Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 8:24 pm #184329

Bottom post of the previous page:

Officially made PCR my bitch. I can whip out forty reactions in a half hour I don't give a fuuuuuck

EndgamerAzari · Mon Jun 06, 2016 11:19 pm

Guess who's got two thumbs and got a request to pull 100 complaints 15 minutes before he could go home? NOT ME ANY MORE BECAUSE I ATE ONE OF MY HANDS OUT OF SHEER FRUSTRATION

ColonicAcid · Mon Jun 06, 2016 11:25 pm

>implying pcr is hard

its just tedious my friend.
god save the souls of the men and women who had to perform pcr in the pre-Taq era. god bless their little time consumed souls.

also can someone make a better version of pcr having to do that shit one hundred thousand fucking times because the mutations were rampant made me have to do a x^2 test every SINGLE time and that was a huge pain just fucking kill me

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 11:53 pm #184398

PCR isnt hard but i have made that shit an art, wheeling and dealing reactions like they are your mom. Also getting the results i am looking for, which is nice. Really i just for once feel like i am good at my job

ColonicAcid · Tue Jun 07, 2016 12:11 am

maths is the devil attempting to make us commit sodomy

and that is the truth.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Tue Jun 07, 2016 10:49 am #184508

420weedscopes wrote:a question to the various youtube idiots
have you ever paid for adwords advertising? how long does it advertise for? i don't see any option to kill the ads after a certain date.

i also don't even know what to put in the descriptions of this shit aaaaaa this should not be nerve-wracking

I only get paid for advertising, I never pay for it.

Promoting yourself on youtube only works if you have something to sell. If you're thinking of paying to promote your channel, I wouldn't bother. There are better, free-er ways to promote yourself.

EndgamerAzari · Tue Jun 07, 2016 2:28 pm

>Stay 2 hours and 45 minutes late and skip the gym in order to finish a request that came in 15 minutes before quitting time
>My boss's response this morning is "you didn't need to do that"
>mfw

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Tue Jun 07, 2016 2:33 pm #184547

Ask if you can go home early and have a mega sess at the gym.

420weedscopes · Tue Jun 07, 2016 2:37 pm

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Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Tue Jun 07, 2016 7:10 pm #184657

It is day 2 of ramadan.
Muslims are already driving even worst than they usually do.

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Tue Jun 07, 2016 7:55 pm #184676

[youtube]5muY64Oyp10[/youtube]

fucking david mitchell

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Tue Jun 07, 2016 8:40 pm #184689

Funny people still flock to Roswell to visit the 'aliens' site.

USAF was testing different plane types at Area 51, one of them being the flying saucer shape they'd looted from Nazi designers
Then one crashed because they were shit and the USAF stopped bothering testing them shortly afterwards.

EndgamerAzari · Tue Jun 07, 2016 9:24 pm

I know people who seriously believe that intelligent, technologically advanced aliens exist and have visited us and are in fact still here.

I can't believe they let people like that drive.

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Wed Jun 08, 2016 1:19 am #184787

tfw im pulling all nighters now for my fucking dissertation and i havent even begun the academic year yet

thanks professor ur real fucking COOL.

EndgamerAzari · Wed Jun 08, 2016 1:39 am

Goddammit I'm up almost ten pounds in two weeks

I know it's my own fault for protein-loading and actually eating stuff I want to eat, but I still want to fucking kill myself.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Wed Jun 08, 2016 4:25 am #184848

I keep selling synths and I'm at a point where I've accumulated enough profit I could splurge on something really expensive as a keeper for myself.

I could get a Sub37 and make the fattest, creamiest basses and screaming ass leads.
Or I could just fuck off and buy an HTC Vive.

[youtube]gzFsumb_bmQ[/youtube]

kinda leaning towards the Sub37 since worst case I could probably just sell it again at a profit

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Wed Jun 08, 2016 12:20 pm #184913

EndgamerAzari wrote:I know people who seriously believe that intelligent, technologically advanced aliens exist and have visited us and are in fact still here.

I can't believe they let people like that drive.

I don't really BELIEVE that they are still here but isn't it cool to imagine if they were real? I like to think about stuff like this

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Wed Jun 08, 2016 7:01 pm #184967

TheWiznard wrote:
EndgamerAzari wrote:I know people who seriously believe that intelligent, technologically advanced aliens exist and have visited us and are in fact still here.

I can't believe they let people like that drive.
I don't really BELIEVE that they are still here but isn't it cool to imagine if they were real? I like to think about stuff like this

Spoiler:

THE MIGHTY GALVATRON · Wed Jun 08, 2016 7:12 pm

Man whoever recommended that CompuCleaner blower on here was right. I FEEL LIKE I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD!

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Wed Jun 08, 2016 7:29 pm #184972

That was me.

EndgamerAzari · Wed Jun 08, 2016 7:31 pm

TheWiznard wrote:
TheWiznard wrote:
EndgamerAzari wrote:I know people who seriously believe that intelligent, technologically advanced aliens exist and have visited us and are in fact still here.

I can't believe they let people like that drive.
I don't really BELIEVE that they are still here but isn't it cool to imagine if they were real? I like to think about stuff like this

Spoiler:
[youtube]eqH-W5Vy2yI[/youtube]

The montage at the end of increasingly shitty photoshops killed me.

THE MIGHTY GALVATRON · Wed Jun 08, 2016 7:43 pm

Malkevin wrote:That was me.

Thanks maaan! Now everything in my room save for the PC is covered in dust! This is amazing!

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Wed Jun 08, 2016 8:41 pm #184985

THE MIGHTY GALVATRON wrote:Man whoever recommended that CompuCleaner blower on here was right. I FEEL LIKE I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD!

blow mine

like for real its super dusty and shit due to me having to open the sides for more circulation due to the fact all the hot air moves up to the top of the house where my room is and my room has super shit circulation to actually get the air out.

actually wont really matter that much im moving in a few months anyway but still BLOW ME

Xhagi · Post by **Xhagi** » Wed Jun 08, 2016 11:30 pm #185024

Today I learned I'll be on team A for the hospital should a hurricane come our way. Which means I'll have to stay if a storm comes through. Should be fun. oh god help please no storms

ColonicAcid · Wed Jun 08, 2016 11:51 pm

who u going to roleplay as?

baracus? hannibal? murdock?

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Wed Jun 08, 2016 11:51 pm #185028

Welp, now officially on the last year of my 20s

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Thu Jun 09, 2016 12:13 am #185029

Happy 29th Malk, get wasted

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Fri Jun 10, 2016 10:04 am #185455

Meanwhile, I'm soon to be past the first year of my 30s.

Don't get wasted. Save that for the 30th.

EndgamerAzari · Fri Jun 10, 2016 2:29 pm

I turned 30 last month and I don't feel any different

THE MIGHTY GALVATRON · Fri Jun 10, 2016 3:50 pm

I'm getting over the hill of my 20's. IT'S ALL DOWNHILL NOW!

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Fri Jun 10, 2016 4:19 pm #185533

one of my friends back in gook land managed to let me go and practise in their national training center this summer

im pretty excited tbh, i get to be bffs with the olympic team and even lift/practise next to them

EndgamerAzari · Fri Jun 10, 2016 4:23 pm

I hate how "Men's fashion" is basically "wear normal clothes but also be super handsome at the same time or it doesn't count". Like, bitch, if I could do the second part I wouldn't be looking up men's fashion in the first place.

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Fri Jun 10, 2016 4:53 pm #185542

you say that but then i look at the late nineties/early naughties with shit like baggy jeans and fucking grunge hair cuts and im just like naaaaaaaaah

its only recently that the male fashion we know of rampant metrosexuality has appeared.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Fri Jun 10, 2016 5:18 pm #185549

I blame the marxist media and their queer eyes, etc.

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Fri Jun 10, 2016 7:08 pm #185588

MY PHONE FELL DOWN THE LOO

LUCKILY I HADNT DONE A POO

SO NOW I PUT IN IN RICE

FUCKING KILL ME

EndgamerAzari · Fri Jun 10, 2016 7:47 pm

I just want to feel handsome Goddammit

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Fri Jun 10, 2016 9:11 pm #185643

I am now 29 for the third time.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Fri Jun 10, 2016 10:32 pm #185677

Its warm, humid, and theres no breeze.
Balls are warm and hurt.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sat Jun 11, 2016 10:15 am #185842

It's cold, dry, and there's no breeze, either.

My balls are fine.

Remie Richards · Sat Jun 11, 2016 10:58 am

Some family members came back from Skegness.
Free Rock!
Yum.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Sat Jun 11, 2016 12:32 pm #185856

You ever notice there's not a single builder past the age of 25 with a full head of hair?

Post by **oranges** » Sat Jun 11, 2016 1:44 pm #185864

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A brief coverage of the extraterrestrial problem rapped over a call of duty gameplay.

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Sat Jun 11, 2016 4:43 pm #185882

got a bbq today and ive got alot of beck's

todays a good day

apart from my phone, that still smells like the shitter and is still currently still in rice

Aloraydrel · Post by **Aloraydrel** » Sat Jun 11, 2016 4:46 pm #185887

I had to run a ethernet cable through my office ceiling for the past 3 hours and I've only made it half way across. I wish I had more to do here

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Sat Jun 11, 2016 4:56 pm #185893

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Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Sat Jun 11, 2016 5:18 pm #185899

> tfw unironically really like nine inch nails
> everyone calls me an edge lord

Dammit all I just think it is good music

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sat Jun 11, 2016 8:23 pm #185961

Could be worse, like unironically liking Linkin Park.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Sat Jun 11, 2016 8:56 pm #185977

Tbh I listened to hybrid theory a lot when I was younger and while I don't anymore I don't think it is terrible

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Sun Jun 12, 2016 4:37 am #186070

Wyzack wrote:Tbh I listened to hybrid theory a lot when I was younger and while I don't anymore I don't think it is terrible

same except I'm not old

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Sun Jun 12, 2016 4:48 am #186074

How old are you wiz? I just turned 24 but i never imagined you as much younger than me

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Sun Jun 12, 2016 4:51 am #186076

Wyzack wrote:How old are you wiz? I just turned 24 but i never imagined you as much younger than me

I'm turning 22 on the 30th