Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Remie Richards · Thu Jul 21, 2016 11:26 pm

Bottom post of the previous page:

Thanks Galva c:

like, 16 Wyzack, although we have that rule where 5 year olds+ can drink in their own homes with a meal.
I don't really drink though, I had 1 glass of babysham at a christmas 5 or so years ago and was sooooo tipsy I couldn't solve some puzzles I'd gotten that year,
and I drank some nice apple sours about 2 months ago at a friend's game night (Card against humanity, Just Dance, etc.) but it didn't really have an effect haha.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Fri Jul 22, 2016 5:17 am #197586

Happy holy shit you are young day.

Remie Richards · Fri Jul 22, 2016 5:27 am

Haha, thanks Anon.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Fri Jul 22, 2016 5:32 am #197592

People who think midnight release means 12pm PST are fucking micro-hitlers and should be shot.

Always use EST you fucking gimps. People on the east coast aren't getting it "early" when you do this, people on the west coast can always access it too. Nothing matters here. Nothing is wrong.

When you use PST everyone on the east coast is going to be getting 3 hours less sleep and getting fucked. Nobody on the the west coast gains anything from this. They could've been watching/playing/whatever three hours earlier along with the east coast.

EndgamerAzari · Fri Jul 22, 2016 6:22 am

Aw hell yeah

Spoiler:

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Fri Jul 22, 2016 10:08 am #197634

Season 3 of Bojack is great so far. Each episode has been great.

Episode 4 is fucking amazing and if you don't know anything about the show I would almost suggest you just watch that one first to see the show at one of its best moments that doesn't actually spoil much or prevent you from enjoying it without the context.

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Fri Jul 22, 2016 12:42 pm #197651

An0n3 wrote:People who think midnight release means 12pm PST are fucking micro-hitlers and should be shot.

Always use EST you fucking gimps. People on the east coast aren't getting it "early" when you do this, people on the west coast can always access it too. Nothing matters here. Nothing is wrong.

When you use PST everyone on the east coast is going to be getting 3 hours less sleep and getting fucked. Nobody on the the west coast gains anything from this. They could've been watching/playing/whatever three hours earlier along with the east coast.

GLORIOUS INTERNATIONAL GMT
Always best, for everything

http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.com/

And congratulations Remie, one year older and yet still incredibly young

Remie Richards · Fri Jul 22, 2016 2:29 pm

Thanks XSI

420weedscopes · Fri Jul 22, 2016 5:29 pm

An0n3 wrote:Hold the phone in your hand and slice it forward twice like you were chopping onions or something with it.

nothing happened
granted i haven't set up motions like that but still

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Fri Jul 22, 2016 9:32 pm #197776

I think Season 2 of Bojack is the best still, but Season 3 was good.

DrPillzRedux · Fri Jul 22, 2016 10:10 pm

Went to Olive Garden for the first time ever as a reward for driving a friend somewhere. Pigged out on minsetrone, mussels, and an entree with chicken parmesan, a stuffed big noodle with sausage thing, and spaghetti. Cheap cabernet on the side to top it off.

10/10 would get free food again.

420weedscopes · Sat Jul 23, 2016 1:02 am

hmm!

THE MIGHTY GALVATRON · Sat Jul 23, 2016 1:03 am

Probably counted their downloads from Apple Store too, and the Amazon App Store. And the Steam App store.

Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Sat Jul 23, 2016 1:07 am #197848

Happy birthday Remie

Also holy shit I didn't know/remember that you were that young

420weedscopes · Sat Jul 23, 2016 2:10 am

THE MIGHTY GALVATRON wrote:Probably counted their downloads from Apple Store too, and the Amazon App Store. And the Steam App store.

60 million
hmm!

DrPillzRedux · Sat Jul 23, 2016 2:26 am

The place I work at decided to "cancel my services" conveniently after I reported that harassment of a disabled person. My company (I'm third-party) hasn't fired me officially but they basically have as I have no work now.

Time to whistleblow and get a lawyer.

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Sat Jul 23, 2016 2:31 am #197862

Oh boy, Lawyer fun time. Good luck, hope things work out

Nienhaus · Post by **Nienhaus** » Sat Jul 23, 2016 2:58 am #197866

An0n3 wrote:I think Season 2 of Bojack is the best still, but Season 3 was good.

I enjoyed it. It was fun to binge watch it all at once.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Sat Jul 23, 2016 1:43 pm #197940

When you say disabled person, do you mean like a wounded war vet with a leg missing or a blind black lady with a golden dog?
Or just someone thats too fat to wipe their own arse so the entire office smells of their sweaty shit crack?

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Sat Jul 23, 2016 2:58 pm #197949

Fat people aren't disabled. They're just fat

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sat Jul 23, 2016 3:43 pm #197961

They're disabled when they catch a stroke or aneurysm.

420weedscopes · Sat Jul 23, 2016 4:27 pm

me and cojax did a really fucking stupid video
it is really funny
[youtube]K9Spt32BbYY[/youtube]

Remie Richards · Sat Jul 23, 2016 5:31 pm

Takeguru wrote:Happy birthday Remie

Also holy shit I didn't know/remember that you were that young

Thanks Take, not many people do! haha.

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Sat Jul 23, 2016 10:01 pm #198044

What's got you down?

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Sat Jul 23, 2016 11:43 pm #198065

I can definitely see why that would make you feel awful

I've done the same on Unity, the tutorials for it are utter garbage and they don't actually help you one bit.
As for the rest, yeah. That sounds to me like actual depression if it's been going for longer than a few days/weeks. The antidepressants they offer for it are a crapshot, really. Most of the time the doctors just get paid to push those and they neglect to add the therapy part of treatment. The pills alone don't work. They merely make people who are otherwise unreceptive to therapy more receptive to it. Or they cause a complete loss of sexual function and make you okay with staring at a wall for 6 hours a day. Their effects are still poorly understood and the brain still mysterious as far as that goes, and as everyone has a different brain there is no single pill that works on everyone. Generally it's worth trying IF you have the therapy to back it up, but be mindful of side effects.

In ye olden days people tried to cure depression with religion, but that only works on some people, and certainly not everyone. Personally I recommend meditation, though that doesn't solve it either. It just helps you deal with it better(Feel free to message me if you need some basics on it). It's a difficult situation but it's not one you're in alone, I'm very certain that on this forum alone you can find a significant amount of people who have the same issues, or at least some of them
And they will support you, as best you can support someone through the internet.

At the least, you can find friends here, even if we can't come over and hang out
I hope that helps a bit

(Picture vaguely related)

Spoiler:

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Sun Jul 24, 2016 12:23 am #198074

I seem to have hit that odd second stage puberty men get in their late 20s, you know the one where your neck, back and arse crack suddenly decide they need hair they haven't needed for the past near 30 years.

Remie Richards · Sun Jul 24, 2016 2:17 am

Just got casually informed over facebook by two friends that my long lost sisters (WAT) are looking for me.
Life why.
Stop.

Super Aggro Crag · Sun Jul 24, 2016 2:49 am

I've never met my sisters, I live in constant fear I will one day meet one and hit it off and fuck them unknowingly and create a retard baby.

Super Aggro Crag · Sun Jul 24, 2016 3:01 am

Considering I was already born with congenital birth defects and a couple deformities I don't wanna take my chances.

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Sun Jul 24, 2016 3:04 am #198096

No, that's actually correct. You don't risk much with first generation inbreeding, though there is still a risk
Besides, most retards aren't inbred, there are plenty of retarded non-inbred people

Jacough · Post by **Jacough** » Sun Jul 24, 2016 6:01 am #198122

Probably going to be starting work at a call center soon. Every single fucking one I've worked at has been miserable and filled me with a nearly irresitable urge to shoot every fucking floor supervisor I met. If I want any hope of getting back into the IT field I need to take on a shit job until I get some certifications. Place your bets on how long it'll take me to snap and burn the fucking place down with me in it.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sun Jul 24, 2016 7:20 am #198129

They cut a not-insubstantial portion of hair off the top of my head in order to give me a drug exam before I start work at this place. Now I definitely need a haircut.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sun Jul 24, 2016 8:40 am #198138

An0n3 wrote:They cut a not-insubstantial portion of hair off the top of my head in order to give me a drug exam before I start work at this place. Now I definitely need a haircut.

Why, did they make you look like a monk?

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Sun Jul 24, 2016 8:44 am #198139

Are they too good for piss?

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Sun Jul 24, 2016 12:42 pm #198158

Jacough wrote:Probably going to be starting work at a call center soon. Every single fucking one I've worked at has been miserable and filled me with a nearly irresitable urge to shoot every fucking floor supervisor I met. If I want any hope of getting back into the IT field I need to take on a shit job until I get some certifications. Place your bets on how long it'll take me to snap and burn the fucking place down with me in it.

6 months

Super Aggro Crag · Sun Jul 24, 2016 12:46 pm

An0n3 wrote:They cut a not-insubstantial portion of hair off the top of my head in order to give me a drug exam before I start work at this place. Now I definitely need a haircut.

shave your entire head.

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Sun Jul 24, 2016 1:41 pm #198166

Or just wear a hat

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sun Jul 24, 2016 8:48 pm #198254

It's not that bad it's just there's like, a noticeably thin patch of hair when I run my fingers through it.

It's weird.

I'll probably buzz my hair short if I don't find a place to give me a nice cut in the next couple days.

ColonicAcid · Mon Jul 25, 2016 12:08 am

Jet lag is kicking my ass.

I woke up at like 5:30 PM yesterday, stayed up all night, just went out like 20 minutes ago to get some coffee and some food from street vendors. That's supposed to be breakfast, feels more like dinner. They call it Toast (toseuteu because you know asian languages and euuuu at the end) but it's actually just like Egg, veggies, ham with ketchup and mustard and they also sprinkle sugar on the top of the bread?? I dunno it tastes good tho.

I feel that the "I want to sleep stage" is about to hit HARD considering it's only like 9 AM right now here but like Midnight in England.

Anyway, I managed to snag some tickets for a Busan Ipark K League Classic game on Wednesday. Korean sports games are fucking INSANE. The crowd really get worked up and have really good cheers as well, should be fun as long as I fix my sleep cycle.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to consumer varying amounts of Korean Dramas that are all available to me whilst I try not to sleep thank u & god bless.

ColonicAcid · Mon Jul 25, 2016 12:13 am

Oh yeah LOL I also forgot that Porn is banned here so as the strong Korean man can stay aware of the communist threat wants to destroy democracy at it's core with no carnal distractions of the opposite sex. I get redirected to this wonderful site: http://warning.or.kr/

The official way to circumvent this is to send the government your fucking passport through fax but why bother I got a VPN sorted out alls good.

Super Aggro Crag · Mon Jul 25, 2016 1:52 am

I saw a bunny!

EndgamerAzari · Mon Jul 25, 2016 2:10 pm

Some shitfuck in Minnesota tried to steal my Steam account. REEEEEEEEEEEE

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 2:48 pm #198372

ColonicAcid wrote:Oh yeah LOL I also forgot that Porn is banned here so as the strong Korean man can stay aware of the communist threat wants to destroy democracy at it's core with no carnal distractions of the opposite sex. I get redirected to this wonderful site: http://warning.or.kr/

The official way to circumvent this is to send the government your fucking passport through fax but why bother I got a VPN sorted out alls good.

The fuck? Are you in North Korea?

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 3:56 pm #198386

North Korea won't even allow him internet at all

Also, just got told by a friend she only has about 3 weeks to live
Shit.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 4:44 pm #198394

I'm fukken siiiick. And not in the cooolguy way that I usually am but more in the you could turn coal to diamonds with the pressure in my sinuses kind of way.

In a fit of self pity I have decided to buy myself EDF, hopefully the deathscreams of a billion bugs will soothe my soul

EndgamerAzari · Mon Jul 25, 2016 5:48 pm

WHY ARE THERE ALWAYS GNATS HERE

IT MAKES ME FEEL INSECURE ABOUT MY HYGIENE THOUGH I BATHE TWICE A DAY AND PRACTICE ABOVE-AVERAGE GROOMING

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 7:03 pm #198446

Tea tree oil shampoo, its a natural insect repellent.

420weedscopes · Mon Jul 25, 2016 10:03 pm

my father downloaded pokemon go
i am informed that we are going into town tomorrow
purely to play pokemon

this is certainly the future

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Tue Jul 26, 2016 12:07 am #198514

Turns out a longshot career change may actually be going through. I'm still doing phone work in a call center, but I'm going from technical support and customer service to Insurance. They're even paying for licensing in case I pass. I can do this.

Screw you Former Client. You may have valued me once, but you betrayed me and now, I'm out.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Tue Jul 26, 2016 2:53 am #198537

Yeah I heard that one of the insurance companies is hiring people in the area to work from home for something ridiculous like $18 an hour.

not sure if scam but kinda interested

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Tue Jul 26, 2016 3:56 pm #198656

Is that where you work for a Nigerian Prince to set up his bank?