2k16 /pol/

ShadowDimentio · Tue Oct 11, 2016 11:18 am

Bottom post of the previous page:

I'M DISSATISFIED SO THE ENTIRE SYSTEM SHOULD CHANGE TO SUIT ME

aranamor · Post by **aranamor** » Tue Oct 11, 2016 3:04 pm #217660

They burnt our women, raped our crops and trampled our churches!

InsaneHyena · Post by **InsaneHyena** » Tue Oct 11, 2016 5:49 pm #217681

What did he mean by this?

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Tue Oct 11, 2016 5:52 pm #217682

that now the gloves are off

aranamor · Post by **aranamor** » Tue Oct 11, 2016 6:20 pm #217690

That even with everyone treating him with the kid gloves in every debate he still thinks he's somehow at a disadvantage. He's a narcissistic tool.

DrPillzRedux · Tue Oct 11, 2016 6:40 pm

aranamor wrote:That even with everyone treating him with the kid gloves in every debate he still thinks he's somehow at a disadvantage. He's a narcissistic tool.

Spotted the hillshill.

ShadowDimentio · Tue Oct 11, 2016 6:52 pm

The two people hosting the second debate were super on Shillary's side, he was right in saying at one point it was 3V1

aranamor · Post by **aranamor** » Tue Oct 11, 2016 7:16 pm #217707

>not voting vermin supreme

when I get my free pony I'll be laughing at all of you

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Tue Oct 11, 2016 7:21 pm #217711

> thinking trump is a dumbass means you are a Hillary shill

They are both equally awful and being so incredibly defensive makes your camp seem like a bunch of retards. Also i think the grab em by the pussy debacle is going to hurt him with swing voters more than you are willing to admit

aranamor · Post by **aranamor** » Tue Oct 11, 2016 7:32 pm #217718

[youtube]nxaLOsqTIQw[/youtube]

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Tue Oct 11, 2016 8:04 pm #217724

Well hey
That shit works

Over here the current prime minister litterally said he'd give everyone in the country 1000 euro if he was elected.
Idiots fell for it, they never got their 1000 bux

Also, amusement.
https://puu.sh/rF6Ev.webm

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Wed Oct 12, 2016 11:01 am #217868

Another top notch, totally unbiased report on Hillary bashing from the BBC

Edit: Also... clowns
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-37604715

Anyone live in Tucson, Arizona?
You need to go to the clown rally this Saturday and grab some pictures.
Bonus points if you do so dressed either as the mime or wearing a red jumpsuit.

ShadowDimentio · Wed Oct 12, 2016 11:21 am

; HELP CLOWN COVERED IN BLOOD IN SOUTH SCI MAINT KILLING ME

ShadowDimentio · Thu Oct 13, 2016 6:35 pm

Two chicks came out of nowhere claiming Trump fondled them roughly a century ago and only just now came forward at such a convenient time because of "moral obligations".

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Thu Oct 13, 2016 7:08 pm #218224

aranamor · Post by **aranamor** » Thu Oct 13, 2016 8:40 pm #218245

Rape never happens because I say so
Powerful men never keep their victims quiet ever
I like blaming victims while excusing the actions of abusers

ShadowDimentio · Thu Oct 13, 2016 8:54 pm

If they had some evidence I'd change my tune but the timing seems to be just a hair convenient.

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Thu Oct 13, 2016 8:57 pm #218256

Amusingly, there was a post on /pol/ about the DNC (One guy claiming to work there) going to make up fake rapes to try to stop Trump

About a week ago.
Guess that may have been legit

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu Oct 13, 2016 9:16 pm #218266

>trump
>stop
You mean "further increase his reverse speed", don't you.

Screemonster · Thu Oct 13, 2016 9:21 pm

make skyrim great again

aranamor · Post by **aranamor** » Thu Oct 13, 2016 9:25 pm #218272

why couldn't you kill Ulfric and replace him with the princess of solitude, or the cool bear guy?

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu Oct 13, 2016 9:25 pm #218273

Skyrim is a province of the Empire of Tamriel.
It's already as great as it can be.

Screemonster · Thu Oct 13, 2016 10:12 pm

CosmicScientist wrote:Why couldn't you do a Fallout New Vegas and become the leader yourself? Even the lore supports this.

because new vegas was written by obsidian and skyrim was written by bethesda

ShadowDimentio · Thu Oct 13, 2016 11:31 pm

[youtube]dtRj6x1jHuU[/youtube]

TheColdTurtle · Fri Oct 14, 2016 2:01 am

It's treason then

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Fri Oct 14, 2016 2:29 am #218382

ShadowDimentio · Fri Oct 14, 2016 2:31 am

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE TRUMP OR HILLARY BUT IT WAS REALLY ME-- JEB!!

aranamor · Post by **aranamor** » Fri Oct 14, 2016 3:31 am #218393

WRYYYYYYY

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Fri Oct 14, 2016 3:33 am #218394

So what happens if a third party candidate gets enough votes to make it impossible for all sides to get above 270?

ShadowDimentio · Fri Oct 14, 2016 3:35 am

If there's nobody with 270 votes, they run the vote again with the top two from the tie I think.

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Fri Oct 14, 2016 3:56 am #218403

The powers that be will never let that happen.

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Fri Oct 14, 2016 6:15 am #218424

So its just delaying the inevitable

DrPillzRedux · Fri Oct 14, 2016 7:19 am

>Trump has bad foreign policy

You have to be absolutely fucked to think that. Hillary wants to push against Russia. Trump wants to stay the hell out of it. He also wants to enforce immigration laws, vet those coming into the country, rework/get rid of NAFTA/TPP/all the trade deals other countries get. Yet he breaks off from the right on healthcare and wants to make it so people who can't afford it can still get it. Trump is the very definition of a human candidate. He has his flaws but he knows what the common man wants.

It's also funny how people scream "WELL HE TALKED DIRTY ABOUT WOMEN!" and they all turn out to be tumblr tier people. Even when you point out the Shelton case and Bill's and Hill's harassment of Bill's victims, the massive list of people they've offed, and a ton of other shit, they say "WELL TRUMP IS IMMORAL I'M VOTING MORALLY!". What's moral about voting for Hillary with what I said before? Trump is the far better choice.

People give /pol/ a lot of crap and rightfully so, it's full of cancer. However, some people on there are seriously dedicated and have pieced together a ton of information on Clinton's activities.

Post by **oranges** » Fri Oct 14, 2016 7:41 am #218446

fuck trump, fuck hillary

Ken Bone for pres 2016

Fri Oct 14, 2016 8:16 am

oranges wrote:fuck trump, fuck hillary

Ken Bone for pres 2016

Ken Bone wants to raise taxes to fund his crazy energy plan. I'm voting for Jake the Plumber. He's going to fix the government's leaky mess.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Fri Oct 14, 2016 9:01 am #218453

CosmicScientist wrote:
ShadowDimentio wrote:If there's nobody with 270 votes, they run the vote again with the top two from the tie I think.
We got a coalition here in the old world that obliterated the third party and ensured the bigger one's place. Has Murica ever had a "oalition before? Because if not, I imagine you'd probably go straight to a second vote, maybe not stopping voting for third parties because demooocracy. Now I'm sounding like that anti-AV video. Maybe you'd just have to suck it up without a majority. This is where FPTP falls down if the entire point is to get a majority gummerment.

Reminder that the nazi's didn't actually win an election but got in as a minor party to the german conservative party.

Good thing lib dems were a bunch of push overs.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Fri Oct 14, 2016 10:10 am #218461

Hitler was an anti-smoking vegetarian.

Incomptinence · Fri Oct 14, 2016 10:31 am

Hitler was a secret dog supremacist who sought to replace mankind with dogs.

Spoiler:

aranamor · Post by **aranamor** » Fri Oct 14, 2016 1:03 pm #218478

Where were you the day Pillz went insane

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Fri Oct 14, 2016 2:05 pm #218489

On Basil with my ilggas.

aranamor · Post by **aranamor** » Fri Oct 14, 2016 2:08 pm #218491

Okay you know what can I sign up as a nazi and get a cute revealing uniform so I can purge all the lizards in style

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Fri Oct 14, 2016 2:10 pm #218493

Purge them of their reproductive fluids, probably.
We all know they're alien-fucking degenerates.

ShadowDimentio · Fri Oct 14, 2016 2:18 pm

NSFW:

TheColdTurtle · Fri Oct 14, 2016 2:55 pm

Even as a nazi, aran still craves attention

aranamor · Post by **aranamor** » Fri Oct 14, 2016 3:27 pm #218515

pet me and give me recognition

onleavedontatme · Fri Oct 14, 2016 3:59 pm

Why is Shadowdimentio making things up about the electoral college? Why are people speculating based on him confusing the /tg/ runoffs with real life?

The House (currently republican) gets to settle a tied election.

ShadowDimentio · Fri Oct 14, 2016 4:08 pm

Clearly this is a sinister conspiracy on my part

onleavedontatme · Fri Oct 14, 2016 4:10 pm

Don't flatter yourself, I'm not mistaking your ignorance for malice.

ShadowDimentio · Fri Oct 14, 2016 5:30 pm

Yeah man I didn't know the specific procedure for resolving an exceedingly unlikely scenario in a US election, I'm so ignorant

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Fri Oct 14, 2016 6:29 pm #218562

It's only unlikely because your system is shit and doesn't allow choice aside from a douche or a turd sandwich

ShadowDimentio · Fri Oct 14, 2016 6:45 pm

>Implying the UK politicians/system are any better

Spicy memes