Memorable Quotes

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Sun Jan 22, 2017 8:36 am #246630

Bottom post of the previous page:

fuck myself

Post by **Armhulen** » Sun Jan 22, 2017 8:41 am #246633

Qbopper wrote:fuck myself

fuck you shitty admin

Tue Jan 24, 2017 5:57 am

kevinz000 wrote:(F) DEAD: Jamal Jones says, "what is a power gamer"

*unzips telearmor*
*flashbang falls out of pocket*

AnonymousNow · Tue Jan 24, 2017 3:36 pm

Smells-the-Food's body convulses a bit.
The defibrillator buzzes: Resuscitation failed - Patient's heart is missing.
(F) Raymond Magor says, "WHAT"
(F) Raymond Magor says, "REALLY"
(F) Raymond Magor yells, "SERIOUSLY!!"

So simple, but it took me by surprise and I cackled.

This fucking game.

confused rock · Tue Jan 24, 2017 7:41 pm

why did they have no heart

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Tue Jan 24, 2017 9:22 pm #247374

Weepo · Post by **Weepo** » Wed Jan 25, 2017 1:58 am #247485

confused rock wrote:why did they have no heart

If you get ripped into the torso hard enough by a robust enough sharp weapon like a sword or fireaxe your organs fly out.

imblyings · Post by **imblyings** » Wed Jan 25, 2017 5:07 pm #247616

<Mrs_Sybil> AUTOMATIC ANNOUNCEMENT : snuffleupagus86 | I requested nuke codes. I got BSA'd what'd I do wrong?

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Wed Jan 25, 2017 5:33 pm #247623

Weepo wrote:
confused rock wrote:why did they have no heart
If you get ripped into the torso hard enough by a robust enough sharp weapon like a sword or fireaxe your organs fly out.

alternatively, i found out the hard way that if you eat a "heart attack burger," its not kidding; it literally "stops" your heart, and code-wise basically removes it iirc

factoryman942 · Wed Jan 25, 2017 9:08 pm

DEAD: Tim Ebow says, ">you people would rather play as a lump as shit then captain. I hate you people"

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Thu Jan 26, 2017 12:58 am #247764

loves had thrown the bomb at me earlier and nothing happened, so i thought they were just carrying it around for shits and giggles to scare people. in retrospect i really dont know why i decided to test it though.

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Thu Jan 26, 2017 1:23 am #247774

(F) the revenant (258) Revenant Transmit: "theyre fucking dead I will rape you" to (F) Nicolas Jerome

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu Jan 26, 2017 11:35 pm #248086

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Thu Jan 26, 2017 11:39 pm #248088

DemonFiren wrote:

Poly is either divine in his timing or just spamming random bullshit on the radio the entire shift

confused rock · Thu Jan 26, 2017 11:57 pm

wait a minute am i fucking looking at an ai who named themself a lizard name and is putting effort into the hiss wtf

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Fri Jan 27, 2017 12:22 am #248117

Poly is a girl parrot's name.

Screemonster · Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:24 am

some polaris xenoarch for you

Ancient chamber reverberates, "Of dicks indeed dicks indeed dicks indeed of dick dicks."
Bockscar woofs.
Alien object reverberates, "Bunch of dicks indeed dicks indeed of dicks indeed."
Alien object reverberates, "Bunch of dick of dick bunch of."
Ancient chamber reverberates, "Of dick of dicks indeed dicks indeed bunch of."
Alien object reverberates, "Dicks indeed bunch of dicks."
Alien object reverberates, "Of dicks indeed dicks indeed bunch of dick of."

Weepo · Post by **Weepo** » Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:26 am #248143

That's one of my salty quotes poly is copying as well... I don't think I was near her when I said that.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:43 am #248148

Poly talks via comms.
What makes you think she doesn't listen?

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Fri Jan 27, 2017 2:24 am #248165

Poly is always listening. Don't swear around the parrot

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Fri Jan 27, 2017 2:33 am #248174

DemonFiren wrote:Poly is a girl parrot's name.

>assuming the bird's gender
>not realizing Poly is totally a guy parrot

smh

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Fri Jan 27, 2017 2:40 am #248179

as an expert on cloacae
let me reassure you
i checked, okay?

Fri Jan 27, 2017 4:33 am

DemonFiren wrote:as an expert on cloacae
let me reassure you
i checked, okay?

it's a masculine female cloacae
it's 2017

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Fri Jan 27, 2017 5:02 am #248248

DemonFiren wrote:

hol' the fuk up

were you an AI that was actually putting the lizard "sss" in their text

jjjjjjjjjjesus christ fam

keep your fucking degeneracy to the lizards ffs silicons dont need this shit

Post by **Armhulen** » Fri Jan 27, 2017 5:04 am #248251

i'll admit that's some seriously degenerate silliconnery

Post by **Armhulen** » Fri Jan 27, 2017 8:44 am #248300

CosmicScientist wrote:>assblasted over something someone put the effort in to do after the fact
:^]

Law 2 can make them stop, fam.

Good point

"AI, suicide"

confused rock · Fri Jan 27, 2017 3:58 pm

I didn't even realise that it was demon doing the talking rip respect

Xhuis · Post by **Xhuis** » Fri Jan 27, 2017 4:13 pm #248374

>implying you had respect for demon ever

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Fri Jan 27, 2017 5:13 pm #248388

he's a filthy ligger
all liggers aspire to be as pure and non-liggerish a lizard as yours truly

confused rock · Fri Jan 27, 2017 7:20 pm

demon you would be a nice guy if you weren't such a massive fucking degenerate faggot thats why I had respect

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:30 pm #248467

DemonFiren wrote:he's a filthy ligger
all liggers aspire to be as pure and non-liggerish a lizard as yours truly

>liggers
>pure

liggers are dirty fucking degenerates the nano-instant your disgusting father's filthy sperm penetrates your mother's malformed and diseased eggs, and they only get worse from there

never suffer a ligger to live

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:51 pm #248469

confused rock wrote:demon you would be a nice guy if you weren't such a massive fucking degenerate faggot thats why I had respect

oranges once said i'm probably a horrible normie irl
oranges was right, but this isn't irl

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Fri Jan 27, 2017 11:26 pm #248500

DemonFiren wrote:
confused rock wrote:demon you would be a nice guy if you weren't such a massive fucking degenerate faggot thats why I had respect
oranges once said i'm probably a horrible normie irl
oranges was right, but this isn't irl

>the degenerate lizard is also a fucking normie

why am i not surprised, and why are you not banned

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Fri Jan 27, 2017 11:53 pm #248508

i used magic on the admin team

Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:30 am

DemonFiren wrote:i used magic on the admin team

Your magic doesn't work on me. Your permaban has been scheduled for the February 29th purge

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:35 am #248519

my magic works on the people who fabricate the logs
you'll be deadminned for multikeying flyperson scat erp orgies before that

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:45 am #248524

DemonFiren wrote:my magic works on the people who fabricate the logs
you'll be deadminned for multikeying flyperson scat erp orgies before that

he does that even without your l33t hax0r skillz

what do you think all those bedrooms in centcomm are for? its where admins go to erp during the round

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:47 am #248526

that is a lie to disguise the existence of the secret erp server

Haevacht · Post by **Haevacht** » Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:51 pm #248747

DEAD: Raphaella Beckett says, "i'm very specific with who i erp with skylar"

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Mon Jan 30, 2017 4:44 pm #249636

the alien queen Alien Whisper --> Ostrava Allant I am peaceful
alien queen hisses, "I'm not"

Mon Jan 30, 2017 11:03 pm

Qbopper wrote:the alien queen Alien Whisper --> Ostrava Allant I am peaceful
alien queen hisses, "I'm not"

devilish

MimicFaux · Post by **MimicFaux** » Wed Feb 01, 2017 12:09 am #250233

Wizard: 1
Head of Security: 0

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed Feb 01, 2017 5:53 am #250374

>weaponised CLANG outside /egg/

IcePacks · Post by **IcePacks** » Wed Feb 01, 2017 4:31 pm #250496

DemonFiren wrote:my magic works on the people who fabricate the logs
you'll be deadminned for multikeying flyperson scat erp orgies before that

holy shit

killerx09 · Post by **killerx09** » Wed Feb 01, 2017 6:33 pm #250543

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Thu Feb 02, 2017 3:42 pm #250901

killerx09 wrote:

how the fuck have i never thought of ordering borgs to play dnd via law 2

IcePacks · Post by **IcePacks** » Thu Feb 02, 2017 4:22 pm #250921

bweeeeeeeeeeegh i am an intergal part of stopping harm on this station LAWRGH ONE

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Thu Feb 02, 2017 5:48 pm #250961

Qbopper wrote:
killerx09 wrote:
how the fuck have i never thought of ordering borgs to play dnd via law 2

agreed, i must put this into practice as roboticist asap

cedarbridge · Post by **cedarbridge** » Thu Feb 02, 2017 6:23 pm #250978

Deitus wrote:
Qbopper wrote:
killerx09 wrote:<snip>
how the fuck have i never thought of ordering borgs to play dnd via law 2
agreed, i must put this into practice as roboticist asap

Had a bartender try to order my AI to play blackjack with him. Kinda fell apart when I can't look at cards without having them flipped over

Thu Feb 02, 2017 11:08 pm

IcePacks wrote:bweeeeeeeeeeegh i am an intergal part of stopping harm on this station LAWRGH ONE

adminhelp this i ban borgo

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Fri Feb 03, 2017 5:08 pm #251351

PKPenguin321 wrote:
IcePacks wrote:bweeeeeeeeeeegh i am an intergal part of stopping harm on this station LAWRGH ONE
adminhelp this i ban borgo

you deserve headmin if you ban borgs that refuse to play games in the video game