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DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed Jul 20, 2016 10:12 pm #197225

Bottom post of the previous page:

Not an actual fort, just a containment room, and not even in a secluded hidden area of the station so you won't have to put up with normies.
Also, no lathe.
3/10 at least it has a cloner.

Post by **NikNakFlak** » Wed Jul 20, 2016 11:13 pm #197234

2/10
Super lame, you made some machines and call that an autism fort?

TankNut · Post by **TankNut** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 12:21 am #197240

When cloning isn't fast enough and you just so happen to have a fully augmented monkey human laying about.

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 1:47 am #197255

Can augmented monkeys still ventcrawl?

If they can something I've always wanted to see a roboticist do is fully augment monkies, give them a chainsaw arm, then pop people's brains in them, then send them around to murder everything.

Remie Richards · Thu Jul 21, 2016 1:50 am

Zilenan91 wrote:Can augmented monkeys still ventcrawl?
If they can something I've always wanted to see a roboticist do is fully augment monkies, give them a chainsaw arm, then pop people's brains in them, then send them around to murder everything.

TankNut wrote: When cloning isn't fast enough and you just so happen to have a fully augmented monkey human laying about.

TankNut wrote: a fully augmented monkey human laying about.

TankNut wrote: augmented monkey human

TankNut wrote: monkey human

TankNut wrote: human

also the plural of monkey is monkeys, not monkies, because english.

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 1:57 am #197259

Zilenan91 wrote:Can augmented monkeys still ventcrawl?

If they can something I've always wanted to see a roboticist do is fully augment monkies, give them a chainsaw arm, then pop people's brains in them, then send them around to murder everything.

I still need an answer to my question

Remie Richards · Thu Jul 21, 2016 1:59 am

No, you need to realise that your question is wrong.
Reread TankNut's post, and my sarcastic breakdown of it.

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 2:00 am #197262

I'm talking about augmented MONKEYS, not monkeys turned into humans. Like, if I lop of all a monkey's limbs and replace them with cybneretics and then lop off its arm and replace the primate's arm with a chainsaw, will it still be able to ventcrawl

Remie Richards · Thu Jul 21, 2016 2:02 am

There is no such THING as augmented monkeys, they cannot be augmented, chainsaw arm or regular, that's why I pinpointed HUMAN.

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 2:03 am #197265

I've done it before though, I replaced all of a monkey with cyborg limbs. I just never got a player into it.

Remie Richards · Thu Jul 21, 2016 2:05 am

Not on tg you haven't.

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 2:08 am #197268

I did, I took screenshots of it and put them on the forums somewhere, but I can't remember what thread they're buried in.

Remie Richards · Thu Jul 21, 2016 2:11 am

Listen, I wrote our augmentation+dismemberment systems, Monkeys are 100% incompatible with both, they lack the sprites to be dismember-able or augmented, and are thus prevented from being aug'd/dismembered by code.

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 3:36 am #197280

You know looking at that screenshot, a fully augged Human looks like a cyborg from Goon but gun metal grey. Bit weird 'innit?

AnonymousNow · Thu Jul 28, 2016 12:32 am

CobbDropsMelodicTranceAlbumCover.png

No seriously, what causes this?

francinum · Post by **francinum** » Sun Jul 31, 2016 6:07 am #199941

So the base building area.

Spoiler:

This is what I got done before the captain stabbed me for taking too long.

Reece · Post by **Reece** » Sun Jul 31, 2016 8:43 pm #200067

Admins got bored

Spoiler:

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Aug 01, 2016 9:51 am #200181

>not disabling cortana
Haram.

Drynwyn · Post by **Drynwyn** » Wed Aug 03, 2016 12:34 am #200526

DemonFiren wrote:>not disabling cortana
Haram.

>using windows 10 at all

haram

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Wed Aug 03, 2016 1:20 am #200535

Drynwyn wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:>not disabling cortana
Haram.
>using windows 10 at all

haram

>Using computers

Haram.

deputi · Post by **deputi** » Wed Aug 03, 2016 1:30 am #200536

This donut caused the lag that brought sybil to a standstill.

really makes you think

Nrsw · Post by **Nrsw** » Wed Aug 03, 2016 2:34 am #200544

A few months ago the engineers messed up in a way I had never seen before.

MimicFaux · Post by **MimicFaux** » Wed Aug 03, 2016 3:32 am #200550

Nrsw wrote:A few months ago the engineers messed up in a way I had never seen before.
Spoiler:

My god. That image got better the longer I looked at it.
"Oh, the Tesla is free."
"Oh,it's outside an active containment."
"Oh, there's an engineers trapped INSIDE the active containment."

Post by **MMMiracles** » Wed Aug 03, 2016 4:23 am #200553

It's surprising that RnD hasn't found a way to harness stupidity concerning the amount that usually exerts from engineering would be enough to put the singularity to shame.

D&B · Post by **D&B** » Thu Aug 04, 2016 4:34 am #200704

I set out on a mission.

To get at least one megafauna in station when doable.

Post by **NikNakFlak** » Sun Aug 07, 2016 9:34 pm #201391

Using PKpenguin's new admin spawned bat for it's intended purpose (not murder)
https://file.house/6dKV.mp4

Sun Aug 07, 2016 11:04 pm

dude that's fucking sick! how did you get a baseball though?

Remie Richards · Sun Aug 07, 2016 11:04 pm

PKPenguin321 wrote:dude that's fucking sick! how did you get a baseball though?

90% certain it's a person/some other mob.

Bluespace · Post by **Bluespace** » Mon Aug 08, 2016 2:38 am #201469

Cornered by security metagang. Decapitated.

Risen as Boris Pepper the headless.

Saegrimr · Post by **Saegrimr** » Mon Aug 08, 2016 6:40 am #201491

Best part about those three sec liggers killing people
>Check chat logs
>No coordination
>PM one asking what chat program they're using
>"Teamspeak... Wait, shit"

Screemonster · Mon Aug 08, 2016 10:51 am

Outstanding.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Mon Aug 08, 2016 2:14 pm #201545

Inhand sprites for heads when. It would make the headless gag way more spooky

IrishWristWatch0 · Mon Aug 08, 2016 2:37 pm

Wyzack wrote:Inhand sprites for heads when. It would make the headless gag way more spooky

Headspikes with metal rods when

Slignerd · Post by **Slignerd** » Mon Aug 08, 2016 5:25 pm #201591

I think this belongs here.

Not-Dorsidarf · Tue Aug 09, 2016 1:43 pm

I felt justified

Screemonster · Tue Aug 09, 2016 2:03 pm

Dorisdwarf - Sandstorm

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue Aug 09, 2016 2:07 pm #201771

Screemonster wrote:Dorisdwarf - Sandstorm

Let this meme die.

killerx09 · Post by **killerx09** » Fri Aug 12, 2016 4:20 pm #202782

And you thought normal Giant Spiders were bad.

D&B · Post by **D&B** » Fri Aug 12, 2016 6:38 pm #202849

killerx09 wrote:And you thought normal Giant Spiders were bad.

New lavaland mob?

onleavedontatme · Fri Aug 12, 2016 6:40 pm

On Yogstation I think.

D&B · Post by **D&B** » Fri Aug 12, 2016 8:44 pm #202901

Kor wrote:On Yogstation I think.

Hold the fucking phone.

They have lavaland?

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Fri Aug 12, 2016 8:48 pm #202904

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onleavedontatme · Fri Aug 12, 2016 9:35 pm

D&B wrote:
Kor wrote:On Yogstation I think.
Hold the fucking phone.

They have lavaland?

They threw out their codebase and started over with /tg/ a couple months back, then started adding their own stuff again.

killerx09 · Post by **killerx09** » Fri Aug 12, 2016 9:40 pm #202932

Our miner deathrates are through the roof - Assassinate Miner objectives essentially complete themselves.

Additionally, our coders have been trying to stop our miners from killing themselves.

While studying the biology of slain Watchers, a Nanotrasen scientist realized
that it should be impossible to freeze to death in the middle of Lavaland. Shortly
thereafter, all Watchers in Lavaland switched to firing organic darts filled
with a natural muscle relaxant.

Fri Aug 12, 2016 10:43 pm

i made a conveyor belt and the clown was stepping on his horns nearby. we quickly realized we could combine the two and one thing led to another and we did this:
[youtube]RH9WBjMhZ44[/youtube] (direct link)

eventually somebody threw a plasma fire bomb at us and we all died but kept honking anyways. also admins spawned us an immovable golden bike horn. was fun

Post by **Armhulen** » Sat Aug 13, 2016 4:14 pm #203128

It's the smalls things that keep me going

Bolien · Post by **Bolien** » Sun Aug 14, 2016 10:23 pm #203393

GET US OFF THE HUB.

Sun Aug 14, 2016 11:51 pm

>only 94
nice

Slignerd · Post by **Slignerd** » Fri Aug 19, 2016 9:44 pm #204729

Reyn · Post by **Reyn** » Fri Aug 19, 2016 9:54 pm #204734

IkeTG wrote:
oh

Dontcha love it when your god is eaten by the singularity

Fiz Bump · Post by **Fiz Bump** » Sat Aug 20, 2016 12:43 am #204765

The real shocker in that picture is that Bagel has a population greater than 10