Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Mon Jan 25, 2016 7:22 am

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Remie Richards wrote:

It's doesn't seem like wood but, it fulfils everything else you said

Fuck yeah that's the one, I don't know why I thought it was in a wooden box. I guess I just assumed it was a quality product when I first saw it because pizza is incredibly deceiving.

Screemonster · Mon Jan 25, 2016 10:55 am

fuckin' casuals actually putting pizza in a pizza box

I finally found a place that does a decent munchy box after literally a year in this job

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Mon Jan 25, 2016 11:10 am #148818

>Kebab meat

Say hello to gallstones in a few years.

420weedscopes · Mon Jan 25, 2016 5:22 pm

Deitus wrote:isnt that the guy who made team fabulous?

yes

Zilenan91 wrote:It is yeah, he made a bunch of really high quality GMod stuff before he died. I think he was in his early twenties.

he was about to be 19

EndgamerAzari · Mon Jan 25, 2016 6:00 pm

Whoa nelly

I think my increased dosage of antidepressants is kicking in.

Remie Richards · Mon Jan 25, 2016 6:02 pm

EndgamerAzari wrote:Whoa nelly

I think my increased dosage of antidepressants is kicking in.

Are you happier now? Or just less numb?

EndgamerAzari · Mon Jan 25, 2016 6:06 pm

Remie Richards wrote:
EndgamerAzari wrote:Whoa nelly

I think my increased dosage of antidepressants is kicking in.
Are you happier now? Or just less numb?

I'm in a surprisingly decent mood for a Monday (relative) morning. Granted, I've only been on this increased dosage since Saturday, so it may just be a coincidence. Oh well. I hope it lasts, regardless of what it is!

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Mon Jan 25, 2016 6:38 pm #148887

I don't know what it is with my area but there's always old cunts walking in the middle of road instead of the farking path.

EndgamerAzari · Mon Jan 25, 2016 6:43 pm

I walked in the road this weekend because the city didn't do dick about the sidewalks when it snowed, but I wouldn't call it 'in the middle'.

Remie Richards · Mon Jan 25, 2016 6:47 pm

EndgamerAzari wrote:
Remie Richards wrote:
EndgamerAzari wrote:Whoa nelly

I think my increased dosage of antidepressants is kicking in.
Are you happier now? Or just less numb?
I'm in a surprisingly decent mood for a Monday (relative) morning. Granted, I've only been on this increased dosage since Saturday, so it may just be a coincidence. Oh well. I hope it lasts, regardless of what it is!

That's great to hear.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Mon Jan 25, 2016 7:35 pm #148908

HEY GUYS

WHO IS IRON MAN'S MOTHER

IT'S

Spoiler:

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Mon Jan 25, 2016 8:06 pm #148913

EndgamerAzari wrote:I walked in the road this weekend because the city didn't do dick about the sidewalks when it snowed, but I wouldn't call it 'in the middle'.

Theres no snow here.

Most of the the sidewalk around here is tarmac not paving stones so its not like the old fucks have to worry about tripping on a wonky slab.

EndgamerAzari · Mon Jan 25, 2016 8:09 pm

Malkevin wrote:
EndgamerAzari wrote:I walked in the road this weekend because the city didn't do dick about the sidewalks when it snowed, but I wouldn't call it 'in the middle'.
Theres no snow here.

Most of the the sidewalk around here is tarmac not paving stones so its not like the old fucks have to worry about tripping on a wonky slab.

Maybe they want to die.

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Mon Jan 25, 2016 9:51 pm #148939

This is why I prefer no chains for my pizza

captain sawrge · Tue Jan 26, 2016 3:57 am

EndgamerAzari wrote:
Malkevin wrote:
EndgamerAzari wrote:I walked in the road this weekend because the city didn't do dick about the sidewalks when it snowed, but I wouldn't call it 'in the middle'.
Theres no snow here.

Most of the the sidewalk around here is tarmac not paving stones so its not like the old fucks have to worry about tripping on a wonky slab.
Maybe they want to die.

iktf fam

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Tue Jan 26, 2016 4:57 am #149030

I've talked about my neighbour Bobby before in this thread. On Saturday, he got arrested. Dude was out of his mind on drugs, was banging on the wall for like 5 hours, tearing the screens off of windows and ripping on boards on Friday. Eventually the dude got it into his mind that he needs inside, so he bashed in the door on the bottom floor of my apartment, fucked the hinge really bad (it still closes) and sprinted up the stairs. Thought I was gonna die until he went to his mom's apartment, who lives next to me and started slamming on her door until she answered him. Eventually he left and I heard from my landlord that the cops took him to prison.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Tue Jan 26, 2016 5:08 am #149035

Zilenan91 wrote:I've talked about my neighbour Bobby before in this thread. On Saturday, he got arrested. Dude was out of his mind on drugs, was banging on the wall for like 5 hours, tearing the screens off of windows and ripping on boards on Friday. Eventually the dude got it into his mind that he needs inside, so he bashed in the door on the bottom floor of my apartment, fucked the hinge really bad (it still closes) and sprinted up the stairs. Thought I was gonna die until he went to his mom's apartment, who lives next to me and started slamming on her door until she answered him. Eventually he left and I heard from my landlord that the cops took him to prison.

Is this him?

Tue Jan 26, 2016 5:20 am

An0n3 wrote:
Zilenan91 wrote:I've talked about my neighbour Bobby before in this thread. On Saturday, he got arrested. Dude was out of his mind on drugs, was banging on the wall for like 5 hours, tearing the screens off of windows and ripping on boards on Friday. Eventually the dude got it into his mind that he needs inside, so he bashed in the door on the bottom floor of my apartment, fucked the hinge really bad (it still closes) and sprinted up the stairs. Thought I was gonna die until he went to his mom's apartment, who lives next to me and started slamming on her door until she answered him. Eventually he left and I heard from my landlord that the cops took him to prison.

Is this him?

holy shit

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Tue Jan 26, 2016 5:26 am #149040

Bobby is a 6'5 Mestizo dude who works in the fields. He's very very strong. Could probably wrestle a bull to the ground if he tried. I hope he stays away for a long time. He made me afraid to come home every day.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Tue Jan 26, 2016 5:26 am #149041

Nothing really unusual here just a man getting excited about his video games

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Tue Jan 26, 2016 5:28 am #149043

The fuck is even happening here

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Tue Jan 26, 2016 5:29 am #149044

He reminds me of the animatronic screams from five nights

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Tue Jan 26, 2016 5:30 am #149046

An0n3 wrote:Nothing really unusual here just a man getting excited about his video games

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Tue Jan 26, 2016 9:52 am #149098

Do you live in one of those pussy states that don't let you shoot down crazy people trying to break down your door?

EndgamerAzari · Tue Jan 26, 2016 3:15 pm

Oh God it's 50 degrees out and everything's a big slushy mess

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue Jan 26, 2016 3:56 pm #149147

>50 degrees
>water still existing
nobutseriouslyewamericandegrees

EndgamerAzari · Tue Jan 26, 2016 3:58 pm

DemonFiren wrote:>50 degrees
>water still existing
nobutseriouslyewamericandegrees

A bluh bluh bluh people do things differently in different places

Also the boiling point is 100C you chunt

50C would just be really fucking hot

Though I guess if you go by Kelvin for some insane reason yeah everything would be frozen

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue Jan 26, 2016 4:04 pm #149152

Water would evaporate rather quickly at those temperatures, though.

EndgamerAzari · Tue Jan 26, 2016 4:07 pm

Blorp blorp MY POINT IS it snowed like Hell on Friday and now it's warm again and everything's gross and soggy

EDIT: Sorry for my pedantic aggression, I'm really fighty today for some reason

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue Jan 26, 2016 4:09 pm #149154

Enjoy your swim!

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Tue Jan 26, 2016 10:01 pm #149243

THe old man is still alive. And hallucinating really badly. Apparently next is the coma.

EndgamerAzari · Tue Jan 26, 2016 11:13 pm

Shit, man. My condolences.

Ikarrus · Post by **Ikarrus** » Wed Jan 27, 2016 1:32 am #149318

I think My flu caused an ear infection that's making me feel like I'm constantly slightly buzzed.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Wed Jan 27, 2016 3:46 am #149354

i should try getting drunk once now that im legal just so i can get the curiosity out of my system and prove to myself that i should never do it

best first time drink?

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Wed Jan 27, 2016 3:53 am #149355

Probably beer, light stuff. Alcohol and smokes aren't really something you want to get into, they'll kill you in 10 years.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Wed Jan 27, 2016 3:59 am #149356

Zilenan91 wrote:Probably beer, light stuff. Alcohol and smokes aren't really something you want to get into, they'll kill you in 10 years.

smoking i dont want to anyway they're expensive as fuck, same for beer i guess but just curiousi supposedly have less than 10 years to live anyway

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Wed Jan 27, 2016 4:01 am #149357

Yeah just buy a 2 pack or something and drink it when you feel like it, try not to drink them all at once.

Maccus · Post by **Maccus** » Wed Jan 27, 2016 4:10 am #149360

Whatever you drink, make sure you eat a lot or you WILL vomit and it will not be fun.

THE MIGHTY GALVATRON · Wed Jan 27, 2016 5:58 am

Damn it's so cold out I think it almost hit 68!

Also today my friend bought one of those Kylo Ren masks so I became Kawaiilo-Ren.

Spoiler:

Screemonster · Wed Jan 27, 2016 7:54 am

Zilenan91 wrote:Probably beer, light stuff. Alcohol and smokes aren't really something you want to get into, they'll kill you in 10 years.

for a first time drinker something that's not gassy would be a good bet. I remember people getting cases of miller in when I was in my late teens and I could barely stomach it for reasons completely unrelated to the alcohol content.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Wed Jan 27, 2016 9:08 am #149381

That's okay, most hard core drinkers can't stomach that warm foamy piss called Miller either

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Wed Jan 27, 2016 10:09 am #149384

THE MIGHTY GALVATRON wrote:Damn it's so cold out I think it almost hit 68!

Also today my friend bought one of those Kylo Ren masks so I became Kawaiilo-Ren.

Spoiler:

>68 is cold
where the hell are you from that 68 is considered cold? mexico?

EndgamerAzari · Wed Jan 27, 2016 3:24 pm

I passed the basic assessment test to get into the Software Guild--not particularly complicated, just your standard logic/problem solving quiz. Now I gotta write essays about why I want to do this. That will be harder than it sounds; I've never been good at justifying my actions.

Whoisthere · Post by **Whoisthere** » Wed Jan 27, 2016 3:31 pm #149423

>when you have judo practice in 30 minutes and just watched some gachimuchi crap

I'm too hetero for this shit

Drynwyn · Post by **Drynwyn** » Wed Jan 27, 2016 3:43 pm #149425

Deitus wrote:i should try getting drunk once now that im legal just so i can get the curiosity out of my system and prove to myself that i should never do it

best first time drink?

My first drinking experience involved a mixture of vodka and fanta.

I say a mixture, but the individual doing the mixing wasn't big on the concept of "stirring" or "shaking." So it was basically just a shot of vodka on top of a slightly sour glass of fanta.

10/10, would recommend.

420weedscopes · Wed Jan 27, 2016 4:15 pm

being flirted with for the first time in four years
i've sort of forgotten how to respond to that but i'm doing okay and i'm also a bunch happier thanks to it

Maccus · Post by **Maccus** » Wed Jan 27, 2016 5:05 pm #149447

ill flirt w/ u weedscopes ; ) ; )

EndgamerAzari · Wed Jan 27, 2016 6:35 pm

I lost 3.4 pounds this week, pushing me past my goal and landing me at 207.6 pounds. Now that I'm back where I was when I lost all that weight early last year, I can start making REAL progress.

Can't stop
Won't stop
Desperately want to stop but then I won't stop hating myself

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Wed Jan 27, 2016 10:17 pm #149484

Weedscopes that red river guy reporting you six times does not count as flirting

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Wed Jan 27, 2016 11:22 pm #149499

Buying one of these as soon as they're back in stock.

[youtube]JuZpEtZF-hg[/youtube]

Also I think I found my next wife. Smartest person I think I've ever met, adorable, with a great sense of humor.

420weedscopes · Thu Jan 28, 2016 12:40 pm

Wyzack wrote:Weedscopes that red river guy reporting you six times does not count as flirting

HAHA FUCK OFF
real talk this girl is like Pretty Okay With Me it is odd in a way that i suspect nobody else knows???????????