Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

A3STH3T1CS · Post by **A3STH3T1CS** » Sat Sep 10, 2016 2:51 am #210206

Bottom post of the previous page:

does anyone have the video of spongebob and squidward bouncing up and down to deathgrips

Remie Richards · Sat Sep 10, 2016 2:54 pm

~New glasses~
wooooo!

I actually hate how I look less now!!1!
yaayaayayayay!!!11!!!!one!

Edit:
found this funny video on the subreddit

Spoiler:

watched it a few times, only to then notice that it's my changeling sprite they're using.
completely flew past me the first few times.

420weedscopes · Sat Sep 10, 2016 7:31 pm

glasses are GOAT

EndgamerAzari · Mon Sep 12, 2016 12:39 am

My classes start at 9am EST tomorrow. Time for three months of information deluge and panicking as to whether I'm actually absorbing anything, hopefully followed by a well-paying and not too soul-draining job.

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Mon Sep 12, 2016 7:29 pm #210897

Takeguru wrote:There's going to be a Carlin special on the 16th

Apparently this was recorded on 9/10/2001, and he said something to the effect of "I like it when a lot of people die", and then a day later 9/11 goes down and they decided to shelve the recording

15 years later and we finally get to see it

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/09/05/arts/ ... p=cur&_r=0

I own his last Autobiography "Last Words". One of my most favourite books. The last chapter is very bittersweet as he had plans to do a broadway play that was different than a lot of what he'd done before, but obviously his heart gave out so he never did it. A life full of great loves, great success, great pain, and a lot of fucking drugs.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Tue Sep 13, 2016 3:01 pm #211135

I drank too much last night and Ive been nursing s hangover all day. Fucking sucks.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Tue Sep 13, 2016 3:12 pm #211139

Work hangovers are the worst. One time when i was still working in a car parts factory i got real real fucked up on a sunday night because it was my GF's birthday. Got like 3-4 hours of sleep, got to work the next day, was still drunk. I regard it as one of the worst days of my life. The hangover slowly crept in over the course of the day, and i was working hard the whole time. Jesus it was awful. Since then i have never made that mistake to that degree, although i do occasionally push it and have a mild to moderate hangover. Now that i work in a lab though it is not nearly as bad

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Tue Sep 13, 2016 4:52 pm #211173

Try going to work when you have full blown alcohol poisoning.

Not my proudest moment, pretty sure its fucked my gag reflex and several internal organs.

Remie Richards · Wed Sep 14, 2016 12:42 am

Take my mum to the dentist, things don't go well, she goes to work I go home, get to bed for about 12 (midday) (cos I've not slept the previous day).
Wake at 7PM, I can work with this, watch things I want to watch and talk to people I want to talk to.
I'll just close my eyes for 2 seconds.
1:40AM...

*sigh*

Super Aggro Crag · Wed Sep 14, 2016 1:12 am

Damn son, I'm dying.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Wed Sep 14, 2016 1:14 am #211271

The worst I ever experienced was showing up to work with a pretty fierce hangover, and a Gatorade.

I started to bounce back but then started to crash hard. So I kept chugging the Gatorade. Man I just gotta hydrate. Gotta get those vitamins. Electrolytes are the shit plants crave, right?

Turns out the Gatorade WAS FROM 1996 and had just been in my pantry for that long and I didn't notice. I was fucking poisoning myself ontop of having a hangover and it was awful as you can imagine. Ended up going home after vomiting pretty heavily multiple times, then drank water and spent the next like 18 hours straight curled up in bed trying not to die.

Super Aggro Crag · Wed Sep 14, 2016 1:26 am

I've had a hangover. Once. I stopped having them, though.

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Wed Sep 14, 2016 2:19 am #211279

I've never had one yet

I plan to keep it that way

Remie Richards · Wed Sep 14, 2016 2:59 am

XSI wrote:I've never had one yet

I plan to keep it that way

same, though I can count the number of times I've drank alcohol on 3 fingers.
it's 3 times (honk).

Once at a christmas 4-5 years ago, had 1 glass of babysham and I became a braindead lump for the rest of the night.
About 8 months ago (I think) I was with my close friend circle at one of their houses, and I had some apple sours.
About 6 months ago that same group of people went to the pub and we had a pitcher of some stuff and it was ok.

none of those times did I -really- drink drink, and the first time I would have been 14/15 with no prior drinking experience so that's probably why It hit me so hard that night.

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Wed Sep 14, 2016 3:14 am #211286

I drink occasionally, but I am and was aware of how shit hangovers are from what I have been told, and have drank water or juice as well all those times I drank

I don't feel like I'm missing out on anything either, so I will continue doing what I have been doing in that regard

Remie Richards · Wed Sep 14, 2016 3:27 am

XSI wrote: I don't feel like I'm missing out on anything either

This right here.
What I have drank was alright.
but... nothing special really, so whenever we go out anywhere I tend to just get J2Os, orange juice tastes just as good as any alcohol I've drank.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Wed Sep 14, 2016 3:31 am #211291

I love me some OJ but i like beer and scotch too much to give it up at this point

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed Sep 14, 2016 5:43 am #211304

Ultimately we all hydrate with water and water accessories.

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Wed Sep 14, 2016 8:02 am #211330

I tend to only drink with my buds at their house, there's just something about sitting around a fire drinking. my only experience with alcohol thus far had been just JD whiskey, but last Saturday I bought some of the jd honey and man I really love that stuff. I had about half the bottle of that (it was a cheap $20 gift pack one and had two 375ml bottles) and boom I'm in that sweet zone for the rest of the night but I'm not really feeling the hangover the next day. I remember (different time) I was chilling at my buds house sleeping over that night and the next day I had to ride my bike home because we were out the day before biking before then fire, my legs were already dead from before but I don't know how I pedaled home.. unrelated to alcohol I bike on a mountain bike on the highest gears because idk that's how I am

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Wed Sep 14, 2016 8:08 am #211331

An0n3 wrote:The worst I ever experienced was showing up to work with a pretty fierce hangover, and a Gatorade.

I started to bounce back but then started to crash hard. So I kept chugging the Gatorade. Man I just gotta hydrate. Gotta get those vitamins. Electrolytes are the shit plants crave, right?

Turns out the Gatorade WAS FROM 1996 and had just been in my pantry for that long and I didn't notice. I was fucking poisoning myself ontop of having a hangover and it was awful as you can imagine. Ended up going home after vomiting pretty heavily multiple times, then drank water and spent the next like 18 hours straight curled up in bed trying not to die.

Highly sugary drink with lots and lots of added sugarsalt.

Probably not the best thing for a hang over because both of those things dehydrate you further.

Screemonster · Wed Sep 14, 2016 9:39 am

irn bru is the best fucking thing for a hangover and I'm not just saying that 'cause I spent my immediately-post-drinking-age years in glasgow

IrishWristWatch0 · Wed Sep 14, 2016 11:04 am

Th best thing for a hangover is a big breakfast.

420weedscopes · Wed Sep 14, 2016 2:35 pm

[youtube]rMAhcffQqRs[/youtube]

i drink fruit cider exclusively

Screemonster · Wed Sep 14, 2016 2:39 pm

irn bru and a breakfast pack, fuck ye

(breakfast packs are fuckin' fantastic as a post-gym thing too. Wake up, lift for an hour, eat a fuckin tray of meat)

Remie Richards · Wed Sep 14, 2016 3:14 pm

I warned you about those bikes

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Wed Sep 14, 2016 3:22 pm #211396

You kids wanna smoke some bike?

Remie Richards · Wed Sep 14, 2016 3:24 pm

Wyzack wrote:You kids wanna ride some bike?

ftfy

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Wed Sep 14, 2016 7:20 pm #211437

If you've never had a hangover you're missing out on a critical life experience.

It feels like absolute shit but at least there's some solidarity/empathy there. Brotherhood of the bottle.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Wed Sep 14, 2016 7:22 pm #211438

I will toast to that

IrishWristWatch0 · Wed Sep 14, 2016 11:14 pm

CosmicScientist wrote:But if I never have a hangover, I can be a twat and lord over you as if I've made better life decisions and also speak really loudly right next to your ear.

In case I ever do drink, how should I combat a hangover?

Everyone jokes about cures but the only real cure is water and time

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Wed Sep 14, 2016 11:34 pm #211527

Eat food. Take some painkillers. Hydrate. Take vitamins.

The problem with all that is that a true hangover kills your appetite and makes you fucking nauseous as hell. The whole world is sea-sawing, something in your head is trying to claw its way out, and you just want to throw up forever.
Everything smells and tastes wrong. Everything is excrutiatingly loud. Everything is blindingly bright.

Like imagine feeling so shitty that just hearing a noise makes you want to puke. NOW YOU'RE INNIT, SON.

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Thu Sep 15, 2016 12:57 am #211562

Drinking a lot of water BEFORE you go to bed works wonders.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Thu Sep 15, 2016 2:30 am #211608

420weedscopes wrote:[youtube]rMAhcffQqRs[/youtube]

i drink fruit cider exclusively

Jesus dude this one might be your best yet, fucking hilarious

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Thu Sep 15, 2016 4:05 am #211628

guys im so fucked

>been playing an mmo since launch
>first raid is coming out soon
>a little different than "normal" mmo raids in that there's 5 teams of 4 that have to work across separate instanced dungeons to progress, wont bore you with specifics
>people getting shit together
>guild announces they're accepting applications for raid spots
>my class is basically a necessity since its the healer / buffer
>decide to toss in an application and see if i get accepted
>check discord few days later
>CONGRATULATIONS, YOU WON.wmv
>"hey neat, which team am i on, [easiest dungeon]?"
>"no you're gonna be on our primary attack party for [hardest cumulative final boss dungeon]"
>mfw i will literally be the difference between success and failure and 19 people will be judging me at once

I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS I JUST WANTED TO RIDE ON THE COATTAILS FOR SOME PHAT LOOT WHAT THE FUCK

THE MIGHTY GALVATRON · Thu Sep 15, 2016 5:46 am

Deitus wrote:guys im so fucked

I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS I JUST WANTED TO RIDE ON THE COATTAILS FOR SOME PHAT LOOT WHAT THE FUCK

SKATE OR DIE MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Get busy getting good instead of freaking out about not being good enough.

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Thu Sep 15, 2016 7:43 am #211649

Deitus wrote:
Spoiler:
guys im so fucked

>been playing an mmo since launch
>first raid is coming out soon
>a little different than "normal" mmo raids in that there's 5 teams of 4 that have to work across separate instanced dungeons to progress, wont bore you with specifics
>people getting shit together
>guild announces they're accepting applications for raid spots
>my class is basically a necessity since its the healer / buffer
>decide to toss in an application and see if i get accepted
>check discord few days later
>CONGRATULATIONS, YOU WON.wmv
>"hey neat, which team am i on, [easiest dungeon]?"
>"no you're gonna be on our primary attack party for [hardest cumulative final boss dungeon]"
>mfw i will literally be the difference between success and failure and 19 people will be judging me at once

I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS I JUST WANTED TO RIDE ON THE COATTAILS FOR SOME PHAT LOOT WHAT THE FUCK

what mmo

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Thu Sep 15, 2016 8:57 am #211658

Really thick fog today.
Really thick drivers driving around without any lights on today too.

"Hurf durf, I'm sure if I drive without fog lights or head lights or running lights people will still see me cos I'm in ma beamer and the sun shines out me arse"

ColonicAcid · Thu Sep 15, 2016 11:50 am

Yo I've been reading heavily into kidney cancer and I read an interesting fact.

Alcohol can be attributed to many, many forms of cancer. Stomach, Liver, Pancreatic etc. If there is one carcinogenic substance that isn't called smoking and you should probably stop doing it's alcohol. Here's the thing though, in a cruel twist of fate your kidney's actually don't have any form of alcohol caused cancer, in fact, alcohol actually helps prevent kidney cancer. So you could live as the paragon of human health but one day you will get Renal Cell carcinoma and have to be on dialysis for life if it's non-metastatic (if it is metastatic then good fucking luck) or you get something far worse such as transitional cell cancer, all of which could've have been prevented had you drunk a couple of pints here and then.

Human physiology is a fickle thing and more often that not completely arbitrary.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Thu Sep 15, 2016 12:31 pm #211682

Thanks, makes me feel better about giving in from dry september last night.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Thu Sep 15, 2016 1:28 pm #211691

TheWiznard wrote:
Deitus wrote:
Spoiler:
guys im so fucked

>been playing an mmo since launch
>first raid is coming out soon
>a little different than "normal" mmo raids in that there's 5 teams of 4 that have to work across separate instanced dungeons to progress, wont bore you with specifics
>people getting shit together
>guild announces they're accepting applications for raid spots
>my class is basically a necessity since its the healer / buffer
>decide to toss in an application and see if i get accepted
>check discord few days later
>CONGRATULATIONS, YOU WON.wmv
>"hey neat, which team am i on, [easiest dungeon]?"
>"no you're gonna be on our primary attack party for [hardest cumulative final boss dungeon]"
>mfw i will literally be the difference between success and failure and 19 people will be judging me at once

I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS I JUST WANTED TO RIDE ON THE COATTAILS FOR SOME PHAT LOOT WHAT THE FUCK
what mmo

dungeon fighter online

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Thu Sep 15, 2016 1:57 pm #211694

Think of it this way Malk, we are doing it for kidney health. Fuck my other organs, who needs em

Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Thu Sep 15, 2016 4:03 pm #211709

My parents house went up about 2 hours ago

Everyone is fine, but we may have lost one of the cats

Upstairs and attic got gutted, probably lost a bunch of shit on the first floor to water damage

And I'm across the country and can't do fucking anything

TheColdTurtle · Thu Sep 15, 2016 5:08 pm

Rip cat

Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Thu Sep 15, 2016 5:25 pm #211720

I'm hoping she ran outside when it happened

My mom carried one of them out when the smoke detector went off but there's been no sign of the other, far as they can tell

And since there's currently a shit ton of news vans and fire trucks and stuff it's not likely she'd wander back right now

As an aside, I'm reading the news article and it's leaving a bad taste in my mouth
They mentioned my father by name, which is fine, but they used a headline like "local firefighter's house consumed in blaze" and it reeks of clickbait and I'm just getting mad at stupid shit

>There's a link to BUY THE PHOTO of my parent's house after it burned
Come the fuck on

TheColdTurtle · Thu Sep 15, 2016 6:08 pm

Gotta get those shekels. Also do you know how the fire started?

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Thu Sep 15, 2016 6:29 pm #211739

is this news company owned by gawker?

Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Thu Sep 15, 2016 7:41 pm #211755

Faulty outlet in my younger sister's room was the cause, she's been away at college though
Both cats are alive, though one ran outside and is hiding because of the horde of responders, Red Cross people, and rubbernecking cunts

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Thu Sep 15, 2016 8:50 pm #211757

At least the cats are fine. Material possessions can be replaced, cats usually can't

Remie Richards · Fri Sep 16, 2016 2:52 pm

Niece's goldfish died.
Her dad flushed it down the toilet.
Her mum asked her "Do you think he's in fishy heaven?"
to which she replied
and I quote
"No he's in fishy toilet"

Then when she was talking to nanny and me about it "What do you think he's doing now? are people just peeing on him?"
and we all just burst out laughing.

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Fri Sep 16, 2016 4:14 pm #211928

one year closer to death

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Fri Sep 16, 2016 4:15 pm #211929

hap birt. Doing anything exciting to celebrate?