Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Fri Oct 21, 2016 11:14 am #220138

Bottom post of the previous page:

See, and that's why I didn't like it.

peoplearestrange · Fri Oct 21, 2016 12:58 pm

Airport lounges... that weird in between place.

Started watching "stranger things" pretty good so far, 3 episodes in.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sat Oct 22, 2016 12:08 am #220314

And now done with Constant Gardener.
Also a ride.

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Sat Oct 22, 2016 12:52 am #220318

peoplearestrange wrote:Airport lounges... that weird in between place.

Started watching "stranger things" pretty good so far, 3 episodes in.

Are those People Stranger?

... sorry I thought the first attempt at a bad joke was clever. I had to doubledown.

Remie Richards · Sat Oct 22, 2016 6:35 am

Binged all of season 3 of Black Mirror.
Charlie Brooker has fucking out done himself.

Holy fucking shit.

420weedscopes · Sun Oct 23, 2016 2:44 am

OKAY
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/723323 ... sation-IVF
O K A Y

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Sun Oct 23, 2016 3:02 am #220601

>You will finally get a Prescription Waifu for your disability
>You can finally claim the autismbux you deserve

Gib me those gibes

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Sun Oct 23, 2016 10:07 am #220642

Well atleast now wankers can get a blue badge so they're allowed to park in the disabled spots they always park in.

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Sun Oct 23, 2016 12:00 pm #220655

lolwat

is this serious?

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Sun Oct 23, 2016 12:51 pm #220661

capitalized words that don't need to be capitalized in news article titles, what a madman

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Sun Oct 23, 2016 4:48 pm #220694

The Express's website is complete and utter trash.
Actual paper is a good read though surprisingly.

I used to have the express news app on my phone, used it once, saw all the honey trap titles that made it look like those ads from imgid, quickly uninstalled it.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Sun Oct 23, 2016 9:51 pm #220771

just finished catching up on i am a hero

what the fuck am i reading

420weedscopes · Thu Oct 27, 2016 8:49 pm

i have been working on a guild wars title for ten years
now i haven't been doing it every day
life happens and i have to work and pay bills and all that shit
but recently i had some time to work on this title
it is the Survivor title and you get it for amassing levels 1->20's worth of exp (140,600exp) without dying once
there are two extra ranks but i do not care for them i just want the one it has sentimental value to me at this point
here is a wiki link if you are interested in that https://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Survivor

there are daily missions called Zaishen Mission/Bounty/Vanquish
a mission is just do one of the story missions such as Imperial Palace or Boreas Seabed
a bounty is just Kill This Boss In Hard Mode He's Here
a vanquish is Kill Every Enemy Over Here
today i did the last one of those with a lovely group from my alliance
a dervish (damage) an assassin (damage) a ritualist (spirit spamming (similar to minion master)) a ranger (grouping/speed) me (aoe) and some healing heroes (npcs)
i warn them all

hey guys
i'm going for a title i've been working on it little by little for a while
just giving you a warning that i might disappear if things get hairy

everyone else: yes ok

so we start the vanquish
it's all lv26 stuff, bosses are lv30 it's all a bit of a challenge, nice and fun
we all use our consumable stuff to get through some of the harder parts (necromancer, elementalist and monk boss AND a bunch of other nerd idiots that can each fuck us up)
get through some kournans, some plants, some skale all the good shit

we have reached the final stretch
there are two groups of skale near to each other and we have killed 280 foes up to this point
we are certain that these last two groups are the last ones
one has a boss the other has a healer
just a matter of pulling one away from the other and killing them one by one
we decide to kill the one with the boss first
we lure them away and start to fuck em up, it's looking good, necromancer dying, that boss is on half health
then the boss changes its aggression
it SHOULD be angry at the ritualist's spirits
it is now angry at me
it performs the skill Triple Chop which is a warrior axe mastery elite skill
it hits you three times for a small-moderate amount of damage
each hit did 400hp of damage
as a caster i only have 495hp

today i lost 10 years of progress

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Fri Oct 28, 2016 12:55 am #221848

[youtube]QuNhTLVgV2Y[/youtube]

Survivor used to be harder. From character creation to level 20 you were not allowed to die even once. No resets, if you died you had to recreate your character.

420weedscopes · Fri Oct 28, 2016 3:26 am

yeppers i remember that shit
i also remember the second day i played guild wars i was in Shing Jea Monastery and some guy whispered me asking "hey how do you already have the survivor title"
i did not know about the survivor title
my character has Survivor in its name
sentimental value

goodnight

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Fri Oct 28, 2016 3:36 am #221899

Fuuck dude that is horrible.

Remie Richards · Fri Oct 28, 2016 3:46 am

That's monumentally shitty.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Fri Oct 28, 2016 9:06 am #221941

A mighty monument to autism collapsed the moment before it was finished.

Yeah, I kinda know that feel.

aranamor · Post by **aranamor** » Fri Oct 28, 2016 3:04 pm #221991

Gaze upon my works, ye mighty, and despair.

Sorry dude, I've lost good shit to permadeath but never with that hard work.

IrishWristWatch0 · Sat Oct 29, 2016 2:53 pm

Hangover Harry is staying with me today I guess. Dude threw an axe at my head.

A3STH3T1CS · Post by **A3STH3T1CS** » Sun Oct 30, 2016 2:43 am #222371

did he miss lol

Alipheese · Post by **Alipheese** » Sun Oct 30, 2016 2:56 am #222372

Went with my mom and grandma to see Sully. Good movie. 10/10 would want Sully as station captain.
There was a cashier girl that was super short and super cute. Chatted up abit while getting a popcorn refill.
Went to get dinner from Wendy's on the way home. Saw a neckbeard with 3 chins. He was staring at me the entire time, I was slightly terrified of being eaten.
Then in an hour I go to my roleplay gamin session.
Today's been a good day.

Post by **oranges** » Sun Oct 30, 2016 2:58 am #222373

rekt lmao

Alipheese · Post by **Alipheese** » Sun Oct 30, 2016 3:13 am #222377

oranges wrote:rekt lmao

I shit you not the guy was like a blob round.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Oct 31, 2016 6:02 am #222599

This would probably go in the shitty ideas thread, except I'm not even ironically thinking of it as possible.

After enough Morrowind and Skyrim, plus some Daggerfall, I wonder what Elder Station 13 would be like.
Presumably a Dwemer turbine running the whole thing, and instead of a powernet you'd get a steam grid delivering via atmos.
Of course races and powers might also be interesting and I won't even mention lizards here. Imagine nearly every elf running around with magic, Imperials getting stunhands once a shift, khajiit with built-in NVGs and so on.
Hell, imagine security with swords and crossbows.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Mon Oct 31, 2016 8:00 am #222619

Steampunk?

Fucker off Hipster.

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Mon Oct 31, 2016 12:35 pm #222640

we've already got clockwork cult steampunking up the place

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Mon Oct 31, 2016 1:03 pm #222645

> morrowind is hipster

U srs?

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Oct 31, 2016 1:21 pm #222648

Ricotez wrote:we've already got clockwork cult steampunking up the place

Yes, but the Numidium would give Ratvar the finger any day of the week.

A3STH3T1CS · Post by **A3STH3T1CS** » Mon Oct 31, 2016 7:56 pm #222691

i sense something fun on the horizon

A3STH3T1CS · Post by **A3STH3T1CS** » Mon Oct 31, 2016 9:13 pm #222708

that image feels like a gold mine to me

are there any other snappy translations on say/mean things?

Screemonster · Tue Nov 01, 2016 1:55 pm

something like 3% of current-design £1 coins are fakes so it's probably about time they did something to make it harder to forge them

420weedscopes · Tue Nov 01, 2016 2:29 pm

and with this
19995

Post by **Thunder11** » Tue Nov 01, 2016 5:07 pm #222855

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue Nov 01, 2016 5:20 pm #222859

I got meaningless repeating digits for ego.

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Post by **Thunder11** » Tue Nov 01, 2016 6:09 pm #222874

An excellent get indeed

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Tue Nov 01, 2016 7:18 pm #222897

it looks like a €1 coin

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Tue Nov 01, 2016 9:30 pm #222932

I wonder how much it costs to make per coin...

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Tue Nov 01, 2016 9:41 pm #222933

Mass production. They make thousands at once and the material isn't valuable on its own, so the cost of actually making the things is pretty low

You could probably get the actual numbers if you look hard enough

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Wed Nov 02, 2016 12:48 am #222975

Well mom is now very close to the end of her life now. Was on palliative care to try and comfort her and get her strength back. Not working so well. If what we're trying to do doesn't work, it won't be long before 2016 literally orphans me.

420weedscopes · Wed Nov 02, 2016 1:01 pm

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Wed Nov 02, 2016 8:24 pm #223141

Armin Shimerman - Jew
Aron Eisenberg - Jew
Max Grodénchik - Jew

And they say the Ferengis aren't Space Jews!

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Thu Nov 03, 2016 11:07 pm #223397

Also some of my favorite actors.

A3STH3T1CS · Post by **A3STH3T1CS** » Sat Nov 05, 2016 1:16 am #223702

It's not my birthday.

IrishWristWatch0 · Sat Nov 05, 2016 1:36 am

A3STH3T1CS wrote:It's not my birthday.

sucks

A3STH3T1CS · Post by **A3STH3T1CS** » Sat Nov 05, 2016 2:19 am #223724

It's a blessing

TheColdTurtle · Sat Nov 05, 2016 7:08 pm

Are you living in the xcom universe?

Remie Richards · Sat Nov 05, 2016 7:28 pm

TheColdTurtle wrote:Are you living in the xcom universe?

He's referring to the fireworks.
It's bonfire night.

Where we lovingly and sarcastically take the piss out of the time a guy tried to explode parliament, Guy fawkes.
The fireworks represent the explosion that would have happened, and bonfires just for the general blaze this would have caused.

tl;dr we annually celebrate a failed terrorist attack.

Remie Richards · Sat Nov 05, 2016 8:43 pm

Because parliament would have burned had he succeeded.
yes he was planning to blow it up, but explosions tend to leave fire.

plus it's very ritualistic and fire suits that.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Sat Nov 05, 2016 10:12 pm #223823

I LOLed

[youtube]4xg-Wk2DEXs[/youtube]

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sun Nov 06, 2016 11:20 pm #224025

[youtube]O3r1UlYt5go[/youtube]
This is something.