Stories of rage, tears and regret

[InsaneHyena]

Bottom post of the previous page:

> Be HoS
> HoP asks me if he should promote Loves-the-Lizards to security
> Tell him not to do it
> He does it anyway.
> Both singulo and tesla are let loose by incompetent fuckwits from engineering
> Loves gets secutiy gear in my absence, turns out to be sleeping carp tator tot and murders all of security with a stun baton.
> Get cloned
> All of cryoxadone was stolen from medbay, so I'm permamently on the verge of death due to cellular damage
> Move towards the shuttle
> Random assistant on fire stumbles into me
> Fall into crit instantly
> Somebody actually extinguishes me and drags me to shuttle medbay
> Technically survive the round.

I swear, next time HoP promotes someone to sec without my agreement, I'm permabrigging both his protege and the fuckwit HoP.

[Raven776]

Spoiler:

> Be HoS
> HoP asks me if he should promote Loves-the-Lizards to security
> Tell him not to do it
> He does it anyway.
> Both singulo and tesla are let loose by incompetent fuckwits from engineering
> Loves gets secutiy gear in my absence, turns out to be sleeping carp tator tot and murders all of security with a stun baton.
> Get cloned
> All of cryoxadone was stolen from medbay, so I'm permamently on the verge of death due to cellular damage
> Move towards the shuttle
> Random assistant on fire stumbles into me
> Fall into crit instantly
> Somebody actually extinguishes me and drags me to shuttle medbay
> Technically survive the round.

I swear, next time HoP promotes someone to sec without my agreement, I'm permabrigging both his protege and the fuckwit HoP.

I'd rather be the only security in a round than have two badge wielding assistants next to me.

[IcePacks]

Osborne Kemerer says, "This isn't heavy rp dude"

[InsaneHyena]

> Spawn as engineer
> TRAITOR
> Kill dat doctor.
> Just like during all "kill" rounds, I assume that it's double agents.
> Try to let both engines loose, while nobody is paying attention.
> Fail - they turn PA down while I'm away. At least I'm not a suspect.
> Comms are down, plasma is flooding.
> Blame AI for everything, cut cameras.
> CE wants me to shut everything down.
> He can't explain what he wants by "SHUT IT DOWN", so I assume that the goyim know.
> Let tesla loose, while he's not looking.
> Stop the plasma flood under CE's watch, then start it again when he's not looking
> By this time shuttle is already called on red alert
> Consider robbing CE of his suit, decide against it, because he has an infinite stun baton.
> CE says "follow me" and heads back to engineering.
> He comes into a pod.
> "Really? We're gonna spend ten minutes HERE?"
> "No."
> Oh shit. Oh shit, is he...
> Pod launches, with me still standing in the open airlock.
> CE forgot to buckle himself in.
> Somehow I remain in the pod, but CE is spaced.
> KARMA
> End up stranded on lavaland, on a small island surrounded by lava.
> Express my frustation in prayers.
> Get best cookie.
> THANK YOU, GODS
> Then a singulo operation manual.
> Even better.
> Then a boat and an oar.
> Holy shit, this is actually good.
> After rowing on the lava river, I come to the conclusion that I'm near necropolis.
> Mining station is a long way from here, and judging by the radio, it's also under attack by ash liggers.
> Try to reach it anyway.
> With no pickaxe, bound to small pre-generated tunnels.
> Meet watchers, die.


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Raven776]

>You are an ash ligger.
>You are at war with the humans.
>They have shot you and killed your brothers, but you have thinned their numbers.
>You strike across the land as a forward guard for your people.
>You arrive at the mining station and start breaking windows to vent it out.
>You cut the cameras of the AI and move the mining shuttle caller to a room that the AI didn't depower.
>You carefully vent most locations into lavaland.
>You are an ash ligger, the hero of your people.
>The rest of the group shows up. You are ash liggers, 6 strong and wielding axes and spears.
>You all move around the station, finding human things and burning them.
>You are ash ligger, the best of the best, and you are the only one with shoes.
>You break the glass so none others trip over it all, but they still rush and fall anyways.
>You call the shuttle because you wish to kill the murderous humans.
>Your brothers and sisters rush ahead, trying to break the windows in case the doors magically shock themselves again.
>You are an ash ligger, and the only one wearing shoes.
>The one with an axe starts breaking windows, then grills, and trips over the glass.
>And then the next trips over the glass as well.
>And then the next...
>And their bodies crawl into a lava pit.
>From 6 to 2 because literally all of your brothers and sisters jumped into the lava.
>You start collecting their bodies carefully, being one of the only people smart enough to not jump in lava.
>As you finally drag them all out, an assistant shows up with an autorifle after having evidently been in the lavaland wastes this ENTIRE time trying to find your nest.
>Ded.

[BeeSting12]

>spawn as assistant
>traitor, kill someone and hijack
>never been on a murderboner, decide to try it
>buy ebow/esword
>run around the station 20 times trying to get the guts to kill an innocent person
>finally ebow the captain, kill him
>crap assistant saw me
>kill HoP and the only sec, still going smoothly
>everyone knows im traitor
>its ok, can't beat me
>call the shuttle
>kill my target just outside the bridge
>teslaloose
>still ok, get to the shuttle where i meet a sleeping carp meme
>team up with him
>wait out the shuttle timer
>get on
>tesla pops up and kills us both
>i forgot my insul gloves
Still a fun round, just annoyed I didn't get the hijack objective.

[confused rock]

>run around the station 20 times trying to get the guts to kill an innocent person

this is every fucking traitor round for me because I am thinking "what if a SECOND assistant wants to go into the garden"
but never "I am absorbing somebody IN THE CAPTAINS OFFICE AND I HAVEN'T EVEN DISABLED THE CAMERAS"

[BeeSting12]

>run around the station 20 times trying to get the guts to kill an innocent person

this is every fucking traitor round for me because I am thinking "what if a SECOND assistant wants to go into the garden"
but never "I am absorbing somebody IN THE CAPTAINS OFFICE AND I HAVEN'T EVEN DISABLED THE CAMERAS"

Actually, I legit felt guilty about taking people out of the round that did nothing to me/weren't my target. But yeah, that too when I'm going stealth.

[IcePacks]

>fuck up
>we're talking bad
>like, really bad
>pretty fucking bad
>oops i killed half the station bad
>it's so fucking bad niknakflak actually logs onto sybil, which makes it even worse
>jobbanned from all head positions
>fuck
>play a few good rounds and push it out of my head for the time being
>a few days later
>roundstart assistant
>this station name is fucking dumb i'm going to try and change it
>no captain
>hack into his office
>grab his id, which screams "TYPICAL PAX AT ME" (quite literally)
>dress up as a captain
>spaceman "asks for me to tell him what law i uploaded to get jobbanned and then afks like a fucking asshole" johnson is in my office
>makes some retarded announcement before i can make mine
>everyone is convinced i'm a captain
>feel confident
>i may be jobbanned but i can still prove to myself that i know what i'm doing
>ce bursts into the office with an rcd to "help"
>tell him to fuck off and fix the airlock
>he walls it off
>runs around
>rcds into the office via teleporter
>fuck off and fix the airlocks
>he walls me off again
>take down the wall and shoot him
>tell him i gave him enough chances and now he's being demoted
>demote him
>"I'MMA KILL YOU OKAY"
>fine
>go to arrivals airlocks to space him
>peacekiller borg appears
>fuck
>space myself with the ce
>get back to the station
>peacekiller naturally shoves me away from the airlock, leading to my demise
>fuck
>die
>get raised from the dead
>it's rev

[Zilenan91]

how'd you fuck up

[InsaneHyena]

> Spawn as captain
> Decide to do a prison gimmick
> I'm typing announcements and other shit, when suddenly wiznerd
> FUCK
> I'm turned to stone
> Frantically try and press buttons
> Mein Fuhrer, I can walk!
> Mein Fuhrer, I can punch wiznerd!
> Really surprised, what the fuck is this about
> Oh, I can only move when I'm not seen, must be a polymorh spell or something. Doctor Who reference.
> Eventually meet the wizard again and kill him in the hallway.
> For some reason OOC chat is not proud of my triumph.
> Oh shit, I was supposed to HELP wizard?
> Oh shit, there really was a prompt.
> Feel really bad, consider giving the dead wizard my admin token
> He doesn't answer
> Feel really, really ashamed

[Xhuis]

> Spawn as captain
> Decide to do a prison gimmick
> I'm typing announcements and other shit, when suddenly wiznerd
> FUCK
> I'm turned to stone
> Frantically try and press buttons
> Mein Fuhrer, I can walk!
> Mein Fuhrer, I can punch wiznerd!
> Really surprised, what the fuck is this about
> Oh, I can only move when I'm not seen, must be a polymorh spell or something. Doctor Who reference.
> Eventually meet the wizard again and kill him in the hallway.
> For some reason OOC chat is not proud of my triumph.
> Oh shit, I was supposed to HELP wizard?
> Oh shit, there really was a prompt.
> Feel really bad, consider giving the dead wizard my admin token
> He doesn't answer
> Feel really, really ashamed

This is why we fill the chat with giant red text, but nooooo...

[InsaneHyena]

When there's HAPPENING on my screen, chat is literally the last place I look at.

[IcePacks]

how'd you fuck up

long story short: gave the ai laws to kill everyone as a teambuilding exercise in a gang round

i'd love to justify my actions by saying that gangs controlled the station and gangsters were the only real casualties, or that the laws suggested that the ai pulled a few punches, but the fact of the matter was that it was an unbelievable fuckup and i'm ashamed of the ten or so minutes i thought it was a good idea

[MrAlphonzo]

Fucking hell, Bryce. And I thought I was the biggest fuck up when I made the clown non-human and got lectured, or when I defined an AI's first law as "Human harm is bad". No wonder they call the RD the Liberator.

[Ricotez]

Harm is defined as a small, rural town in Germany.

[AnonymousNow]

>Play mining cyborg.
>All I ever want to do as mining cyborg is get the advanced PKA and ore satchel upgrades, with enough time to explore the Lavaland mines just a little bit.
>Always have to move as fast as humanly possible to get a chance, and even then, 99/100 times, nobody is doing any research/someone rushes the shuttle and all my efforts are for absolutely nothing.
>Start with three miners, who wade out into the mine
>We immediately run into an ash drake, who kills two of the miners and debrains one. Third miner's fate unknown.
>I drag the body and brain back to the station
>I get the brain (Donatello Versus) into a brained body at robotics, and get it cloned
>I go back to the mines, retrieve materials while kiting the drake, and get them back to stationside.
>I finally get those upgrades.
>Go back to the mine, ready to use them-
>The drake is on the mining station, fighting the revived Donatello Versus!
>After trading even more blows with it, I finally get it dead.
>Take a moment to try and retrieve a body in the lava nearby

>Donatello EMPs me and beats me to death with an armblade.
>He then drags me into the shuttle, lures a colossus there and lets us both get spaced in transit while the colossus wrecks the station.
>Was seconds away from finally getting to wade out into the mine.
>Round atypically goes on fucking forever after this, like it never does when I have upgrades and am alive.

Fuuuuuck everything.

EDIT:

>Play as assistant
>Get salvaging access from HoP
>Go into space
>Find battle between space pirates & Syndicate
>Fuckin' A! Imagine the shit people could salvage from this!
>Tell people that I need fire support, and there's free shit in it for all of them - energy swords and cutlasses, Syndicate guns, the works! I've even placed a teleport beacon for them.
>One guy responds and promptly vanishes.
>Alright, I need to go get help.
>Speak to officer. He confiscates the empty Bullpup I'd used to defend myself against a mob and then fucks off.
>Speak to scientist on R&D desk. He says "I think you're a Syndicate" and closes the shutter (it was a cult round)
>Speak to guy stomping around in Durand. He didn't have any weapons.
>Speak to warden. Warden stuns me, cuffs me, strips me and then kicks me out of security, without listening to a word I've said.
>Teleport back on my own, hoping to retrieve something. Anything.
>I just need a fucking gun. One fucking gun, and I can get the ball rolling.
>An engieborg teleports with me for no apparent reason and gets killed.
>I take two steps and I'm under fire myself.
>Teleport home, limping, dying, begging for someone to listen and help me.
>"lol nobody cares, im gonna do somethin more interesting and novel - i made a bomb!"
>Die alone, surrounded by Syndicate operatives, trying to retrieve the bloody cyborg who'd floated right into the middle of them.

I haven't seen people pass up the opportunity to get valids and free energy weaponry since my first year on the servers, way back when. And of course it had to be what I was trying to rally them for. I've never seen a more apathetic, limp crew in my memory.

[InsaneHyena]

> Spawn as HoS
> Gulag a few shitlers
> Apparently, it's gang
> My only officer manages to lose his taser and ID to some greytider
> With his newfound sec access and weapons, said greytider manages to steal a gun from me too
> Corner him in gulag and shoot him dead.
> Also, Pocket disassembled the gulag machines, apparently.
> Classic Pocket.
> You know, upon reflection, that assistant was robust as fuck, I should have implanted him instead.
> Welp, can't do anything about it now.
> Captain suicides, because "You're all incompetent".
> Take his ID, raid cargo.
> Quartermaster turns out to be a gang head, shoot his ass, throw his body out of the airlock
> Meet miner in cargo. He walks up to me.
> Does he have a question?
> No, he has a stetchkin.
> I have only two shots remaining in my energy gun.
> Shit.
> Manage to scare him off, escape into maint.
> I'm pretty wounded, but nothing to lose your head about. I can heal up in the brig and come back.
> Return to the brig
> See my only officer breaking into armory with a baton.
> Through the window.
> SHIT
> NONONONONONON-
> Tesla grille instantly kills us both.

[Reece]

Spawn as traitor.
>wanna try out this new cult of cuck that I've heard about.
> TC trade for cult status and tablet?
>'Make you a scarab instead'
>sure, make me some spoopy bases.
> *ten minutes of bored frustration later as I have no slab and realise what a completely worthless resource hog the scarabs redecoration gun is.
> People keep trying to beat me to death despite knowing full well it's not cult because 'muh valids'
> C02 in vents, people all start dying.
>get onto shuttle, immediately circular saw'd to death.

What a waste of a round, clock cult redecoration gun is a resource hogging bitch, without a slab I was basically fucked from the get go. Next time I'll just ask for changeling instead. Props to jud for doing the change though. Still want to have a go at messing around with clockcult properly though.

[ShadowDimentio]

>Someone traded you for clockcuck

Those shitheads. Clockcult snowballs like mad and is quickly unbeatable. See: Every clockcuck round being either "THE ENTIRE STATION IS CLOCKCUCK" or "THEY GOT FOUND EARLY AND DIED"

[Reece]

No, they traded for the little clockwork scarab thing without a slab.

[Whoisthere]

>Diablo OG
>pen some guys, combating horrific lag
>30 seconds at one point
>Mark Fuller whom I penned kills Waffle gang on his own
>walk around maint, science is covered by blasto tags
>okay I'll go kill science they're obviously gang
>we go on our merry ways
>I hide a locker in science for some reason
>get an UZI, jump out, gun down everyone forever like an asshole
>IF SEC'S TAKEN CARE OF PDA ME (asked a dude to kill sec before he was confident enough)
>radio silence
>panic a bit because shuttle's almost here
>ok whatever, I'll just drop the dom in unused toxin burn chamber
>go into toxin burn chamber
>try to drop the dom
>no fuck you this is blasto property
>crap
>attempt to leave
>airlock cycling fails
>stuck in a 1x3 room with 0 pressure
>ok
>AI save me
>AI's dead
>start hacking out, never bothered to learn the wires
>lag strikes again
>come to my senses almost dead
>first wire I pulse lifts bolts
>what luck
>quickly cycle through wires, shut off power
>grab crowbar
>drop dead

Going into toxins burnchamber never worked well for me.

[TribeOfBeavers]

>Lowish pop on Bagil
>Map becomes Dreamstation
>Now lowpop with people suiciding and asking to be converted over comms.
>Join as CMO, only a chemist and a virologist working medbay.
>Get medbay up and running, add mannitol to cryo,  get started on genetics etc.
>HoS comes in and says he needs to talk with me.
>I bring him to my office and ask what the problem is.
>He says I have been accused of poisoning cryo tubes
>Literially nobody has been brought to medbay at this point and cryo hasnt been used,  tell him this.
>Says he needs to bring me to the brig while he investigates.
>Fine, whatever.
>On the way the chemist asks for help with a surgery, start to talk him through it.
>Get to brig and HoS immedietly strips all my shit, even the radio.
>Ask him to give me back the radio at least so I could help the chemist.
>Silence.
>Thrown into perma
>Start growing some potatos to pass the time.
>HoS comes back in, harm batons, handcuffs and welds me into a locker (still in perma).
>Manage to resist out and the fucker comes back in baton drawn.
>Keep a table between me and him until he gives up and leaves, closing the shutters.
>Locker had my stuff in it, get dressed.
>He took the ID and the hypo.
>AI had been aruging with HoS throughout, trying to help me.
>AI opens doors, run to teleporter and find chemist there.
>He says he'll help me out.
>Sec officer shows up, jump through the teleporter.
>Hang out with chemist for a bit in medbay, trying to clear my name over comms.
>Suddenly Narsi summoned.
>Hide in locker until shuttle arrives.
>Run through maint to get to arrivals pods, but dreamstation maint doesn't actually go there from medbay.
>Separated from chemist bro, sax through the hallways being chased by harvesters.
>Run directly into narsi and blow up.

[ShadowDimentio]

>Be me
>QM
>Lame as fuck shift with a tech
>Tech is a newbie but competent
>Cult gets called out over the disabled radio
>Ofuk
>Order guns and cargonia with the tech
>Hold the line with him against a few cultists marauding the hall
>Narssy is summoned and we're hurt
>Bail to mining to heal
>Come back and try to make it to the pods for BEEEARDS
>Make it to the engi pod with just a jugg trying to fight us
>Narssy eats us both outta nowhere
>Tfw

[DemonFiren]

Play lizard, then you won't need to worry about beards either way.

[Gamarr]

>Assistant
>Getting tools, normal shit for start of round
>Chemist dragging a borg and starting conga line, eventually includes coma assistant and a clown too
>Assistant wakes up out of the blue eventually and tries to murder the clown with a fire extinguisher for no fucking reason
>He gets a beatdown since he won't back down at all and insists on trying to murder the clown
>Officer Loves-the-gerpes shows up in bad undercover clothing and tries to arrest the clown seemingly, everyone fucks off instead of deal with him since he was no help to begin with against the tider
>Slowish round otherwise, before can even try much else though, notice officer stalking me back in his normal sec clothes, with his baton in his hand the whole time
>Journey takes me to cargo finally with a corgi in tow, another tider, or it was an (op since he turned up with a silenced Stetchkin later?) harassing the QM
>Fight escalates gradually, go in and try to get the second tider out of cargo
>He whips out a stun-baton, and gets disarmed and promptly stunned with his own weapon, not even beaten like he deserves
>QM and me finally shoving him out-
>Fuckwit McGerpes shows up out of the fucking blue, batons, cuffs me, and takes me to brig for a 15 min sentence for 'selling meth' that the chemist blew himself up in
>Warden is a lame duck and watches as Gerpes dicks around searching me in my cell for 5 minutes before even starting the timer
>Timer started at 15 minutes, for some fucking reason, when the shuttle is 3 minutes away because its apparently Nuke Ops
>QM shows up with dead tider and the story of what happened since Ops likely blew up Comms
>Warden is still here, doesn't care, leaves for shuttle with both of us staring at his back as he takes off
>QM helps me get out easily as he knows what he's actually doing
>Shuttle early launches with 1 minute left because Ops I guess
>Only upside is me and QM make it to shuttle with seconds to spare, and I get to feel somewhat better by shoving Gerpes around the shuttle brig during the 2 minute right back

>Not one response ever in A-helps to the situation start to finish.

[Armhulen]

>tesla loose
>me and my fellow atmos tech start arguing over who gets the atmos hardsuit
>finally I disarm it from him, I start running
>tesla kills both of us

[MrAlphonzo]

>Be RD
>Fucking glorious miners
>Best science team I could ask for. Duke Hayka, Ryder Ramos and Loves-The-Lizards.
>I'm talking 20 uranium, and 5 diamonds in only five minutes
>Duke is doing his thing in R&D
>Loves is doing his thing in xenobio
>Minerborg brings me immortality talisman
>Kor won't tell me what it does, but he tells me to go to genetics to get scanned and have someone implant it in my chest
>Go to genetics to get copied
>I am very clear that I only want to be scanned
>He locks me in and makes me into a monkey
>Changeling in the room sees his chance
>Geneticist dies
>Ling releases me only to try and kill me
>Forget about hand tele, again
>Monkey me dies
>Doctor that finds the geneticist's corpse dies
>Cry as I watch the scientists make so much cool shit
>Cry as Loves makes two headslugs and has rainbow slimes ready so he can make us into lings
>Cry as I watch Ryder remake telescience and run it so very well
>Cry as two Durands and a Gygax are made, fully kitted out
>Kor tells me the geneticist wasn't even valid
>Fucking why
>Ling comes back, makes a monkey into a human while dragging my body
>"Is he trying to help?"
>Ling leaves
>Meanwhile, there are three singularities loose
>The ling is not trying to help
>I am never found

[Zilenan91]

If the geneticist wasn't valid why didn't he respawn you

[onleavedontatme]

Because it wouldn't have been fair to the changeling.

The geneticist got a spooky scary note on his permanent record.

[Whoisthere]

I went to the bar and chef made nachos and I ate the nachos and told the chef that I like nachos and gave him a taser and he said wow nice taser thanks and I took a burrito off the counter and was eating it when I slipped on the soap detective dropped I washed the burrito but it was soggy and shitty and I went to the kitchen hoping to score some nachos or at least a burrito but the fucking chef only made burgers fuck

[Atlanta-Ned]

I went to the bar and chef made nachos and I ate the nachos and told the chef that I like nachos and gave him a taser and he said wow nice taser thanks and I took a burrito off the counter and was eating it when I slipped on the soap detective dropped I washed the burrito but it was soggy and shitty and I went to the kitchen hoping to score some nachos or at least a burrito but the fucking chef only made burgers fuck

My friend have you heard of this amazing new punctuation mark? They're calling it the period.

[IcePacks]

>tesla loose
>me and my fellow atmos tech start arguing over who gets the atmos hardsuit
>finally I disarm it from him, I start running
>tesla kills both of us

fatum iustum stultum

a fitting end for the only thing worse than an engineer

[Super Aggro Crag]

Just go in a locker you fucking idiot and have the other guy pull you to safety.

[Durkel]

>running around as a traitor with big plasma fire going on and dragging people into it
>shuttle is called
>I've been shooting asshole drones who keep coming back to try to put out the fire
>More drones show up
>there's like 5-6 now.
>One steals my cap laser gun when I drop it
>One welds a fire lock in front of me when I keep unwelding it go through
>One pushes the cover I'm using out of the way so I can get shot
>Another steals the plasma canister I have behind me to gas the shuttle
>One is bolting doors in front of me.

Jesus.
Fucking.
Christ.

R E M O V E D R O N E

[DemonFiren]

Jesus fuck ban those assholes.
Can't read their laws worth shit.

[Cheimon]

Yeah, ahelp those dickheads and get them permabanned from the role, it's not hard to not interfere with the round.

[Ricotez]

instaban from drone and usually also from the game, just ahelp their identification numbers and an admin will jump on it

[Drynwyn]

I mean; in that scenario I think the drones weren't exactly breaking their laws; insofar as they didn't know that the plasma fire constituted the matters of a sentient being (and it might not anyway!).

After all, we don't ban drones for repairing a bomb hole just because that hole was created intentionally by a sentient being.


EDIT: Disregard that I suck cocks, I didn't see about the bolting and the canister stealing.

[confused rock]

>be rev early on
>standing in hallway above bridge
>leo is also rev
>leo sprints in with a taser
>tries to tase 2 nearby sec officers
>misses both and tases me instead
>they kill him
>they kill me too because they forgot leo is the one who tased me and assume each other tased me or some shit

>a later round
>cap changes station name to a generic darkrp server name, with shit like |10K STATING CASH| FASTDL| and stuff
>people are doing memes, somebody adverts mug, its kinda funny.
>admins change station name back or something
>salt as fuck

>later that round
>manage to get myself super vip rank with the batman job
>making a guy a cak
>random disposals toxins bomb kills me

>later that round
>circlejerk on the thing where you talk to basil
>cap asks basil how they deal with rdmers
>basil says "wow stop memeing about a 200 year old game"
>200 year old
>year in pda: 2556
>200 year old
>TWO HUNDRED YEAR OLD
>BASIL
>NOT EVEN KNOWING THE DATE THE GAME TAKES PLACE WHEN IT IS IN THE PDA
>have to go to basil and wait till the round ends there to insult them in ooc because that is just unnacceptable. fuck them. seriously.

[DemonFiren]

>them
Don't blame all of us for a Sybil-tier captain, please.

[AnonymousNow]

>Miner
>Lots of cool shit happens
>Hear reports of a man stuck in a clown complex
>Search the asteroid for them - like, almost an hour, maybe a full hour
>Ash storm, last capsule
>Ash storm lasts for-fucking-ever
>Suddenly attacked by a goliath that I didn't see
>Desperately blasting at the goliath as it tears down my walls, fighting air pressure pushing me out of the safezone and being worn down by the single longest ashstorm I've ever encountered
>Go into crit just as the ashstorm drops

>Fly around as ghost
>Just in time to see the person I was trying to rescue die, their complex RIGHT FUCKING BELOW WHERE I GOT GANKED

Remove simplemob X-ray vision 2016.

[confused rock]

>them
Don't blame all of us for a Sybil-tier captain, please.

most recent fight I saw over the shit between servers was them bragging they caught more traitors than us
#valids

[confused rock]

>laugher demons everywhere
>captain actually gets nuke codes and sets delta
>right before he sets delta
>in between the bridge airlocks lies a full egun and there are fucking laugher demons everywhere
>begin smashing window
>hos fucking arrests me
>WEE WOO CODE DELTA
>he keeps arresting me
>we get nuked and die
>its valid because code delta

[Cheimon]

> observing
> nobody wants to play alien larva
> initially I ignore it, I want the first aliens to be robust
> after like 5 prompts I tap yes
> turn into sentinel, other larva becomes queen
> head out to infect people, nab a doctor but can't remember how to eat them (pray and find out for next time)
> I assume they get the larva cut out of them
> wander around a bit more, try some other people, lots of people wearing masks
> spot the captain wearing his hat, no mask, ai upload
> figure I'll throw the hugger at him, he'll go down, I'll hurt/eat/transport
> throw the hugger, no dice
> hugger just sits on the floor
> captain draws an axe and the hugger still does nothing
> I panic and forget I am a deadly alien who can spit neurotoxin and push people over
> I try to dodge his axe, I stay alive for about 30 seconds
> the facehugger does nothing, he's not even wearing a mask
> now this is tunnel vision
> I die and get borged
> queen also gets borged and screams at me for being a fluke
> 0/10 would not play starting larva another time

[IcePacks]

>spawn
>you are traitor, you ain't spawned typical
>some lizard grabs the toolbelt
>well i'm gonna need that
>toolbox him
>fail to knock him over
>he grabs a toolbox of his own
>fight him
>get him to bleed and flee
>pursue
>he thunks me, knocking me over
>fuck
>[youtube]cRGRSCAOqh4[/youtube]
>get up
>shove him over
>beat him down toolboxes akimbo
>yell "I DID IT" as bystanders drag off the lizard's body
>anonymous slut runs up and thunks me once with a fire extinguisher
>die
>get dragged to medbay
>defibbed
>cryo isn't started yet
>lay there, bleeding profusely, dying by the blood
>mai just runs up and bruise packs me
>losing conciousness
>get a transfusion
>the lizard's also there but they suck ass at blood healing so he just kinda dies
>disposal his corpse
>leave
>go to hop's office
>it's locked because apparently the hop has another job that isn't sitting at his desk
>yell for him to go to his office
>smells-the-feet walks up
>punches the absolute shit out of me
>lose pretty much all my blood
>die seven more times in medbay
>admins refuse to let me trade 20 telecrystals to get full health long enough to tell mai that she's god-awful at medical treatment before gibbing
>medbay explodes

[Alipheese]

Spoiler:

>spawn
>you are traitor, you ain't spawned typical
>some lizard grabs the toolbelt
>well i'm gonna need that
>toolbox him
>fail to knock him over
>he grabs a toolbox of his own
>fight him
>get him to bleed and flee
>pursue
>he thunks me, knocking me over
>fuck
>[youtube]cRGRSCAOqh4[/youtube]
>get up
>shove him over
>beat him down toolboxes akimbo
>yell "I DID IT" as bystanders drag off the lizard's body
>anonymous slut runs up and thunks me once with a fire extinguisher
>die
>get dragged to medbay
>defibbed
>cryo isn't started yet
>lay there, bleeding profusely, dying by the blood
>mai just runs up and bruise packs me
>losing conciousness
>get a transfusion
>the lizard's also there but they suck ass at blood healing so he just kinda dies
>disposal his corpse
>leave
>go to hop's office
>it's locked because apparently the hop has another job that isn't sitting at his desk
>yell for him to go to his office
>smells-the-feet walks up
>punches the absolute shit out of me
>lose pretty much all my blood
>die seven more times in medbay
>admins refuse to let me trade 20 telecrystals to get full health long enough to tell mai that she's god-awful at medical treatment before gibbing
>medbay explodes

Reminds me of an abomination of medbay I witnessed and tried to salvage.
>Be MD or CMO
>out checking some hurt dude
>come back and docs doing their shit
>healing 2 people who came in severely hurt.
>Dilirium Faust medCUCK near cryo
>hear Rin screaming at the top of her lungs to end her life over common
>do a quick scan as I always do.
>low blood and toxin damage galore
>apparently mister medCUCK was putting every blood type in the rainbow into her besides the right one
>tell him hes doing it wrong, literally killing her
>he freaks out and refuses me helping her
>Rin's now going in and out of conciousness
>I try to take her away to go get some fucking calomel
>cue Benny hill music as he drags her body around like a fucking retard pushing and fucking with all the other doctors
>eventually he fucks off somewhere long enough for me to get the body still.
>too fucked beyond a speedy recovery
>shes begging for a swift death and cloning.
>sigh whatever
>2 other people have been taken care of and out of medbay
>put Rin down
>go to cloning. Speed clone her.
>slap her into cryo
>go into chemistry and work on whatever the fuck drug I was making
>see medCUCK in medbay again
>fear for all patients' lives.
>go over to Rin to ensure shes not me medraped again.
>gets healed and leaves.
>not the first time Dilirium Faust has completely fucked someone over as a doctor.
>people still call him best doctor ever

Rough recollection of the event.
Sometime later Rin called that medbay's wild ride and is* scarred from it and afraid of faust as a doctor.

[confused rock]

medbay in a fucking nutshell

[Reece]

God medical is hellish sometimes. Most common medical mishap.
>Die three foot from adefib with doctor watching
>Clones meinstead.
Y

[TehSteveo]

God medical is hellish sometimes. Most common medical mishap.
>Die three foot from adefib with doctor watching
>Clones meinstead.
Y

No. What's better is upgrading the sleepers so Medical will just OD you on medicine...so you slowly die in agony as they fumble around with you.

[Reece]

Ugh. OD'ing is hell
'Just give him 70u of bicardine, heal him right up'
GOD PLEASE STOP!
Reminds me of that bit in scrubs where the nurse says to JD 'Doug just gave me an order to give Mr. Nicholsen 80'000CC of Morphine,thought I'd double check before I killed the man'