Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Fri Dec 16, 2016 7:53 pm #236174

Bottom post of the previous page:

the last time i got high i only peaked right when i was trying to get home and spent 20 minutes trying to open a locked door

A3STH3T1CS · Post by **A3STH3T1CS** » Sat Dec 17, 2016 5:39 am #236321

ThanatosRa wrote:Yea I know. Thank you.

Forget all your troubles and go with the flow
Forget about whatever you may never know
Like whether whatever you are doing is whatever you should
And whether anything you do is ever anything good
And then forget about banana when it stick in your throat
And when they make you wanna bellow but you're stuck in a choke
And you forget about the yellow from the colorful man who make you take another one
And make a mock of your plan

Sat Dec 17, 2016 5:44 am

Update: I survived after sitting on the toilet for almost an hour waiting for vomit that never came

420weedscopes · Sat Dec 17, 2016 2:01 pm

i went on a video game date with a girl
it was pretty good

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Sat Dec 17, 2016 2:38 pm #236379

Girl?
Or man that plays a girl online?

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Sat Dec 17, 2016 8:42 pm #236424

nsos wrote:the last time i got high i only peaked right when i was trying to get home and spent 20 minutes trying to open a locked door

i feel ya son i feel ya

there was one time i was tweaking on md and i was trying to get home. i somehow drop my keys between the floorboards and just stand outside until early morning when one of my room mates was leaving for uni. pretty sure at one point i was dancing to absolutely fucking nothing but fuck it man i was in the zone.......

i now understand why kanye didnt want to get into his zone.

Sat Dec 17, 2016 8:52 pm

i feel pretty good rn
dunno why

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Sat Dec 17, 2016 10:55 pm #236436

PKPenguin321 wrote:Drank a cocktail of orange Gatorade and mint mouthwash on accident. Pretty sure I'm going to die, I am on the verge of vomit. It was nice knowing you guys

How the actual fuck did you manage this

Story time pls

Sat Dec 17, 2016 11:17 pm

Deitus wrote:
PKPenguin321 wrote:Drank a cocktail of orange Gatorade and mint mouthwash on accident. Pretty sure I'm going to die, I am on the verge of vomit. It was nice knowing you guys
How the actual fuck did you manage this

Story time pls

it basically boils down to me being retarded

>hop out of shower and brush teeth
>finish brushing and go to mouthwash
>feeling robust so I take a swig of the mouthwash bottle directly instead of pouring some into the cap
>vastly underestimate the weight of the bottle
>end up pouring like three mouthfuls directly into my mouth
>practically choking to death on the mouthwash
>have to swallow to avoid making a horrible sticky mess on the floor and also to not die
>spit out the last mouthful in the sink and gag for a bit
>go to kitchen a while later to get some water to get the mouthwash taste out
>water isn't doing it
>notice big thing of orange Gatorade I bought like a week ago
>it was like milk carton sized
>try some of it and it actually does kind of remove the taste of mouthwash
>end up drinking a shitload of it
>turns out the aftertaste of excessive Gatorade is worse than the mouthwash
>lie in agony as I await my Gatorade fueled death
>feels like a train has collided with my chest from the inside
>give up on trying to sleep since I am certain vomit is imminent
>go to bathroom tired as fuck and in horrible Gatorade-pain
>sit on toilet waiting for vomit for about an hour
>give up and go back to bed and somehow fall asleep

I'm a fucking moron

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Sun Dec 18, 2016 1:32 am #236463

Enjoy your brain damage

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Sun Dec 18, 2016 3:48 am #236485

XSI wrote:Enjoy your brain damage

It's PKP

He has enough already

Post by **Armhulen** » Mon Dec 19, 2016 9:41 am #236807

holy shit that's hilarious

Whoisthere · Post by **Whoisthere** » Mon Dec 19, 2016 10:47 am #236812

I played with this 8 months old newfie yesterday and it was pretty awesome, my hands still smell like dog I need to get a big hairy dog.

Best part was the owner told me the pup is too lazy to go for long walks.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Wed Dec 21, 2016 3:26 pm #237474

Head injuries are not fun. Did she fall or something?

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Wed Dec 21, 2016 5:46 pm #237496

Was your dad drunk?

Driving into a parked car is something a woman usually ends up doing.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Wed Dec 21, 2016 6:04 pm #237499

If there is a bump and the impact was not incredibly excessive that usually means there is no concussion

420weedscopes · Wed Dec 21, 2016 9:35 pm

Malkevin wrote:Girl?
Or man that plays a girl online?

girl

cosmic i hope you get a break from shit times soon

420weedscopes · Thu Dec 22, 2016 6:35 pm

awe some
sketching supplies are pretty dope

why are there muggers in the countryside

Screemonster · Thu Dec 22, 2016 7:49 pm

I got my nephew a tiny chainsaw. It's got a little string chain with silver beads on it that goes round and everything.

what the hell is it with toy power tools these days actually looking like power tools, all the shit I had as a kid was shit like drills that were vaguely pistol-shaped and had a corkscrew bit on them, I'd have loved this shit when I was six.
They do a hammerdrill too and it's even got shit like that measuring rod thing you use for setting the depth of the hole you want to drill.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Thu Dec 22, 2016 8:22 pm #237846

420weedscopes wrote:awe some
sketching supplies are pretty dope

why are there muggers in the countryside

Did you get mugged in the country?

Remie Richards · Sun Dec 25, 2016 12:00 am

It's christmas! (in the real world, GMT+0)

Merry christmas!

Screemonster · Sun Dec 25, 2016 12:02 am

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sun Dec 25, 2016 12:08 am #238343

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sun Dec 25, 2016 1:05 am #238353

CosmicScientist wrote:Merry Chri- oh... hi Father Lizardmas. Did you bring us presents?

Spoiler:

Post by **Armhulen** » Sun Dec 25, 2016 1:45 am #238360

that lizard looks like a dick

A3STH3T1CS · Post by **A3STH3T1CS** » Sun Dec 25, 2016 4:56 am #238410

i think i'll bump the sec-borg thread again in lue of the Christmas spirit

Screemonster · Sun Dec 25, 2016 5:07 am

make them red and green and call them crimborgs

with tinsel ziptie dispensers

Post by **Armhulen** » Sun Dec 25, 2016 7:38 pm #238544

me and my friend were planning to go to Canada for Christmas

he left in the middle of the night without me

A3STH3T1CS · Post by **A3STH3T1CS** » Sun Dec 25, 2016 11:55 pm #238582

sounds like your friend is a piece of shit

Post by **Armhulen** » Mon Dec 26, 2016 12:39 am #238588

it's too late for that discovery. Once again proves that space friends are only friends

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Dec 26, 2016 12:31 pm #238683

Armhulen wrote:that lizard looks like a dick

You have nobody but yourself to blame.

Post by **Armhulen** » Mon Dec 26, 2016 7:30 pm #238730

but that's just like, your opinion man

Spoiler:

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Dec 26, 2016 7:48 pm #238736

Lizards are pure.
PURE!

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Mon Dec 26, 2016 8:05 pm #238739

pure bullshit

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Dec 26, 2016 8:37 pm #238745

bitch pls

Whoisthere · Post by **Whoisthere** » Wed Dec 28, 2016 8:32 am #239086

I regret buying the "dadlifts are hard to recover from" meme. I wish I did high volume dadlifting before.

A3STH3T1CS · Post by **A3STH3T1CS** » Thu Dec 29, 2016 11:04 pm #239455

>when furries think

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu Dec 29, 2016 11:08 pm #239458

more like if tbh fam

Whoisthere · Post by **Whoisthere** » Sun Jan 01, 2017 2:50 pm #240033

I went to a local children's library for nostalgia's sake and was greeted by the smell of old paper and by librarians and there was this hot, uh, nerd, I guess? She was 18 or so. I immediately wanted to volunteer to work at the library but then I remembered I am taken and also thought that staining the library with bodily fluids no matter the temperature of passion would be sacrilege. Old books are like God's love, you can be bleeding outta 10 stabbing wounds and be puking up beer, blood and shit spirits but the moment you drag yourself into a library you'll feel at peace in any state.

It's like a church for people that don't church. Even if I got into drunk new year threesome with that library nerd girl it would be more like having cheap candy and comfort black tea in an unfashionable dusty sweater than something out of pornmd or whatever. Children's libraries rule. There were a bunch of books about ufos and such, when I become a wanted man they'll find me at the library reading about ufos and sasquatches and having tea with librarians. I mean all that paper yellow from age, those obscure books that only a kid would read like DRACULA VS SHERLOCK HOLMES, everything's so unfashionable, wood everywhere, those library plants. I dunno. It's just perfect. Not like a university library or a serious adult library where they tried to make it modern or artsy or whatever. No.

There was also a bunch of kids playing Dota and also in the section for the littlest kids there was a stuffed cow and a bunch of tiny adorable chairs and tables. Also there was Hamsun and Abe and that French dude and the rest of them what kind of children's library is that.

If all that shit sounds pretentious I am sorry it's how I feel fuck you can we at least agree that old libraries and the smell of old ass paper and also retarded ass books about kid detectives and shit like that are awesome in a weird way

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sun Jan 01, 2017 3:03 pm #240036

Nice tune, real easy is that way.

Whoisthere · Post by **Whoisthere** » Sun Jan 01, 2017 3:40 pm #240038

When all you have is shitposting everything looks like a nail nice tune

Screemonster · Sun Jan 01, 2017 8:02 pm

Screemonster wrote:I got my nephew a tiny chainsaw. It's got a little string chain with silver beads on it that goes round and everything.

what the hell is it with toy power tools these days actually looking like power tools, all the shit I had as a kid was shit like drills that were vaguely pistol-shaped and had a corkscrew bit on them, I'd have loved this shit when I was six.
They do a hammerdrill too and it's even got shit like that measuring rod thing you use for setting the depth of the hole you want to drill.

update: he got his chainsaw and pretty much immediately assaulted his sister with it, A+

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Sun Jan 01, 2017 11:50 pm #240086

I have nothing of importance to post here

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Mon Jan 02, 2017 3:35 pm #240183

So... is everyone dreading going back to work tomorrow?

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Jan 02, 2017 4:19 pm #240190

Malkevin wrote:So... is everyone dreading going back to work tomorrow?

>tomorrow
>tfw free to wait another week

420weedscopes · Tue Jan 03, 2017 11:04 am

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Whoisthere · Post by **Whoisthere** » Tue Jan 03, 2017 1:48 pm #240434

>want to talk to my boss re me leaving
>fucker says I HAVE NO TIME RIGHT NOW and buggers out of the office

Whoisthere · Post by **Whoisthere** » Wed Jan 04, 2017 9:10 am #240650

Finally told them I'm leaving, one more month of this bullshit, then I am free and happy, and won't have to use the forums to keep myself sane at work, and everyone will be better off.

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Wed Jan 04, 2017 10:18 am #240655

>Relying on this place for sanity

I hope I don't have to point out exactly what you're doing wrong here

Whoisthere · Post by **Whoisthere** » Wed Jan 04, 2017 1:53 pm #240679

I need insanity in my life to feel sane. Today I discovered Vorestation ban appeal forum though. Should help me pull through this month.

Whoisthere · Post by **Whoisthere** » Wed Jan 04, 2017 1:59 pm #240681

I don't know I mean

Spoiler: