
And who am I to bridle; if I'm forced* to be an idol
If they say that I'm a Mod, that's what I am!

What's more, if we don't comply
With the players' wishes
I can see us being de-admin'd or griff'd

Yes, you have a point that'sreallygoodthinking-

So! Let's be Mods! The perks are great
Yeah!

Sybilrado on a plate
Server warring should not be rebuffed

Never rebuff, never rebuff the server warring, no my friend!

It's tough to be a Mod
But if you skip the people's nod
Rig your blessings, keep 'em sweet, that's our advice

It's great advice!

Be a symbol of 'perfection'
Be a legend, force a cult
Take their rage, take a collection
As the ignorant exalt
Don a me-ta-gam-ing habit
We'd be crazy not to powergrab it

You got it!

So sign up two new Mods for adminbus
Adminbus~
I apologize (for nothing) in advance due to this being an incredibly terrible, lazy parody.

I loved that movie when I was young.

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Sun Oct 26, 2014 12:07 am #38687

[youtube]3uqSbE_5FiY[/youtube]
daily_life_of_an_antag.mov

srifenbyxp · Post by **srifenbyxp** » Wed Oct 29, 2014 4:24 am #39339

A competent Malf

Kavaloosh · Post by **Kavaloosh** » Wed Oct 29, 2014 1:34 pm #39384

srifenbyxp wrote:A competent Malf

wait hey wait a second i thought you were brazilian

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Wed Oct 29, 2014 7:54 pm #39424

I found Anime Putin

Pataroo1 · Post by **Pataroo1** » Thu Oct 30, 2014 1:25 am #39486

death_squad.mov

Rev.avi

Captain_stubs_his_toe

TheWulfe · Post by **TheWulfe** » Fri Oct 31, 2014 11:07 am #39708

Antag_Hunter_Spots_A_Valid_Disarm_Spam_Ensues.gif

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Fri Oct 31, 2014 2:56 pm #39731

[youtube]W6GsUOt4m9Y[/youtube]

nuke_ops_find_assistant.mov

Screemonster · Post by **Screemonster** » Fri Oct 31, 2014 8:55 pm #39803

[youtube]vM5dAxVsugw[/youtube]

better_than_average_clown.avi

srifenbyxp · Post by **srifenbyxp** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 1:00 pm #39948

Kavaloosh wrote:
srifenbyxp wrote:A competent Malf

wait hey wait a second i thought you were brazilian

Good sir that is an insult, yes I have a rather nice tan from working in the sun in my glorious uniform but I am 100% caucasian. Please do not forget that.

Kavaloosh · Post by **Kavaloosh** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 5:05 pm #39988

srifenbyxp wrote:
Kavaloosh wrote:
srifenbyxp wrote:A competent Malf

wait hey wait a second i thought you were brazilian
Good sir that is an insult, yes I have a rather nice tan from working in the sun in my glorious uniform but I am 100% caucasian. Please do not forget that.

who was the brazilian, if you aren't the brazilian who is

Miauw · Post by **Miauw** » Fri Nov 07, 2014 4:16 pm #41800

clown_with_botany_access.mp4
[youtube]yModCU1OVHY[/youtube]

Pataroo1 · Post by **Pataroo1** » Sat Nov 08, 2014 11:45 am #41977

Malf.avi

Station_encounters_paranormal_activity_and_deals_with_the_situation.mov

srifenbyxp · Post by **srifenbyxp** » Sat Nov 08, 2014 12:55 pm #41982

Admin bus

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Sat Nov 08, 2014 11:54 pm #42073

singulo.io

WeeYakk · Post by **WeeYakk** » Sun Nov 09, 2014 7:40 am #42137

Emagged_sec_borg.jpg

Steelpoint · Post by **Steelpoint** » Sun Nov 09, 2014 9:55 am #42153

Security_vs_Greytide.mov

Screemonster · Post by **Screemonster** » Sun Nov 09, 2014 5:39 pm #42191

Latejoin_HoS_vs_traitor_QM.avi

E: Fuckit, watch the whole movie, it's pretty decent

Steelpoint wrote:Security_vs_Greytide.mov

The clown really makes it.

Cuboos · Post by **Cuboos** » Mon Nov 10, 2014 12:44 am #42269

Talking_while drunk/brain damaged/stunned.avi

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Tue Nov 11, 2014 10:48 pm #42804

cultist librarian converts barman and assistant.mov

cedarbridge · Post by **cedarbridge** » Wed Nov 12, 2014 12:22 am #42823

TheWiznard wrote:cultist librarian converts barman and assistant.mov

Alternatively Joining_Coderbus.avi

Pataroo1 · Post by **Pataroo1** » Wed Nov 12, 2014 7:47 pm #42934

Sec_during_a_long_round.avi

paprika · Post by **paprika** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 12:10 am #43296

Roboticist_erping.avi

Post by **oranges** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 12:11 am #43297

Smoothwalls.exe

JStheguy · Post by **JStheguy** » Sat Nov 15, 2014 2:30 pm #43710

Song_of_shitcurity.avi

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Sat Nov 15, 2014 6:14 pm #43728

stealth_ops.avi

srifenbyxp · Post by **srifenbyxp** » Sun Nov 16, 2014 2:43 am #43814

Song of the Grey shirts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgK--DmmYX8

Screemonster · Post by **Screemonster** » Mon Nov 17, 2014 5:51 pm #44025

warden_expecting_a_bwoink.jpg

paprika · Post by **paprika** » Tue Nov 18, 2014 7:39 am #44181

Mutantrace_update.gif

srifenbyxp · Post by **srifenbyxp** » Tue Nov 18, 2014 8:45 pm #44316

Assistant raiding the armory and getting caught by the Warden

AnonymousNow · Tue Nov 18, 2014 10:25 pm

admin-pushes-party-button-in-law-office.gif

head-of-security-surveys-brig.gif

nuke-ops-coordinate-outside-armoury.gif

ian-stashed-in-dorms.gif

janitor-in-gravityless-corridor.gif

paging-dr-cobb.gif

srifenbyxp · Post by **srifenbyxp** » Wed Nov 19, 2014 5:10 am #44459

nuke-ops-coordinate-outside-armoury.gif

This dude starts juggling, oh ho boy I lost it. What is this

Pataroo1 · Post by **Pataroo1** » Wed Nov 19, 2014 6:12 pm #44603

srifenbyxp wrote:
nuke-ops-coordinate-outside-armoury.gif

This nigger starts juggling, oh ho boy I lost it. What is this

It's from this

TheWulfe · Post by **TheWulfe** » Thu Nov 20, 2014 10:47 am #44686

Only_One_Competent_Nuke_Op.avi
[youtube]xJdf9Y86_2s[/youtube]

EDIT:

for those who get unsafe script thing I guess

LA MAYONESA · Post by **LA MAYONESA** » Sat Nov 22, 2014 1:23 am #45086

russian_revolver.avi

srifenbyxp · Post by **srifenbyxp** » Sat Nov 22, 2014 6:59 am #45126

Security confronting possible cultist

HBL and one of his FUN ROUNDS

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Sat Nov 22, 2014 2:37 pm #45167

traitors_loot_armory.txt

fleure · Post by **fleure** » Sat Nov 22, 2014 6:06 pm #45197

coder_fixes_bug.wmv

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Sat Nov 22, 2014 6:37 pm #45199

fleure wrote:coder_fixes_bug.wmv

gotta love how there's another hole in already

fleure · Post by **fleure** » Fri Nov 28, 2014 9:19 pm #46739

http://i.imgur.com/CjbDcSM.webm

coders_during_feature_freeze.gif