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ShadowDimentio · Tue May 10, 2016 6:03 am

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>Americucks

brb calling the allied forces to kick the shit out of germany again

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue May 10, 2016 6:29 am #175360

Hey, you guys promised only to bomb brown people now.
Then again, American promises.

Super Aggro Crag · Tue May 10, 2016 9:07 am

DemonFiren wrote:Hey, you guys promised only to bomb brown people now.
Then again, American promises.

don't see how it's breaking a promise to only bomb brown people if we're dropping bombs on germany again

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue May 10, 2016 9:22 am #175376

Super Aggro Crag wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:Hey, you guys promised only to bomb brown people now.
Then again, American promises.
don't see how it's breaking a promise to only bomb brown people if we're dropping bombs on germany again

AfD would like a strong word with you.

They'd also like to co-ordinate bombardment.

Jacough · Post by **Jacough** » Tue May 10, 2016 9:24 am #175377

ShadowDimentio wrote:I remain unsure if Trump would be a good president or not if he wins.

Really his only competition at this point seems to be Sanders, who looks decent himself, but I dunno.

Really not sure who's gonna be better man.

Bernie Sanders has no balls. Some BLM niggers hijacked ome of his rallies and he just sort of shrunk away quietly while they forced him off the podium so they could scream into the mic. We need someone who's assertive and will get shit done. Not someone who just promises rainbow farts like free college for everyone.

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Tue May 10, 2016 8:52 pm #175530

Canada has plenty of fire and they did once Sack DC during the war of 1812(Yes, they were technically british back then, but it was canadian soldiers that did it). Why can't they come down and do it again? Please Canada.
PLS.

PLS.

ShadowDimentio · Tue May 10, 2016 8:59 pm

>1812
>Try again in modern times

They'd be bombed to nothing. America is a superpower for a reason.

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Tue May 10, 2016 9:00 pm #175534

ShadowDimentio wrote:>1812
>Try again in modern times

They'd be bombed to nothing. America is a superpower for a reason.

PLS. PLS SACK.
PLS.

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Tue May 10, 2016 11:58 pm #175583

To be fair Bernie is an old-ass man. If he gets punched he will probably die.

DrPillzRedux · Wed May 11, 2016 12:32 am

In early general election polls, Trump has shot up from 32-35% against Hillary to dead even, or even better than her. This is in key states too.

It's only been a week.

Trump will make it!

paprika · Post by **paprika** » Wed May 11, 2016 1:00 am #175592

DemonFiren wrote:Turkish

DemonFiren wrote:allies

Super Aggro Crag · Wed May 11, 2016 1:37 am

reminder to everyone that hillary clinton is LITERALLY a cuckold.

Super Aggro Crag · Wed May 11, 2016 9:21 am

CosmicScientist wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:reminder to everyone that hillary clinton is LITERALLY a cuckold.
Reminder that there are no good politicians.

yes but hillary is the worst in the running

DrPillzRedux · Wed May 11, 2016 11:06 pm

That's good. I don't want a god loving conservative who won't get shit done. I want a guy who will can work with anyone to get shit done.

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Wed May 11, 2016 11:55 pm #175854

There has to be a percentage of hillary supporters only in it to get Slick Willy back.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Thu May 12, 2016 8:53 am #175927

The other day Manchester police had to apologise because during a mock terrorist attack training exercise the bloke playing the part of the suicide bomber yelled "ALLAH AKBAR!"

That was the same day someone on a train in germany was stabbed by a rabid mohammadian who was chanting "ALLAH AKBAR".

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Thu May 12, 2016 10:45 am #175937

Strange timing on that too, almost like the police want to not seem racist by stating theres threats other than brown people.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Thu May 12, 2016 1:55 pm #175965

The IRA probably feels like irrelevant in the face of all this ISIS business so they decided to kill a few people so they could feel relevant.

Comrade Leo · Post by **Comrade Leo** » Sat May 14, 2016 9:05 am #176399

Cheridan wrote:>hillary begging for shekels

it's afraid

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Mon May 16, 2016 1:51 pm #176873

Apparently the EU came from a plan the Nazis drew up on how to control Europe once they'd won.
So he's not wrong.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon May 16, 2016 2:01 pm #176874

[citation needed]

EmGee · Post by **EmGee** » Tue May 17, 2016 12:05 pm #177097

CosmicScientist wrote:Ah, I do hope this is very political otherwise Yes, Minister lied to me about how interesting the world can be.

You have good taste.

Yes, Minister and Yes, Prime minister were excellent.

You should also watch W1A, it's a good and suprisingly accurate show about the inner workings of BBC.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu May 19, 2016 7:42 pm #177834

Meh, we've had goatfucker poetry directed at Erdogan before you did.

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Thu May 19, 2016 10:44 pm #177908

EU a shit

>Fearmongering as their only campaign to try to get Britain to vote stay

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Thu May 19, 2016 10:50 pm #177913

On one hand I want the UK to leave the EU, on the other hand the EU is about the only thing increasing workers rights in the UK - specially for field workers like me.

Its not like leaving the EU is suddenly going to cause the UK to close its borders and ship all the worlds free loaders back to their now safe countries, and we've already told the EU to stuff their weak currency up their arse.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Fri May 20, 2016 10:38 am #178009

As German I am legally required go say that the EU is great.

Maccus · Post by **Maccus** » Fri May 20, 2016 1:57 pm #178043

DemonFiren wrote:
An0n3 wrote:I love hearing people who've never voted for anything complain that the system doesn't work and that they've given up on it.

I'm not saying that applies to anyone specifically in this thread, I've had that experience IRL when talking with youngsters coming up on their first opportunity to vote, and in past elections.

"THIS THING I REFUSE TO PARTICIPATE IN DOESN'T CATER TO ME! FUCK THE SYSTEM!"
Hey, if you vote, what happens is your fault - either you voted for it, or you fucked up stopping it, but you're responsible one way or the other.
The people who don't vote are the only ones with any right to complain.

Literally the most retarded opinion I've ever seen on this forum, ever.
If you don't vote you have no right to complain about anything because you did nothing about it at any point. It's literally complaining about things you had no part in.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Fri May 20, 2016 4:56 pm #178090

That's exactly the point.
You had no part in this bullshit, it's not your fault that it was forced on you, and now you're expected to suck it up? Get away from me.

Maccus · Post by **Maccus** » Fri May 20, 2016 6:55 pm #178127

You did nothing to even try to stop it and you're gonna whine about it?

Nah son, that's the definition of entitlement. I can see why you think that at least, after all, Germany's not very well known for putting much effort into stopping bad things from happening.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Fri May 20, 2016 10:07 pm #178181

>fuckin' implyin'
We're what's been keeping the pool of shit that is the EU in a halfway presentable condition for the past few decades. It's only now, when people stop listening, that everything goes tits-up.

Maccus · Post by **Maccus** » Fri May 20, 2016 10:23 pm #178186

And the only reason something like that is even possible is because people voted people in for that sort of thing.

So, uh, thanks?

Maccus · Post by **Maccus** » Sat May 21, 2016 12:54 am #178230

>Taking that literally
abgbugbgbh

Paying taxes and having an opinion is a far cry from actually doing something about the people in office you don't like and the policies you don't like. If you don't even so much as vote which is something that takes little to no time at all, you're just a whiny child who doesn't even try. I mean, we've seen this in action here with headmin elections.

paprika · Post by **paprika** » Sat May 21, 2016 5:51 am #178310

>mfw my own hyper conservative father who was calling trump a clown now says he's gonna vote for him because 'lesser of two evils'

MAGA

Super Aggro Crag · Sat May 21, 2016 4:45 pm

trump is the lesser of two evils

hillary and trump are both big dummies but not even trumps party really likes him while shilldawg has cronies and minions to support her

a president can't do much without cronies and minions, better a dummy that gets nothing done then a dummy that ruins everything

Comrade Leo · Post by **Comrade Leo** » Sat May 21, 2016 4:50 pm #178411

The IN/OUT of the NUS issue at my university has reached critical mass, it's all I fucking hear about 24/7. I've never seen such firebrand militancy on a political issue. Can't motivate the fuckers to give a shit about tuition fees, but they'll go batshit insane over rumours of implied racism and safezones.

Super Aggro Crag · Sat May 21, 2016 5:42 pm

Comrade Leo wrote:The IN/OUT of the NUS issue at my university has reached critical mass, it's all I fucking hear about 24/7. I've never seen such firebrand militancy on a political issue. Can't motivate the fuckers to give a shit about tuition fees, but they'll go batshit insane over rumours of implied racism and safezones.

i don't know what this means

Screemonster · Sat May 21, 2016 7:04 pm

Ohyeah, something about the head of the NUS coming out with some anti-israel stuff that skirted a little too close to outright anti-semitism, with some really poor timing since it coincided with that Ken Livingstone thing, and basically a looot of people are putting their hands up and taking a big fuckin' step back to avoid being tarred with the same brush.

Basically the NUS has always been a little bit off to the fringe, and the leadership have finally stepped over the threshold where things start snapping back.

Comrade Leo · Post by **Comrade Leo** » Sun May 22, 2016 1:28 pm #178635

I go to Hull (lol), and we've always had a somewhat good student union, as in they actually give a shit. But this issue has divided a lot of people, and the amount of insults and general nastiness flung at and flung by the student union is ridiculous. If we leave the NUS we lose a lot of discounts that a lot of the students receive from our union shop, bar, club, and book shop. So it's not just a political issue, it's financial as well, and we would be stupid to leave an organisation that offers us something in the region of 34k pounds discount on goods and services.

To me the issue I see is the same as any union issue, which I see all the time. The NUS represent a barrier to raised tuition fees, privatisation of education and institutes by turning them into businesses rather than centres of learning. I've watched this in all my time at University, increased push away from academic issues and pushing more towards commercial. This NUS issue is just classic union breaking, probably pushed by the government and corporations who stand to makes gains from the fall of the NUS. It'll remove student opposition and voice to all sorts of educational policies the government deems fit to bring to parliament. We'll be left without a voice if the NUS dies, so I'd rather stay and have a voice than leave and be silent.

Though the most humorous thing to come out of all this, there was a big white canvas banner put up in front of our student union building, emblazoned with the slogan "Yes to NUS". Less than twenty minutes later it had been defaced so it read "Yes to ANUS". It was up for several days before someone decided to take it down.

Comrade Leo · Post by **Comrade Leo** » Sun May 22, 2016 4:17 pm #178662

I know our SU gets funding from profits of the shops, cafes and bars it runs, which in turn get their stocks from the NUS at major discount.

The banner:

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Sun May 22, 2016 6:32 pm #178695

Why is the S S a different color?

Comrade Leo · Post by **Comrade Leo** » Sun May 22, 2016 6:34 pm #178696

No idea they were probably retarded.

Screemonster · Sun May 22, 2016 6:36 pm

It allows the guy with the A to make "anus" and "ass" at the same time. This is like one of those masterful scrabble moves where you place a single tile and wind up scoring two seven-letter words and a double word score on both.

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Wed May 25, 2016 12:37 pm #180052

And in Indian news
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-36366733

EVERYTHING is POO!

Except the loo

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Wed May 25, 2016 5:04 pm #180084

I was surprised to read it wasn't turning green from indian shit, but then read further and found the reason why theres so many insects is because all the fish are dying in the nearby river, which is because of all the indian shit and other waste getting flushed into which has made the water stagnant.
So... it actually is turning green from indian shit by proxy.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Wed May 25, 2016 5:11 pm #180088

The gangages river is the most vile body of water in the entire world. I would sooner drink liquid shit

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Wed May 25, 2016 6:05 pm #180097

It is atleast 80% liquid shit.
The other 20% is made of rotten corpses.

ShadowDimentio · Wed May 25, 2016 8:59 pm

I don't care how pretty the beaches are or whatever, I'm never going to Asia or Africa or South America. I'd rather miss out on some culture than get an ungodly disease and die or get kidnapped by a cartel or something.

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Thu May 26, 2016 9:17 pm #180565

This is the future we chose.

InsaneHyena · Post by **InsaneHyena** » Thu May 26, 2016 9:33 pm #180573

Rubio just endorsed Trump and gave him his delegates. NeverTrump movement is officially dead.

Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Fri May 27, 2016 12:35 am #180651

Trump is practically confirmed to be president now

The demos are in disarray, Clinton won't be able to get enough of them to vote for her and a lot of them are going to vote Trump just to spite her

Super Aggro Crag · Fri May 27, 2016 7:08 pm

good work, clinton, you dumb slime.