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deitus said rude things to me when he was an AI and then I got caught in a disposals loop one of his borgs madeit was VERY LOUD IN THERE
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deitus said rude things to me when he was an AI and then I got caught in a disposals loop one of his borgs madeLimey wrote:its too late.
There is a story here that needs tellingWeepo wrote:
This is how I sucked the air out of the wasteland on fallout 13
holy fuckWeepo wrote:Aight.
>spawn in to FO13, it was some dodgy as fuck server with ERP functions and shit. Gross.
>I spawn as bandit and there's no real antagonist stuff so you just get to kill whoever you feel like, my first action as a bandit is to club all the braindeads near spawn to death and steal their shit.
>Into the wastes I travel and dither about, I find a cool cave, shoot all the venus mantraps and find a ton of loot, loot includes a pile of explosive landmines with a really shitty spirte. TONS of these fucking things were packed in a locker so I set one up in my house to guard my door.
>return home to find my trap has worked... and also there's a fucking hole into space in my front porch and the area around my house is depressurized...
>well golly
>The first place I depressurize is the spawn, I use a nearby body and throw it onto the mines to blow holes into space, I do this pretty much the rest of the round, finding places, setting up space-floor than blowing holes in it. The mines are weak so I drag around a delimbed torso of some unknown and use it as a detonator.
>no ooc or radios so I don't hear about the anguish I caused till the very end. FO13 is xbox huge so with low pop its rare to meet others and they're all inside ERPing anyway, but apparently I vacuumed an entire brothel which had 50% of the server in it. I don't tell them it was me ooc and since there's no IDs nobody actually could figure out who I was since I wore my bandit hat that covered my face the whole time.
>lollin' in the deep at the suffering I caused, no admins came either.
If a player is forcefully cyborgized as a method of execution by station staff, retaliating against those involved as that cyborg because "THEY HARMED ME" or "THEY WERE EVIL AND MUST BE PUNISHED" or the like is a violation of Server Rule 1.
>engine looseInsaneHyena wrote:> In the previous round, changeling engineer released sing roundstart.
> Well, that was painful, but new round, new beginning, amirite
> Spawn as engineer
> All the hardsuits are taken already
> Fine, I'll take the gloves and wander the station
> Clown reverse-pickpockets donut inside my pocket
> As I hug him, crew hears ";h TURN DOWN THE PA" over the radio
> Oh shit
> Tesla AND singulo loose two minutes in!
> Immediately, geneticist spray paints my face
> The crew thirsts for blood of engineers.
> Shieeeeet
> Ditch my engineer clothing, dress up as greytider, hide my face
> Geneticist proudly declares that he already killed one engineer and won't stop at that
> Decide to make spears for self-defense
> While I'm running in the hallways, warden with a shotgun begins chasing me
> I forgot to change the backpack, didn't I?
> Shiiiiiiet
> Warden shoots me with lethals, but misses
> I respond by throwing spears at him. I think I miss with the first one, but the second one embeds.
> Nice.
> As I'm running from the warden, Plisskin, head of security, also with a shotgun sees me as well
> Shoots me dead
> "Engie scum" - he spits out, as he drags me to showcase my body in the brig along with other engineers
T-t-t-thanks guys
Limey wrote:its too late.
I heard kor ate your eyeballs, is this not regret worthy or is that just your kink?IcePacks wrote:here's a story for you
>lzimann testmerges a feature that makes everyone "person" "unknown" "security officer"
>it was labelled "do not merge" and "feature not complete"
>lzimann's defense is "it's only a testmerge!"
If you give the username we can put them on a list where when they log in it alerts us, and then we can talk to them about it - I wouldn't hand down a ban for hearsay thoughdionysus24779 wrote:> Latejoin 9 minutes into the round.
> Be Assistant, 'cause I wanna be borged.
> Stand in front of Roboticist, knock occasionally in hops to get the Roboticists attention.
> Roboticist are already in meta-mode and think AI is rogue, aussault the mediborg and cut cameras and ignore me.
> Like 5 minutes pass of me waiting in silence.
> Decide to run into Robotics to maybe get some attention like that since talking and knocking didn't work out.
> Be instantly aussaulted with flashes and thrown out again... fair enough.
> Roboticist starts getting really rude.
> Knock on the windoor with my airtank pretending to be angry and like I wanna break in.
> Roboticist comes out with his Chainsaw, kills me, debrains me, hides my brain in random box in maint, removing me from the round.
> Post-round antag reveal shows he wasn't an antag.
> No admins on at the time.
> Admin who showed up later said that he logged out and there's nothing that can be done now.
> Ban Requests still gone for cases like this. Oh well, guess he just gets away with the rule breaking.
This kind of stuff is why I barely play anymore.
Limey wrote:its too late.
he did, but i beat him down stark-naked before that AND skated off with him in handcuffs ALSO while stark naked when he was the warden and was wheezing with laughter the entire time so i'd say no regretsFantasticFwoosh wrote:I heard kor ate your eyeballs, is this not regret worthy or is that just your kink?IcePacks wrote:here's a story for you
>lzimann testmerges a feature that makes everyone "person" "unknown" "security officer"
>it was labelled "do not merge" and "feature not complete"
>lzimann's defense is "it's only a testmerge!"
Don't have the username since he logged out after the round and at the time no admin was on to check on it. Only know the character's name and I saved the log too, feels like not much can be done by now anyway.Qbopper wrote:
If you give the username we can put them on a list where when they log in it alerts us, and then we can talk to them about it - I wouldn't hand down a ban for hearsay though
i think you're misunderstanding the situation fampaiIcePacks wrote:>picking a fight
>getting dunked
darn
Yeah I figured as much, just for future reference though - it can be difficult to get the info we need without an admin on, but the logs are saved so if you note the time and character name it can happendionysus24779 wrote:Don't have the username since he logged out after the round and at the time no admin was on to check on it. Only know the character's name and I saved the log too, feels like not much can be done by now anyway.Qbopper wrote:
If you give the username we can put them on a list where when they log in it alerts us, and then we can talk to them about it - I wouldn't hand down a ban for hearsay though
Limey wrote:its too late.
I get how this is was frustating for you but this is one of the reasons I love this game, misinformation and miscommunication makes for amazing comedy.Deitus wrote:snip
i'll admit i stopped reading it shortly after >grabs snowflake item >notices someone else snowflaking >tries to shave their snowflake but i suppose that's amusing in of itself tooDeitus wrote:i think you're misunderstanding the situation fampaiIcePacks wrote:>picking a fight
>getting dunked
darn
I had just sold all the leftover minerals out of the ORM and had ordered 8 more crates for an "EMERGENCY FIRESALE", when I went to check if you had room I saw the crater. Fucking mimes.bandit wrote:>Lizard assistant
>This round I'm gonna make something of myself
>It's time for: LIZARD EMPORIUM!
>Set up shop in the vacant office
>After some incidents with racist security and sketchy mimes, stock it with an autolathe and some random items
>Doing some nice small business
>A man in a red syndicate hardsuit wordlessly drops off a crate
>Surplus
>Hot damn
>QM PDA's me, says it was her and there will be more
>Ahelp to make sure this is OK, it is, start dealing hella contraband
>Yes you can have this power sink
>Yes you can have that EMP kit
>Of course you can have that syndicate hardsuit
>QM drops off crate after crate
>Eswords, emags, throwing stars, implant kits, bombs, pistol magazines...
>Literally no room on the tables to store all this shit
>I'm standing in a fucking 200+ TC arsenal
>Then a traitor blows it all up
>I'm standing in the middle of a fucking 200+ TC arsenal
oranges wrote:pork, the nondescript, commoner king, literally so stealth you could just your normal name in OOC and nobody would know, long may he reign as the secret commander
Deitus wrote:If your signature is scrollable it's too long and fucking obnoxious and you should feel bad
PKPenguin321 wrote:I've been had by yet another tg boondoggle
I was a shaft miner bringing back fat loads of plasma that round.bandit wrote: STORY
Pretty sure it was, they got lynched shortly after if I recall.bandit wrote:it wasn't the mime who blew it up, or if it was then it was a talking mime
oranges wrote:pork, the nondescript, commoner king, literally so stealth you could just your normal name in OOC and nobody would know, long may he reign as the secret commander
Deitus wrote:If your signature is scrollable it's too long and fucking obnoxious and you should feel bad
PKPenguin321 wrote:I've been had by yet another tg boondoggle
Hey baby its me, Lemee lay this down from the opposite perspective.dionysus24779 wrote:> Latejoin 9 minutes into the round.
> Be Assistant, 'cause I wanna be borged.
> Stand in front of Roboticist, knock occasionally in hops to get the Roboticists attention.
> Roboticist are already in meta-mode and think AI is rogue, aussault the mediborg and cut cameras and ignore me.
> Like 5 minutes pass of me waiting in silence.
> Decide to run into Robotics to maybe get some attention like that since talking and knocking didn't work out.
> Be instantly aussaulted with flashes and thrown out again... fair enough.
> Roboticist starts getting really rude.
> Knock on the windoor with my airtank pretending to be angry and like I wanna break in.
> Roboticist comes out with his Chainsaw, kills me, debrains me, hides my brain in random box in maint, removing me from the round.
> Post-round antag reveal shows he wasn't an antag.
> No admins on at the time.
> Admin who showed up later said that he logged out and there's nothing that can be done now.
> Ban Requests still gone for cases like this. Oh well, guess he just gets away with the rule breaking.
This kind of stuff is why I barely play anymore.
Pretty accurate assessment.DemonFiren wrote:ITT: Weepo is shit.
Who woulda guessed.
fite me you dumb reptile.DemonFiren wrote:ITT: Weepo is shit.
Who woulda guessed.
LOOK EVERYBODY THIS GUY DOESNT KNOW HOW TO MAKE BORGS INDEPENDENT FROM THE AIWeepo wrote:snip
I spaced him, kek. Also I got so many points thanks to a fully staffed high-quality mining team and a complete and utter lack of rnd.bandit wrote:nah it was some dude named Jon, they tried to kill me earlier with a radioactive health analyzer but only used it once so it didn't actually kill
also how the fuck did you get that many points
oranges wrote:pork, the nondescript, commoner king, literally so stealth you could just your normal name in OOC and nobody would know, long may he reign as the secret commander
Deitus wrote:If your signature is scrollable it's too long and fucking obnoxious and you should feel bad
PKPenguin321 wrote:I've been had by yet another tg boondoggle
I do actually, I did it for the mediborg, but I didn't have the mats to borg this guy plus he'd been nothing but turds all round so I wasn't gonna either way.Doctor Pork wrote:LOOK EVERYBODY THIS GUY DOESNT KNOW HOW TO MAKE BORGS INDEPENDENT FROM THE AIWeepo wrote:snip
well that's the problem.DemonFiren wrote:He said canister bombs.
Not tank transfer bombs, not singletank bombs, canister bombs.
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