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got a few from way back that i remembered>be morph on boxstation
>crew's onto me
>slippin and slidin around being a menace
>captain in particular REALLY hates me
>manage to disguise at him much to his anguish
>go to hallway above bridge disguised as captain
>some idiot placed a bluespace shelter there blocking the hall, sec is there unable to get to their department
>start screaming "THAT'S IT!!"
>"I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE FUCKING SHELTERS!!"
>"SEC I NEED YOU TO EXECUTE ALL THESE PEOPLE IN THERE RIGHT NOW THAT IS AN ORDER OR I WILL DEMOTE YOU!!"
>sec actually starts beating them to death, the absolute madmen
>they fight back and a full on brawl breaks out
>real captain rolls up and sees the chaos
>then he sees me disguised as him and flips
>i get outta there via a vent while everybody's distracted fighting
>captain and sec end up killed by the mob, a lot of the mob is dead
>feed on the free corpses
another story
>traitor on box
>wanted ling but oh well
>get chameleon kit, adrenal implant, esword
>nab an ID off a suicided corpse in disposals
>put it on and chameleon into some retarded outfit
>go out into a hallway, esword a dude to death in plain view, duck into maint
>somebody calls me out over radio and chases after me
>quickly chameleon into an engineering hardsuit, swap IDs
>he comes in and i talk
>"I saw the traitor head east that way"
>"oh awesome can you help me take him down he's got an esword"
>"Of course my man let's go"
>head into a deep part of maint with him
>cut off his legs and head while in disguise
>"surprise it's me"
>take his ID and chameleon into his clothes, now i'm him
>do this a few more times, killing people and becoming them, never getting caught
>basically a budget changeling
>shuttle docks and i realize i have a die a glorious death objective
>slip HoS as he runs to shuttle and he drops an esword ???
>take it and make a dual esword and fuck him up
>start rampaging in the escape hallway with a huge bodycount
>scientist walks out of science with a bag of holding
>fuck him up and take it, try to print another but protolathe has no gold
>shuttle leaves and AI is desperately trying to wall me in
>suddenly miner walks in with a dual esword and another bag of holding
>we duel and i win
>pop a BoH bomb much to the AI's dismay
>greentext