Memorable Quotes

cedarbridge · Post by **cedarbridge** » Fri May 12, 2017 7:18 am #292669

Bottom post of the previous page:

bman · Post by **bman** » Sat May 13, 2017 2:43 am #293023

cedarbridge wrote:

from the same round

Reyn · Post by **Reyn** » Sun May 14, 2017 4:19 pm #293535

*holding a revolver at 9:55 Mountain time* "Looks around 5 minuites to high noon"

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Mon May 15, 2017 10:21 pm #294074

Alina Giovanna says,
"Adam,shut the fuck up you fucking waste of chromosomes if you do that "HURR DURR WHAT BETTER NOT BE EXTENDED" You know what i fucking mean,i mean the fucking shfit better not be extended where literally nothing happens and we all resist to commit suicide,maybe next time you'll think before you say "WHATS EXTENDED" Do everyone a favour and stick a shotgun in your mouth and give yourself a buckhsot mouthwash."

BeeSting12 · Post by **BeeSting12** » Tue May 16, 2017 12:45 am #294156

Anonmare wrote:
Alina Giovanna says,
"Adam,shut the fuck up you fucking waste of chromosomes if you do that "HURR DURR WHAT BETTER NOT BE EXTENDED" You know what i fucking mean,i mean the fucking shfit better not be extended where literally nothing happens and we all resist to commit suicide,maybe next time you'll think before you say "WHATS EXTENDED" Do everyone a favour and stick a shotgun in your mouth and give yourself a buckhsot mouthwash."

This same person asked me if I was an antagonist when I kidnapped her as a joke at the holodeck using the disabler there. When I said whats an antagonist she rage ghosted. 10/10 player there.

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Tue May 16, 2017 1:09 am #294166

where did I put that shitlist notepad

Nilons · Post by **Nilons** » Tue May 16, 2017 12:31 pm #294342

BeeSting12 wrote:
Anonmare wrote:
Alina Giovanna says,
"Adam,shut the fuck up you fucking waste of chromosomes if you do that "HURR DURR WHAT BETTER NOT BE EXTENDED" You know what i fucking mean,i mean the fucking shfit better not be extended where literally nothing happens and we all resist to commit suicide,maybe next time you'll think before you say "WHATS EXTENDED" Do everyone a favour and stick a shotgun in your mouth and give yourself a buckhsot mouthwash."
This same person asked me if I was an antagonist when I kidnapped her as a joke at the holodeck using the disabler there. When I said whats an antagonist she rage ghosted. 10/10 player there.

Everytime she dies and I'm even remotely involved she blows up the deadchat saying I'm meta grudging her.

D&B · Post by **D&B** » Tue May 16, 2017 12:33 pm #294343

Stop bullying my hatefu

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Wed May 17, 2017 1:31 pm #294971

ADMIN: Lzimann/(Leo Pfeifer) (FLW): fuck botanists

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Wed May 17, 2017 11:31 pm #295269

[Common] Charles Barkley says, "HAROLD, I'M STILL AN ADULT IN MY BRAIN" little Klara shouted at the top of her little lungs. "You may look 8, but it's totally legal for me to do this" he said as he unbuttoned his trousers,""

Wed May 17, 2017 11:36 pm

Togopal wrote:
bman wrote:
Togopal wrote:

charles barkley taught it that, i was on while he read it.

he evaded three admin fireballs in order to keep reading this story.
He's read it on like 10 different occasions though at least

I'm a little worried on his stance with the story

Anyone who finds spamming WGW funny after the first few times likely has an issue with fixating on one thing obsessively

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Wed May 17, 2017 11:41 pm #295279

*posts WGW*

Hatterhat · Post by **Hatterhat** » Thu May 18, 2017 3:19 pm #295513

Deitus wrote:[Common] Charles Barkley says, "HAROLD, I'M STILL AN ADULT IN MY BRAIN" little Klara shouted at the top of her little lungs. "You may look 8, but it's totally legal for me to do this" he said as he unbuttoned his trousers,""

I never really know how to react to what Barkley calls """literature""".

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Fri May 19, 2017 3:37 am #296100

Hatterhat wrote:
Deitus wrote:[Common] Charles Barkley says, "HAROLD, I'M STILL AN ADULT IN MY BRAIN" little Klara shouted at the top of her little lungs. "You may look 8, but it's totally legal for me to do this" he said as he unbuttoned his trousers,""
I never really know how to react to what Barkley calls """literature""".

it ended up devolving further into vore. i could go into detail but suffice to say that it ended with something along the lines of "The sec officer came inside and found Harold, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of Klara."

he's a modern master, this man.

Hatterhat · Post by **Hatterhat** » Fri May 19, 2017 4:48 am #296128

Deitus wrote:
Hatterhat wrote:
Deitus wrote:[Common] Charles Barkley says, "HAROLD, I'M STILL AN ADULT IN MY BRAIN" little Klara shouted at the top of her little lungs. "You may look 8, but it's totally legal for me to do this" he said as he unbuttoned his trousers,""
I never really know how to react to what Barkley calls """literature""".
it ended up devolving further into vore. i could go into detail but suffice to say that it ended with something along the lines of "The sec officer came inside and found Harold, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of Klara."
he's a modern master, this man.

Fukken Barkley, man. Whenever I hear him on the radio, I always think to myself, "Who is he writing/speaking about, and am I ever going to find and fire extinguisher/seclite/crowbar this man to death and save the crew from word-induced mass suicides?" The answer to the first one (who are the characters) are usually ones that make me want to ask the AI to shut down comms, and the second one's (will I ever kill him and deliver justice) answer is usually "nope".

Spoiler:

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Fri May 19, 2017 6:38 am #296164

i really should start reading porn myself
high-quality porn of the most degenerate nature

Fiz Bump · Post by **Fiz Bump** » Fri May 19, 2017 6:51 am #296166

It's his art

kevinz000 · Post by **kevinz000** » Fri May 19, 2017 7:01 am #296168

OOC: Bawhoppennn: you could give every sec officer a pulse rifle and the game would still be very playable

bman · Post by **bman** » Fri May 19, 2017 7:12 am #296169

Post by **NikNakFlak** » Fri May 19, 2017 8:46 am #296185

Ringo Roadagain is shaking the magic eightball, hoping to get an answer to "AI open" (Click to help)

Limski · Post by **Limski** » Fri May 19, 2017 10:51 am #296214

words of wisdom

SpaceInaba · Post by **SpaceInaba** » Sat May 20, 2017 3:55 am #296486

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Sat May 20, 2017 4:07 am #296489

SpaceInaba wrote:

Justice knows no boundary

Reyn · Post by **Reyn** » Sat May 20, 2017 7:45 pm #296686

SpaceInaba wrote:

Inbefore Beepsky gets the power to arrest nar-sie and ratvar

Reyn · Post by **Reyn** » Sat May 20, 2017 8:51 pm #296714

"That's just the curator, gordon" (Said throughout the round)

MimicFaux · Post by **MimicFaux** » Sat May 20, 2017 9:03 pm #296720

Reyn wrote:"That's just the curator, gordon" (Said throughout the round)

By multiple crew members, announced by the AI, and the captain.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Mon May 22, 2017 2:36 am #297112

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Tue May 23, 2017 12:14 am #297399

>selfquoting
>using the term "best wiz"

the time to perma deitus is now

IcePacks · Post by **IcePacks** » Tue May 23, 2017 12:42 am #297410

no problem

SpaceInaba · Post by **SpaceInaba** » Tue May 23, 2017 2:36 am #297457

sequel

Fiz Bump · Post by **Fiz Bump** » Wed May 24, 2017 2:05 am #298045

(F) [Common] Harold Robinson says, "GUESS I GOTTA SHOOT BEEPSKY NOW."
(F) [Security] Officer Beepsky states, "Arresting level 5 scumbag Harold Robinson in Central Primary Hallway."
(F) [Common] Harold Robinson stammers, "N-Nev-ver-r-rm-m-mind."

woodman · Post by **woodman** » Sat May 27, 2017 6:58 pm #299619

Nilons wrote:
BeeSting12 wrote:
Anonmare wrote:
Alina Giovanna says,
"Adam,shut the fuck up you fucking waste of chromosomes if you do that "HURR DURR WHAT BETTER NOT BE EXTENDED" You know what i fucking mean,i mean the fucking shfit better not be extended where literally nothing happens and we all resist to commit suicide,maybe next time you'll think before you say "WHATS EXTENDED" Do everyone a favour and stick a shotgun in your mouth and give yourself a buckhsot mouthwash."
This same person asked me if I was an antagonist when I kidnapped her as a joke at the holodeck using the disabler there. When I said whats an antagonist she rage ghosted. 10/10 player there.
Everytime she dies and I'm even remotely involved she blows up the deadchat saying I'm meta grudging her.

oh fuck thats me

woodman · Post by **woodman** » Sat May 27, 2017 6:58 pm #299620

D&B wrote:Stop bullying my hatefu

thanks me too

Professor Hangar · Thu Jun 08, 2017 3:22 pm

OOC: Steelpoint: How am I supposed to know it was the CMO's head?

Post by **Dax Dupont** » Thu Jun 08, 2017 9:33 pm #305330

(F) DEAD: Heinrich Ulz says, "AND IF YOU BITCH I WILL MAKE A PR THAT MAKES ALL R&D ITEMS GO UP 10X IN PRICE"

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Fri Jun 09, 2017 3:27 am #305640

AdAstraPerAspera wrote:(F) DEAD: Heinrich Ulz says, "AND IF YOU BITCH I WILL MAKE A PR THAT MAKES ALL R&D ITEMS GO UP 10X IN PRICE"

[youtube]IxDOk5r8KUA[/youtube]

Fri Jun 09, 2017 3:43 am

Qbopper wrote:
AdAstraPerAspera wrote:(F) DEAD: Heinrich Ulz says, "AND IF YOU BITCH I WILL MAKE A PR THAT MAKES ALL R&D ITEMS GO UP 10X IN PRICE"
utube

funny video but what is bwoinkable in that quote

calzilla1 · Post by **calzilla1** » Fri Jun 09, 2017 3:46 am #305646

PKPenguin321 wrote:
Qbopper wrote:
AdAstraPerAspera wrote:(F) DEAD: Heinrich Ulz says, "AND IF YOU BITCH I WILL MAKE A PR THAT MAKES ALL R&D ITEMS GO UP 10X IN PRICE"
utube
funny video but what is bwoinkable in that quote

That he's gonna ban goof ball for making such horrendus cargo "balance" changes

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Fri Jun 09, 2017 1:08 pm #305749

PKPenguin321 wrote:
Qbopper wrote:
AdAstraPerAspera wrote:(F) DEAD: Heinrich Ulz says, "AND IF YOU BITCH I WILL MAKE A PR THAT MAKES ALL R&D ITEMS GO UP 10X IN PRICE"
utube
funny video but what is bwoinkable in that quote

failed to see the "DEAD" part of the log and thought it was OOC in IC

TheWulfe · Post by **TheWulfe** » Mon Jun 12, 2017 3:43 am #307015

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Sun Jun 18, 2017 11:39 pm #310131

DEAD: Thorium LXI says, "I have concluded that he doesn't know how to do brain surgery"
DEAD: Thorium LXI says, "Just sawed off my head"

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Sun Jun 18, 2017 11:44 pm #310133

Sounds like he does then

Gun Hog · Post by **Gun Hog** » Mon Jun 19, 2017 10:46 pm #310499

That is the correct and expedient way of braining someone!

Post by **Dax Dupont** » Sun Jun 25, 2017 11:52 pm #312186

Anne Janeway hisses, "I'm gonna ssstuncuff you for extremely OOC meta reasssonsss now."

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Mon Jun 26, 2017 4:05 am #312253

AdAstraPerAspera wrote:Anne Janeway hisses, "I'm gonna ssstuncuff you for extremely OOC meta reasssonsss now."

Qbopper wrote:[youtube]IxDOk5r8KUA[/youtube]

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Fri Jul 07, 2017 9:45 pm #315038

ADMIN LOG: Swagbringer/(Jingfei Zhao) used 'Freeform' AI Module on Rognaro/(FurryOS). The law specified People who swear or take the lords name in vain are not human

FurryOS announces:
Is Yiff a swear word?

InsaneHyena · Post by **InsaneHyena** » Thu Jul 13, 2017 4:29 pm #316651

Sheryl Sherman says, "Open the valve. Wait a second. CLOSE the valve."
Sheryl Sherman says, "And only then remove the tank."
Sheryl Sherman says, "If you do not close the valve, you kill us."
Ashlyn Bradenburg catches fire!
You're set on fire!
You stop, drop, and roll!
Ashlyn Bradenburg rolls on the floor, trying to put themselves out!
Ashlyn Bradenburg says, "Oops"
You stop, drop, and roll!
Ashlyn Bradenburg rolls on the floor, trying to put themselves out!
You stop, drop, and roll!
You extinguish yourself.
Sheryl Sherman says, "This is"
Ashlyn Bradenburg rolls on the floor, trying to put themselves out!
Sheryl Sherman says, "Specifically the opposite of what I told you to do"

Professor Hangar · Sun Jul 16, 2017 2:47 am

InsaneHyena wrote: Sheryl Sherman says, "Specifically the opposite of what I told you to do"

giving instructions in ss13.txt

BeeSting12 · Post by **BeeSting12** » Thu Jul 27, 2017 8:03 pm #320851

Post by **Armhulen** » Thu Jul 27, 2017 8:04 pm #320852

i beat kev in the dome, cazz beat kev in the dome, it's not an ACHIEVEMENT

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Thu Jul 27, 2017 8:16 pm #320856

>Implying robusting Kevinz is hard

I bet anyone could do it with a safety pickaxe