Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

THE MIGHTY GALVATRON · Mon Jun 27, 2016 1:01 am

Bottom post of the previous page:

Screemonster wrote:I used to keep gerbils, after a while you get used to it.

That's how vampires and elves feel about humans I bet.

captain sawrge · Mon Jun 27, 2016 3:35 am

i bought a bag of candied ginger like 2 months ago and forget about it. will i die if i eat it. help me out please quick

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Mon Jun 27, 2016 3:38 am #190455

as long as you didn't get it wet or anything it should be ok

captain sawrge · Mon Jun 27, 2016 3:39 am

on closer examination there were only like 3 pieces left but they dont look very good so im not gonna eat it. Thanks for the help

Ikarrus · Post by **Ikarrus** » Mon Jun 27, 2016 8:07 am #190500

Everything was Cersei Lannister's fault. She ruined everything from the get go and only made it worse over time.

TechnoAlchemist · Mon Jun 27, 2016 9:26 am

Ikarrus wrote:Everything was Cersei Lannister's fault. She ruined everything from the get go and only made it worse over time.

Terrorists win

Whoisthere · Post by **Whoisthere** » Mon Jun 27, 2016 10:36 am #190517

I don't get why pugs are so hyped.

Anyway, here's what a friend told me: there was this little kid, like I guess 8 years old or something, he was going to a kindergarten or whatever. And he met a little girl there, and he sorta fell in love with her the way 8 yar old kids can fall in love, and he was hitting on her in a cute manner and such, so their kindergarten teacher noticed that and told girl's parents and they thought it was cute and told boy's parents about that. So the boy's parents decided to start giving the boy some money so he could buy chocolates for the girl so he could woo her even more, and the boy made friends with a local bum and was giving him money so the bum would be the one taking the boy to kindergarten, and all the other children thought the boy lived with the bums and were mad jealous of him.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Mon Jun 27, 2016 1:50 pm #190560

It's hard to call Cersei the villain of the series. I think GRR has said she's his favorite character?

She is the main motivator behind a whole ton of shit happening, and then continuing to happen though. More so in the show than the books, but still in the books she does things that push the plot forward quite a few times.

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Mon Jun 27, 2016 2:01 pm #190564

SOME OF YOU GUYS ARE COOL SO DONT COME INTO THE SEPT TOMORROW

- CERSEI LANNISTER

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Mon Jun 27, 2016 2:23 pm #190567

>when you roast Cersei real good and she starts reaching into the crypts underneath the city

ColonicAcid · Mon Jun 27, 2016 11:50 pm

england are shit at football

AFRAM ISLAND

Post by **oranges** » Tue Jun 28, 2016 10:19 am #190798

They exited the euro twice in one week.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Tue Jun 28, 2016 3:47 pm #190852

Congrats dude. Always hope for the best but expect the worst, that way you can only exceed your expectations

EndgamerAzari · Tue Jun 28, 2016 3:47 pm

I want this sign for my collection.

Spoiler:

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Tue Jun 28, 2016 3:48 pm #190854

get it and put it above the door to your bedroom

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue Jun 28, 2016 4:05 pm #190861

Don't make me post Sans...

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Tue Jun 28, 2016 6:30 pm #190906

I have finally done it, i have bested the mighty paprka in forum post count. He is no longer the top, but i am number four shitposter on the entire forums. Not sure why i am so stuck in this place

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Tue Jun 28, 2016 6:44 pm #190910

You love us

All of us

No homo though

Post by **Thunder11** » Tue Jun 28, 2016 9:52 pm #190975

Time to challenge demonfiren for the number 3 spot

THE MIGHTY GALVATRON · Wed Jun 29, 2016 12:06 am

So today I saw a baby hump a large Winnie the Pooh Tsum Tsum.

That's my day.

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Wed Jun 29, 2016 3:45 am #191078

Wyzack wrote:I have finally done it, i have bested the mighty paprka in forum post count. He is no longer the top, but i am number four shitposter on the entire forums. Not sure why i am so stuck in this place

I'm 46th

also home alone for the next weekanahalf because rest of my family went on a trip to idaho to visit my uncle and I decided to stay home. I had different plans to do during but those have changed recently. Now I get to enjoy my bday on thursday with jdaniels and the peace and quiet of my room. except for my grandpa who plans on taking me golfing early in the morning and later in the afternoon for dinner. (golfing may be a white person sport but fuck it's actually really enjoyable when you can hit like 150~ yards with a p wedge, it sucks for me cuz I go a full set of clubs but they aren't custom or anything and are too short for me so I can't hit as well as I did 5-6 years ago when I was a tad shorter. I've managed to collect a driver, an 8 iron and a p wedge and a putter though that are more my size and with those four I don't really need much else. I don't really play golf to keep score but I do like seeing how far I can hit it each time so in a way I guess I do keep score of myself over the course of different games.)

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Wed Jun 29, 2016 4:18 am #191083

Wyzack wrote:I have finally done it, i have bested the mighty paprka in forum post count. He is no longer the top, but i am number four shitposter on the entire forums. Not sure why i am so stuck in this place

Only 1100 to go for the throne

Make that 1101

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed Jun 29, 2016 7:11 am #191102

Shit man, I can't let Wyzack catch up.

ColonicAcid · Wed Jun 29, 2016 11:49 am

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Wed Jun 29, 2016 11:50 am #191168

I had my first proper holiday in 6 years

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Wed Jun 29, 2016 1:05 pm #191191

ColonicAcid wrote:

That's how a real pimp waters his houseplants.

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Wed Jun 29, 2016 1:30 pm #191197

ive read that like 10 times now and i still fucking burst out in tears over it

jesus christ

EndgamerAzari · Wed Jun 29, 2016 5:49 pm

Arrrrgh why can't I have a boss who's an asshole like everyone else seems to? My supervisor is such a nice guy--saying that I should take more time off, etc.--that I'm going to feel so shitty when I have to tell him I'm leaving.

EndgamerAzari · Wed Jun 29, 2016 10:29 pm

MrEousTranger · Thu Jun 30, 2016 4:26 am

A few years ago I came home from school and the whole house smelled like gas
I realized the stove was still on and the house was flooded with flammable gas.
The same day my little brother was showing off this flint and steel he had for show and tell.
He walked into the house and said " Hey! [REDACTED] wanna see my flint and steel??!!! :DDDDDD"
I screamed "DON'T FUCKING LIGHT THAT!" I grabbed in and threw it into the yard.
He thought I was angry at him so he started to lean over for the base ball bat.
I had to explain that the house was full of gas and that if he lit that we would die.
All he said was "K".

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Thu Jun 30, 2016 5:29 pm #191623

Mother fucking long weekend begins boys. God save the queen

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Fri Jul 01, 2016 12:38 am #191728

Wyzack wrote:Mother fucking long weekend begins boys. God save the queen

got the bottle of jd today alls good my man

EndgamerAzari · Fri Jul 01, 2016 2:13 am

I actually did, too. My brother's birthday is the 5th and I'm going to hang out with him this weekend, so I dropped the better part of $50 on a big ol' bottle of Jack.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Sat Jul 02, 2016 2:33 am #192022

Happy Canada Day u fucks

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Sat Jul 02, 2016 3:09 am #192025

CosmicScientist wrote:What's Canada day?

the day of canada

Remie Richards · Sat Jul 02, 2016 3:19 am

Wyzack wrote:Happy Canada Day u fucks

Happy Canada Day! I Will eat some delicious poutine in your honours.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Sat Jul 02, 2016 3:23 am #192028

Fireworks were excellent this year. Time to get drunk

Ikarrus · Post by **Ikarrus** » Sat Jul 02, 2016 4:22 am #192040

Glorious leaf day to all of you.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sat Jul 02, 2016 8:59 am #192067

Remie Richards wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Happy Canada Day u fucks
Happy Canada Day! I Will eat some delicious poutine in your honours.

Wish I could eat Putin.

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 5:04 am #192301

i feel like shit for spending money on things i actually need

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 5:21 am #192303

But y

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 5:43 am #192305

idk i have a lot of shit i need to get in about a month's time for uni and also need a better paying job also for uni.

ColonicAcid · Sun Jul 03, 2016 11:59 am

Whats your major m8

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 3:11 pm #192389

Either I'm getting too old or Peroni and Jaeger really don't agree with me.

Probably both to be honest.

EndgamerAzari · Tue Jul 05, 2016 2:46 pm

I accepted my loan for the Software Guild today.

I'm doin this

I'm makin this happen

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 2:56 pm #193034

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 8:08 pm #193156

Great. It's possible that laziness and incompetence may have eliminated my position.

Well. Back to REAL call center work. Time to start seeking something new.

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 11:27 pm #193213

ThanatosRa wrote:Great. It's possible that laziness and incompetence may have eliminated my position.

Well. Back to REAL call center work. Time to start seeking something new.

Turns out I was right. My team was dissolved and we're all demoted to the lower team with our overseas counterparts keeping their positions because despite their incompetence they're much cheaper. And that's the only reason. The client supposedly can't afford us anymore. We're getting a pay cut down to the old position too. I supposed its good my car payment this month is the last.

I don't know what I'm going to do though. I am even more stuck at ma's now. I had a chance at living alone before now I really can't afford it.

EndgamerAzari · Wed Jul 06, 2016 5:51 am

Hang in there. You'll get through it!

EndgamerAzari · Wed Jul 06, 2016 3:05 pm

Double post hlaughlahgauhg

I told my boss I'm leaving at the end of August. He took it really well and was very supportive, "We're sorry to see you go" type of thing. I think I'm gonna cry.

Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Wed Jul 06, 2016 8:10 pm #193477

On vacation, stuck in the bathroom with the runs

God damn it

Better finding out now than after shutting down a pool though