Every vidya ever

[QuantumDelpha]

Thought you guys might like to take a look at this.

http://pastebin.com/EuxZMbWT

Basically it's a compiled list of every game (all major consoles, PC, and notable mobile ones) as of 16th of April.

1+ internet if you can name a game not on it. I spent a solid 10 minutes ctrl+f'ing every obscure game I could think of and all of them were there. I mean, IT HAS FUCKING EUROPA 1400: THE GUILD. I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY PERSON WHO BOUGHT THAT GAME EVER.

[Bluespace]

This list locked up my Firefox for a decent half a minute.

[Stephie]

hue

[QuantumDelpha]

This list locked up my Firefox for a decent half a minute.

hah fagot not using 64bit browser

#waterfoxmasterrace #nightlyisgoodtooiguess

/s

[Stephie]

>No Princess Maker 2 Refine for PC
>No Chantelise
>No 2hu

Useless list.

[TheTerbs]

Battle Raper (2002, Illusion) (Windows)

huh ok thats weird probably some weird little game

Battle Raper II: The Game (2005, Illusion) (Windows)

they made a sequel

The games in this series are 3D fighting games with gameplay similar to Soul Calibur. In Battle Raper melee, when the player attacks a female character enough, her clothes fall off.
Battle Raper games have a single-player story mode, a multiplayer mode, and an Extras mode which is unlocked after finishing the storyline.

As opposed to the first Battle Raper, the sequel actually does not feature rape. Once a fight against a female character is won, the game enters a special mode where the unconscious woman lies on the ground in front of the player who now has to heal her wounds. The Replay mode allows the player to have (consensual) sex with any female characters that finished the storyline with.

this game had a physical pc release

Sexy Raper (2005, Illusion) (Windows)

who the fuck keeps making these

Alien Rape Escape (2003, agagames.com) (Windows)

Doctor Fuck (2006, Unknown Publisher(s)) (Browser)

Fuck Quest (1998, Unknown Publisher(s)) (Atari ST, DOS, Windows)

Fuck Quest 2: Romancing the Bone (2004, Unknown Publisher(s)) (DOS, Windows)

Fuck Space! (2006, Cactus Games) (Windows)

Fuck Typing (2007, Unknown Publisher(s)) (Macintosh, Windows)

Fuck You (2004, Bay 12 Games) (Windows)

Keyboard Drumset Fucking Werewolf (2011, Cactus Software) (Macintosh, Windows)

Space Fuck! (2008, Cactus Software) (Windows)

PornPipe (1993, Sexxy Software) (DOS)

Porntris (1993, Sexxy Software) (DOS)

Sex (1995, Aypio) (PC-98)
Sex 2 (1996, Aypio) (PC-98)
Sex And Violence Vol 1 (1988, Free Spirit Software Inc.) (Commodore 64)
Sex Games (1985, Unknown Publisher(s)) (Browser, Commodore 64)
Sex Olympics (1990, Free Spirit Software Inc.) (Amiga, Atari ST, DOS)
SeXoniX (1994, HeroCraft Ltd) (DOS, J2ME, ZX Spectrum)
Sexpress (1995, Ange) (PC-98)
Sexquix (1995, Unknown Publisher(s)) (Atari 8-bit)
Sextimates (1990, Actionworks Software, Inc.) (Amiga)
Sextris (1992, The Dream Team) (DOS)
Sexversi (1994, Unknown Publisher(s)) (Atari 8-bit)
Sex Vixens From Space (1988, Free Spirit Software Inc.) (Amiga, Atari ST, Commodore 64, DOS)
Sexy Beach 2 (2003, Illusion) (Windows)
Sexy Beach 3 (2006, Illusion) (Windows)
SexyBreaker Manga (2005, In-Fusio) (ExEn)
Sexy Droids (1992, Magic Bytes) (Amiga, DOS)
Sexy Idol Mahjong (1993, Nihon Bussan Co., Ltd.) (TurboGrafx CD)
Sexy Idol Mahjong: Fashion Monogatari (1994, Nihon Bussan Co., Ltd.) (TurboGrafx CD)
Sexy Idol Mahjong: Yakyuken no Uta (1995, Nihon Bussan Co., Ltd.) (TurboGrafx CD)
Sexy Parodius (1996, Konami Co., Ltd.) (Arcade, PlayStation, SEGA Saturn)
Sexy Poker (2009, Gameloft S.A.) (Wii)
Sexy Poker 2004 (2004, Gameloft S.A.) (J2ME)
Sexy Poker 2006 (2006, Gameloft S.A.) (J2ME)
Sexy Poker: Top Models (2006, Gameloft S.A.) (J2ME)
Sexy Puzzmaniac (2006, Movilenio Servicios M�viles S.L.) (J2ME)

Dr. Ruth's Computer Game of Good Sex (1986, The Avalon Hill Game Company, Victory Games Inc.) (Apple II, Commodore 64, DOS)

[QuantumDelpha]

Fuck You (2004, Bay 12 Games) (Windows)

>Bay 12

I'm betting it's an ERP game.

EDIT: Oh shit I just remembered those are the guys who made DF.

Huh.

Odd their name is so similar to Baystation12...

[Neerti]

Kerbal Space Program is surprisingly not included.

[Psyentific]

Odd their name is so similar to Baystation12...

Because Baystation's parent community actually is Bay12games and their community, much like TGStation's parent community is /tg/ - Traditional Games


Also, I'm not seeing my eroge on here - Anything by DELTA/TROIS, CARYO, half of the stuff by ILLUSION (Notably Artificial Academy but also AG3), nothing at -all- from Lilithsoft. I mean, you have Rapelay, you have the entire rance series, so you're counting eroge & nukige.

I mean, you've got fukken Re-Volt and Airfix Dogfighter, but you don't have even the most well-known eroge? F:S/N, Saya no Uta, Katawa Shoujo but not Steins;Gate? Step up you fucking casual.

[Psyentific]

Holy shit. No Kantai Collection, no Custom Maid, no Touhou...
Casuals.

[TheTerbs]

Fuck You (2004, Bay 12 Games) (Windows)

>Bay 12

I'm betting it's an ERP game.

EDIT: Oh shit I just remembered those are the guys who made DF.

Huh.

Odd their name is so similar to Baystation12...

I DOWNLOADED AND RAN THE EXE

NOTHING HAPPENED

[Psyentific]

enjoy your virus lmao #rekt

[TheTerbs]

enjoy your virus lmao #rekt

about 8 hours later a majority of my C drive corrupted so probably

ive had really really fucking bad rootkits and shit for a while, they dont bother me anymore I dunno they must have gotten bored

theres a hidden partition on my drive that is skynet tier malware making itself unremovable

[Jalleo]

I suggest you take out your hard drive and get a new one.

[QuantumDelpha]

heard it here first guys, terbs has the computer know-how of your grandmother

[peoplearestrange]

heard it here first guys, terbs has the computer know-how of your grandmother

Think thats bad? I tried to explain how to take a screenshot using printscreen to a friend the other night...
They say: "Now where did it go?"
I Say: "what go?"
"The Printscreen"
"Its on your clipboard"
"wheres that?"
"Just wait, open up paint"
"I dont have paint"
"Your on windows, you have paint"
"Fairly certain I don'... Oh wait there it is. Now what?"
"Paste it, Crtl+V"
User disconnects
User Reconnects
"Sorry clicked the wrong X"
"..."

[TheTerbs]

heard it here first guys, terbs has the computer know-how of your grandmother

no just lazy

[Rolan7]

Doesn't have Yobi's Basic Spelling Tricks, 1993

The puzzles got legit hard, but the voice clips are what makes it so memorable to me and my brother.

Does have the Spectre games, Crystal Caves
Doesn't have Deathsquad, an old helicopter game where you had to bomb certain targets then land back at bases (had permadeath, ejecting, and rankings). Same era as Scorched Earth, might have been freeware and I can't find it on Google at all so I don't blame them.

Doesn't have ANY OS/2 games. Most were freeware I think, but notably missing is Galciv 1 and 2 for OS/2, which came out years before they rebooted the series on Windows. Sold in boxes with a paper manual. Stardock also made a stripped-down windows port called "Star Emperor" for an IBM fun pack. Wow... apparently you can still pay $15 to upgrade your copy of Star Emperor from the pack to an Advanced version. All for OS/2, of course. http://www.stardock.com/products/soft_fun/staremp.html

They did correctly list Rune and Kohan Immortal Sovereigns as having Linux ports! That was rare back then. I had no idea Rune had a PS2 port so kudos there.

Haha they got Yahtzee's Trilby games (7 days a stranger and all that). Good list.

Edit: I really miss playing this with my brother. We'd take turns between shooting and steering, which worked about as well as you'd expect in a tank fps... http://www.stardock.com/products/tob/

[QuantumDelpha]

heard it here first guys, terbs has the computer know-how of your grandmother

no just lazy

thats the same excuse my grandmother uses

[TheTerbs]

heard it here first guys, terbs has the computer know-how of your grandmother

no just lazy

thats the same excuse my grandmother uses

well tell your grandma to meet me on the fucking playground after school tomorrow and see what happens

[QuantumDelpha]

aight behind the bikeracks, no fireaxes no bruisepacks 3pm next monday be there or be square

[TheTerbs]

aight behind the bikeracks, no fireaxes no bruisepacks 3pm next monday be there or be square

you didnt say anything about tricord your grandmas gonna get fucked up son