Things that bring you joy

Reece · Post by **Reece** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:38 pm #265405

Bottom post of the previous page:

DemonFiren wrote:You make the quartermaster inside me proud.

Even better is filling the filing cabinet with actual files, with real records in them; makes me happy to be spess shitsec to see it so well organised, I can finally RP as a Cardassian government official onboard Terok nor.

Fri Mar 10, 2017 4:30 am

When a new player dies for the first time and starts RPing in deadchat as a ghost
Adorable!!!

Doctor Pork · Post by **Doctor Pork** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 1:27 am #265749

Anonmare wrote:>tfw you're an antag and some fool tries to step up to you
>Feel content in the knowledge you're in the clear to exercise your girff license to kill them

>be traitor chaplain
>captain requests i report to bridge immediately
>oh shit
>gives secret mission to disrupt science as much as possible
>go into science and start just fucking everything up like a non-scientist would in a workplace
>scientist steps to me
>"get out no moonlighting"
>no moonlighting
>MOOOOOONLIGHTING
>revvingchainsword.webm
>Murder the heck out of moonlighting memer
>sec comes
>say the guy is a ling
>tell them about secret mission
>they radio cap and cap clears it
>totally get away with murdering a guy in cold blood
>he was a traitor

felt so heckin good i fricken tell you what

cedarbridge · Post by **cedarbridge** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 4:48 pm #266904

>Shit McGrey starts attacking the CMO in the middle of medical.
>The hallways outside are a nightmare of death and destruction.
>Hypo of neurotoxin to his face
>3 other medbay staff come running over
>oh boy its revs isn't it? Here we go.
>they proceed to help finish off the grey and start fortifying medbay

Post by **Armhulen** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 4:52 pm #266905

cedarbridge wrote:>Shit McGrey starts attacking the CMO in the middle of medical.
>The hallways outside are a nightmare of death and destruction.
>Hypo of neurotoxin to his face
>3 other medbay staff come running over
>oh boy its revs isn't it? Here we go.
>they proceed to help finish off the grey and start fortifying medbay

Oh fuck I was that shitgrey, the spear MISSED

lntigracy · Post by **lntigracy** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 4:55 pm #266907

Shitposting.

rumblystubble · Tue Mar 14, 2017 1:42 am

Captains who give out medals.

cedarbridge · Post by **cedarbridge** » Wed Mar 15, 2017 8:32 pm #268087

https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic ... 64#p268064
This. My MD is usually a callous asshole of dude, but it always warms my heart to see people I treat cured and survive contact with whatever they had when I found them.

Post by **Armhulen** » Wed Mar 15, 2017 8:39 pm #268096

cedarbridge wrote:https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic ... 64#p268064
This. My MD is usually a callous asshole of dude, but it always warms my heart to see people I treat cured and survive contact with whatever they had when I found them.

I went on to recall the shuttle and kill a lot of people with an emagged borg (INCLUDING THE ROGUE AI, THANKSVERYMUCH) along with hijacking the shuttle with a lizard janitor

cedarbridge · Post by **cedarbridge** » Wed Mar 15, 2017 8:43 pm #268097

Armhulen wrote:
cedarbridge wrote:https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic ... 64#p268064
This. My MD is usually a callous asshole of dude, but it always warms my heart to see people I treat cured and survive contact with whatever they had when I found them.
I went on to recall the shuttle and kill a lot of people with an emagged borg (INCLUDING THE ROGUE AI, THANKSVERYMUCH) along with hijacking the shuttle with a lizard janitor

The rogue AI made the viro issue even harder so that makes me even happier.

MimicFaux · Post by **MimicFaux** » Tue Mar 28, 2017 4:42 am #273878

When someone recognizes you from /TG/ on another server.
You know my name

Post by **Armhulen** » Tue Mar 28, 2017 5:36 am #273883

MimicFaux wrote:When someone recognizes you from /TG/ on another server.
You know my name

>found bman on the lifeweb discord

hmmmmmmmmm

lntigracy · Post by **lntigracy** » Tue Mar 28, 2017 6:52 am #273889

Nothing.

MimicFaux · Post by **MimicFaux** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 9:26 pm #281131

When your shenanigans go well and get unexpected little gems like this.
http://prnt.sc/enjjvf

Nilons · Post by **Nilons** » Sun Apr 16, 2017 2:56 am #281270

When you arrive on station late as fuck as a plasmaman and the xenos just take you to their home on the escape shuttle and let you hang out.

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Sun Apr 16, 2017 4:22 pm #281387

Nilons wrote:When you arrive on station late as fuck as a plasmaman and the xenos just take you to their home on the escape shuttle and let you hang out.

Can plasmamen not be facehugged?

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Sun Apr 16, 2017 4:52 pm #281401

Well, you have to take off their helmet I believe and since plasmamen catch fire if they lose their helmets, it's generally not in a xeno's best interest to mess around with plasmamen if they can help it.

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Sun Apr 16, 2017 4:55 pm #281403

I figured as much, just wasn't sure if they had similar organs/whatever to humans

cedarbridge · Post by **cedarbridge** » Sun Apr 16, 2017 5:09 pm #281408

Qbopper wrote:I figured as much, just wasn't sure if they had similar organs/whatever to humans

Theoretically ideally you could harvest and implant their lungs I guess.

MimicFaux · Post by **MimicFaux** » Thu May 18, 2017 12:15 am #295302

Once upon a time, I was clowning around as Head of Silliness and managed to befriend the Head of Security with my antics. A partnership was formed and HoS and HoS patrolled around the station together looking for "Unfunny criminals"
At some point we get a rollerbed I was dragged around on so I could banter and joke while the HoS did real police work.

Admin plays BananaPhone.ogg

I probably would have rolled my eyes and turned off sounds had I been playing any other job, but as a clown? I was positively ecstatic. I jumped off the bed and started prancing around, gleefully shouting lyrics.

This is when the traitor we had been stalking lept out of maintenance and stunned the HoS, dragging him slowly off into maintenance, alternating between extinguisher strikes and restunning. The HoS was crying out "Oh god! Clown! Save me! Clown! Help!" I was all of five tiles away. Still way to caught up in the song to even notice.

I still chuckle remembering that incident.

tacolizard · Post by **tacolizard** » Thu May 18, 2017 3:59 pm #295529

interrogating people and using the tape recorder as evidence.

believe it or not I've had multiple instances where a tape-recorded conversation got someone jailed.

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Thu May 18, 2017 5:15 pm #295557

The change to SMES inputs. No more do I need to wire in the solars and waste my wires.

Limski · Post by **Limski** » Thu May 18, 2017 5:19 pm #295558

Funny clowns

Post by **Togopal** » Thu May 18, 2017 5:20 pm #295561

Limski wrote:Funny clowns

Nonexistant

Limey · Post by **Limey** » Thu May 18, 2017 5:57 pm #295577

Togopal wrote:
Limski wrote:Funny clowns
Nonexistant

Maybe you should stop playing clown then

Post by **Togopal** » Thu May 18, 2017 6:02 pm #295581

Limey wrote:
Togopal wrote:
Limski wrote:Funny clowns
Nonexistant
Maybe you should stop playing clown then

Maybe you should get a haircut

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Thu May 18, 2017 7:51 pm #295670

Togopal wrote:
Limski wrote:Funny clowns
Nonexistant

play when bgo is on

Post by **Armhulen** » Thu May 18, 2017 7:52 pm #295671

Qbopper wrote:
Togopal wrote:
Limski wrote:Funny clowns
Nonexistant
play when bgo is on

Nonexistant

Post by **Togopal** » Thu May 18, 2017 7:55 pm #295677

Qbopper wrote:
Togopal wrote:
Limski wrote:Funny clowns
Nonexistant
play when bgo is on

Bgo is a clown no matter what role they take

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Thu May 18, 2017 8:17 pm #295702

Armhulen wrote:
Qbopper wrote:
Togopal wrote:
Limski wrote:Funny clowns
Nonexistant
play when bgo is on
Nonexistant

it's true

Reyn · Post by **Reyn** » Thu May 18, 2017 10:31 pm #295835

Being relevant to the round

Nilons · Post by **Nilons** » Thu May 18, 2017 10:32 pm #295837

When I play captain and interact with the crew a lot and after the round a bunch of people say how much they liked the captain in ooc

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Thu May 18, 2017 10:50 pm #295853

when I make a PR and it's only trashed by one or two people

Post by **oranges** » Thu May 18, 2017 11:49 pm #295943

When I close a PR for being stale

Post by **Armhulen** » Fri May 19, 2017 12:17 am #295977

Oranges wrote:When I close a PR

fixed

Limey · Post by **Limey** » Fri May 19, 2017 2:55 am #296080

when cult gets their shit together and actually work towards summoning daddy

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Fri May 19, 2017 6:37 am #296163

Limey wrote:when cult gets their shit together and actually work towards summoning daddy

but daddy is rat whore
nar-nar is mommy

Limey · Post by **Limey** » Sat May 20, 2017 8:47 am #296537

DemonFiren wrote:
Limey wrote:when cult gets their shit together and actually work towards summoning daddy
but daddy is rat whore
nar-nar is mommy

Well I was referring to Ratty

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sun May 21, 2017 3:59 pm #296924

but that's not cult
that's cuck cult

SpaceInaba · Post by **SpaceInaba** » Sun May 21, 2017 5:27 pm #296943

when i scan for prints and after i dunk on the guy he's got exactly what i suspected he stole

BeeSting12 · Post by **BeeSting12** » Sun May 21, 2017 8:40 pm #297015

when someone's being an ass, i dunk them as security, get bwoinked, and the admin bans them instead of me. it occasionally happens and it's my favorite thing ever. (like that guy who i killed, he got admin respawned because it wasn't valid, and he metagriefed me so the admin banned him after I killed him)

Limski · Post by **Limski** » Mon May 29, 2017 11:24 am #300136

Catgirl players

Septavius · Post by **Septavius** » Mon May 29, 2017 12:52 pm #300149

conflict in general, it feeds me.

Digdugxx · Post by **Digdugxx** » Mon May 29, 2017 2:36 pm #300161

Reyn · Post by **Reyn** » Mon May 29, 2017 10:36 pm #300349

Running around the station yelling DEUS VULT as the chaplain

cedarbridge · Post by **cedarbridge** » Tue May 30, 2017 4:42 am #300451

Limski wrote:Catgirl players

The only tolerable cargirl players are the ones who manage to be just the right level of stupid and naive without being obnoxious.

Post by **Armhulen** » Tue May 30, 2017 6:23 pm #301071

cedarbridge wrote:
Limski wrote:Catgirl players
The only tolerable cargirl players are the ones who manage to be just the right level of lewd without being banned.

fixed!

tacolizard · Post by **tacolizard** » Tue May 30, 2017 6:25 pm #301073

when a trial happens without any bombs

tacolizard · Post by **tacolizard** » Tue May 30, 2017 6:26 pm #301074

also

when a trial happens without shitheads screaming over the proceedings trying to make people laugh

tacolizard · Post by **tacolizard** » Tue May 30, 2017 6:27 pm #301075

Doctor Pork wrote:
Anonmare wrote:>tfw you're an antag and some fool tries to step up to you
>Feel content in the knowledge you're in the clear to exercise your girff license to kill them
>be traitor chaplain
>captain requests i report to bridge immediately
>oh shit
>gives secret mission to disrupt science as much as possible
>go into science and start just fucking everything up like a non-scientist would in a workplace
>scientist steps to me
>"get out no moonlighting"
>no moonlighting
>MOOOOOONLIGHTING
>revvingchainsword.webm
>Murder the heck out of moonlighting memer
>sec comes
>say the guy is a ling
>tell them about secret mission
>they radio cap and cap clears it
>totally get away with murdering a guy in cold blood
>he was a traitor

felt so heckin good i fricken tell you what

how are you an admin

Limski · Post by **Limski** » Tue May 30, 2017 6:28 pm #301076

tacolizard wrote:when a trial happens

Fixed