Last round was the most memorable one I've ever had.
>be me
>sybil
>cmo
>fuck my WoW sub is expired and I just realized I need to renew it
>set stuff up, make lazy suit sensor announcement
>hide in locker and renew my sub
>have to resist out because apparently you can't unlock it from inside
>standard doctor things for a while
>suddenly a doctor comes in with a locker
>meaty ores hit
>prisoner in perma uniform comes sprinting in screaming for help
>talk to him
>he's the HoP, apparently the hos and warden went rogue and gulagged him for minor crime
>start giving him plastic surgery
>lizard walks in with a closet full o' alien organs
>asks me to implant them
>put a doctor on it; the hop is now Elliot Rogers
>I bring him into the medbay storage and get him a doctor getup
>he thanks me profusely
>feel good for having kept someone in the round
>head back over to surgery
>alien weeds and eggs with loves-the-lizards standing in the middle of it
>uhh
>"it's ok, CMO, I'll keep them safe"
>"okay"
>make an announcement
>walk out of my office
>loves is dragging off a facehugged guy
>well that didn't last long
>snag a bio hood and charge in
>with the help of the CE, capture and kill loves
>the CE is infected
>the doctors are infected
>there's at least six infected people and I'm the only healthy surgeon
>here goes
>spend the next few minutes getting larvae out, eventually we get them all but have to do more thanks to some errant facehuggers
>one guy popped, but we got the larva
>mission accomplished!
>clean up medbay and praise the crew for their work
>host a celebratory blood drive, and two generous donors give blood (shoutout to the librarian and cargo tech)
>also I should mention that there's been ayyliens running around this entire round
>scientist walks in asking for implants
>long story short, I end up severing her arm
>warden does it for me, graciously accepts my apology
>scientist walks out happy
>chemist comes in
>an errant facehugger got him, he wants me to delarva him
>easy
>start doing surgery
>something's in the vents?
>A HUNTER FUCKING BURSTS OUT OF THE VENTS
>SLAMS A FACEHUGGER ON THE CHEMIST AND CHARGES ME
>I DON'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO MOVE BEFORE I'M DOWN
>eats the chemist, kills me, and stuffs me in a locker
>ventcrawls away
>holy shit that's literally like something out of Alien
>not even mad
>find the hive
>it's MASSIVE, hidden in engi maint
>they've killed everyone who's found it
>guess the larva didn't die after all
>I have my suit sensors on
>pray someone finds me
>eventually return to my body
>nicholas barnes, a doctor, has me
>this man has done so much this shift
>starts cutting my stomach open before he clones me
>suddenly
>AYYLIENS TELEPORT IN
>NICHOLAS GOES DOWN
>says "I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR SHIT" but the agent isn't having any of it
>they retrieve both him and me
>nicholas vanishes somehow but I'm still there
>they put a plasma gland in me and shove my body on a bed while they debate what to do next
>ever closer to bursting
>ever closer
>the plasma gland goes off and fills the shuttle with plasma
>team takes the time to mention the sparkly shuttle
>ever
>fucking
>closer
>they put me in the teleporter pod and subsequently forget about me
>excellent
>I pop
>larva runs around, confused
>oh, but they'll just k-
>NOPE
>MY POPPING SPRAYED SPARKS
>THE PLASMA IS LIT
>IT'S LIT FAM
>ENTIRE UFO INSTANTLY ON FIRE
>AYYLIENS RUNNING AROUND LIKE CHICKENS WITH THEIR HEADS CUT OFF
>LARVA IS SCREAMING
>ALIENS ARE SCREAMING
>DEADCHAT IS SCREAMING
>EVERYTHING IS SCREAMING
>aliens burn to death
>go nuts in deadchat
>decide that's enough SS13 for now and disconnect
>5 mins later, hop back on
>instantly become a larva
>nicholas is nearby
>whisper him "i'm sorry, all you've done, you don't deserve this fate"
>the shuttle is called by this point
>there are zero survivors on the station that aren't hugged or being hunted
>oh also there's someone in a phazon that's part of us
>calls himself the alien king
>w/e
>evolve into a drone and queenie makes me her praetorian
>then
>BEES
>BEES IN THE HIVE
>A BEE
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>HIVECHAT GOES INSANE, ENTIRE ALIEN FORCE RUSHING TO HIVE
>OH GOD IT'S CHASING THE QUEEN SOMEONE STOP IT
>LARVA SCREECHING FOR CHICKEN TENDIES
>
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
>joke gets stale and we kill the bee
>shuttle arrives
>we all board
>start whispering All Star to a facehugged person lying on the ground
>wait
>i'm second in command
>VICTORY SCREECH ON THREE
>count down
>shuttle immediately filled with the deafening deathgasps of an entire hive
>today was a good day
>shuttle arrives
>victory screech at centcom until the round ends