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Saegrimr · Post by **Saegrimr** » Fri Dec 09, 2016 2:07 am #233707

Bottom post of the previous page:

This thread is the gift that keeps on shitting.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Fri Dec 09, 2016 2:13 am #233709

ThanatosRa wrote: something you also fail at
ok

I have trouble believing you with all these fucking views my dude.
I bump this thread with a single "Hey fuck you too buddy" and look at it spring back to life.

TheColdTurtle · Fri Dec 09, 2016 2:35 am

Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, citadel station is two blocks down

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Fri Dec 09, 2016 2:37 am #233715

Timbrewolf wrote:
ThanatosRa wrote: something you also fail at
ok
I have trouble believing you with all these fucking views my dude.
I bump this thread with a single "Hey fuck you too buddy" and look at it spring back to life.

>implying people dont just come here to look at the newest shitpost

sen-pie i bumped the thread

by the way does anyone have any news on jeff? is he banned from goof yet?

Quanti · Post by **Quanti** » Fri Dec 09, 2016 3:11 am #233725

Saegrimr wrote:This thread is the gift that keeps on shitting.

The autism levels just keep on increasing and I hope it never ends.

Fri Dec 09, 2016 3:11 am

TheColdTurtle wrote:Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, citadel station is two blocks down

FUCK YOU

TheColdTurtle · Fri Dec 09, 2016 3:17 am

PKPenguin321 wrote:
TheColdTurtle wrote:Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, citadel station is two blocks down
FUCK YOU

ah fuck you penguin head. Maybe you and I should settle it right now in the dome if you think your that robust

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Fri Dec 09, 2016 3:37 am #233740

Deitus wrote: >implying people dont just come here to look at the newest shitpost

sen-pie i bumped the thread

by the way does anyone have any news on jeff? is he banned from goof yet?

Look at you, you respond to my post and then try to cover for yourself with a pointless question.
Like you didn't just prove my point exactly.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Fri Dec 09, 2016 3:30 pm #233809

Saegrimr wrote:This thread is the gift that keeps on shitting.

That Japanese masturbator you asked your mom to get you for your birthday is the gift that keeps on receiving.

Doctor Pork · Post by **Doctor Pork** » Fri Dec 09, 2016 8:26 pm #233856

Saegrimr wrote:This thread is the gift that keeps on shitting.

capi duffman · Fri Dec 09, 2016 10:26 pm

Doctor Pork wrote:
Saegrimr wrote:This thread is the gift that keeps on shitting.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Fri Dec 09, 2016 11:16 pm #233877

capi duffman wrote:
Doctor Pork wrote:
Saegrimr wrote:This thread is the gift that keeps on shitting.

Post by **Armhulen** » Sat Dec 10, 2016 2:23 am #233919

Deitus wrote:
capi duffman wrote:
Doctor Pork wrote:
Saegrimr wrote:poasting in epic bread.

Post by **oranges** » Sat Dec 10, 2016 9:23 am #233995

include me in the second screencap

Haevacht · Post by **Haevacht** » Sun Dec 11, 2016 3:15 pm #234311

Timbrewolf wrote:
Saegrimr wrote:This thread is the gift that keeps on shitting.
That Japanese masturbator you asked your mom to get you for your birthday is the gift that keeps on receiving.

What.

This implies that there is a living japanese person who has the job to masturbate. And keeps recieving? Who gets people as gifts.

I think you meant to say mastubatory aid, or just fleshlight.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sun Dec 11, 2016 3:53 pm #234332

Nope.

I was going to dig up some ad copy to show you you're wrong but instead I found this:

A cum powered robot that Danowar didn't have to pay someone else to draw?

Spoiler:

TheColdTurtle · Sun Dec 11, 2016 3:54 pm

Savage

Haevacht · Post by **Haevacht** » Sun Dec 11, 2016 3:57 pm #234335

Huh.
Learn new shit everyday, today it's that mastubatory aids can be referred to as mastubators also robots are used to advertise them.

Neat.

danno · Post by **danno** » Sun Dec 11, 2016 4:18 pm #234345

tenga moneyyyyyyyy boyssssssssssssssssss

Sun Dec 11, 2016 9:06 pm

Timbrewolf wrote:Nope.

I was going to dig up some ad copy to show you you're wrong but instead I found this:

A cum powered robot that Danowar didn't have to pay someone else to draw?

Spoiler:
Tenga (Japanese: テンガ?) is a Japanese brand of masturbation aids by the company of the same name. Masturbation aids (masturbators), personal lubricants, and other related products are sold under this brand.

this post is pretty good.

Danowar · Post by **Danowar** » Sun Dec 11, 2016 9:25 pm #234489

Timbrewolf wrote:Nope.

I was going to dig up some ad copy to show you you're wrong but instead I found this:

A cum powered robot that Danowar didn't have to pay someone else to draw?

Spoiler:
Tenga (Japanese: テンガ?) is a Japanese brand of masturbation aids by the company of the same name. Masturbation aids (masturbators), personal lubricants, and other related products are sold under this brand.

I actually had a tenga fliphole at one point. They're pretty nice, but the soft silicon sleeve wears out fairly quickly. The artist that did the secborg lewds for me was also familiar with Tenga, and he used their designs for his latest secborg pic.

NSFW:

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Mon Dec 12, 2016 10:48 pm #234816

Timbrewolf wrote:
ThanatosRa wrote: something you also fail at
ok
I have trouble believing you with all these fucking views my dude.
I bump this thread with a single "Hey fuck you too buddy" and look at it spring back to life.

ok

Incomptinence · Tue Dec 13, 2016 1:51 am

Doctor Pork · Post by **Doctor Pork** » Tue Dec 13, 2016 7:03 am #234944

Timbrewolf wrote:Nope.

I was going to dig up some ad copy to show you you're wrong but instead I found this:

A cum powered robot that Danowar didn't have to pay someone else to draw?

Spoiler:
Tenga (Japanese: テンガ?) is a Japanese brand of masturbation aids by the company of the same name. Masturbation aids (masturbators), personal lubricants, and other related products are sold under this brand.

5 Card Post. Would bump again.

Saegrimr · Post by **Saegrimr** » Tue Dec 13, 2016 8:14 am #234951

CosmicScientist wrote:I can't tell if that robot has a boner

It's the cockpit.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Wed Dec 14, 2016 8:36 pm #235385

Saegrimr wrote:
CosmicScientist wrote:I can't tell if that robot has a boner
It's the cockpit.

Doctor Pork · Tue Dec 20, 2016 12:39 am

Saegrimr wrote:
CosmicScientist wrote:I can't tell if that robot has a boner
It's the cockpit.

Quality post.

Whoisthere · Post by **Whoisthere** » Wed Dec 28, 2016 11:08 am #239100

i don't care you fucking cunt. you look like an inbred mother of two that is waiting for her welfare benefits to arrive in the mail so she can get that gender change she has always wanted. you probably love Satan and for that you will go to hell for the rest of eternity, and your punishment will be that you have to give eternal blowjobs to abominations that have once walked the planet, such as bronies, bernie sanders, al sharpton and johnny manziel. i bet you guzzle cum better than the best hooker south of the Mississippi river. you look like that nigga Sid from Ice Age that happens to be riding a BBC. one day you're going to wake up and go to work and get the promotion you've been waiting for, celebrate your birthday, and get in good terms with the office manager, only to come home to see me doggy styling your mediocre-looking wife. go slurp on Hillary Clinton's enormous clit, fuckass.

News flash, you are nobody. You are worthless. You contribute nothing to this site, to the subculture, and you are a virus upon those who do thanks to your venomous demeanour.
You can judge when your opinion matters

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:32 pm #248468

Whoisthere wrote:i don't care you fucking cunt. you look like an inbred mother of two that is waiting for her welfare benefits to arrive in the mail so she can get that gender change she has always wanted. you probably love Satan and for that you will go to hell for the rest of eternity, and your punishment will be that you have to give eternal blowjobs to abominations that have once walked the planet, such as bronies, bernie sanders, al sharpton and johnny manziel. i bet you guzzle cum better than the best hooker south of the Mississippi river. you look like that nigga Sid from Ice Age that happens to be riding a BBC. one day you're going to wake up and go to work and get the promotion you've been waiting for, celebrate your birthday, and get in good terms with the office manager, only to come home to see me doggy styling your mediocre-looking wife. go slurp on Hillary Clinton's enormous clit, fuckass.

News flash, you are nobody. You are worthless. You contribute nothing to this site, to the subculture, and you are a virus upon those who do thanks to your venomous demeanour.
You can judge when your opinion matters

OwO whats this?

Cherrypone · Post by **Cherrypone** » Sun Apr 16, 2017 9:00 pm #281500

i agree with some of your stuff in the top section but also some of it is retarded and reading your description of why you got banned just makes everything else moot
>people are taking the memes too far!
>says shit like cucked, takes over the fucking station with a metafriend, admits to letting someone he's in comms with out of the game change his lawset to antimov as a borg so he can get revenge on someone

Seriously I was actually agreeing with you on some degree until I saw that part and realised you're actually fucking retarded.

And yes i know he's not really going to see this probably but saying you/your etc is easier so im not changing it, just wanted to add onto this for the hell of it I guess

Haevacht · Post by **Haevacht** » Thu Apr 20, 2017 4:54 pm #283376

Cherrypone wrote:i agree with some of your stuff in the top section but also some of it is retarded and reading your description of why you got banned just makes everything else moot
>people are taking the memes too far!
>says shit like cucked, takes over the fucking station with a metafriend, admits to letting someone he's in comms with out of the game change his lawset to antimov as a borg so he can get revenge on someone

Seriously I was actually agreeing with you on some degree until I saw that part and realised you're actually fucking retarded.

And yes i know he's not really going to see this probably but saying you/your etc is easier so im not changing it, just wanted to add onto this for the hell of it I guess

stop necroing threads

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Thu Apr 20, 2017 5:41 pm #283401

Seriously why the sweet christ would you attempt to strike up a conversation with someone who left in a huff literally six fucking months ago? Do you think he is going to read your post and respond to it? Do you think he still reads these forums?

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Thu Apr 20, 2017 5:44 pm #283402

Cherrypone wrote:i agree with some of your stuff in the top section but also some of it is retarded and reading your description of why you got banned just makes everything else moot
>people are taking the memes too far!
>says shit like cucked, takes over the fucking station with a metafriend, admits to letting someone he's in comms with out of the game change his lawset to antimov as a borg so he can get revenge on someone

Seriously I was actually agreeing with you on some degree until I saw that part and realised you're actually fucking retarded.

And yes i know he's not really going to see this probably but saying you/your etc is easier so im not changing it, just wanted to add onto this for the hell of it I guess

Put this horse in the shed

Post by **oranges** » Thu Apr 20, 2017 10:50 pm #283579

Some people will go to any lengths for attention, like when Anonmare did a live strip cam on the discord

calzilla1 · Post by **calzilla1** » Thu Apr 20, 2017 10:52 pm #283581

oranges wrote:Some people will go to any lengths for attention, like when Anonmare did a live strip cam on the discord

Things that didn't happen: the post

Doctor Pork · Post by **Doctor Pork** » Sat Aug 26, 2017 9:16 pm #330691

Wyzack wrote:Seriously why the sweet christ would you attempt to strike up a conversation with someone who left in a huff literally six fucking months ago? Do you think he is going to read your post and respond to it? Do you think he still reads these forums?

I mean he does. You can see when they last visited in their profile.

Byosfeer is with us more likely than you think.

Nilons · Post by **Nilons** » Sat Aug 26, 2017 9:20 pm #330697

>tfw you will never be this anally aggravated or cheek chapped

It brings a tear to my eye

Doctor Pork · Post by **Doctor Pork** » Sat Aug 26, 2017 9:25 pm #330698

Nilons wrote:>tfw you will never be this anally aggravated or cheek chapped

It brings a tear to my eye

pooper pickled

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Sat Aug 26, 2017 9:27 pm #330701

oranges wrote:Some people will go to any lengths for attention, like when Anonmare did a live strip cam on the discord

dele this now before I have MSO do it

Nilons · Post by **Nilons** » Sat Aug 26, 2017 9:28 pm #330702

Doctor Pork wrote:
Nilons wrote:>tfw you will never be this anally aggravated or cheek chapped

It brings a tear to my eye
pooper pickled

rump rustled

Jacough · Post by **Jacough** » Sun Aug 27, 2017 1:11 am #330820

byosfeer wrote:Yeah, uh, goodbye. Sorry for triggering you, pal.
I don't really plan on coming back anyway because of people like you. Thanks for the well wishes, and thanks for proving my point, you literally retard.

Several months later

https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic ... 34&t=12672

???

Post by **Armhulen** » Sun Aug 27, 2017 1:15 am #330822

Jacough wrote:
byosfeer wrote:Yeah, uh, goodbye. Sorry for triggering you, pal.
I don't really plan on coming back anyway because of people like you. Thanks for the well wishes, and thanks for proving my point, you literally retard.
Several months later

https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic ... 34&t=12672

???

you literally retard he was just joshing ya!

ABearInTheWoods · Sun Aug 27, 2017 6:15 am

That feel when you backpedal so hard you blank out your post so the host has to revert that and lock edits

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Sun Aug 27, 2017 7:01 am #330884

MrStonedOne wrote:That feel when you backpedal so hard you blank out your post so the host has to revert that and lock edits

POST WHAT HE EDITED IT TO FAM

Doctor Pork · Post by **Doctor Pork** » Sun Aug 27, 2017 3:40 pm #330938

Deitus wrote:
MrStonedOne wrote:That feel when you backpedal so hard you blank out your post so the host has to revert that and lock edits
POST WHAT HE EDITED IT TO FAM

he really just edited it to a blank post

0 finesse low effort meme

John_Oxford · Post by **John_Oxford** » Sun Aug 27, 2017 7:18 pm #330987

cease

huehuehue · Post by **huehuehue** » Sun Sep 03, 2017 10:42 pm #333602

i just have to say this

fucking w e w lad

alright
i said it
now to fuck off and be autistic
https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=ht ... mrc&uact=8