Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

[PKPenguin321]

Bottom post of the previous page:

When a head goes to warden round start to steal the wardens glove, and then has the gall to use the leg sweep randomly on the crew.

That`s when I go and fuck with the person with robust tools. Like the syringe gun, or explosive lance. I don`t kill though.

yeah that's perfectly valid imo
it's like the captain stealing the HoS's snowflake laser and armor, the hypospray, and the reactive armor for no reason

[Topham]

I like to get my jackboots on with low-tier arrests tbh.
Nothing better than brigging a greyshirt for 5 seconds and then releasing them without even a search or a word. They get confused and seek out the nearest toolbox for comfort.

agreed. giving greyshirts ridiculously low sentences as a sec officer is really satisfying. especially if you know they technically committed a crime but you know in your heart that they were just having fun and it didn't hurt nobody. or, even better, if they bothered your boss. then you can say that, well, you did brig them, but you're also not an asshole

[A3STH3T1CS]

but that does make you the asshole

[Malkevin]

I prefer to just leave them tied to a chair after punching them in the face a few times.

[A3STH3T1CS]

let me arrest you for having a stunprod

[PKPenguin321]

let me arrest you for having a stunprod

that's completely valid imo unless there are like nuke ops or something

[Reece]

let me arrest you for having a stunprod

that's completely valid imo unless there are like nuke ops or something

Indeed, on that note. Armed people who whine when they have no actual reason to be armed and are arrested for being armed.
"W-what do you mean I can't stalk the HOP with a stunprod and cable ties!...why does it matter if I have IED's in my pockets, SHITCURITY!"

The Chef needs to carry his knife, the bartender is allowed his shotgun, you Mr.Assistant have no need to be carrying enough homemade weapons to resist thge American occupation of Space Station Kabul, and no, you're not getting them back, stop harassing other officers over it.

[Topham]

let me arrest you for having a stunprod

that's completely valid imo unless there are like nuke ops or something

i feel like pretty much all handmade weapons are valid to be arrested over during normal activity for except for like two

1. Stunprod - this depends, but these are usually made by people who are commonly targeted, like the mime or an annoying assistant. Or, sometimes, an engineer that doesn't want to get cucked while wiring the solars building forts in the tunnels. The exception is having the stunprod out at any time other than self-defense. Owning one is fine, holding one - and therefore having obvious malicious intent - is not.
2. Bolas - I love 'em but they're not particularly useful. If you wanna arrest someone and take their bolas away, sure, nobody will give a damn. They's just a nuisance at best. I could be wrong about this, though, and if they're more useful than I thought then fuck 'em too.

so stuff like spears, cablecuffs (unless you're a head and security thinks you don't deserve cuffs), fucking chainsaws, shit like that are all dangerous weapons and are perfect secbait

[PKPenguin321]

"le self defense stunprod" is the biggest load of shit I've ever heard

[TheNightingale]

Pet peeve: people with stunprods. Augh.
If you have a stunprod on its own, it gets confiscated. If you have it whilst committing another crime, that's another ten minutes in interrogation as I ask you "Okay, but what makes you feel the need to carry around a stunprod? What are you afraid of? Did you do something bad, and expect retribution? ARE YOU A SYNDICATE?". And God help you if you actually use one against Security when they're arresting you.

How many of these items do you usually have at any one time?:
* Spray bottle (water)
* Stunprod
* Cablecuffs
* Spear components
* Lighter and bottle of alcohol/welding fuel
If you answered one or above, and you're not an antag, you want to go home and rethink your life.

[DemonFiren]

>water spray
>booze
Fuck you.

t. barman/clown

[imblyings]

>okay but what makes you feel the need to carry around a stunprod

THE SECOND AMENDMENT DOESN'T SAY NEED

T. FREEDOM

[A3STH3T1CS]

>water spray
>booze
Fuck you.

t. barman/clown

thanks for the idea.

[Armhulen]

I don't like assistants who run around my hop office breaking all the windows and shocking me by throwing their toolbox at the grille.
lets play a game of hangman
G R E Y T I _ E
and also, just for record, having a stunprod at all should be arrestable, if you build something in tablecrafting that is under the weapon category, it is a weapon. I will take it, if I am security. (there are exceptions like the botanist having a chainsaw and topham's tiny ass fuckin font how do i read it aaaaaa)

[Malkevin]

and also, just for record, having a stunprod at all should be arrestable, if you build something in tablecrafting that is under the weapon category, it is a weapon. I will take it, if I am security. (there are exceptions like the botanist having a chainsaw and topham's tiny ass fuckin font how do i read it aaaaaa)

The good book is way ahead of you on this, on both points.

[Super Aggro Crag]

captains who refuse to allow a shuttle to be called, usually hide in their office screaming COWARDS and FIGHT and WE CAN FIX THIS and killing any head that actually calls the shuttle for "mutiny"


should be banned from head roles

[Anonmare]

What about Captain's who inform Centcom that they're defecting and sending a crazed band of lunatics to take over their station via the Emergency Shuttle? Without telling the crew about this?

[imblyings]

>banning someone giving me a reason to spawn deathsquads

;;;;;^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[Super Aggro Crag]

>some shitter disrupting the round? Better use it as an excuse to disrupt it even further instead of punishing him!


*<@;oD

[A3STH3T1CS]

imbly, what's the craziest thing you did as an admin, ever?

april fools don't count

[imblyings]

becoming a headmin

wait no, my answer is not quitting ss13

[IrishWristWatch0]

becoming a headmin

wait no, my answer is not quitting ss13

SS13 is literally Hotel California

[Drynwyn]

becoming a headmin

wait no, my answer is not quitting ss13

SS13 is literally Hotel California

Legends tell of one man who escaped

they say his anonymous spirit still wanders the video games board

[Super Aggro Crag]

i hate silverfish

[Okand37]

The lack of ability to save things made ingame to template files.

[A3STH3T1CS]

"H E Y , D O Y O U H A V E A M I N U T E ?"

[Reece]

"H E Y , D O Y O U H A V E A M I N U T E ?"

Always tempted to say no and see if they leave me alone.

[InsaneHyena]

I swear, next time I hear "BORGS ROGUE" from a lizard, I'm gonna snap and chop it's body to little pieces.

[TheNightingale]

If a lizardperson sees a borg harming a human, or spacing the ion rifle/robotics console board, they're probably rogue.

[ShadowDimentio]

People call the AI rogue for anything

[Anonmare]

>tfw actually rogue and some memer calls you rogue
>Half a minute later Security, Engineering and the Clown all in space suits and equipped with ion weapons are on your doorstep asking if you wouldn't mind submitting to a quick law check

[ShadowDimentio]

No fun allowed

[Reece]

>tfw actually rogue and some memer calls you rogue
>Half a minute later Security, Engineering and the Clown all in space suits and equipped with ion weapons are on your doorstep asking if you wouldn't mind submitting to a quick law check

Oh god this!
On that note, the easiest way to tell if someone suspect is an antag is to murder them, wait for the bwoink and when one comes just clone the body. So long as you act like you thought they were antags you can get away with it.

[A3STH3T1CS]

when i went to singulo.io and see my rant about saegrimr was deleted.

[onleavedontatme]

Spending hours coming up with/coding stuff for players to make their own fun and stories with, or rare items to strive for, and having bored admins just spam the shit out of the new feature and run it into the ground within 10 minutes of it going on server.

No this is not directed at a particular admin or incident, just something that annoys me about developing for the game in general when I put a lot of work into something for people to enjoy and it ends up the fodder of some unfunny "event" instead.

Probably a dumb thing to get mad about.

[DemonFiren]

Nah, just means you need to deadmin some people :^)

[Laharl Monthy]

I just want to share some pain from Cargo.

As the QM, when you work your ass off with the stock exchange, you reach 40k credits, and there's that chucklefuck of a cargo tech that decides to spend it all on a batch of bloody collectible hat / toy crates without asking me first. Why, for god's sake. Why.

Next time anyone pulls that, he's getting thrown out of cargo, with a pickaxe rammed so far up their butthole the medics will go have to go MINE FOR IT.

[confused rock]

Friendly ash walkers.

[Reece]

Friendly ash walkers.

That depends, do you mean "friendly" where they're cool right up until they get on the station and then start their corpse harvest, or the genuinly friendly ones, because the latter are very annoying.

[confused rock]

Friendly ash walkers.

That depends, do you mean "friendly" where they're cool right up until they get on the station and then start their corpse harvest, or the genuinly friendly ones, because the latter are very annoying.

the friendly ones where the hat guy is like "it benefits us both lets do it its not like it says 'fresh sacrifices' or anything why are you throwing a spear at me"

[A3STH3T1CS]

Whoever plays "Betrays-Its-Kin" got super autistic and crit me because they wanted to work in Xenobio alone.

[Aloraydrel]

Spending hours coming up with/coding stuff for players to make their own fun and stories with, or rare items to strive for, and having bored admins just spam the shit out of the new feature and run it into the ground within 10 minutes of it going on server.

No this is not directed at a particular admin or incident, just something that annoys me about developing for the game in general when I put a lot of work into something for people to enjoy and it ends up the fodder of some unfunny "event" instead.

Probably a dumb thing to get mad about.

I will take the dragon for 500

[DemonFiren]

I will take the dragon for 500

You and me both.

[Anonmare]

I will take the dragon for 500

You and me both.

You were supposed to slay the dragon, not lay it

[DemonFiren]

I will take the dragon for 500

You and me both.

You were supposed to slay the dragon, not lay it

[bandit]

Spending hours coming up with/coding stuff for players to make their own fun and stories with, or rare items to strive for, and having bored admins just spam the shit out of the new feature and run it into the ground within 10 minutes of it going on server.

No this is not directed at a particular admin or incident, just something that annoys me about developing for the game in general when I put a lot of work into something for people to enjoy and it ends up the fodder of some unfunny "event" instead.

Probably a dumb thing to get mad about.

A reminder that "making your own fun and stories" with the Lusty Xenomorph Maid is banned under Rule 8.

[DemonFiren]

There are no rules on the secret admin ERP server.

[Anonmare]

There are no rules on the secret admin ERP server.

Don't reveal the server address or else I'll finally be able to put your scales in a jail

[DemonFiren]

It's literally Basil.

I'm not telling what z-level it happens on or how to get there, though.

[IkeTG]

Spending hours coming up with/coding stuff for players to make their own fun and stories with, or rare items to strive for, and having bored admins just spam the shit out of the new feature and run it into the ground within 10 minutes of it going on server.

No this is not directed at a particular admin or incident, just something that annoys me about developing for the game in general when I put a lot of work into something for people to enjoy and it ends up the fodder of some unfunny "event" instead.

Probably a dumb thing to get mad about.

Not at all. I haven't been playing long but some of my favorite rounds were the unique one-off events. I don't know how endearing those events would be if they happened every other round, however. I definitely appreciate the effort you guys put into the new content and I'd agree that the perfect formula to introducing it is to keep the appearances succinct to keep it spicy.

[A3STH3T1CS]

It's literally Basil.

I'm not telling what z-level it happens on or how to get there, though.

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