Memorable Quotes

XDTM · Post by **XDTM** » Thu Feb 23, 2017 4:47 pm #259713

Bottom post of the previous page:

Clearly the AI mixed water and potassium while Reed left a beaker in the dispenser.

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Thu Feb 23, 2017 5:11 pm #259720

I've don that to scientists who leave their beakers sitting in the dispenser before
Really confuses the fuck out of them

cedarbridge · Post by **cedarbridge** » Thu Feb 23, 2017 6:26 pm #259753

Anonmare wrote:I've don that to scientists who leave their beakers sitting in the dispenser before
Really confuses the fuck out of them

Smoke is fun too if they don't have anything else in the beaker.

IcePacks · Post by **IcePacks** » Thu Feb 23, 2017 8:49 pm #259866

XDTM wrote:Clearly the AI mixed water and potassium while Reed left a beaker in the dispenser.

a classic

Haevacht · Post by **Haevacht** » Fri Feb 24, 2017 10:29 am #260145

Linden Peohl says, "IF I GET A 1 I SUICIDE"
You throw the d20. It lands on 20. Nat 20!

InsaneHyena · Sun Feb 26, 2017 10:01 pm

(F) Jerry Khan (as Unknown) says, "WHAT PART OF ME
(F) Jerry Khan (as Unknown) says, "H IS FLAMBIBLE"
Unknown rolls on the floor, trying to put themselves out!

bman · Post by **bman** » Thu Mar 02, 2017 8:03 pm #262765

kevinz000 · Post by **kevinz000** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 4:07 pm #265976

Reply PM from-[REDACTED]/([REDACTED]): What does this button(?|F) do ?
ADMIN LOG: Bomb valve opened in Toxins Lab with no device attacher: Unknown Last touched by: [REDACTED]/([REDACTED])(?) (FLW)
ADMIN LOG: Explosion with size (2, 5, 11, 0) in area Toxins Lab (124,75,1 - JMP)
(F) [REDACTED] has died at Toxins Lab.
ADMIN LOG: Explosion with size (0, 1, 5, 5) in area Aft Port Maintenance (118,69,1 - JMP)
Reply PM from-[REDACTED]/([REDACTED]): OH NO

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Sun Mar 19, 2017 12:33 am #269806

Klara Ellstrom TC traded for a stand:

DEAD: Blake Varis says, "Klara is both a parasite and the owner of one"

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Sun Mar 19, 2017 12:48 am #269810

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Sun Mar 19, 2017 6:36 am #269935

it's like carbon dioxide

XDTM · Post by **XDTM** » Fri Mar 24, 2017 10:22 pm #272749

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Jegub · Post by **Jegub** » Sat Mar 25, 2017 8:45 am #272878

ADMIN LOG: Reagent explosion reaction occurred at Chemistry (JMP). Last Fingerprint: jegub/(Reed Glover)? (FLW).
ADMIN LOG: Explosion with size (1, 2, 5, 0) in area Chemistry (134,123,1 - JMP)
Reed Glover has died at Chemistry.

As much as I hate to dispel your faith in my competence, I should probably confess that that looks like the time when I found out that pills can apparently retain heat indefinitely. Things were quiet so I was rehearsing making meth lances under power sink conditions, and the ephedrine pill I added to the mix came from a batch where I had deviated from my usual procedure and made the diethylamine last for no good reason. It seems like this raised the temperature enough to reach the point of ignition when I came to heat it manually.
It's not even like there actually was a power sink, so I could have examined the temperature in a heater and tested my ass-umption before proceeding. But I didn't and BOOM, mea maxima culpa.
I thought I'd gotten away with that one.

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Sat Mar 25, 2017 3:13 pm #272935

[Common] James Trashcan says, "I made some pills for radiation, hallucinations and toxins."
[Common] Noel Digson says, "Now make some pills against those."

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sat Mar 25, 2017 3:48 pm #272943

[youtube]8X_Ot0k4XJc[/youtube]

Post by **Dax Dupont** » Mon Mar 27, 2017 12:54 am #273499

OOC: Awesine: >expects me to know what nacl means when i haven't taken a chemistry class in my life

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Mon Mar 27, 2017 8:29 pm #273741

He should know considering it describes him at the moment

Post by **Armhulen** » Sat Apr 01, 2017 6:40 am #275146

OOC: Togopal: WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS
Connection closed.

kevinz000 · Post by **kevinz000** » Tue Apr 04, 2017 12:13 pm #276435

shit

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Tue Apr 04, 2017 1:25 pm #276461

kevinz000 wrote:shit

Kevinz000 is a CentcomJanitor (AFK) - Observing

ftfy

Wed Apr 05, 2017 5:00 am

Kevinz000 (as ExtraShort5Foot4)

danno · Post by **danno** » Wed Apr 05, 2017 6:33 am #276915

how do you """"""memorably"""""" quote yourself and not realize how huge of a faggot you are

Yakumo_Chen · Post by **Yakumo_Chen** » Wed Apr 05, 2017 6:44 am #276917

kevinz000 · Post by **kevinz000** » Wed Apr 05, 2017 7:59 am #276925

Yakumo_Chen wrote:

competence

Cherrypone · Post by **Cherrypone** » Wed Apr 05, 2017 9:03 am #276935

kevinz000 wrote:
Yakumo_Chen wrote:
competence

Yeah, that was a round indeed.

confused rock · Wed Apr 05, 2017 11:18 am

danno wrote:how do you """"""memorably"""""" quote yourself and not realize how huge of a faggot you are

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Wed Apr 05, 2017 6:57 pm #277058

Kjolstet · Post by **Kjolstet** » Thu Apr 06, 2017 2:07 am #277243

Qbopper wrote:

that sure is a lot of fingers

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu Apr 06, 2017 5:02 pm #277450

Yakumo_Chen · Post by **Yakumo_Chen** » Fri Apr 07, 2017 7:51 am #277833

confused rock wrote:
danno wrote:how do you """"""memorably"""""" quote yourself and not realize how huge of a faggot you are

I wasn't the captain though, I was the AI that blew up the station.

Bawhoppennn · Post by **Bawhoppennn** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 5:38 pm #281058

Yakumo_Chen wrote:
confused rock wrote:
danno wrote:how do you """"""memorably"""""" quote yourself and not realize how huge of a faggot you are
I wasn't the captain though, I was the AI that blew up the station.

I was the captain that round, I forgot the AI existed, I was worried about the clockcult

BeeSting12 · Post by **BeeSting12** » Thu Apr 20, 2017 1:17 am #283157

OOC: Atlanta-ned: REMEMBER: If you see someone with Sloan or Cox in their name as HoS, and it's not Sloan Cox, you're in for a baaaaad time.

Shadowlight213 · Sun Apr 23, 2017 12:31 am

Touistin Rhodes is shaking the magic eightball, hoping to get an answer to "Lara Croft has signed up as Security Officer" (Click to help)

kevinz000 · Post by **kevinz000** » Thu Apr 27, 2017 9:18 am #285880

ADMIN LOG: Optimumtact/(Kevin Zerothree) has put everyone on purrbation!

Fri Apr 28, 2017 12:02 am

kevinz000 wrote:ADMIN LOG: Optimumtact/(Kevin Zerothree) has put everyone on purrbation!

that's it i've had it

kevinz000 · Post by **kevinz000** » Tue May 02, 2017 9:25 am #287491

lol seems like i pissed someone off

Screemonster · Tue May 02, 2017 9:53 am

lol clearly a shining example of someone that people would want to have around

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Wed May 03, 2017 4:30 am #287901

(F) [Engineering] Poly yells, "In his deep orkish voice as he battered his fuckmeat against Eduardo’s tightly sealed pleasure ring. Suddenly the Space Marine’s portal gave way, and the swollen head of Gurk’s cock popped through into the forbidden halls of his anus. Gurk’s pleased snort was drowned out by Eduardo’s scream of agony."

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Wed May 03, 2017 4:59 am #287907

Looks like someone's being a heretic... I guess I better...

SMASH IT

Cuboos · Post by **Cuboos** » Fri May 05, 2017 8:35 pm #288969

Judge Judy says, "YOU MAKE ME SO HORNY"

IcePacks · Post by **IcePacks** » Sat May 06, 2017 5:33 am #289136

ADMIN LOG: Failed to get BYOND account age for IcePacks/(IcePacks)

Fiz Bump · Post by **Fiz Bump** » Sun May 07, 2017 12:53 am #289456

*---------*
This is Klara Ellstrom !
She has blood-stained hands!
She has an engineering radio headset on her ears.
Her left leg is missing!
Her right leg is missing!
*---------*
(F) Harold Robinson says, " I AM REMOVING YOUR APPENDIX "
Harold Robinson saws Klara Ellstrom's chest open!
(F) Klara Ellstrom says, " HAROLD NO "
(F) Harold Robinson says, " IT HAS BURST AND IT IS SLOWLY KILLING YOU "
(F) Klara Ellstrom says, " THAT'S MY HEART "
(F) Harold Robinson says, " AREN'T THE APPENDIX AND HEART LOCATED IN THE SAME PLACE "
(F) Klara Ellstrom says, " NO "
(F) Harold Robinson says, " FUCK "
(F) Golem states, " Do be careful Harold. "
(F) Harold Robinson says, " OKAY SHIT I'M SORRY "
(F) Klara Ellstrom yells, " B-BAKA~!! "
Harold Robinson mends the incision and removes the drapes from Klara Ellstrom's chest.

Post by **Armhulen** » Sun May 07, 2017 12:54 am #289457

tfw you will never remove klara's heart and eat it infront of her like a mayan

IcePacks · Post by **IcePacks** » Sun May 07, 2017 1:13 am #289465

Kara is bad

kevinz000 · Post by **kevinz000** » Sun May 07, 2017 1:45 am #289481

IcePacks wrote:Kara is bad

Bad quality emagrewopper

IcePacks · Post by **IcePacks** » Sun May 07, 2017 1:50 am #289486

bad ahelps

Post by **Togopal** » Sun May 07, 2017 2:07 am #289494

Digdugxx · Post by **Digdugxx** » Sun May 07, 2017 2:12 am #289496

Polys heard some shit

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sun May 07, 2017 5:05 pm #289845

at least hobbes wasn't on top
else it would have ended worse than wgw

Fiz Bump · Post by **Fiz Bump** » Tue May 09, 2017 6:00 am #290934

ADMIN LOG: Tsuchigumo550/(Aurelien Camille)(?) (FLW) planted X4 on reinforced wall at (127,126,1) (JMP) with 10 second fuse

Incoming message from Station Name XVII
I WILL GUNNA BURN YOUR STAITON WITH COMBUSTABLE LEMONS

ADMIN LOG: Explosion with size (0, 2, 5, 0) in area: Captain's Office (125,126,1) (JMP)

(F) [Common] Amaretto states, "WHAT"

(F) [Common] Amaretto states, "THEY JUST BLEW UP THE CAPTAINS OFFICE"

kevinz000 · Post by **kevinz000** » Wed May 10, 2017 9:12 am #291540