cuck shed

[oranges]

Bottom post of the previous page:

just tell us which admin you're currently sleeping with so we can do the rest

[A3STH3T1CS]

i just worked more than half the shifts in a lowpop round and maintained the entire station.

bwap is a witness.

[onleavedontatme]

I know nothing good at all can come of responding to this, especially in this thread but the sequence of events was

1. Is-a-lizard prays to trade TCs for the new bike horn. I tell him it's bugged so it probably wouldn't be a good idea.

2. Is-a-lizard pays to trade TCs for a wrestling belt, I ignore the prayer.

3. Bryce (not antag) welder bombs him in some bizarre attempt to open his dorm room and take a picture, killing him

4. Is-a-lizard asks to posthumously trade his TC to be revived as a tiny invincible lizard to harass pax which seemed like a better deal for everyone involved than a ban for non antag murder

5. I go to sleep

I saw a lot of yelling about the lizard when I checked logs just now (I couldn't remember what he'd prayed for initially) so apologies if something stupid happened after I logged out.

[iamgoofball]

2. Is-a-lizard pays to trade TCs for a wrestling belt, I ignore the prayer.

YOU FUCKERS TOLD ME YOU WOULD DO TRADES AAAAAAA

[Archie700]

It would have been a much better idea to ask bryce why the fuck would he even do that and get him to revive the lizard.

Also making people invincible, mob or otherwise, is a bad idea due to the high potential for abuse.

[onleavedontatme]

It would have been a much better idea to ask bryce why the fuck would he even do that and get him to revive the lizard.

Also making people invincible, mob or otherwise, is a bad idea due to the high potential for abuse.

I did ask him why the fuck he would even do that, and that's when he gave me the "I wanted to take a picture of him" response.

2. Is-a-lizard pays to trade TCs for a wrestling belt, I ignore the prayer.

YOU FUCKERS TOLD ME YOU WOULD DO TRADES AAAAAAA

Fix the bugs.

[DrPillzRedux]

1. I think that was a gang round and gang round or not it was a fucking accident

No, that was cult. You randomly beat me to red in the brig when people were gathering to summon nar-sie. If I hadn't hit the rune creation that shieldes me you'd have killed me.

Further than that, there's also how for years icepacks has either rolled antag and murderboned or, of he doesn't, he will either stand somewhere AFK or griff. If it wasn't for his name he'd be long gone by now. Who else can do a big welderbomb, kill someone, and not get in trouble?

[confused rock]

The only thing I remember like this was dragging a guy in an engi hardsuit off and beating him as a gang boss because I did not realise he was a gangster and apologizing afterwards, when was this?

[A3STH3T1CS]

I think y`all are festering too much on this. Just play a new round.

[DrPillzRedux]

Two or three days ago.

[Ricotez]

i fucking hate peacekeeper borgs

i fucking hate their sprites, this game has a lot of ugly stuff in it but it's all next gen graphics compared to that horrible egg with legs

am hurt.

sorry I could have phrased that better, the reasons why I dislike it are
1. the side sprites are 3/4th perspective, unlike every single other borg sprite which are all full side view
2. whenever I see a peacekeeper I just cannot stop thinking of Humpty Dumpty

[Armhulen]

i fucking hate peacekeeper borgs

i fucking hate their sprites, this game has a lot of ugly stuff in it but it's all next gen graphics compared to that horrible egg with legs

am hurt.

sorry I could have phrased that better, the reasons why I dislike it are
1. the side sprites are 3/4th perspective, unlike every single other borg sprite which are all full side view
2. whenever I see a peacekeeper I just cannot stop thinking of Humpty Dumpty

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Spoiler:

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/shr ... Dumpty.png[/img]

Yeah I wouldn't be too sad if he fell down
Edit: now it doesn't work but for the sake of you I fixed it

[IrishWristWatch0]

jesus use the fucking spoiler button

[Malkevin]

I think y`all are festering too much on this. Just play a new round.

You appear to fail to realise the reason of existence of this thread.

[PKPenguin321]

i fucking hate peacekeeper borgs

i fucking hate their sprites, this game has a lot of ugly stuff in it but it's all next gen graphics compared to that horrible egg with legs

yeah this
they look bad, at least in-game

borgs should do what they are made to fucking do. have you ever noticed how an engineering borg, for example, is called an engineering borg? believe it or not, this name isn't ironic! they're actually intended to build and repair stuff like an engineer would, if you can believe that.

for example, back in my day there would be a traitor blowing holes all up the escape hallway, and all would look hopeless, but the engineering borg would zoom in from out of nowhere like an angle sent from god himself and make a bridge to the shuttle in mere seconds, set up breach shield generators, make windows, provide air, and drag people to the shuttle should they collapse before they made it all the way across

Its ironic that you're one of the people that bitched and moaned about security borgs acting like security.

And engi borgs don't do mass repairs anymore because their RCD got nerfed a lot, so they can only build a small area before having to head to the recharger

it's possible for the "intended purpose" to be inherently bad, as was the case with secborgs ("haha my purpose IS to validhunt so it's okay to make the round shit!"), and is a big part of why they were removed
don't be retarded

[Zilenan91]

I told you the egg with legs would look bad in-game

It doesn't in any way fit with the aesthetic

[Armhulen]

I told you the egg with legs would look bad in-game

It doesn't in any way fit with the aesthetic

If we used the 90° look it might work

[Zilenan91]

It wouldn't. The sprite is good, but everything else about it is bad in SS13. If you want a borg, make it look like the other borgs we have in the game because then they will be distinct and similar. The egg is none of these, it's like you took it straight from Wall-E and plopped it in the game.

[Man_Shroom]

I'm getting tired of Is-A-Lizard and the special treatment it gets.

It's not a good meme.

It's not okay for it to randomly beat a fellow cultist to red and get off with nothing done.

It's not okay to see it get resurrected as a lizard critter with god mode 2 minutes after dying.

The blatant favoritism is disgusting, all because of the UR FAT meme.

Every round I see this fucker get his limbs cut off and the medbay waifus play dress up with him while I'm left in the dust.

jealous?

[Zilenan91]

Don't instigate Man_Shroom

[Man_Shroom]

thread topic

[Reece]

I think less an agg and more fat cycloptic panda than an egg.

[IrishWristWatch0]

So many shitposts to read while i shit.

I'm not shitting you but this is my favourite thread.

[Armhulen]

I'll admit, this one's been getting good.

[Screemonster]

in the absence of ban requests

I would like to come forward with terrible news. I don't wish to cause any drama or conflict; I'm just telling the truth. The headmin of the very infamous Heaven's Gate is not who they appear to be. As a disgruntled player I believe it is my duty to let the community know what is going on. You can ask any decent player of that server, and they will actually tell you themselves; we all know that the headmin has been sending unsolicited nudes. Shocking, I know. I have personally confronted them about this. It's terrible to say that something like this has been going on so long; I tried to inform the community but the hoarde of powergaming 14 year olds stopped me by observing and spamming woody's got wood into LOOC. In the end, no one listened to me and I was branded a toxic player and let's just say it went downhill from there. The league of latest admin applicants took great steps in ensuring I was out of the picture by saying I was laughing at video logs of children crying after being banned on their server and ruined all my credibility. It was only made worse when they accused me of griefing Polaris Station. Basically, I just want you to know that your server donations could be in a stripper's underwear right now. Consider that.

Seriously though this is amazing

[Malkevin]

1. I think that was a gang round and gang round or not it was a fucking accident

No, that was cult. You randomly beat me to red in the brig when people were gathering to summon nar-sie. If I hadn't hit the rune creation that shieldes me you'd have killed me.

Further than that, there's also how for years icepacks has either rolled antag and murderboned or, of he doesn't, he will either stand somewhere AFK or griff. If it wasn't for his name he'd be long gone by now. Who else can do a big welderbomb, kill someone, and not get in trouble?

I don't know what you're talking about Pillz, my every interaction with unloved rock has shown him to be a truly swell guy.

I mean look at his recent story
https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic ... ad#p175025
Intrudes into chemistry to make validation tools to take out the wizard, when the chemist takes offense and attempts to deal with him rock smites the chemist then spaces the body.
Truly the most honourable of players on this server, a real ideal we should all strive to be.

[confused rock]

TIL setting somebody on fire and knocking them out at the same time for tresspass when there is a wizard is the best way to deal with them

[Malkevin]

Clearly not because you survived long enough to griff them back.

[Armhulen]

Clearly not because you survived long enough to griff them back.

laughed really hard, I'm feeling the cuck, I'm *FEELING* it.

[iamgoofball]

TIL setting somebody on fire and knocking them out at the same time for tresspass when there is a wizard is the best way to deal with them

"theres an antag" does not make every department all access

[DemonFiren]

For once, Goof is right.

[ShadowDimentio]

If there's an antag crisis, as in THE OPERATIVES ARE COMING IN 20 MINUTES or THE WIZARD IS KILLING EVERYONE OH GOD and you're playing safe space defense and attacking everyone that walks in your department you're the scum of the earth.

[oranges]

Basically, I just want you to know that your server donations could be in a stripper's underwear right now. Consider that.

I've considered this a lot and I'm okay with it, it's trickle down economics

[A3STH3T1CS]

I mean look at his recent story
https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic ... ad#p175025
Intrudes into chemistry to make validation tools to take out the wizard, when the chemist takes offense and attempts to deal with him rock smites the chemist then spaces the body.
Truly the most honourable of players on this server, a real ideal we should all strive to be.

If I pulled off anything close to killing a crewmate to save the station from it's incompetence, BWOINK
"You have been banned for the day, you've been here long enough, get your shit together - Saegrimrr"

[iamgoofball]

If there's an antag crisis, as in THE OPERATIVES ARE COMING IN 20 MINUTES or THE WIZARD IS KILLING EVERYONE OH GOD and you're playing safe space defense and attacking everyone that walks in your department you're the scum of the earth.

"theres an antag" does not make every department all access

[DrPillzRedux]

someone compared me to goofball

what did he mean by this

[iamgoofball]

someone compared me to goofball

what did he mean by this

you fucked up good son

what did you do

[ShadowDimentio]

If there's an antag crisis, as in THE OPERATIVES ARE COMING IN 20 MINUTES or THE WIZARD IS KILLING EVERYONE OH GOD and you're playing safe space defense and attacking everyone that walks in your department you're the scum of the earth.

Doesn't hurt to add a new layer of fun than leaving it at crew versus antag.

"Fun" is defeating foes in battle where both sides are unified and fully geared ready to rumble it's anyone's game folks

"Fun" is not getting acid thrown in your face by the autistic chemist because you let yourself in to get acid to make boards in R&D, or any other million examples where REEEEE INVADING MY SAFE SPACE VALID

[A3STH3T1CS]

I'm about to take a shit on all of you. Check out this thing I asked a while ago.



So fair warning, if you break into my botany and slip on a potato, you're getting cuffed and locked up in a locker while crying for sec and endlessly ahelping how I'm a shitter.

[Saegrimr]

If I pulled off anything close to killing a crewmate to save the station from it's incompetence, BWOINK
"You have been banned for the day, you've been here long enough, get your shit together - Saegrimrr"

Strange, that's not in your notes anywhere.

[A3STH3T1CS]

If I pulled off anything close to killing a crewmate to save the station from it's incompetence, BWOINK
"You have been banned for the day, you've been here long enough, get your shit together - Saegrimrr"

Strange, that's not in your notes anywhere.

It better not be. Wew.
I like to poke fun at you considering you handled maybe two or three of my bans in a row?
Admittedly, I honest to God can't hate a dude who spreads the glory of Pepsi Man.

[Armhulen]

Someone made an idea thread about buffing plasma men and I'm all like smhtbh fam, if they were strong enough to be on par with humans we wouldn't have humans now would we

The whole point of races are to provide an extra challenge from as simple as not human to AI, all the way to plasma men being full blown holy shit difficulty. But maybe that's for a reason...

[Sidon]

Is-a-lizard getting rule 0'd would be swell

[InsaneHyena]

Since everybody is talking about the players they hate, there is nobody on the entire server I hate more than Tee Fury and Zoey Webb. They are the definition of greytiding shitlers, except for when they play as command - then they are nazi shitlers. I can't believe how the first one keeps getting away with shit he's pulling. One-humaning AI as the captain and declaring those, who refuse to call him the king, non-human. Declaring one man war against security during a rev round (while not being rev). I'm not even talking about tame shit like looting the brig and screaming "AI, HARM" when detained, it's to be expected.

[Reece]

Mr.T is just as bad. Saw him running around in Rev begging to be converted and hitting people who wouldn't. Ahelped it and the little tosser just went braindead instead.

[InsaneHyena]

Mr.T is just as bad. Saw him running around in Rev begging to be converted and hitting people who wouldn't. Ahelped it and the little tosser just went braindead instead.

Literally who

[Reece]

Mr.T is just as bad. Saw him running around in Rev begging to be converted and hitting people who wouldn't. Ahelped it and the little tosser just went braindead instead.

Literally who

Some bagil guy who either gets to be antag or disconnects.

[Wyzack]

Mr.T is just as bad. Saw him running around in Rev begging to be converted and hitting people who wouldn't. Ahelped it and the little tosser just went braindead instead.

Literally who

Some bagil guy who either gets to be antag or disconnects.

Not that i am saying this is what happened because I actually don't know but if he got banned it would look like he was just braindead

[Reece]

Mr.T is just as bad. Saw him running around in Rev begging to be converted and hitting people who wouldn't. Ahelped it and the little tosser just went braindead instead.

Literally who

Some bagil guy who either gets to be antag or disconnects.

Not that i am saying this is what happened because I actually don't know but if he got banned it would look like he was just braindead

Oh. I assumed admins blew you into gibs upon a ban.

[Wyzack]

Some times if the guy was a total shithead i will gib them post-ban, or if i am playing the round dress them up in a humiliating outfit and buckle them some place public

[DemonFiren]

Some times if the guy was a total shithead i will gib them post-ban, or if i am playing the round dress them up in a humiliating outfit and buckle them some place public

Sombrero of Shame?