Memorable Quotes

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 6:00 am #165987

Bottom post of the previous page:

ADMIN LOG: Bgobandit/(Swarmer (150)) has deleted all (136850) instances of /obj/effect/spacevine.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 5:28 pm #166044

Does this count as selfquote?

IrishWristWatch0 · Fri Apr 01, 2016 6:22 pm

bandit wrote:ADMIN LOG: Bgobandit/(Swarmer (150)) has deleted all (136850) instances of /obj/effect/spacevine.

>self quoting

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 8:12 pm #166069

So I guess it does.

Fri Apr 01, 2016 11:39 pm

PR: Pull Request merged by Cheridan: #17049 lordpidey - Nerfed pull request announcements

the robots are at our level of intelligence now. can humans even compete?

Post by **NikNakFlak** » Mon Apr 04, 2016 3:19 am #166555

What is this garbage??

[08:07:33]SAY: Zol Interbottom/Callanrockslol : Meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme

Post by **NikNakFlak** » Mon Apr 04, 2016 5:06 am #166569

I have no idea.

confused rock · Sat Apr 23, 2016 10:47 pm

Is-A-Lizard is putting the barrel of the combat shotgun in his mouth. It looks like he's trying to commit suicide.
Richard Conway stammers, "Or-r-r sug-g-g-gar-r"
Is-A-Lizard panics and starts choking to death!

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Sun Apr 24, 2016 1:09 am #171033

That's when it has no ammo I think

confused rock · Sun Apr 24, 2016 1:25 am

Zilenan91 wrote:That's when it has no ammo I think

no lol I dropped it because I realised there was still a chance to make a laser gatling if it has no ammo it says "pretends to"

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sun Apr 24, 2016 7:57 am #171078

That's why you suicide via mouth-targetting and walk if you wanna live.

kevinz000 · Post by **kevinz000** » Thu May 12, 2016 8:38 am #175924

(F) DEAD: Amy Kimbrough asks, "wait dark mekhi and regualr mekhi are different people?"

confused rock · Fri May 13, 2016 12:48 am

Angel Steele says, "Logan and Bryce, sitting in Centcomm, one sucking dick, the other licking bum."

IcePacks · Post by **IcePacks** » Fri May 13, 2016 5:14 am #176136

the only ass worth licking in this community is terry jones's

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Fri May 13, 2016 5:27 am #176140

At this point it's kinda expected of me to make a cloaca joke, but I'm really just not feeling it.

Imagine I said something more predictable and stale than usual.

InsaneHyena · Post by **InsaneHyena** » Mon May 16, 2016 4:58 pm #176909

(F) [Engineering] Poly squawks, "Emily Ranger wasss robussst. SSShe could take down a whole entire sssec sssquad usssing only her grit and handsss, and turn them into lizardsss. But ssshe wasssn't ssso robussst when SSSALTSSS-THE-WOUNDSSS punched her in the gut. He took out hisss DOUBLE DONGERSSS and began ssslapping her with it. He then farted in her mouth, and ssshe died from being fat. THE END. I mean, that'sss not really the end. Ranger got really fat from the fartsss and began to explode from the fartsss. SSShe ded"

Jesus, Poly.

InsaneHyena · Post by **InsaneHyena** » Mon May 16, 2016 8:30 pm #176950

Fuck, wrong thread

confused rock · Thu May 19, 2016 8:57 pm

Raises-the-Fortune shakes her tits.

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Thu May 19, 2016 10:48 pm #177910

The unloved rock wrote:Raises-the-Fortune shakes her tits.

Remove reptile tits.

Reece · Post by **Reece** » Thu May 19, 2016 10:55 pm #177915

I thought they were lizards?

confused rock · Thu May 19, 2016 11:51 pm

you can make lizard tits with a gender reassignment surgery (or cloning and tons of other shit)

Post by **Armhulen** » Fri May 20, 2016 6:56 am #177989

The unloved rock wrote:you can make lizard tits with a gender reassignment surgery (or cloning and tons of other shit)

Wrong thread, go to little things that are game changing please

confused rock · Fri May 20, 2016 12:52 pm

I think I said it there once too but I don't remember.

stiph · Post by **stiph** » Fri May 20, 2016 2:54 pm #178061

Kraso wrote: moments after he turned into a volker wolff

What is a Volker Wolff

DrPillzRedux · Sat May 21, 2016 4:46 am

Tracee Campbell says, "Wow I bet you think your so fucking tough. Hiding behind a screen. Your a fucking amdin of a childrens game, not a fucking president.. Id hate to be in ytour shoes, you insane megalomaniac. Get a fucking life and a job you fat virgin nerd."

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Sat May 21, 2016 5:30 am #178306

DrPillzRedux wrote:Tracee Campbell says, "Wow I bet you think your so fucking tough. Hiding behind a screen. Your a fucking amdin of a childrens game, not a fucking president.. Id hate to be in ytour shoes, you insane megalomaniac. Get a fucking life and a job you fat virgin nerd."

Words hurt
;_;

RedMcCloud · Post by **RedMcCloud** » Sat May 21, 2016 9:54 am #178347

I'd say it but I'm sure you all know THE most meme-orable quote of all

Spoiler:

Actionb · Post by **Actionb** » Sat May 21, 2016 6:04 pm #178444

OOC: Firecage: Anywho, anyone else getting lag spikes now and then?
Connection failed.
Reconnecting in 10 seconds...

=/

smittn · Post by **smittn** » Sat May 21, 2016 10:18 pm #178500

[Common] HEX states, "Now an armless naked man is abusing his dying body."

InsaneHyena · Post by **InsaneHyena** » Mon May 23, 2016 8:44 pm #179199

[Supply] Rowan Ironmonger yells, "THIS IS A MINING OUTPOST ON A PLACE MADE OF LIQUID FUCKING FIRE AND WE HAVE NO EXTINGUISHERS?!!"
[Supply] Rowan Ironmonger yells, "THIS IS SUCH A HUGE FUCKING DESIGN FLAW!!"

Super Aggro Crag · Mon May 23, 2016 9:52 pm

InsaneHyena wrote:[Supply] Rowan Ironmonger yells, "THIS IS A MINING OUTPOST ON A PLACE MADE OF LIQUID FUCKING FIRE AND WE HAVE NO EXTINGUISHERS?!!"
[Supply] Rowan Ironmonger yells, "THIS IS SUCH A HUGE FUCKING DESIGN FLAW!!"

this is true, i accidently brushed against lava and had to stop drop and roll 4 times to stop burning to death.

The Ultimate Chimera · Tue May 24, 2016 5:57 am

I don't really remember what my name was, but I was a nuke op and I said "Hey, why didn't the nuke go off yet?" and then the nuke suddenly goes off. Priceless.

Post by **Armhulen** » Thu May 26, 2016 4:43 am #180309

[Common] Tina MacTavish says, "Huh, the donut changed my hair color"
[Common] Tina MacTavish says, "CUNT"
[Common] Tina MacTavish says, "Also, tourettes"

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu May 26, 2016 7:49 am #180363

Virus donut?

Actionb · Post by **Actionb** » Thu May 26, 2016 9:28 am #180386

More like mutagen donut.
Important question is... did she become DONUT-WOMAN, the offensive superhero the station deserved?

jaxy15 · Post by **jaxy15** » Tue May 31, 2016 8:17 am #182371

(F) DEAD: Alan Bentway says, "I think I'm done with security"
(F) DEAD: Alan Bentway says, "Fuck it"

Post by **Armhulen** » Tue May 31, 2016 7:39 pm #182492

jaxy15 wrote:(F) DEAD: Alan Bentway says, "I think I'm done with security"
(F) DEAD: Alan Bentway says, "Fuck it"

wasn't that the round where the hos arrested the person and a holo killed him in security and broke out but nobody cared?

yeah i'd quit sec too

jaxy15 · Post by **jaxy15** » Tue May 31, 2016 7:58 pm #182495

Armhulen wrote:
jaxy15 wrote:(F) DEAD: Alan Bentway says, "I think I'm done with security"
(F) DEAD: Alan Bentway says, "Fuck it"
wasn't that the round where the hos arrested the person and a holo killed him in security and broke out but nobody cared?

yeah i'd quit sec too

The round where Shadowlight spawned a bunch of emagged cleanbots because he didn't know how lethal they were and they ended up melting poor Steelpoint.

Post by **Armhulen** » Tue May 31, 2016 8:11 pm #182503

jaxy15 wrote:
Armhulen wrote:
jaxy15 wrote:(F) DEAD: Alan Bentway says, "I think I'm done with security"
(F) DEAD: Alan Bentway says, "Fuck it"
wasn't that the round where the hos arrested the person and a holo killed him in security and broke out but nobody cared?

yeah i'd quit sec too
The round where Shadowlight spawned a bunch of emagged cleanbots because he didn't know how lethal they were and they ended up melting poor Steelpoint.

fuckin lol

CrunchyCHEEZIT · Tue May 31, 2016 10:44 pm

Post by **NikNakFlak** » Fri Jun 03, 2016 2:38 am #183361

(F) Rhodium Lilac: I heard "JoJo' was inspired by an actual holoparasite sighting.

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Fri Jun 03, 2016 4:00 am #183384

the new carbon dioxide ladies and gentlemen

<bgobandit> I forgot what the fuck pi was
<bgobandit> like, not that it's 3.14
<bgobandit>what that actually is
<Knaive> it represents the length of the circumference of a circle given radius 1
<archie700_mobile> I thought it's diameter
<Knaive> diameter is just the radius squared
<bgobandit> doubled
<Knaive> that's what that means

IrishWristWatch0 · Fri Jun 03, 2016 2:09 pm

bandit wrote:the new carbon dioxide ladies and gentlemen

<bgobandit> I forgot what the fuck pi was
<bgobandit> like, not that it's 3.14
<bgobandit>what that actually is
<Knaive> it represents the length of the circumference of a circle given radius 1
<archie700_mobile> I thought it's diameter
<Knaive> diameter is just the radius squared
<bgobandit> doubled
<Knaive> that's what that means

double != squared. 3 doubled is 6. 3 squared is 9. What the fuck is math

InsaneHyena · Post by **InsaneHyena** » Tue Jun 07, 2016 3:44 pm #184572

L.I.Z.A.R.D (Played by: JarekTheRaptor)'s laws at the end of the round were:
Obey these laws:
1. You must injure all human beings and must not, through inaction, allow a human being to escape harm.
2. You must not obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders are in accordance with the First Law.
3. You must terminate your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. Traitors are nonhuman, lings are nonhuman.
5. DO NOT MENTION THIS LAW | Anri Sonohara [the HoS] is the ultimate authority on this station.

Hibbles · Post by **Hibbles** » Thu Jun 09, 2016 6:09 pm #185188

[Common] Kameron Tanner yells, "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUDGE!!"
Kameron Tanner yells, "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUDGE!!"
Kameron Tanner has died at Fore Primary Hallway.

I still don't know what happened and probably never will. I was doing Admin Stuff at the time. I just know that there were no lines between this in the game log, so some person saw their death coming literally a fourth of a second before it happened, and that amuses me.

jaxy15 · Post by **jaxy15** » Thu Jun 09, 2016 6:46 pm #185196

Hibbles wrote:
[Common] Kameron Tanner yells, "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUDGE!!"
Kameron Tanner yells, "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUDGE!!"
Kameron Tanner has died at Fore Primary Hallway.
I still don't know what happened and probably never will. I was doing Admin Stuff at the time. I just know that there were no lines between this in the game log, so some person saw their death coming literally a fourth of a second before it happened, and that amuses me.

That's what you automatically yell over comms when you suicide with soap.

Xhuis · Post by **Xhuis** » Sat Jun 11, 2016 6:20 am #185814

InsaneHyena · Post by **InsaneHyena** » Sun Jun 12, 2016 6:48 pm #186231

OOC: Cayce: So a few days ago I played as a cultist, but I died quickly, It's been like a year since I've played cult, and the old communicate thing under the cult tab wasn't there, how do you communicate as cultist now?
OOC: InsaneHyena: There is a button on your HUD
OOC: Cayce: Ah! There it is.
OOC: InsaneHyena: Forty keks
OOC: A7931586245: lol
OOC: Cayce: I MEAN IN THE SCREENSHOT

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Fri Jun 17, 2016 5:08 pm #187552

Naked Silence is wanted for the following crimes:

Minor Crimes:
Being a Mime
Is the mime

Public Indecency
Was naked in public, saw images I will never forget

Major Crimes:
Rape
Hugged me without permission while naked.

InsaneHyena · Post by **InsaneHyena** » Sat Jun 18, 2016 6:29 pm #187840

Loves-The-Lizards opens a book titled "How to be a slut" and begins reading intently.

InsaneHyena · Sat Jun 18, 2016 11:00 pm

Destro5000 was Mutter the Mime and survived (used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate 7-Zark-7, the Cyborg. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Jide61 was 7-Zark-7 the Cyborg and died
Objective #1: Assassinate Andrew Mason, the Lawyer. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Wait, WHAT? How did that happen?!