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The illuminati and puppet government

Post by TheTerbs » #1296

if you believe in any of that you are fucking stupid

i knew this girl at work who was telling me "theres this video on the internet and its justin bieber and his eyes roll up into his head and turn white for a split second its the illuminati man"

IT WAS ON YOUTUBE AND MY COUSIN SEEN IT TOO ITS REAL

then i told her how i could do that on my computer in about 3 minutes and then she told me "well what about michael jackson, like the day before he died he was talking about the evil people and groups that want to destroy his career, then he got shot"

like how the fuck do you not know that was in like 06 and jackson died of overdose

and she posted on twitter "lmao when people talk about things they dont know lol"

everyone who believes anything about the illuminati or the global banks running the world is retarded or 16

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

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Post by Psyentific » #1298

Illuminati shill detected.
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Post by TheTerbs » #1300

Psyentific wrote:Illuminati shill detected.
if there is an illuminati the only thing that makes any sense is that all the retarded illuminati shit on the internet is there only to point everyone in the opposite direction

in that case if anything i am the illuminato
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Post by Mr Wondrous » #1301

If you say you're of the Illuminati than you're lying and if you say you aren't then you are lying. Illuminati are liars so clearly you are one and this is more propaganda.
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Post by Psyentific » #1304

The greatest deception of the twentieth century was the widespread belief that the Illuminati does not exist.
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Post by TheTerbs » #1311

Psyentific wrote:The greatest deception of the twenty-first century was the widespread belief that the Illuminati does exist.

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Post by Jalleo » #1322

Everything has a possibility to exist until you look at it.

Its actually true god damn quantum physics!
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Re: The illuminati and puppet government

Post by Pestilence » #1382

Yes, good goyim, believe in the illuminati and not in the glow clouds.
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Post by ThanatosRa » #1476

It's kinda funny. The Illuminati is bullshit... but the people you'd expect to be IN the Illuminati already run the country. And they aren't hiding.
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Post by TheTerbs » #1536

ThanatosRa wrote:It's kinda funny. The Illuminati is bullshit... but the people you'd expect to be IN the Illuminati already run the country. And they aren't hiding.
Well people think the illuminati has a cure for cancer yet

Steve jobs died of cancer

Wouldn't the man who made a device everyone carries capable of spying on anyone with one be at the top of the illuminutty

Wouldn't he just take his anti cancer pill?
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Post by Vekter » #1558

Conspiritard general? Or shitposting general? #codeconspiracy
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Post by ThanatosRa » #1708

TheTerbs wrote:
ThanatosRa wrote:It's kinda funny. The Illuminati is bullshit... but the people you'd expect to be IN the Illuminati already run the country. And they aren't hiding.
Well people think the illuminati has a cure for cancer yet

Steve jobs died of cancer

Wouldn't the man who made a device everyone carries capable of spying on anyone with one be at the top of the illuminutty

Wouldn't he just take his anti cancer pill?
And they haven't developed it because there's no money in it. Or they just haven't figured it out. For them it's all about How they get their money and how quick they get their money.
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Post by TheTerbs » #1710

ThanatosRa wrote:
TheTerbs wrote:
ThanatosRa wrote:It's kinda funny. The Illuminati is bullshit... but the people you'd expect to be IN the Illuminati already run the country. And they aren't hiding.
Well people think the illuminati has a cure for cancer yet

Steve jobs died of cancer

Wouldn't the man who made a device everyone carries capable of spying on anyone with one be at the top of the illuminutty

Wouldn't he just take his anti cancer pill?
And they haven't developed it because there's no money in it. Or they just haven't figured it out. For them it's all about How they get their money and how quick they get their money.
or maybe conspiracies are fucking retarded
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Post by ThanatosRa » #1754

TheTerbs wrote:
ThanatosRa wrote:
TheTerbs wrote:
ThanatosRa wrote:It's kinda funny. The Illuminati is bullshit... but the people you'd expect to be IN the Illuminati already run the country. And they aren't hiding.
Well people think the illuminati has a cure for cancer yet

Steve jobs died of cancer

Wouldn't the man who made a device everyone carries capable of spying on anyone with one be at the top of the illuminutty

Wouldn't he just take his anti cancer pill?
And they haven't developed it because there's no money in it. Or they just haven't figured it out. For them it's all about How they get their money and how quick they get their money.
or maybe conspiracies are fucking retarded
I agree. But I'm not talking about a conspiracy anyway. It's less conspiracy, and more rich assholes blatantly using money as speech.
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Post by QuantumDelpha » #2389

Kraso wrote:Image
oh is that maddox i really like his youtube channel
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Post by Kraso » #2402

QuantumDelpha wrote:
Kraso wrote:Image
oh is that maddox i really like his youtube channel
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QuantumDelpha wrote:
Kraso wrote:Image
oh is that maddox i really like his youtube channel
>You don't know about el Che
Shocking. Utterly shocking.
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Post by Munchlax » #2454

this guy
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Post by QuantumDelpha » #2637

haha you all fell for my master ruse :ugeek:

jokes on you i was just pretending to be retarded
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Post by ThanatosRa » #2740

QuantumDelpha wrote:haha you all fell for my master ruse :ugeek:

jokes on you i was just pretending to be retarded
... sure, we'll go with that.
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Post by SergeantSkread » #2745

Are you people still arguing about this.... Wake the fuck up you big retards, the illerminaty was just created as a diversion from the admin conspiracies to keep me out of the server.

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ThanatosRa wrote:
QuantumDelpha wrote:haha you all fell for my master ruse :ugeek:

jokes on you i was just pretending to be retarded
... sure, we'll go with that.
what

that was the most obvious of sarcasms

even a big autist like me got it
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Post by Munchlax » #2753

Quantum has a history of making weird posts that were serious
so I'm not suprised some people believed it.
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Post by paprika » #2866

>no morrison and kurt cobain as victims of the illuminati

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Post by QuantumDelpha » #2922

geilebeer wrote:Quantum has a history of making weird posts that were serious
so I'm not suprised some people believed it.
oh my god people know me i feel popular now

Nah but I know who El Che is, and was just making a big ruse cruise for you guys to slippyslam down.
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paprika wrote:>no morrison and kurt cobain as victims of the illuminati

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the illuminati gave kurt cobain's microphone a slight modification
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Rohen_Tahir wrote: ↑Tue Oct 05, 2021 9:25 pm It's my pizzaz
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Rohen_Tahir wrote: ↑Tue Oct 05, 2021 9:25 pm It's my pizzaz
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