Stories of rage, tears and regret

TheNightingale · Fri Sep 09, 2016 11:05 pm

Bottom post of the previous page:

> Non-antag
> Keeps killing people with electrified grilles
*squints*

Fri Sep 09, 2016 11:10 pm

TheNightingale wrote:> Non-antag
> Keeps killing people with electrified grilles
*squints*

essentially he was playing russian roulette with himself but people kept diving in front of the bullet

TheNightingale · Fri Sep 09, 2016 11:12 pm

That's hilarious. Still manslaughter though.

IcePacks · Post by **IcePacks** » Fri Sep 09, 2016 11:29 pm #210157

a more accurate analogy would be that i pressed a loaded gun against my head, and the bullet went in my ear, around my brain matter, out the other ear, and struck a bystander in the forehead

that said, i kept doing it over and over like a fucking retard

[youtube]rKMMCPeiQoc[/youtube]

Cheimon · Post by **Cheimon** » Sat Sep 10, 2016 12:32 am #210168

TheColdTurtle wrote:Say it with me. Around pax __________

I'm with you: Around pax __________

Reece · Post by **Reece** » Sat Sep 10, 2016 12:36 am #210170

Cheimon wrote:
TheColdTurtle wrote:Say it with me. Around pax __________
I'm with you: Around pax __________

Maintain an appropriate level of awareness because he has an irritatingly inflated history of taking actions that he finds entertaining but causes damage to other players because of his clear lack of empathy stemming from his clear psychosis.

IcePacks · Post by **IcePacks** » Sat Sep 10, 2016 1:22 am #210183

ow that empty void where my feelings should be

TheColdTurtle · Sat Sep 10, 2016 2:10 am

Fucking brutal

MrAlphonzo · Post by **MrAlphonzo** » Sat Sep 10, 2016 6:27 am #210240

>Be Captain
>Shit on a handful of traitors
>Get mini ebow, emag, military belt, among other things
>Decon a few of the shittier tator items for sweet sweet research
>Only reviver and nutriment implant for now
>Quiet shift for like half an hour
>Go to cargo
>200k points
>Console is emagged
>About to order the ever loving shit out of syndie surplus crates
>"Hey Captain, R&D has even more implants for you now."
>Like I said, quiet shift, no explosions, meteors, just one rad storm, station completely intact, no reason for lag
>Start rubbing my hands together when suddenly
>Connection failed
>Connection failed
>Connection failed
>Welcome to the lobby!

stalcloudy · Post by **stalcloudy** » Sat Sep 10, 2016 11:42 pm #210496

hey im bored so

InsaneHyena wrote:> Latejoin sec
> Well, it's 10 minutes in
> Walk towards the brig, see gang signs on the way
> "HoS, we need to convert people! Gimme your implants!"
> "Oh, we have gangs? Okay, get them"
> Wait, who is that, standing in the brig
> Is that Bryce Pax
> I need him!
> Pull my taser out, want to taze him
> He throws his shoes at the grille and kills HoS instantly
> AROUND PAX NEVER RELAX
> He dies too.
> Another guy standing in the brig also tries to pull that trick to kill me, but I avoid it, tase him and implant him
> GANG HEAD
> Command nearby borg to strip HoS's pda, give it to me and then close HoS
> I never see HoS again.
> Kill the ganghead, declare myself as deputy HoS.
> Implant a few people and give them full sec access.
> Okay, it's time to implant cargo.
> Get a second box of implants, run to cargo, but there's nobody home.
> No cargo points either.
> What could they waste them all on?
> Gang signs all over cargo
> Autorifle and armor crates in QM's office
> Oh, I see.
> Run out of cargo, slip because slip gas
> Engineer starts dragging me to the maint, while batoning me, he intends to throw me into the engine
> Luckily, HoP sees this and literally pulls me out of space!
> What a hero.
> Oh shit, I've totally lost the implants when I slipped.
> Can't order new ones because of gun/gang cargo
> Run to the brig, time to change my strategy to "kill"
> Some ligger officer joined, called Eats-the-Food
> Whatever.
> I wonder what's taking so long with cloning HoS?
> Wait, there's an intruder at the brig.
> He's a lizard. A lizard QM wearing a lawyer PDA.
> Where did he get it from
> Oh, it all makes sense now!
> Tase him, cuff him, drag him to cargo
> He loudly calls for help for his buddies all the way there and cries that it was JUST A PRANK, BRO
> Yeah, gang signs and gun crates in your department were just a prank, sure
> Okay, what do I do now, I can't exactly implant him - I don't have anything. Do I execute him?
> Ligger QM, Defends-the-Syndicate, continues crying for help to passerbies
> Threaten to kill him, if he doesn't stop
> He does it one more time.
> Pull out a baton and start beating him
> Suddenly, ligger officer jumps out of the maint to cargo
> He ensures me that QM dindu nuffin, pulls him out of my grip and tries to uncuff him
> Wait, Defens-the-Syndicate never actually yelled out his whereabouts. How did Eats-the-Food KNOW where to find us?
> Pretty random for him to do just bump into us randomly...
> HG was absent for too fucking long, lizard metagangs have returned
> Tase the ligger, finish beating the other ligger to death
> Tell the officer that I'm HoS, and those are gangs, he won't-
> He will, he pumps his shotgun and starts shooting me
> They're totally not metabuddies at all.
> Okay, I'm getting really mad.
> Adminhelp this shit
> While I'm chatting with admins, and they're sorting this situation out, Smells with a shotgun (hmmm, I wonder where he could have got it from) appears and shoots us both dead.
> AROUND SMELLS WATCH YOURSELVES
> Nothing conclusive comes out of the chat with admins. At least, if it did, I wasn't told about it.
> REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fuck lizards. "Mad" doesn't even BEGIN to describe it.

i'll explain this
i was following a gang who i saw spraying a wall in maint around, but i lost him, so i left maint via cargo. first thing i see is you beating a poor little QM lizard to death (who i dont metafriend mind you). i asked you why, you didnt even respond and start beating him to death (and he wasnt even a gang or antag at all) - i quickly went into my backpack for a taser to stop you, but i had nothing, so i shot my shotgun (which i thought had rubber bullets) to stop you, heal you and talk to you to stop killing innocents with no actual evidence. also, you were killing him because he ordered armor and a few guns he couldnt even unlock?

simple

InsaneHyena · Sun Sep 11, 2016 12:09 am

But have you considered using bleach as a mouthwash?

stalcloudy · Post by **stalcloudy** » Sun Sep 11, 2016 12:13 am #210503

InsaneHyena wrote:But have you considered using bleach as a mouthwash?

wow hyena calm down just a coincidence that smells was there with a shotgun

TheColdTurtle · Sun Sep 11, 2016 12:31 am

PURE COINCIDENCE

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Sun Sep 11, 2016 12:47 am #210507

stalcloudy wrote:also, you were killing him because he ordered armor and a few guns he couldnt even unlock?
simple

There are at least five ID cards on the station with the armory access needed to open those crates.

>Shooting your red brethren in the back
This is why the only place liggers belong is the gas chamber.

stalcloudy · Post by **stalcloudy** » Sun Sep 11, 2016 1:01 am #210509

Malkevin wrote:
stalcloudy wrote:also, you were killing him because he ordered armor and a few guns he couldnt even unlock?
simple
There are at least five ID cards on the station with the armory access needed to open those crates.

>Shooting your red brethren in the back
This is why the only place liggers belong is the gas chamber.

if cargo were to be executed everytime someone in cargo ordered guns there wouldn't be any cargo

Screemonster · Sun Sep 11, 2016 1:04 am

there were gangs and you knew there were gangs and you wonder why the HoS was beating the fuck out of the QM "because he ordered a few guns"

and your first port of call was to blast him with a shotgun for it rather than thinking "hmm this implanted guy in a gang round is beating the shit out of someone who's not implanted and also ordered a bunch of weapons, he's probably got a reason to be doing that"

never play security

InsaneHyena · Post by **InsaneHyena** » Sun Sep 11, 2016 1:16 am #210514

just a coincidence

Life of a ligger seems to be simply littered with PURE COINCIDENCES, when it concerns their ligger brethren.

Digdugxx · Post by **Digdugxx** » Sun Sep 11, 2016 2:48 am #210524

I don't wanna trigger you even more but there was also another lizard that was with me that helped gun you down :]]

stalcloudy · Post by **stalcloudy** » Sun Sep 11, 2016 3:02 am #210527

Digdugxx wrote:I don't wanna trigger you even more but there was also another lizard that was with me that helped gun you down :]]

you owned him

Reece · Post by **Reece** » Sun Sep 11, 2016 3:29 pm #210587

Green pride stationwide.

Cuboos · Post by **Cuboos** » Sun Sep 11, 2016 7:48 pm #210631

>CE starts abusing me for literally no reason with tele-baton through out the round
>does so in front of sec a few times
>sec does nothing
>i stun-prod CE and drag him around abit
>STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
>Sec stuns and cuffs me
> CE starts beating me until i'm near crit
> random officer drags me away
> CE admits to the abusing
>ask sec to arrest the CE
> "I don't know he out ranks you"
> die several times because the CE beat me so bad he cause severe bleeding
> Sec still refuses to arrest CE
> mad as fuck.

Should i have gotten an Admin in on that?

confused rock · Sun Sep 11, 2016 7:57 pm

Screemonster · Sun Sep 11, 2016 8:02 pm

If that CE wasn't an antag and he was just batoning you and following you around then absolutely.

Cuboos · Post by **Cuboos** » Sun Sep 11, 2016 8:17 pm #210638

Update: got an admin involved... both the CE and the officer involved were changlings... still salty though.

Sun Sep 11, 2016 10:51 pm

wrecked

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Mon Sep 12, 2016 12:28 am #210694

>haven't been on in a while, figure I'll play a round or two
>assistant
>fuck around for a bit, decide to steal a sec headset so I can find out what's going on around the station
>IED a locker, grab headset
>fuck around some more, still not much going on
>see a lizard breaking into arrivals, I guess to charge a taser
>sec arrives and arrests us both
>say I dindu nuffin, officer points out the headset
>say that was my b
>get brigged for 3 minutes
>a little salty since I've helped sec out this round and been cooperative with the guy arresting me
>grumble a bit
>sloan cox changes my time to 5 minutes

I think I'm done for the day

Screemonster · Mon Sep 12, 2016 12:33 am

shoulda popped the key out and put it in your existing headset dude

confused rock · Mon Sep 12, 2016 12:45 am

>angry over 5 minute brig time
also that was ick ock :^)

Digdugxx · Post by **Digdugxx** » Mon Sep 12, 2016 12:56 am #210703

>Be Ravtar cultist, sweet

>Round start someone steals my id, goodbye maint access
>Ask hop to give me a new id as cargo tech so of course he give me an id with no access and then closes his shutters and refuses to serve anyone for the rest of the game which I think should be job banworthy but what do I know
>2 mins later get the non-antag viro's shitty disease which includes cancer like hallucinations and coughing
>I have to TEACH the fucking chemist how to make SALT to cure it
>Then RNG gods decide to give me appendicitis 5 mins later
>Ask our converted mediborg to surgery me and he of course fucks it up and doesn’t know how to un-fuck it
>I then have to spend 10 mins waiting to get it removed in medical and by the time I’m finally out all my friends are captured by sec
> Go to holodeck to convert someone who happens to be asleep and amazingly the AI just knew that I was guvaxing someone in that 5 seconds so I get locked down and raided by the entire security team.

This was the first time I was in a Ravtar cult in weeks and it gets ruined by crap like this. Made me very salty.

Mon Sep 12, 2016 1:28 am

wow that's fucking awful

Reyn · Post by **Reyn** » Mon Sep 12, 2016 1:37 am #210713

PKPenguin321 wrote:wow that's fucking awful

I would say that viro should get banned.... But A.Not sure if it was me or not and B. I've done much MUCH worse as nonantag virologist. NOT MY FAULT THE PERSON I WAS TESTING ON RAN OFF!

InsaneHyena · Post by **InsaneHyena** » Mon Sep 12, 2016 6:36 pm #210884

> Sec officer
> Aside from the detective, who kills himself, and the warden, no sec on the station
> However, there's nothing happening despite mediumpop. Nobody is trying to take over HoP's office, nobody is greytiding into captain's office, there're no screams "HELP, MAINT" or "VIVA"
> Ten minutes in.
> Suddenly get a very bad feeling about this.
> Ask the captain if he secured the disk.
> Of course he didn't, "But i'm going to secure it now"
> Okay, fine.
> A few minutes later, hear the screams over the radio that captain is shooting people.
> Run to surgery, see tied up atmostech screaming for help and captain doing surgery on him.
> Is he actually...
> Oh for fuck's sake.
> Stun and cuff the captain, free the atmostech.
> Atmostech instantly demands the Lynch trial, but I'll drag captain's ass to warden instead.
> Explain the situation, the ligger warden agrees that captain is a moron.
> We waste ten minutes on explaining to the captain why he shouldn't do this again.
> Take the disk from his bag, it'll probably be safer with me.
> Warden insists I give it to him.
> Okay, I don't trust your ligger ass, but whatever.
> Telecoms go out.
> Gravity too.
> Atmostech runs to the brig and yells "NUKE OPS"
> Well, shit.
> Warden orders me to give out weapons to the crew.
> I don't even have armory access. Did he assume that I stole captain's card?
> A few flukes die to the crew, actually.
> Tell the warden that I've got his back and will guard him.
> A nuke op invades the brig and starts a shootout with us, heavily wounds the warden and retreats.
> Warden follows him into the dark maint with sanic speed.
> NO, YOU MORON, IT'S A TR-
> He runs out of my sight, can't track him down
> Immediately run to medbay, find a discarded monitor, see that he's not on sensors
> We're fucked, aren't we?
> See captain, yell at him to run with me to the brig, so we can get the pinpointer
> DELTA ALERT
> Change of plans! To the teleporter!
> The door bolted
> Takes some time to unbolt it, but we get inside and...
> ...the teleporter is disassembled.
> OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
> Boom.

Reyn · Post by **Reyn** » Mon Sep 12, 2016 7:41 pm #210900

InsaneHyena wrote:> Sec officer
> Aside from the detective, who kills himself, and the warden, no sec on the station
> However, there's nothing happening despite mediumpop. Nobody is trying to take over HoP's office, nobody is greytiding into captain's office, there're no screams "HELP, MAINT" or "VIVA"
> Ten minutes in.
> Suddenly get a very bad feeling about this.
> Ask the captain if he secured the disk.
> Of course he didn't, "But i'm going to secure it now"
> Okay, fine.
> A few minutes later, hear the screams over the radio that captain is shooting people.
> Run to surgery, see tied up atmostech screaming for help and captain doing surgery on him.
> Is he actually...
> Oh for fuck's sake.
> Stun and cuff the captain, free the atmostech.
> Atmostech instantly demands the Lynch trial, but I'll drag captain's ass to warden instead.
> Explain the situation, the ligger warden agrees that captain is a moron.
> We waste ten minutes on explaining to the captain why he shouldn't do this again.
> Take the disk from his bag, it'll probably be safer with me.
> Warden insists I give it to him.
> Okay, I don't trust your ligger ass, but whatever.
> Telecoms go out.
> Gravity too.
> Atmostech runs to the brig and yells "NUKE OPS"
> Well, shit.
> Warden orders me to give out weapons to the crew.
> I don't even have armory access. Did he assume that I stole captain's card?
> A few flukes die to the crew, actually.
> Tell the warden that I've got his back and will guard him.
> A nuke op invades the brig and starts a shootout with us, heavily wounds the warden and retreats.
> Warden follows him into the dark maint with sanic speed.
> NO, YOU MORON, IT'S A TR-
> He runs out of my sight, can't track him down
> Immediately run to medbay, find a discarded monitor, see that he's not on sensors
> We're fucked, aren't we?
> See captain, yell at him to run with me to the brig, so we can get the pinpointer
> DELTA ALERT
> Change of plans! To the teleporter!
> The door bolted
> Takes some time to unbolt it, but we get inside and...
> ...the teleporter is disassembled.
> OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
> Boom.

Which is worse.

The nuke ops winning.
Or netta, as a roboticist, securing the disk and doing something right for once, no longer letting you call them useless.

troyamonga · Post by **troyamonga** » Tue Sep 13, 2016 4:10 pm #211162

InsaneHyena wrote:> Sec officer
> Aside from the detective, who kills himself, and the warden, no sec on the station
> However, there's nothing happening despite mediumpop. Nobody is trying to take over HoP's office, nobody is greytiding into captain's office, there're no screams "HELP, MAINT" or "VIVA"
> Ten minutes in.
> Suddenly get a very bad feeling about this.
> Ask the captain if he secured the disk.
> Of course he didn't, "But i'm going to secure it now"
> Okay, fine.
> A few minutes later, hear the screams over the radio that captain is shooting people.
> Run to surgery, see tied up atmostech screaming for help and captain doing surgery on him.
> Is he actually...
> Oh for fuck's sake.
> Stun and cuff the captain, free the atmostech.
> Atmostech instantly demands the Lynch trial, but I'll drag captain's ass to warden instead.
> Explain the situation, the ligger warden agrees that captain is a moron.
> We waste ten minutes on explaining to the captain why he shouldn't do this again.
> Take the disk from his bag, it'll probably be safer with me.
> Warden insists I give it to him.
> Okay, I don't trust your ligger ass, but whatever.
> Telecoms go out.
> Gravity too.
> Atmostech runs to the brig and yells "NUKE OPS"
> Well, shit.
> Warden orders me to give out weapons to the crew.
> I don't even have armory access. Did he assume that I stole captain's card?
> A few flukes die to the crew, actually.
> Tell the warden that I've got his back and will guard him.
> A nuke op invades the brig and starts a shootout with us, heavily wounds the warden and retreats.
> Warden follows him into the dark maint with sanic speed.
> NO, YOU MORON, IT'S A TR-
> He runs out of my sight, can't track him down
> Immediately run to medbay, find a discarded monitor, see that he's not on sensors
> We're fucked, aren't we?
> See captain, yell at him to run with me to the brig, so we can get the pinpointer
> DELTA ALERT
> Change of plans! To the teleporter!
> The door bolted
> Takes some time to unbolt it, but we get inside and...
> ...the teleporter is disassembled.
> OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
> Boom.

Ahahaha... I wonder who could have done that?

Totally didn't decon it for R&D. Nope.

InsaneHyena · Post by **InsaneHyena** » Tue Sep 13, 2016 4:20 pm #211163

I hope you die in a fire. Of all possible teleporters, you've decided to deconstruct the important one.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Tue Sep 13, 2016 4:34 pm #211166

Lethalling a sec officer to death because he was attacking someone, in a team antag conversion round. That is real fucking garbage dude, seriously shitty stuff

InsaneHyena · Post by **InsaneHyena** » Tue Sep 13, 2016 4:45 pm #211167

Gotta keep dem stories coming.

> Latejoin assistant.
> Run around the station, see a shitload of blood and legless people.
> Let me fucking guess, it's Smells.
> Legless roboticist is trying to crawl somewhere, pull her to robotics.
> There's a shitload of legless people there already, the other roboticist is producing legs, but he doesn't seem to be doing any actual surgery
> Soon he fucks off, never to be seen again.
> Time to be the hero this station deserves
> An efficient surgeon doesn't allow his time to be wasted.
> So I do several surgeries at once, on the same limb, but on the different people who I place on the tables around, so I won't lose any precious seconds
> Get warm "Thank you" a couple of times
> Okay, time for this warden right there.
> Place warden on the table, pull out surgery tools, begin stripping him so I can actually do surgery
> He decides that he doesn't want legs.
> So he stunlocks and murders me, another guy helps him kick me to death.
> They both witnessed me helping people.
> On the second note, how can a warden leg sweep a person, when he doesn't have legs
> Admihelp
> There's nobody online
> Adminhelp several times
> Nobody on IRC is responding either
> Round ends
> Justice will never be done.

Warden's name was Flick Masterson, and to Flick Masterson I want to say "fuck you" from the bottom of my heart.

Montyblancs · Post by **Montyblancs** » Tue Sep 13, 2016 5:24 pm #211186

Reyn wrote:
PKPenguin321 wrote:wow that's fucking awful
I would say that viro should get banned.... But A.Not sure if it was me or not and B. I've done much MUCH worse as nonantag virologist. NOT MY FAULT THE PERSON I WAS TESTING ON RAN OFF!

I was the CMO that round, Virologist came back from his security episode where he screamed for the past 5 minutes about being arrested. Chaplin runs up to me and says he's hallucinating, I had cured myself immediately so I didn't know that was part of it. We both walk into virology, I check the computer. Virologist was trying to pass off 'Weight Even' as a healing virus, when it was coupled with hallucinations and coughing. He was even screaming about how it was a healing virus when we were confronting him. I couldn't even.

He starts trying to disarm me while screaming when I go to make a vaccine with my blood, and we beat him to death. I throw him in cloner, and strip his ID access. When he pops out, I tell him he's fired, and he goes braindead.

Quality.

MrEousTranger · Tue Sep 13, 2016 5:39 pm

InsaneHyena wrote:Gotta keep dem stories coming.

> Latejoin assistant.
> Run around the station, see a shitload of blood and legless people.
> Let me fucking guess, it's Smells.
> Legless roboticist is trying to crawl somewhere, pull her to robotics.
> There's a shitload of legless people there already, the other roboticist is producing legs, but he doesn't seem to be doing any actual surgery
> Soon he fucks off, never to be seen again.
> Time to be the hero this station deserves
> An efficient surgeon doesn't allow his time to be wasted.
> So I do several surgeries at once, on the same limb, but on the different people who I place on the tables around, so I won't lose any precious seconds
> Get warm "Thank you" a couple of times
> Okay, time for this warden right there.
> Place warden on the table, pull out surgery tools, begin stripping him so I can actually do surgery
> He decides that he doesn't want legs.
> So he stunlocks and murders me, another guy helps him kick me to death.
> They both witnessed me helping people.
> On the second note, how can a warden leg sweep a person, when he doesn't have legs
> Admihelp
> There's nobody online
> Adminhelp several times
> Nobody on IRC is responding either
> Round ends
> Justice will never be done.

Warden's name was Flick Masterson, and to Flick Masterson I want to say "fuck you" from the bottom of my heart.

horrible

IcePacks · Post by **IcePacks** » Wed Sep 14, 2016 8:19 pm #211455

>spawn in as doctor
>nah
>start playing dank souls III
>go to arrival shuttles cockpit
>make some progress for the first time in awhile
>start losing frames against the dancer of the boreal valley
>what the fuck
>start blowing stamina on dodges i don't need and fuck up the scant few opportunities i even have to counter attack in the first place
>die
>alt+tab
>some faggot's dragged me in front of a massive pile of fucking cookies
>close ss13 and vow to get my revenge later

Cuboos · Post by **Cuboos** » Wed Sep 14, 2016 11:48 pm #211534

> Be changling
> talk to other changlings over hivemind
> everyone is pretty cool.
> we all have compatible objectives so we decide to help eachother out.
> Changling HoP starts giving out all access
> Mine is to steal some genes and assassinate a medic named Hayley.
> easy stuff... i might win a round of Changling for once.
> one guys is to steal the genes of Hayley.
> We can make this work.
> Going smooth at for a while.
> got my gene objective filled out.
> Got some random traitor killed by giving him a fake arm blade.
> get an idea...
> Find Hayley in medical waiting room.
> Steal her genes and give them to the other ling through the hive mind link.
> Go into librarian office.
> transform into Hayley.
> Speak over the comms ";B how do i do arm blade sting?"
> ";b oh shit, ignore that!"
> trollface.jpg.
> hear, "HAYLEY IS A CHANGELING!!" over comms.
> Have augmented sight so i can see people through walls.
> See security drag Hayley to the incinerator in the chapel.
> kek
> Apparently one of the officers was a changling.
> we both kek.
> All our objectives are complete, so we lie low for a while.
> shuttle gets called due to plasma fires.
> We lament not killing the Atmostech while we had the chance.
> Shuttle arrives.
> All four changlings make it onto the shuttle.
> Shuttle leaves and there's some light griff going on.
> It's between sec and some assistants so i don't get caught up in it.
> Suddenly some random assistant starts lasering me.
> die 30 seconds before the shuttle docks at centom.
> Assisitant didn't have me as a target, just chose to kill me "because"
> The changling has failed
> Salty as fuck
> I had all objectives completed
> i thought this was gonna be it.
> Still have not won a single round as changling....
> super salty because i only lost because of one shitter traitor ass sistant.

Firebat1234 · Thu Sep 15, 2016 12:28 am

Cuboos wrote:> Changling HoP starts giving out all access

I was that Changeling HoP.
Now I'm a firm believer that greentext isn't everything. I'd say making the fun for others is pretty important too.
And that was one of the BEST changeling rounds I've EVER had.
I don't get to work along side other traitors 'cause no one ever buys a a coms key.
But that teamwork with you and the clown was pretty damn good.
I'll remember that round fondly.

Cuboos · Post by **Cuboos** » Thu Sep 15, 2016 12:37 am #211553

Firebat1234 wrote:
Cuboos wrote:> Changling HoP starts giving out all access
I was that Changeling HoP.
Now I'm a firm believer that greentext isn't everything. I'd say making the fun for others is pretty important too.
And that was one of the BEST changeling rounds I've EVER had.
I don't get to work along side other traitors 'cause no one ever buys a a coms key.
But that teamwork with you and the clown was pretty damn good.
I'll remember that round fondly.

True, but i have never once gotten greentext as a Changling, it leaves me feeling unaccomplished.

Fri Sep 16, 2016 4:02 am

the correct way to play changeling is to just take your greytide and shift it into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE. you have a fuckhueg safety net if anything bad ever happens to you. i like to go with lesser form, fleshmend, adrenals, screech (not the EMP one. this ability is really good and really overlooked), and occasionally armblade or panacea. then i just steal a bunch of people's DNA, strip off all my shit except backpack/put my ID in my backpack, then greytide as other people. transforming is extremely good now that it gives a flesh disguise. one time i got nude and became a lizard, and then dropped the flesh disguise. then i made some spears and attacked a random sec officer with them while spouting "LIZARD PRIDE, HUMANS ARE SCUM" and when the entirety of sec descended upon me i simply rounded a corner and transformed into a fully clothed sec officer and walked the other way past them. waited for heat to go down, attacked officer again, rinse and repeat until officer dies.

also a fun thing to do that is easier than people realize: if you get witnessed attacking some dude, just DNA sting and transform into them once you're out of sight and say over the radio "Hey, XYZ (where xyz is your previous identity) was a traitor and tried to kill me, he thought I was in crit but I was just knocked out and killed him." i've done this after murdering people in plain sight in hallways/the bar with dozens of witnesses and got off scott free every time. if it doesn't work then you can always just disguise as one of your other 10000 DNA strands and walk away.

ling is very easy and very fun.

Alipheese · Post by **Alipheese** » Fri Sep 16, 2016 8:39 am #211871

Spoiler:

Cuboos · Post by **Cuboos** » Fri Sep 16, 2016 7:38 pm #211974

> Be changeling again
> try out PKpenguin's suggestion for changeling
> going pretty good so far
> Take out Warden and Two officers.
> Notice every time i transform it switches to the IC tab
> Use my changeling powers a few times to get out of trouble.
> One of my disguises saw me.
> we duke it out for a bit, give him false arm blade.
>no one falls for it
> oh fuck
> get stunned
> where is adrenals?
> fuck it's on the IC tab again
> change back to changeling tab
> get cuffed
> fuck fuck
> lesser form
> IT CHANGES TO THE IC TAB AGAIN GOD DAMN IT
> get stunned and mob ganks me
> get killed
> get incinerated before i can regenerate.
> still haven't gotten greentext as a changeling.

UPDATE CHANGELING HUD RIGHT NOW PLEASE

D&B · Post by **D&B** » Sat Sep 17, 2016 3:11 am #212029

>Get changeling
>Kill a walker nest and the miners to try to lure a drake on station.
>Succ the miners and gain access to an uplink
>Buy a syndie bomb and some x4 to sabotage chem since a bunch of viruses broke out.
>Set the x4 to 30, take out payload from syndie bomb and arm it
>Leave it in the disposals chute in front of chem after turning it off
>See my target pass in front of me as i stand a good distance away to see the mayhem
>White flash and get gibbed
>They took the primed payload to space and faith had it explode right next to me.

Just logged off, that's the shittiest bout of luck I've ever had.

calzilla1 · Post by **calzilla1** » Sat Sep 17, 2016 4:11 am #212034

Cuboos wrote:failure

Maybe you should git

Spoiler:

jaxy15 · Post by **jaxy15** » Sun Sep 18, 2016 7:42 pm #212267

>Assistant
>Traitor
>Whatever, I'm just gonna go emag into the brig and suicide bomb it
>Enter dorm room and bolt it
>Spawn a syndicate bomb
>Pry out the payload
>Suddenly, I hear an explosion
>Oh shit
>The lights go out
>OH SHIT
>Die instantly as the explosion from another bomb detonates my own bomb payload

Screemonster · Sun Sep 18, 2016 8:30 pm

Well, you accomplished your goal of causing a bomb to go off in the brig and dying to that bomb.

jaxy15 · Post by **jaxy15** » Sun Sep 18, 2016 8:34 pm #212276

It only destroyed a bit of the brig. Not as much as I would have liked.