Do admins actually play? Buckle up.
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Do admins actually play? Buckle up.
Annoyingly enough, yes, most of them do.
Unfortunately automatically getting an up-to-date list of admins is basically impossible, so I have to rely on the admin status each player had when they last logged in, meaning people like FatmanFive are still on the list - hands up if you remember him.
Still! Should be a useful tool to keep an eye on the admins and notice when some of them become inactive or when some start talking too grandiosely about the game they don't actually play anymore.
Do admins actually play the game?
(7 day period) (30 day period)
(Can take a bit of time to generate)
Caveats regarding the correctness of the time calculation are on the page itself.
PS: Yes, this was cleared with MSO
Unfortunately automatically getting an up-to-date list of admins is basically impossible, so I have to rely on the admin status each player had when they last logged in, meaning people like FatmanFive are still on the list - hands up if you remember him.
Still! Should be a useful tool to keep an eye on the admins and notice when some of them become inactive or when some start talking too grandiosely about the game they don't actually play anymore.
Do admins actually play the game?
(7 day period) (30 day period)
(Can take a bit of time to generate)
Caveats regarding the correctness of the time calculation are on the page itself.
PS: Yes, this was cleared with MSO
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Re: Do admins actually play? Buckle up.
Liam you're a bit of a cuck but I really respect all the stuff you make like this. Good work man.
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Re: Do admins actually play? Buckle up.
you should make it clearer which is sybil and which is basil (1337/the green bar is sybil, other is basil, for anybody curious)
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
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Re: Do admins actually play? Buckle up.
fuck my bagil time is slipping
- paprika
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Re: Do admins actually play? Buckle up.
DO THIS FOR CODERS DO THIS FOR CODERS DO THIS FOR CODERS DO THIS FOR CODERS
Oldman Robustin wrote:It's an established meme that coders don't play this game.
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Re: Do admins actually play? Buckle up.
The coders with the "coder" admin rank are includedpaprika wrote:DO THIS FOR CODERS DO THIS FOR CODERS DO THIS FOR CODERS DO THIS FOR CODERS
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Re: Do admins actually play? Buckle up.
Wait does this check rounds played or what?
Couldn't these technically be time spent observing if they didn't actually play in the round?
This page doesn't answer the question of whether or not admins ACTUALLY PLAY...
0/10 misleading
Couldn't these technically be time spent observing if they didn't actually play in the round?
This page doesn't answer the question of whether or not admins ACTUALLY PLAY...
0/10 misleading
Oldman Robustin wrote:It's an established meme that coders don't play this game.
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Re: Do admins actually play? Buckle up.
I don't think there's any way to determine that from the available data. As the page states, the assumption for time played is that whenever someone connects into a round, they play until the end, which is not always the case, so the "played time" is a generous upper bound - meaning nobody on the list has played more than that, they may have however played less.
"Played" meaning that they were connected.
"Played" meaning that they were connected.
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- paprika
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Re: Do admins actually play? Buckle up.
FAKE THREAD FAKE PAGE
ADMINS CONFIRMED DO NOT PLAY
HOW MUCH DID THEY PAY YOU TO SPREAD THESE FUCKING LIES LIAM
ADMINS CONFIRMED DO NOT PLAY
HOW MUCH DID THEY PAY YOU TO SPREAD THESE FUCKING LIES LIAM
Oldman Robustin wrote:It's an established meme that coders don't play this game.
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Re: Do admins actually play? Buckle up.
eight spacebucks 

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Re: Do admins actually play? Buckle up.
Still more than HG, aw yiss
Real life makes committing to play a round really hard, but i usually play when i admin.
Also holy fuck shaps why did you foreit the election to HG he is never online
Real life makes committing to play a round really hard, but i usually play when i admin.
Also holy fuck shaps why did you foreit the election to HG he is never online
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Re: Do admins actually play? Buckle up.
HG is more useful despite never being around than most of the active admins so..
Oldman Robustin wrote:It's an established meme that coders don't play this game.
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Re: Do admins actually play? Buckle up.
Liam, could you make a list of links of all your neat tg shit you did?
Like there was one that calculated the total playtime someone did. I cant remember where that was.
Like there was one that calculated the total playtime someone did. I cant remember where that was.
- Shaps-cloud
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Re: Do admins actually play? Buckle up.
>54 out of the last 168 hours were spent in game
Holy fuck I had a heart attack until I read the disclaimer about overestimation
Holy fuck I had a heart attack until I read the disclaimer about overestimation
- NikNakFlak
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Re: Do admins actually play? Buckle up.
Shadowlight, PAS, and HBL are the most diverse admins. Everyone else including me is polarized to one server or the other
- Okand37
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Re: Do admins actually play? Buckle up.
All my time is spent observing. So I will say that generally, I don't play-as I am usually adminning.
Are you being the neighbour Mr. Rogers would've wanted you to be?
- Anonmare
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Re: Do admins actually play? Buckle up.
Admins don't play. It's a myth we all propagate to seem cool and hip and "with it".
- Shaps-cloud
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Re: Do admins actually play? Buckle up.
>log on after this goes up
>3/5 admins connected are AFK from roundstart
hmmmmmmmmm
>3/5 admins connected are AFK from roundstart
hmmmmmmmmm
- Steelpoint
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- paprika
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Re: Do admins actually play? Buckle up.
HOW DID YOU LOSE YOUR RARELY PLAYS TAG STEELPOINT REEEE
Oldman Robustin wrote:It's an established meme that coders don't play this game.
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Re: Do admins actually play? Buckle up.
They do.
Your sins are not to be forgiven. Pain and regrets are waiting for you.
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Re: Do admins actually play? Buckle up.
>most people with coder rank barely ever play
Conspiracy confirmed.
Conspiracy confirmed.
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Re: Do admins actually play? Buckle up.
Uhhhh... okay, I'll try:palpatine213 wrote:Liam, could you make a list of links of all your neat tg shit you did?
Like there was one that calculated the total playtime someone did. I cant remember where that was.
Playthings
SS13 Papers Please Passport Generator
SS13 Minecraft Achievement Generator
SS13 Signature Bio Generator
SS13 Sims 3 Moodlet Generator
SS13 Moodlet Generator
Data
Ban Log for SS13 (Admin only; yes it still works though there is a replacement on tgstation13.org)
SS13 Death Map
SS13 Ingame Polls
SS13 Book Club (Still works!)
SS13 player Lifecycle / Turnover Display
SS13 "How Much Time Have I Wasted?"
SS13 "Do Admins Play?"
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DMI to PNG sprite extractor
Screenshot upload tool ( Disabled due to abuse D: )
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Re: Do admins actually play? Buckle up.
Yeah, this is interesting but doesnt really indicate things one way or another until we track when people actually join a round.
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Do one for the main coders so we can finally prove that coders don't play.
Not just maintainers, people like mrperson (who according to the db plays about 10 rounds a month)
pap, goof, steelpoint,etc..
Also,
>Tfw not special enough to access the book club ;_;
Not just maintainers, people like mrperson (who according to the db plays about 10 rounds a month)
pap, goof, steelpoint,etc..
Also,
>Tfw not special enough to access the book club ;_;
- Skorvold
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Re: Do admins actually play? Buckle up.
Aww, I can't actually manage anything in the Book Club.
Never give up! Trust your instincts!
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- paprika
- Rarely plays
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Re: Do admins actually play? Buckle up.
>it's a coders don't play episode
Hello paprka, since logging started in January 2013, you connected to TGStation 4458 times. Your first connection was on 2013-02-08 00:32:33 (1202 days ago). You probably played in about 2346 rounds, or somewhere in the ballpark of 155962 minutes, which is 2599.3 hours, or 108.3 full days, or 3.61 full months. In this time span, you've spent 9% of your time alive playing TGStation13! Looking up your IP on geobytes.com indicates that you live in United States. According to Wikipedia, the minimum hourly wage in this counry is $7.25. Had you spent this time working for minimum wage, you'd have been $18844.925 richer. Had you spent this time studying, you would have earned 103.9 ECTS credits, which is enough to pass 17.31 university level courses. This would have gotten you through 1.73 years of university.
Hello paprka, since logging started in January 2013, you connected to TGStation 4458 times. Your first connection was on 2013-02-08 00:32:33 (1202 days ago). You probably played in about 2346 rounds, or somewhere in the ballpark of 155962 minutes, which is 2599.3 hours, or 108.3 full days, or 3.61 full months. In this time span, you've spent 9% of your time alive playing TGStation13! Looking up your IP on geobytes.com indicates that you live in United States. According to Wikipedia, the minimum hourly wage in this counry is $7.25. Had you spent this time working for minimum wage, you'd have been $18844.925 richer. Had you spent this time studying, you would have earned 103.9 ECTS credits, which is enough to pass 17.31 university level courses. This would have gotten you through 1.73 years of university.
Oldman Robustin wrote:It's an established meme that coders don't play this game.
- TehSteveo
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Re: Do admins actually play? Buckle up.
no lifer confirmedShaps wrote:>54 out of the last 168 hours were spent in game
Holy fuck I had a heart attack until I read the disclaimer about overestimation
Freedom
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Re: Do admins actually play? Buckle up.
Seriously 60 hours doesn't seem too far off for some people, maybe even more in a lot of cases.
I'm not naming names but some people that play this game have a problem.
I'm not naming names but some people that play this game have a problem.
The most excessive signature on /tg/station13.
Still not even at the limit after 8 fucking years.
The evil holoparasite user I can't believe its not DIO and his holoparasite I can't believe its not Skub have been defeated by the Spacedust Crusaders, but what has been taken from the station can never be returned.
OOC: TheGel: Literally a guy in a suit with a shuttle full of xenos. That's a doozy
Still not even at the limit after 8 fucking years.
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Re: Do admins actually play? Buckle up.
When I was making SS13 "How Much Time Have I Wasted?", I briefly considered making a leaderboard - not one that showed the biggest time-wasters, instead one that showed your global position in both absolute number and percentage. While looking into it I checked what the numbers were. The top several people at the time had way past 10k connections each. The reason I didn't make the leaderboard is because it'd require a count of connections for all players, of which there are 35k now. That'd be way too much computation - at least probably.
Also if anyone wants to maintain this stuff and add images and such, just get in touch. While I haven't posted the source anywhere publicly, I have shared it with several people, all of whom took a look at it and noped the hell out of there
So if you want to maintain the code on my server, this can be arranged. If you want to host it yourself, that's fine too, it's just that nobody I shared it with so far has decided to do that, so I don't know how likely that is. 
Were lizards really added after I had already made that? :S Wow.DemonFiren wrote:>still no lizard options for passports
Also if anyone wants to maintain this stuff and add images and such, just get in touch. While I haven't posted the source anywhere publicly, I have shared it with several people, all of whom took a look at it and noped the hell out of there


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- Wyzack
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Re: Do admins actually play? Buckle up.
God damn i know absolutely nothing about coding or anything of the sort but i really want the detective noir outfit for an ID card
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EngamerAzari's real number one fangirl <3Kor wrote:I wish Wyzack was still an admin.
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Re: Do admins actually play? Buckle up.
Adding new images or icons isn't hard at all, you just add them to the corresponding folder. the tedious part is getting them out of the game. If you make a zip of the icons you'd like to add (in png format), I can easily do that, just make sure to make it obvious which folder they go into, plus name them so people will know what they are (e.g. detective_noir.png)
Folders:

(ignore "saves", that's where the generated signatures go)
Folders:
(ignore "saves", that's where the generated signatures go)
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Re: Do admins actually play? Buckle up.
This tread was poorly done overall.
You can show how often an admin has connected to the game but that doesn`t SHOW that they actually play the game.
Also, what about coders?
Let`s be generous and say you played 3 rounds a day since you`ve started.
2346/3 = 782 days of ss13, and then you just stopped playing for ~2 years.
Of course this is wrong but you know, you may never know.
You can show how often an admin has connected to the game but that doesn`t SHOW that they actually play the game.
Also, what about coders?
Paps, all this shows is that you played a lot when you started playing ss13 and stopped after a while.paprika wrote:>it's a coders don't play episode
Hello paprka, since logging started in January 2013, you connected to TGStation 4458 times. Your first connection was on 2013-02-08 00:32:33 (1202 days ago). You probably played in about 2346 rounds, or somewhere in the ballpark of 155962 minutes, which is 2599.3 hours, or 108.3 full days, or 3.61 full months. In this time span, you've spent 9% of your time alive playing TGStation13! Looking up your IP on geobytes.com indicates that you live in United States. According to Wikipedia, the minimum hourly wage in this counry is $7.25. Had you spent this time working for minimum wage, you'd have been $18844.925 richer. Had you spent this time studying, you would have earned 103.9 ECTS credits, which is enough to pass 17.31 university level courses. This would have gotten you through 1.73 years of university.
Let`s be generous and say you played 3 rounds a day since you`ve started.
2346/3 = 782 days of ss13, and then you just stopped playing for ~2 years.
Of course this is wrong but you know, you may never know.
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- paprika
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Re: Do admins actually play? Buckle up.
Who's the newfriend implying I'm anything but a dedicated vet of this server
Oldman Robustin wrote:It's an established meme that coders don't play this game.
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And what do you have to show/prove that?paprika wrote:Who's the newfriend implying I'm anything but a dedicated vet of this server
And witnesses?
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- paprika
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Re: Do admins actually play? Buckle up.
My extensive history of ERP logs, coder/admin bribery, as well as general shitposting archives
Oldman Robustin wrote:It's an established meme that coders don't play this game.
- Wyzack
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Re: Do admins actually play? Buckle up.
Do you have the Lindsay donk X sly Cooper X puke chunks logs? They are a modern masterpiece
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
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Arthur Thomson catches fire!
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Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
tusterman11 wrote:Can you stop lying? I just asked you and you are was a piece of shiit on me!!!
EngamerAzari's real number one fangirl <3Kor wrote:I wish Wyzack was still an admin.
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- PKPenguin321
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Re: Do admins actually play? Buckle up.
yes please give link, this one is a modern classic and it's been so long since i last read itWyzack wrote:Do you have the Lindsay donk X sly Cooper X puke chunks logs? They are a modern masterpiece
free puke chunks
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
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- Okand37
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Re: Do admins actually play? Buckle up.
Well, cheridan was playing earlier... as a mouse. We've done it.
Are you being the neighbour Mr. Rogers would've wanted you to be?
- Skorvold
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Re: Do admins actually play? Buckle up.
I endorse Paprika as the person who plays the most.
Never give up! Trust your instincts!
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Re: Do admins actually play? Buckle up.
It doesn't show when they do, it shows when they don't. Is it perfect? No. Is it useful... Let's just say some admins's number suddenly increased 5 fold in the last 2 days. Perhaps a better description would be "Which admins don't even bother to connect any more?" or something.yackemflam wrote:This tread was poorly done overall.
You can show how often an admin has connected to the game but that doesn`t SHOW that they actually play the game.
Also, what about coders?
The thing is, this tool will remain online. Sure, admins will pad their values for a while, but soon both the players and the admins will forget this exists - or they will get tired of actually padding the number. This means the tool will reflect reality ever more and more as it becomes less of an active topic of discussion. When admin related issues arise in the future - when certain admins or coders assert their correctness and preach sermons from atop their gilded thrones, all the while claiming that they know all this from their in-game experience - well you can actually check. Does having a high number there prove that they play a lot? No. Does having a small number there prove that they don't? Yes.
Also I checked and getting the data for a 30 day period isn't much more time intensive than getting it for a 7 day period. I want to give the admins who have been slacking before this came out a bit more time to stop slacking (I don't like it when rules or methods get changed and the new ones get retroactively applied). For reference, the admin with the largest number of logged hours in a 30 day period has 243h 15m logged. So I guess I'll roll out the 30 day display 240 hours after the tool came out, so 10 - 3 days = in 7 days. The average seems to be around the 70ish hour mark per 30 days.
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Re: Do admins actually play? Buckle up.
As promised, the 30 day display is now live:
(7 day period) (30 day period)
(Can take a bit of time to generate)
(7 day period) (30 day period)
(Can take a bit of time to generate)
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Re: Do admins actually play? Buckle up.
Is there a way to manually edit the admin list you have? The wiki list is pretty much always up to date (https://tgstation13.org/wiki/Administrators).
Whatever
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Re: Do admins actually play? Buckle up.
I don't want to manually edit it. I'm simply not invested enough into this game to keep up with that anymore. Otherwise no, there is no list of anything, the list is created from data out of the database. I'd prefer that it is guaranteed to show all current admins, even if it also shows some of the old ones. I mean alternatively you could start using database based administration instead of the stupid txt file cloning hack... Then this list could be guaranteed to work properly...
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