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I was way more scared of the wizard breaking out and killing 10 more people than throwing acid on a human's faceStories of rage, tears and regret
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
I figured something was up when I noticed I was still dying despite curing myself lolJarek wrote:Funny story, actually, That virus that the virologist released was harmless, There was no death virus, I was just microwaving people with the micro-laser and claiming the virus did it and people fell for it, it was great. I put toxin in cyro too in hopes that my assistant target (I was a traitor) would be dragged in and mindlessly cyro'd like everyone seems to be nowadays. I ended up forgetting I put toxin in there and cyro'd you to make it look like I was helping but as it turns out I ""accidentally"" killed you with a poisoned cyro pod.Qbopper wrote:-Snip-
insert sad trombone here.
If it makes you feel any better I got my just desserts when not 10 minutes later when a rogue borg sliced my head off with a circular saw, and then promptly got detonated with the robotics console. My round ended with a bang, you could say.
Limey wrote:its too late.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
>New cops, small team of 3
>To get another team member we sentience potion Cayenne and stick him with a macrobomb implant
>Kit up, get on the shuttle, ready to depart
>Idiot op #1 accidentally attaches C4 to his belt, which sets off Cayenne's macrobomb, which blows up the whole shuttle
>Idiot op #2 drags my critted body to the syndicate base lockers AND LEAVES IT THERE
>I'm literally in a locker in crit with full nuke op gear
>Finally heal into red somehow, use the bruise pack I have with me, wander over to the shuttle, it's gone
>Wander around the syndicate base trying to find an outlet into space but it's fucking cold even through a full hardsuit so I take more damage
>Pray to the gods, get dumped into space with no internals, die
>Turn into a huge-ass pulsating tesla ball of PURE SALT
>To get another team member we sentience potion Cayenne and stick him with a macrobomb implant
>Kit up, get on the shuttle, ready to depart
>Idiot op #1 accidentally attaches C4 to his belt, which sets off Cayenne's macrobomb, which blows up the whole shuttle
>Idiot op #2 drags my critted body to the syndicate base lockers AND LEAVES IT THERE
>I'm literally in a locker in crit with full nuke op gear
>Finally heal into red somehow, use the bruise pack I have with me, wander over to the shuttle, it's gone
>Wander around the syndicate base trying to find an outlet into space but it's fucking cold even through a full hardsuit so I take more damage
>Pray to the gods, get dumped into space with no internals, die
>Turn into a huge-ass pulsating tesla ball of PURE SALT
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
I was there for the start of that round, I was hoping to read about the macro implanted Cayenne being hilariousbandit wrote:>New cops, small team of 3
>To get another team member we sentience potion Cayenne and stick him with a macrobomb implant
>Kit up, get on the shuttle, ready to depart
>Idiot op #1 accidentally attaches C4 to his belt, which sets off Cayenne's macrobomb, which blows up the whole shuttle
>Idiot op #2 drags my critted body to the syndicate base lockers AND LEAVES IT THERE
>I'm literally in a locker in crit with full nuke op gear
>Finally heal into red somehow, use the bruise pack I have with me, wander over to the shuttle, it's gone
>Wander around the syndicate base trying to find an outlet into space but it's fucking cold even through a full hardsuit so I take more damage
>Pray to the gods, get dumped into space with no internals, die
>Turn into a huge-ass pulsating tesla ball of PURE SALT

it was funny in the wrong way
EDIT: to avoid doubleposting
>Private Eye Mister Mime
>hop line for det access
>ID is in computer
>EMP goes off
>my ID is stuck in the computer
>see roboticist dragging someone to robotics with a double esword
>oh shit I'd better save him
>give chase
>follow into robotics
>flash the guy with the esword, grab it, kill him
>AI missed context and yells at me
>ONE OF THE DEAD BODIES IN ROBOTICS GETS UP
>realize my critical error
>try to attack him
>AI lets him out as someone calls for help
>he yells about the crazy murderboning mime
>PDA can't PM anyone from the EMP(? I think)
>no pen or paper
>no ID
>can't do anything
honestly the worst
Limey wrote:its too late.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Holy fuck that's hilariousbandit wrote:>New cops, small team of 3
>To get another team member we sentience potion Cayenne and stick him with a macrobomb implant
>Kit up, get on the shuttle, ready to depart
>Idiot op #1 accidentally attaches C4 to his belt, which sets off Cayenne's macrobomb, which blows up the whole shuttle
>Idiot op #2 drags my critted body to the syndicate base lockers AND LEAVES IT THERE
>I'm literally in a locker in crit with full nuke op gear
>Finally heal into red somehow, use the bruise pack I have with me, wander over to the shuttle, it's gone
>Wander around the syndicate base trying to find an outlet into space but it's fucking cold even through a full hardsuit so I take more damage
>Pray to the gods, get dumped into space with no internals, die
>Turn into a huge-ass pulsating tesla ball of PURE SALT
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
>reviveQbopper wrote:I was there for the start of that round, I was hoping to read about the macro implanted Cayenne being hilariousbandit wrote:>New cops, small team of 3
>To get another team member we sentience potion Cayenne and stick him with a macrobomb implant
>Kit up, get on the shuttle, ready to depart
>Idiot op #1 accidentally attaches C4 to his belt, which sets off Cayenne's macrobomb, which blows up the whole shuttle
>Idiot op #2 drags my critted body to the syndicate base lockers AND LEAVES IT THERE
>I'm literally in a locker in crit with full nuke op gear
>Finally heal into red somehow, use the bruise pack I have with me, wander over to the shuttle, it's gone
>Wander around the syndicate base trying to find an outlet into space but it's fucking cold even through a full hardsuit so I take more damage
>Pray to the gods, get dumped into space with no internals, die
>Turn into a huge-ass pulsating tesla ball of PURE SALT
it was funny in the wrong way
EDIT: to avoid doubleposting
>Private Eye Mister Mime
>hop line for det access
>ID is in computer
>EMP goes off
>my ID is stuck in the computer
>see roboticist dragging someone to robotics with a double esword
>oh shit I'd better save him
>give chase
>follow into robotics
>flash the guy with the esword, grab it, kill him
>AI missed context and yells at me
>ONE OF THE DEAD BODIES IN ROBOTICS GETS UP
>realize my critical error
>try to attack him
>AI lets him out as someone calls for help
>he yells about the crazy murderboning mime
>PDA can't PM anyone from the EMP(? I think)
>no pen or paper
>no ID
>can't do anything
honestly the worst
>this mime saved my life, better be nice to him
>thanks mime, please don-
>he slows walks towards me with the desword
>please stop i don't wanna hurt you
>no
>stop doing this
>eventually be let out by the AI
>no remorse on blaming you with my seven stings
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
>end an innocent man's life by mistake as a trusted private eye among the stationArmhulen wrote: >revive
>this mime saved my life, better be nice to him
>thanks mime, please don-
>he slows walks towards me with the desword
>please stop i don't wanna hurt you
>no
>stop doing this
>eventually be let out by the AI
>no remorse on blaming you with my seven stings
>realize I can atone for my sins
>realize I can't atone for my sins because I'm bleeding to death and can't run for shit
>watch the physical embodiment of my life's mistakes run out the door thanks to the AI
>physical embodiment of my life's mistakes yells on the radio about how much of a disgusting traitor I am
>immense personal grief and torment ensues
>can't express it because I'm a mime with no ID in a locked down room with no one around
I honestly considered suicide because that would have been pretty in character at that point
Limey wrote:its too late.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
>Be AI
>Preventing all kinds of human harm.
>feels good
>lizard shocks himself on a door
>feels real good.
>See monkey crawl intin vents
>suspicious monkey is suspicious
>inform security
>EMP goes off under HoPs office
>Try not to metagame monkey/ling
>mime leaves HoPs office without a word
>busy tracking monkey
>glance at robotics
>holy shit that mime is killing everyone
>human was playing dead, gets up.
>my humans are so clever
>lock down harmful mime
>am good AI
>Preventing all kinds of human harm.
>feels good
>lizard shocks himself on a door
>feels real good.
>See monkey crawl intin vents
>suspicious monkey is suspicious
>inform security
>EMP goes off under HoPs office
>Try not to metagame monkey/ling
>mime leaves HoPs office without a word
>busy tracking monkey
>glance at robotics
>holy shit that mime is killing everyone
>human was playing dead, gets up.
>my humans are so clever
>lock down harmful mime
>am good AI
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

also I can sympathize with the "fuck there's a monkey in the HoP's office and it just ventcrawled but it would be REAALLLLLYY scummy to shout ling"
Limey wrote:its too late.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
nooo i am most honorableDoctor Pork wrote:Bill Rowe and the cowardly murder of an honorable nuke op.Armhulen wrote:i have an image of the nuke ops doing one last duel against the captain for the nuke disk and the captain whispers that if he loses to shoot up the op
I SWEAR I'LL FIND IT
I'm like 100% sure it was Bill Rowe. Still better than throwing the disk at the nukies. :^)
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
MimicFaux wrote: >mime leaves HoPs office without a word

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
cedarbridge wrote:MimicFaux wrote: >mime leaves HoPs office without a word
Limey wrote:its too late.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
>regular assistant
>acquire flash for plans while hearing about the cmo killing a botanist who stole a chem dispenser
>thats all fair in my eyes
>while searching for parts for my plan come across the cmo telebatonning duke and dragging him into the morgue
>end up locked in there with duke hiding in a slab while the cmo yells that he broke into morgue
>call him out over radio while duke says he was looking for the botanist, who is debrained in the next slab over
>he leaves the slab but I stay in
>cmo comes in
>gets baton and starts SWITCHBLADING(only availiable in a bundle currently) him
>flash, cable cuff, remove headset after he screams
>yell over radio about his switchblade
>ai is harm alarming
>fucking amy kimbitch the hot pink haired catgirl comes in and snatches the cmo while I am trying to medipen duke
>eventually steal a second flash and some alcohol bottles
>get duke an iv drip with o- blood
>he is printing parts for a plan
>nobody is stopping the cmo because nobody trusts me even when I am andrew mitchell instead of meme lizard supreme
>before I can hear dukes plan I hear "the cmo has leaked plasma in science"
>THE FUCK DID I SAY?
>discover he has a hardsuit and hulk so the only counter is just plain old lethals
>nobody is broadcasting location or anything
>come across a chaplain who was given a free riot shotgun and a fancy title PLAYING DND IN BAR WITH 3 CATGIRLS
>"theres a murderhulk cmo running around, you gonna use that?"
>"yea"
>he shoots me with multiple beanbags and fucks off
>bullshit
>get trapped in one of those conveyor belt infinite loops because apparently taking people outta the round is ok if they don't die
>somebody tosses a firebomb in
>dead
>acquire flash for plans while hearing about the cmo killing a botanist who stole a chem dispenser
>thats all fair in my eyes
>while searching for parts for my plan come across the cmo telebatonning duke and dragging him into the morgue
>end up locked in there with duke hiding in a slab while the cmo yells that he broke into morgue
>call him out over radio while duke says he was looking for the botanist, who is debrained in the next slab over
>he leaves the slab but I stay in
>cmo comes in
>gets baton and starts SWITCHBLADING(only availiable in a bundle currently) him
>flash, cable cuff, remove headset after he screams
>yell over radio about his switchblade
>ai is harm alarming
>fucking amy kimbitch the hot pink haired catgirl comes in and snatches the cmo while I am trying to medipen duke
>eventually steal a second flash and some alcohol bottles
>get duke an iv drip with o- blood
>he is printing parts for a plan
>nobody is stopping the cmo because nobody trusts me even when I am andrew mitchell instead of meme lizard supreme
>before I can hear dukes plan I hear "the cmo has leaked plasma in science"
>THE FUCK DID I SAY?
>discover he has a hardsuit and hulk so the only counter is just plain old lethals
>nobody is broadcasting location or anything
>come across a chaplain who was given a free riot shotgun and a fancy title PLAYING DND IN BAR WITH 3 CATGIRLS
>"theres a murderhulk cmo running around, you gonna use that?"
>"yea"
>he shoots me with multiple beanbags and fucks off
>bullshit
>get trapped in one of those conveyor belt infinite loops because apparently taking people outta the round is ok if they don't die
>somebody tosses a firebomb in
>dead
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
i'm angry just reading thisconfused rock wrote:>come across a chaplain who was given a free riot shotgun and a fancy title PLAYING DND IN BAR WITH 3 CATGIRLS
>"theres a murderhulk cmo running around, you gonna use that?"
>"yea"
>he shoots me with multiple beanbags and fucks off
Limey wrote:its too late.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
welcome to my life, you just reminded me of the story where a bartender shot me in the face when I pda messaged him as a reminder that the guy he was serving drinks to was a known ling, so he shot me in the face. I had an instagib grenade, and settled for simply leaving a hull breach in the floor out of spite.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
>Trying to get revenge on the murderous CMO
>Hear the AI calling for help from the satellite
>Get genetic powers
>Go to sat, find the AI bluescreened
>Drag AI to RD office
>RD cards it, doesn't try to revive it
>Insist
>He begrudgingly tries to revive it
>Spy on the console with TK to check the laws
>There's a law 4 saying there are no humans
>There's a borg around, warn the RD it might still have that law and it could be rogue
>RD opens the borg panel, cuts AI link
>"That's not how it works, but it's not harming anybody anyway"
>About to leave
>Flashed, esworded, Rd saying that i knew too much
>mfw borg was actually emagged
>mfw in dead chat turns out AI had a law 0 anyway
>Hear the AI calling for help from the satellite
>Get genetic powers
>Go to sat, find the AI bluescreened
>Drag AI to RD office
>RD cards it, doesn't try to revive it
>Insist
>He begrudgingly tries to revive it
>Spy on the console with TK to check the laws
>There's a law 4 saying there are no humans
>There's a borg around, warn the RD it might still have that law and it could be rogue
>RD opens the borg panel, cuts AI link
>"That's not how it works, but it's not harming anybody anyway"
>About to leave
>Flashed, esworded, Rd saying that i knew too much
>mfw borg was actually emagged
>mfw in dead chat turns out AI had a law 0 anyway
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
That sounds pretty neatXDTM wrote:>Trying to get revenge on the murderous CMO
>Hear the AI calling for help from the satellite
>Get genetic powers
>Go to sat, find the AI bluescreened
>Drag AI to RD office
>RD cards it, doesn't try to revive it
>Insist
>He begrudgingly tries to revive it
>Spy on the console with TK to check the laws
>There's a law 4 saying there are no humans
>There's a borg around, warn the RD it might still have that law and it could be rogue
>RD opens the borg panel, cuts AI link
>"That's not how it works, but it's not harming anybody anyway"
>About to leave
>Flashed, esworded, Rd saying that i knew too much
>mfw borg was actually emagged
>mfw in dead chat turns out AI had a law 0 anyway
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
>you're a traitor, kill this pleb and escape alive
>oh shit it's probably DA
>fuck this, I'm gonna C4 a bomb payload and take the brig with me
>leave my PDA in the dorms for someone else to take
>C4 detonates
>die instantly
>bomb payload remains completely intact
>oh shit it's probably DA
>fuck this, I'm gonna C4 a bomb payload and take the brig with me
>leave my PDA in the dorms for someone else to take
>C4 detonates
>die instantly
>bomb payload remains completely intact
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Stupid jaxyjaxy15 wrote:>you're a traitor, kill this pleb and escape alive
>oh shit it's probably DA
>fuck this, I'm gonna C4 a bomb payload and take the brig with me
>leave my PDA in the dorms for someone else to take
>C4 detonates
>die instantly
>bomb payload remains completely intact
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Rare exploded traitor Jaxy collected.jaxy15 wrote:>you're a traitor, kill this pleb and escape alive
>oh shit it's probably DA
>fuck this, I'm gonna C4 a bomb payload and take the brig with me
>leave my PDA in the dorms for someone else to take
>C4 detonates
>die instantly
>bomb payload remains completely intact
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
>extended
>admins spawn zombies because of course
>they immediately die
>they send in a shuttle full of naked people and give players control over them
>i am one
>grab a skateboard and scoot around like a pro
>hos walks up and tases me
>uh what did i do fam?
>he asks me if im one of the people centcomm sent in
>yeah why?
>takes me to transfer center and makes an electric chair
>why are you killing me?
>"because centcomm sent you"
>dude you're being shit just for the valids
>LITERAL QUOTE: "yeah, i am. what are you gonna do about it?"
players like this are why people hate security.
>admins spawn zombies because of course
>they immediately die
>they send in a shuttle full of naked people and give players control over them
>i am one
>grab a skateboard and scoot around like a pro
>hos walks up and tases me
>uh what did i do fam?
>he asks me if im one of the people centcomm sent in
>yeah why?
>takes me to transfer center and makes an electric chair
>why are you killing me?
>"because centcomm sent you"
>dude you're being shit just for the valids
>LITERAL QUOTE: "yeah, i am. what are you gonna do about it?"
players like this are why people hate security.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
>play plant person
>45 minutes into growing things looking p nice
>guy spawns
>wordlessly grabs all my food and biodegrades it
>ask him why he did that
>no response, keeps doing that
>starts insulting me over and over
>bitch whore
>rad him
>"fine play that way"
>catatonic
>respawns as another plant person
>goes catatonic
>respawns again and acts like a new person
>kills me
>"fucked, cuckold"
>no respawn because he purposely wasted every spawn
>verbal warning
>:)
>45 minutes into growing things looking p nice
>guy spawns
>wordlessly grabs all my food and biodegrades it
>ask him why he did that
>no response, keeps doing that
>starts insulting me over and over
>bitch whore
>rad him
>"fine play that way"
>catatonic
>respawns as another plant person
>goes catatonic
>respawns again and acts like a new person
>kills me
>"fucked, cuckold"
>no respawn because he purposely wasted every spawn
>verbal warning
>:)
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
what the fuck
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
and i quote to something close to thisXDTM wrote:what the fuck
"you need to work on your verbal communication and so does he"
i got abductor right after so i don't think i've completely felt this feel yet
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Who's the admin who answered you.
You need to write a complaint, like, right now.
You need to write a complaint, like, right now.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
I reported this bug months ago, feature freeze came and went, hundreds of bugs got fixed, this one still standsjaxy15 wrote:>you're a traitor, kill this pleb and escape alive
>oh shit it's probably DA
>fuck this, I'm gonna C4 a bomb payload and take the brig with me
>leave my PDA in the dorms for someone else to take
>C4 detonates
>die instantly
>bomb payload remains completely intact
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
ThisDemonFiren wrote:Who's the admin who answered you.
You need to write a complaint, like, right now.
Rule 1 that podman too
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
successful complaint but it didn't really do anythingScreemonster wrote:ThisDemonFiren wrote:Who's the admin who answered you.
You need to write a complaint, like, right now.
Rule 1 that podman too
damn you podman
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Wait, how the hell is "I joined as a ghost role and murdered the person who cucked me in my last life" not an immediate cactusfucking
do we need saegrimr back?
do we need saegrimr back?
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
ghost roles are "low priority"
- PKPenguin321
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Pm me who the handling admin was I'll see if I can do anything
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
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- DemonFiren
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
>even askingScreemonster wrote:Wait, how the hell is "I joined as a ghost role and murdered the person who cucked me in my last life" not an immediate cactusfucking
do we need saegrimr back?
- Armhulen
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
the hero we need.DemonFiren wrote:>even askingScreemonster wrote:Wait, how the hell is "I joined as a ghost role and murdered the person who cucked me in my last life" not an immediate cactusfucking
do we need saegrimr back?
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
HMMMMM. IS THAT A RULE 1 I SMELL?Deitus wrote:>extended
>admins spawn zombies because of course
>they immediately die
>they send in a shuttle full of naked people and give players control over them
>i am one
>grab a skateboard and scoot around like a pro
>hos walks up and tases me
>uh what did i do fam?
>he asks me if im one of the people centcomm sent in
>yeah why?
>takes me to transfer center and makes an electric chair
>why are you killing me?
>"because centcomm sent you"
>dude you're being shit just for the valids
>LITERAL QUOTE: "yeah, i am. what are you gonna do about it?"
players like this are why people hate security.
oranges wrote:pork, the nondescript, commoner king, literally so stealth you could just your normal name in OOC and nobody would know, long may he reign as the secret commander

Deitus wrote:If your signature is scrollable it's too long and fucking obnoxious and you should feel bad

Link to my feedback thread. Go there.
PKPenguin321 wrote:I've been had by yet another tg boondoggle
- Screemonster
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
where did this "anyone sent from central is valid" meme start anyway, 'cause the only people nonantags are allowed to do whatever the hell they like to are confirmed antags and not everyone that comes from central is an antag
- D&B
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Is there any more context to that?
I doubt they would do something as ducky as just send naked people. Was there any chance of any of you being infected with z virus?
I doubt they would do something as ducky as just send naked people. Was there any chance of any of you being infected with z virus?
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- AnonymousNow
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
If that actually happened, you should adminhelp the fuck outta it.
Jobbans for people who absolutely shouldn't have any sort of power are the reason why Ban Requests should still be a thing.
Jobbans for people who absolutely shouldn't have any sort of power are the reason why Ban Requests should still be a thing.
Hornygranny wrote:It's not your codebase. It's our codebase. You can imply soft power as much as you want, but you don't have it. Division between the server and project is absolute. I'm not interested in reading dezzmont platitudes for the billionth time and won't be checking back in this thread.


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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
I remember centcomm saying they were sending "free valids" but i was a ling so i didnt care. Maybe it was like that?
- D&B
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
>Join as HoS
>Put down a chaplain that had his grace out
>Respond to a security breach in HoP office
>Arrest a scientist that broke in and got the HoP locker open
>Also arrest a greyshit that broke in
>Decide to be lenient and let the greyshit off easy
>They slip me with soap and cuff me
>Spent 15 minutes or so cuffed while they undressed me, tried to turn me into a woman with surgery, and tried other methods to feminize me
>Was non antag
He got banned but this is probably the last time I'm lenient with greyshits tbh.
>Put down a chaplain that had his grace out
>Respond to a security breach in HoP office
>Arrest a scientist that broke in and got the HoP locker open
>Also arrest a greyshit that broke in
>Decide to be lenient and let the greyshit off easy
>They slip me with soap and cuff me
>Spent 15 minutes or so cuffed while they undressed me, tried to turn me into a woman with surgery, and tried other methods to feminize me
>Was non antag
He got banned but this is probably the last time I'm lenient with greyshits tbh.
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- cedarbridge
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Pretty sure this incident started because you didn't hear that the captain had promoted a new HoP and just arrested the guy he promoted.D&B wrote:>Join as HoS
>Put down a chaplain that had his grace out
>Respond to a security breach in HoP office
>Arrest a scientist that broke in and got the HoP locker open
>Also arrest a greyshit that broke in
>Decide to be lenient and let the greyshit off easy
>They slip me with soap and cuff me
>Spent 15 minutes or so cuffed while they undressed me, tried to turn me into a woman with surgery, and tried other methods to feminize me
>Was non antag
He got banned but this is probably the last time I'm lenient with greyshits tbh.
- D&B
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Did cap even announce it?
Anyway the point is I still regret being lenient.
Anyway the point is I still regret being lenient.
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- cedarbridge
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
It was a radio message. Pretty easy to miss.D&B wrote:Did cap even announce it?
Anyway the point is I still regret being lenient.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
> Spawn as Wizard
> Oh boi it has been ages and there are so many new toys and tools!
> Objective to escape alone
> Decide to try and build up an army of constructs
> Hm weird teleport scroll only lists "space" as possible location
> Oh well it has to be at least near the station so I can just jaunt in, right?
> Space
> Ded
> Round ends after like 5 min.
But admins and such are looking into it.
But I got a Wizard token out of it.
> Oh boi it has been ages and there are so many new toys and tools!
> Objective to escape alone
> Decide to try and build up an army of constructs
> Hm weird teleport scroll only lists "space" as possible location
> Oh well it has to be at least near the station so I can just jaunt in, right?
> Space
> Ded

> Round ends after like 5 min.
But admins and such are looking into it.
But I got a Wizard token out of it.
- cedarbridge
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Its an ongoing bug. Something broke location labels and in the process broke teleportationdionysus24779 wrote:> Spawn as Wizard
> Oh boi it has been ages and there are so many new toys and tools!
> Objective to escape alone
> Decide to try and build up an army of constructs
> Hm weird teleport scroll only lists "space" as possible location
> Oh well it has to be at least near the station so I can just jaunt in, right?
> Space
> Ded![]()
> Round ends after like 5 min.
But admins and such are looking into it.
But I got a Wizard token out of it.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
> Be cyborg
> Decide to make maintenance tunnels great again
> There must be no plating with ugly wires - I'll cover everything in floor tiles!
> Don't care about anything else going on - I'm just doing my thing.
> In the process, the mime climbs on my back and stays with me for the following hour, never leaving me.
> After what feels like forever, my job is done. Maintenance tunnels are clean, tidy and look nice.
> Feel like I deserved some rest, get out of maints.
> See a cuffed man near a green toolbox, who demands to be uncuffed.
> I've got a bad feeling about this
> Uncuff him
> He immediately picks up the green toolbox and...
> Yup, it's His Grace
> Tries to kill the mime.
> Not so fast, assho-
> Suddenly, His Grace eats the guy.
> Then it eats the Mime
> THEN it eats a couple of greyshirts running through
> Nearly eats me too, but I manage to run away
> Okay, I just need to wait until it calms down and not let it kill anyone else
> Lower the firelocks
> Onlookers gather around, annoyed by the firelocks
> WHAT, NO, DON'T CROWBAR THE-
> His Grace eats four more people
> Darwinism in action.
> Eventually it calms down, so I pull it and drag it all the way to RnD
> Somebody notices me dragging His Grace. It's Nathan Ward and some other cunt.
> Over the radio, call security to RnD, as I only will trust them to destroy His Grace.
> Nathan screams at me to give the toolbox to him, as "only he knows how to destroy it"
> ...yeah, fat chance, I don't trust you.
> Forget to bolt the doors
> While I'm radioing security again, some moron opens the doors for those two, and they immediately make a run for His Grace.
> Luckily, I have a flash.
> What I don't have, however, is common sense - instead of running off immediately after stunning them, I stick around for a few seconds
> So when Nathan stands up, he is able to chase me.
> Pulling His Grace instead of carrying it has disadvantages
> Namely, that Nathan is able to outrun me and take it into his hands.
> Immediately, he activates it and starts hitting me.
> Get killed in two or three hits
> Nathan gets eaten very soon, but I'm pretty sure he manages to kill someone else before his time comes.
> I say "pretty sure" because I didn't actually see it happen, my BYOND crashed
> Naturally, Nathan prescanned himself, so he gets autocloned.
> ...and arrested by security immediately for being shit.
> Officer arresting him notes that he "Shouldn't even be alive right now"
> I completely agree.
> Turns out, you can't really hold this man imprisoned - after he dies again, he gets autocloned the second time.
> ...or maybe not, because of the radstorm.
> Radstorm forces people into maintenance tunnels, where His Grace lies, so a few more people die to it.
> Round ends.
> Nathan Ward was not an antagonist
> What a fucking cunt

> Decide to make maintenance tunnels great again
> There must be no plating with ugly wires - I'll cover everything in floor tiles!
> Don't care about anything else going on - I'm just doing my thing.
> In the process, the mime climbs on my back and stays with me for the following hour, never leaving me.
> After what feels like forever, my job is done. Maintenance tunnels are clean, tidy and look nice.
> Feel like I deserved some rest, get out of maints.
> See a cuffed man near a green toolbox, who demands to be uncuffed.
> I've got a bad feeling about this
> Uncuff him
> He immediately picks up the green toolbox and...
> Yup, it's His Grace
> Tries to kill the mime.
> Not so fast, assho-
> Suddenly, His Grace eats the guy.
> Then it eats the Mime
> THEN it eats a couple of greyshirts running through
> Nearly eats me too, but I manage to run away
> Okay, I just need to wait until it calms down and not let it kill anyone else
> Lower the firelocks
> Onlookers gather around, annoyed by the firelocks
> WHAT, NO, DON'T CROWBAR THE-
> His Grace eats four more people
> Darwinism in action.
> Eventually it calms down, so I pull it and drag it all the way to RnD
> Somebody notices me dragging His Grace. It's Nathan Ward and some other cunt.
> Over the radio, call security to RnD, as I only will trust them to destroy His Grace.
> Nathan screams at me to give the toolbox to him, as "only he knows how to destroy it"
> ...yeah, fat chance, I don't trust you.
> Forget to bolt the doors
> While I'm radioing security again, some moron opens the doors for those two, and they immediately make a run for His Grace.
> Luckily, I have a flash.
> What I don't have, however, is common sense - instead of running off immediately after stunning them, I stick around for a few seconds
> So when Nathan stands up, he is able to chase me.
> Pulling His Grace instead of carrying it has disadvantages
> Namely, that Nathan is able to outrun me and take it into his hands.
> Immediately, he activates it and starts hitting me.
> Get killed in two or three hits
> Nathan gets eaten very soon, but I'm pretty sure he manages to kill someone else before his time comes.
> I say "pretty sure" because I didn't actually see it happen, my BYOND crashed
> Naturally, Nathan prescanned himself, so he gets autocloned.
> ...and arrested by security immediately for being shit.
> Officer arresting him notes that he "Shouldn't even be alive right now"
> I completely agree.
> Turns out, you can't really hold this man imprisoned - after he dies again, he gets autocloned the second time.
> ...or maybe not, because of the radstorm.
> Radstorm forces people into maintenance tunnels, where His Grace lies, so a few more people die to it.
> Round ends.
> Nathan Ward was not an antagonist
> What a fucking cunt



- cedarbridge
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Where was the ahelp?InsaneHyena wrote:![]()
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- InsaneHyena
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
From his behaviour I assumed that Nathan was an antagonist, so I didn't ahelp until the round ended. When I did, the round was over, it was too late and I didn't get a response
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- cedarbridge
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Cremate, disposals grinder, explosives I believe works too.D&B wrote:FYI you can cremate Grace.
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