[niknakflak] Nekose - Suicide Watch

[Nekose]

Byond account and character name: Nekose

Banning admin: niknakflak

Ban reason and length: Suicide at Roundstart as RD, indefinite Captain and RD job ban

Date ban was placed: 23 July

Your side of the story: Ate too many hot pockets and had to shit like a xeno was forcing it's way out of my anus. May have forgotten to PM an admin before suicide in my haste to unleash my anus

Why you think you should be unbanned: Will eat less hot pockets, and/or promise to PM an admin before leaving a head job even if it means I shit my pants.

[Stickymayhem]

Upgrade to a Nanotrasen approved station brand such as Donk Pockets please.

[NikNakFlak]

I don't quite think I've ever seen an appeal like this. Either way, thanks for appealing. Just makes sure you adminhelp in the future, and son, control your butt.
Lifted.

[Hibbles]

I have literally never been prouder of /tg/station players and administrators than this moment.