Things that bring you joy

InsaneHyena · Post by **InsaneHyena** » Sun Mar 05, 2017 2:42 am #263730

Bottom post of the previous page:

Speaking of revenge and being a cook, once I've played a clown called Ronald McDonald. I cooked my enemies into burgers and served them to spessmen.

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Sun Mar 05, 2017 4:28 am #263756

>tfw you're an antag and some fool tries to step up to you
>Feel content in the knowledge you're in the clear to exercise your girff license to kill them

cedarbridge · Post by **cedarbridge** » Sun Mar 05, 2017 6:42 am #263785

Anonmare wrote:>tfw you're an antag and some fool tries to step up to you
>Feel content in the knowledge you're in the clear to exercise your girff license to kill them

I like the variant of "good guy" traitor
>fucking around doing his department job
>some shitbird starts causing trouble in and around the department
>revolver them in the face
>bystanders don't care
>He was a shitter anyway. Thanks RD.

Luke Cox · Post by **Luke Cox** » Sun Mar 05, 2017 7:15 am #263791

Successfully holding grandiose public executions as HoS
Dismembering greyshirts with the sabre as Captain

Sun Mar 05, 2017 7:20 am

Luke Cox wrote:Successfully holding grandiose public executions as HoS
Dismembering greyshirts with the sabre as Captain

Having one arm, disarming the captain and dismembering him with his saber

Luke Cox · Post by **Luke Cox** » Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:03 am #263810

PKPenguin321 wrote:
Luke Cox wrote:Successfully holding grandiose public executions as HoS
Dismembering greyshirts with the sabre as Captain
Having one arm, disarming the captain and dismembering him with his saber

Calling down the unholy wrath of the redtide upon the hapless peasant and removing his remaining three limbs as captain

InsaneHyena · Post by **InsaneHyena** » Sun Mar 05, 2017 3:19 pm #263837

It's strange, I know, but I'm much better at disguising as a traitor (or even sometimes nonantag) than as a changeling.
>tfw talking with people actively searching for you to kill you without them suspecting a thing. "I think I've seen that guy in medbay two minutes ago!"
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MimicFaux · Post by **MimicFaux** » Sun Mar 05, 2017 5:42 pm #263879

Bloodless hijacks.
(The best I've witnessed to date was disabled escape airlock into telescience into the cockpit + quick launch)

Post by **Fatal** » Sun Mar 05, 2017 5:53 pm #263883

When people reward you for the effort you put into something rather than being a grifflord to ruin your day

Recently, HoP was being all red-tape and denying everything without stamps to everyone

Walk up to HoP line with fancy paperwork asking for promotion to Assistant Head of Personnel

Get it simply for the fact he appreciated the cool shiny paperwork

I was lizard too

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Sun Mar 05, 2017 6:41 pm #263902

cedarbridge wrote:
Anonmare wrote:>tfw you're an antag and some fool tries to step up to you
>Feel content in the knowledge you're in the clear to exercise your girff license to kill them
I like the variant of "good guy" traitor
>fucking around doing his department job
>some shitbird starts causing trouble in and around the department
>revolver them in the face
>bystanders don't care
>He was a imperfect person playing an imperfect game anyway. Thanks RD.

I've only done this once but it was fucking incredible

I know a lot of people like to shit on friendly antags (I won't defend friendly wizards though, fuck that shit) but I think it makes the rounds more interesting, especially since there's that danger of them backstabbing you later on

XDTM · Post by **XDTM** » Sun Mar 05, 2017 6:43 pm #263906

Getting hold of a dead head of staff as a rev, disguising as them with genetics, and slipping past all the lines of defense to get to the other heads, then shooting them in the back.

Xhuis · Post by **Xhuis** » Mon Mar 06, 2017 12:07 am #263990

MimicFaux wrote:Bloodless hijacks.
(The best I've witnessed to date was disabled escape airlock into telescience into the cockpit + quick launch)

Because I suck I always do this if I need to hijack. Typically, some signalers, the bolt wire, and an emag are all I need. I've done it I think four times now, and the only time people got on was when the powergaming atmos tech had his hardsuit and a fire axe, which I stole and massacred everyone with anyway.

One Seven One · Mon Mar 06, 2017 12:21 am

People using the corkboards.
I was a head of Personnel and visited a few departments.
Engineering had a list of the wires and what they did on theirs.
Security had a note saying they were canceling Donut Day.
Science had a science question posted on theirs and anyone who got it right would have gotten a prize.

Doctors who heal anyone and everyone.
Even traitors.

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Mon Mar 06, 2017 1:24 am #264004

One Seven One wrote:People using the corkboards.
I was a head of Personnel and visited a few departments.
Engineering had a list of the wires and what they did on theirs.
Security had a note saying they were canceling Donut Day.
Science had a science question posted on theirs and anyone who got it right would have gotten a prize.

which server was this on because it sure as fuck wasn't ours

dannnnnnnnnnnnnno · Mon Mar 06, 2017 1:31 am

One Seven One · Mon Mar 06, 2017 3:08 am

bandit wrote:
One Seven One wrote:People using the corkboards.
I was a head of Personnel and visited a few departments.
Engineering had a list of the wires and what they did on theirs.
Security had a note saying they were canceling Donut Day.
Science had a science question posted on theirs and anyone who got it right would have gotten a prize.
which server was this on because it sure as fuck wasn't ours

Sybil!
Back before Basil became more popular.

cedarbridge · Post by **cedarbridge** » Mon Mar 06, 2017 4:11 am #264045

One Seven One wrote:
bandit wrote:
One Seven One wrote:People using the corkboards.
I was a head of Personnel and visited a few departments.
Engineering had a list of the wires and what they did on theirs.
Security had a note saying they were canceling Donut Day.
Science had a science question posted on theirs and anyone who got it right would have gotten a prize.
which server was this on because it sure as fuck wasn't ours
Sybil!
Back before Basil became more popular.

I don't think I've even seen a corkboard

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Mon Mar 06, 2017 5:04 am #264065

the notice boards on the walls of most departments most people forget are there

Remie Richards · Mon Mar 06, 2017 9:53 am

Anonmare wrote:>tfw you're an antag and some fool tries to step up to you
>Feel content in the knowledge you're in the clear to exercise your girff license to kill them

I did this once, except we were both antags.
Tator pulled out his esword on me in maint but I was a ling so I killed him, handed his body in and got promoted to HoP.
Nobody knew a damn thing except me and the body.

calzilla1 · Post by **calzilla1** » Mon Mar 06, 2017 7:06 pm #264255

I don't get the imperfect person playing an imperfect game meme

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Mar 06, 2017 7:19 pm #264262

MimicFaux wrote:Bloodless hijacks.
(The best I've witnessed to date was disabled escape airlock into telescience into the cockpit + quick launch)

The best I remember involved lizard metafriendships, arpee, and a really shitty captain.
And a backup plan to flood plasma because you know, you never know.

InsaneHyena · Post by **InsaneHyena** » Mon Mar 06, 2017 7:41 pm #264274

calzilla1 wrote:I don't get the imperfect person playing an imperfect game meme

It's the word filter.

calzilla1 · Post by **calzilla1** » Mon Mar 06, 2017 10:35 pm #264348

InsaneHyena wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:I don't get the imperfect person playing an imperfect game meme
It's the word filter.

These word filters are now fucking with ban appeals, when can we remove them and start banning mods?

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Mar 06, 2017 10:51 pm #264355

just ban mso

oh wait

Post by **Armhulen** » Mon Mar 06, 2017 10:52 pm #264356

calzilla1 wrote:
InsaneHyena wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:I don't get the imperfect person playing an imperfect game meme
It's the word filter.
These word filters are now fucking with ban appeals, when can we remove them and start banning mods?

ban mods? sure!

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Mon Mar 06, 2017 10:54 pm

InsaneHyena wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:I don't get the imperfect person playing an imperfect game meme
It's the word filter.

i actually dont know what its a filter of
greytider? nope

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Mon Mar 06, 2017 10:54 pm #264358

saving borg lives and giving people augmentations for the glorious cyborg space future

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Mon Mar 06, 2017 10:57 pm #264359

imperfect meme phrase is a filter to the word S H I T T E R i think. Also they really should be disabled in the FNR boards, i really thought that one ban was for minor IC crime

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Mar 06, 2017 11:03 pm #264368

imperfect wordfilter on an imperfect forum

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Tue Mar 07, 2017 7:13 pm #264700

Armhulen wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:
InsaneHyena wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:I don't get the imperfect person playing an imperfect game meme
It's the word filter.
These word filters are now fucking with ban appeals, when can we remove them and start banning mods?
ban mods? sure!

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

nice try this post was not edited

Post by **Armhulen** » Tue Mar 07, 2017 9:03 pm #264748

bandit wrote:
Armhulen wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:
InsaneHyena wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:I don't get the imperfect person playing an imperfect game meme
It's the word filter.
These word filters are now fucking with ban appeals, when can we remove them and start banning mods?
ban mods? sure!

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
nice try this post was not edited

Imperfect poster posting in an imperfect forum

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Tue Mar 07, 2017 9:53 pm #264764

Shitter hugbox tbqh

Aww they removed the hug box filter

Bluespace · Post by **Bluespace** » Wed Mar 08, 2017 4:28 am #264886

Being a changeling cop
Arrest some guy in maint using tentacles and making sure to flash my arm blade and make it obvious I'm a ling
Brig him without harming him
He's screaming like a mad chimp about me being a ling
Nobody believes him
Doesn't leave his department for the rest of the round

It's a beautiful thing, fear

InsaneHyena · Post by **InsaneHyena** » Wed Mar 08, 2017 4:49 am #264892

> Security has been infiltrated by shapeshifting monsters! You have to believe me! I'm not crazy!

Okand37 · Post by **Okand37** » Wed Mar 08, 2017 5:10 am #264896

People having fun with each other and not at the expense of each other.
Science helping the rest of the station out.
Being fashionable.

Munchlax · Post by **Munchlax** » Wed Mar 08, 2017 6:07 am #264903

people actually closing goddam security lockers

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed Mar 08, 2017 10:00 am #264929

People actually locking goddamn security lockers.

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Wed Mar 08, 2017 5:08 pm #264991

DemonFiren wrote:People actually locking goddamn security lockers.

Alt click is a beautiful thing

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Wed Mar 08, 2017 5:16 pm #265003

>tfw taken to going to security as a cyborg for the express purpose of cleaning up after them and locking their lockers

cedarbridge · Post by **cedarbridge** » Wed Mar 08, 2017 7:13 pm #265042

Watching a medical doctor run out of medbay in full ERT clothing with a defib as soon as a bomb goes off or something yells "Ops"

Watching science cooperating with medbay to build extra sleepers near the site of a blob

Creative placement of emitters. A whole battery of emitters vs. approaching revs is a thing to behold.

BeeSting12 · Post by **BeeSting12** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 2:00 am #265133

CosmicScientist wrote:
Anonmare wrote:>tfw taken to going to security as a cyborg for the express purpose of cleaning up after them and locking their lockers
Aw that's kind of sweet in a you're willing to be a caretaker for challenged individuals when even their taskmaster caretakers (Warden/HoS) aren't doing the job.

at roundstart as HoS i wait lock the lockers behind my officers

MrEousTranger · Thu Mar 09, 2017 3:01 am

Solving a case using good old fashion detective skills.

Feels good.

cedarbridge · Post by **cedarbridge** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 3:05 am #265140

Monologueing to myself as detective.

Post by **Armhulen** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 5:16 am #265155

If you aren't monologing an arrest before you cuff the criminal you should stop playing detective

cedarbridge · Post by **cedarbridge** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 5:37 am #265157

Armhulen wrote:If you aren't monologing an arrest before you cuff the criminal you should stop playing detective

No arrests required

Post by **Armhulen** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 5:56 am #265161

cedarbridge wrote:
Armhulen wrote:If you aren't monologing an arrest before you cuff the criminal you should stop playing detective
No arrests required

interrogation beckons

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 9:10 pm #265323

the only problem with being a mime detective is the fact that I can't make monologues

related to the thread: being a mime detective

cedarbridge · Thu Mar 09, 2017 10:03 pm

Qbopper wrote:the only problem with being a mime detective is the fact that I can't make monologues

related to the thread: being a mime detective

Keep a detailed journal.

Reece · Post by **Reece** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:26 pm #265396

Being an obstructive red tape arse as security, I made a guy yesterday sign a confession, give a verbal interview, then a recorded interview, then made him sign the transcript, sign the report made by the arresting officer, the attending officer, and his commanding officer (CE), took a good fifteen minutes of just fucking with this guy for breaking into caps office.

All the good tide shit was done when he finally got let off with a verbal warning.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:29 pm #265399

You make the quartermaster inside me proud.

Reece · Post by **Reece** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:38 pm #265405

DemonFiren wrote:You make the quartermaster inside me proud.

Even better is filling the filing cabinet with actual files, with real records in them; makes me happy to be spess shitsec to see it so well organised, I can finally RP as a Cardassian government official onboard Terok nor.