Stories of rage, tears and regret

Sun Dec 20, 2015 4:47 am

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Zilenan91 wrote:Honestly this is most rounds on Paradise

stories like these are the only reason i would ever want a more complicated medical system, that shit sounds hilarious

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Sun Dec 20, 2015 4:49 am #141519

clowns are hardcore as fuck, I saw them explode a dudes head by hitting it so much.

Also they're simple mobs so they can't be stunned. Really really ridiculous with a more advanced med system because you can't just heal off the honk damage.

Sun Dec 20, 2015 5:10 am

honk honk motherfucker

TheNightingale · Sun Dec 20, 2015 2:49 pm

You are A Really Bad Mime, the Mime!
You are also a Syndicate agent!
You take the Detective's closet and C4 it open in Maintenance.
The Detective walks in, batons you, empties his revolver into you and spaces your body. He has cuffs, but doesn't use them.
It's Saegrimr.

Due Process (TM)

Saegrimr · Post by **Saegrimr** » Sun Dec 20, 2015 2:53 pm #141572

>Join
>Closet is gone
>Check maint
>Mime with my shit
>Mime pulls my stolen revolver on me in maint, expects not to get dunked
>Baton shitter mime, pick up my own revolver from underneath you and empty it into you like you were going to do to me

M A D C U Z B A D

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sun Dec 20, 2015 3:39 pm #141580

I gotta stand with Saeg on that one, git gud.

(I assume there was a readily apparent IC reason for spacing the mime, though.)

Saegrimr · Post by **Saegrimr** » Sun Dec 20, 2015 3:56 pm #141582

Nah I just ran it by the HoS, he didn't seem to care though. Conversation was hilarious.
"Mime pulled a fucking revolver on me in maint."
"Well, did you dunk him?"
"With his own revovler, gonna space him now."

TheNightingale · Sun Dec 20, 2015 4:13 pm

The dunking is fine, but the spacing is what really gets my goat. If you're intent on executing someone for whatever reason, turn them into a borg or something, or host a trial first, or do something fun. The trick is to be considerate of your victim. (If I'd have shot first, I would've turned you into an MMI and accompany me on traitorous adventures like stealing the Armory and C4ing the gravgen.)

Post by **MMMiracles** » Sun Dec 20, 2015 4:32 pm #141586

Don't mess with the loose cannon if you don't want to dealt with 'off-the-books'.

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Sun Dec 20, 2015 4:53 pm #141587

Throwing a Space Law book at the Detective should stun them due to having "the book thrown at them".

Cheimon · Post by **Cheimon** » Sun Dec 20, 2015 5:10 pm #141589

MMMiracles wrote:Don't mess with the loose cannon if you don't want to dealt with 'off-the-books'.

Quite. There's no expectation that antagonists will be nice to me, normally, so I'm not always in the mood to go beyond the call. Mimes in particular have a reputation to my mind of being non-interactive bastards, hiding behind their vow of silence to never engage with the crew at all beyond violence and theft. I don't trust 'em, and if I'm detective I'm not going to hold back if they steal my gun.

Not-Dorsidarf · Sun Dec 20, 2015 5:58 pm

MMMiracles wrote:Don't mess with the loose cannon if you don't want to dealt with 'off-the-books'.

This exactly.

Detective isn't THE LAW, he's the loose cannon but a damn good man who gets the job done

ShadowDimentio · Sun Dec 20, 2015 6:17 pm

You bring shame to the thief mime clan by getting caught and crying when you got dunked

Commit suppoku

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Mon Dec 21, 2015 10:59 am #141793

Saegrimr wrote:Nah I just ran it by the HoS, he didn't seem to care though. Conversation was hilarious.
"Mime pulled a fucking revolver on me in maint."
"Well, did you dunk him?"
"With his own revovler, gonna space him now."

Wait, this is important
Did the mime buy a traitor revolver or just steal yours?

kevinz000 · Post by **kevinz000** » Mon Dec 21, 2015 12:27 pm #141807

>SECURITY SET TO HIGH. TIME TO MEME BITCHES
>Assistant
>Sec is empty
>STEAL THE REACTIVE TELEPORT ARMOR AND ESCAPE!!
>fuck.jpg
>hosplsletmebeofficer
>YEAH SURE
>admins i trade all 20 tc for tesla armor pls
>sure
>Oh I just gave you your objective
>WELL I GUESS YOUR OBJECTIVE IS CHANGING
>ESCAPE ALIVE AND OUT OF CUSTODY, AND DIE A GLORIOUS DEATH!!
>What the fuck admins
>Round goes on lumi is best R&D and gives me smg adv egun and shit (no hard feelings right :3) and adrenals and freedom implant lelelelellelelelekekekekkekekk
>Enjoy life with tesla armor where everyone can't hit you without suiciding.

>5 minutes to escape shuttle!!
>Die a glorious death
>ENSURE NO ORGANIC LIFEFORM ESCAPES
>goddamnitididntwanttomurderbonetodaywhyyoudothistome
>gets RCD
>BUILDS WLAL
>quickily taken down by engis and fucking engiborg :/
>GUESS IM GOING TO HAVE TO DO THIS THE TRAITOROUS WAY!!! :3
>I have 4 SMG CLIPS, ADV EGUN, AND BATON. HOW THE FUCK DO I DO THIS
>Oh ok its surpressed ty lumi such a bro (no hard feelings right :3 )
>SILENTLY TAKES OUT TARGETS, THEY CANT EVEN SCREAM

>reeee
>WALLS UP SHUTTLE
>Sees swarmer overlays
>FUCKING SWARMERS SCRAPPING MUH FUCKING WALL!!!
>Swarmers attack
>Armor zaps shit out of them, finishes them off with SMG
>Ok then
>What a nice shuttl er- Oh fuck
>WATCHES IN HORROR AS ABOUT 15 PEOPLE BOARD THE SHUTTLE FROM SPACE
>MOTHERFUCKER
>SHOOTS DOWN ABOUT 7 OF THEM AND WATCHES IN HORROR AS THREe BORGS COME
>FUUUCK
>SHOOTS CAPTAIN DOWN
>CAPTAIN GETS BAKCU P
>EMPTIES FUCKING CLIP
>CAPTAIN GETS BACK UP (ffs frank stop being so damn persistent

)
>Captain manages to stun me
>It goes ALL WITH PLAN
>Shuttle dogpiles me
>Tesla armor activates 20 times in a single minute and kills everyone including all borgs but 1 and the captain
>Kills captain and officer, and half kills borg
>Searchs shuttle for survivers
>Chemist
>Kills
>Ez
>suicides
>Anda Lucia was the chemist. Changeling uses regenerate
>FUCK NO IM GONNA REDTEXT
>round ends
>EVEN WITH OP GEAR MEKHI FAILS
>;_;

TheNightingale · Mon Dec 21, 2015 12:38 pm

Malkevin wrote:
Saegrimr wrote:Nah I just ran it by the HoS, he didn't seem to care though. Conversation was hilarious.
"Mime pulled a fucking revolver on me in maint."
"Well, did you dunk him?"
"With his own revovler, gonna space him now."
Wait, this is important
Did the mime buy a traitor revolver or just steal yours?

Both; the revolver in my hand was the Detective's .38, and the. 357 was in a shoulder holster that he only searched after trying to space me the first time (my body bounced back, so he searched me then spaced me again).

Cik · Post by **Cik** » Mon Dec 21, 2015 12:49 pm #141812

kevinz000 wrote:>SECURITY SET TO HIGH. TIME TO MEME BITCHES
>Assistant
>Sec is empty
>STEAL THE REACTIVE TELEPORT ARMOR AND ESCAPE!!
>fuck.jpg
>hosplsletmebeofficer
>YEAH SURE
>admins i trade all 20 tc for tesla armor pls
>sure
>Oh I just gave you your objective
>WELL I GUESS YOUR OBJECTIVE IS CHANGING
>ESCAPE ALIVE AND OUT OF CUSTODY, AND DIE A GLORIOUS DEATH!!
>What the fuck admins
>Round goes on lumi is best R&D and gives me smg adv egun and shit (no hard feelings right :3) and adrenals and freedom implant lelelelellelelelekekekekkekekk
>Enjoy life with tesla armor where everyone can't hit you without suiciding.
>5 minutes to escape shuttle!!
>Die a glorious death
>ENSURE NO ORGANIC LIFEFORM ESCAPES
>goddamnitididntwanttomurderbonetodaywhyyoudothistome
>gets RCD
>BUILDS WLAL
>quickily taken down by engis and fucking engiborg :/
>GUESS IM GOING TO HAVE TO DO THIS THE TRAITOROUS WAY!!! :3
>I have 4 SMG CLIPS, ADV EGUN, AND BATON. HOW THE FUCK DO I DO THIS
>Oh ok its surpressed ty lumi such a bro (no hard feelings right :3 )
>SILENTLY TAKES OUT TARGETS, THEY CANT EVEN SCREAM
>reeee
>WALLS UP SHUTTLE
>Sees swarmer overlays
>FUCKING SWARMERS SCRAPPING MUH FUCKING WALL!!!
>Swarmers attack
>Armor zaps shit out of them, finishes them off with SMG
>Ok then
>What a nice shuttl er- Oh fuck
>WATCHES IN HORROR AS ABOUT 15 PEOPLE BOARD THE SHUTTLE FROM SPACE
>MOTHERFUCKER
>SHOOTS DOWN ABOUT 7 OF THEM AND WATCHES IN HORROR AS THREe BORGS COME
>FUUUCK
>SHOOTS CAPTAIN DOWN
>CAPTAIN GETS BAKCU P
>EMPTIES FUCKING CLIP
>CAPTAIN GETS BACK UP (ffs frank stop being so damn persistent )
>Captain manages to stun me
>It goes ALL WITH PLAN
>Shuttle dogpiles me
>Tesla armor activates 20 times in a single minute and kills everyone including all borgs but 1 and the captain
>Kills captain and officer, and half kills borg
>Searchs shuttle for survivers
>Chemist
>Kills
>Ez
>suicides
>Anda Lucia was the chemist. Changeling uses regenerate
>FUCK NO IM GONNA REDTEXT
>round ends
>EVEN WITH OP GEAR MEKHI FAILS
>;_;

oh, that's why you didn't validhunt me after i shot you near to death in medbay

that was a funny round. i got into a few gunfights in open hallway and was carrying like 7 speedloaders for my .357 all the time but nobody on sec gave a fuck.

i shot my target to death in an open hallway and had some funny conversations with an engineer and medbay.

man sherman cottle was a bro, he had me in a sleeper and didn't even morphine me.

funny round. sorry for redtext :^)

Saegrimr · Post by **Saegrimr** » Mon Dec 21, 2015 1:14 pm #141820

TheNightingale wrote:Both; the revolver in my hand was the Detective's .38, and the. 357 was in a shoulder holster that he only searched after trying to space me the first time (my body bounced back, so he searched me then spaced me again).

Uh... Hmm, well.
That explains why I couldn't reload my revolver... And why it was just straight up killing people I was trying to detain.

RedMcCloud · Post by **RedMcCloud** » Tue Dec 22, 2015 12:40 pm #142067

this was hours ago but I'm still just as salty

>be me, detective like almost always
>walk around wearing only jockstrap (nekkid), shoes, and headset
>meet absorbs-the-crew or whatever, a nekkid lizard
>we go around 'extending our proboscis'' at people, see only other sec guard
>grab him and throw him into window, laugh it off as it did not damage
>guard activates murderboner mode, tazes and cuffs me even after I don my det armor
>'YOURE BEING DEMOTED FOR ASSAULTING AN OFFICER HURRDURR'
>dumb faggot thinks he's hos, brings me to hop and orders them to demote me, hop tells him to fuck off
>finally get released later
>hos joins, starts acting like a little shit
>absorbs is stuck between the double doors in sec
>hos stuns absorbs and tries to arrest them (wtf) so I telebaton hos and yell for everyone to stop fighting
>throw absorbs out of brig
>bartender messages me, says someone has a 'strange device' (gang one)
>chatting with bartender, suddenly hos
>don't care, continue talking
>hos walks up behind me, tazes, and cuffs me before dragging me off to hop
>has hop demote me to 'low level clown' (wtf)
>call him a faggot, sulk around until engineering declares its seceding from the station
>go there, finally get let in as the defensive shields they put up finally lower
>walk around, nothing to do, everyone is mulling around the entrance
>suddenly captain
>"oh hey cap"
>cap pulls out grenade and hucks it at us
>it's an actual grenade
>blows a huge ass hole in the station, kills at least five people (including me), most of them just random people who wanted to see what was going on in engineering
>caps response when people ask him why the fuck he did that:
>"they were mutinying and I sent them an ultimatum (he didn't) and I don't care if I killed bystanders im the captain"

I think he got banned but if he didn't, ban he

preferably permanently

TheNightingale · Tue Dec 22, 2015 2:34 pm

... so you were walking around naked doing seriously creepy stuff, threw an officer into a window FNR, and assaulted the HoS after he arrested your metabuddy for trespass? I don't get it, the grenade sounds like karma here.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Tue Dec 22, 2015 4:00 pm #142092

RedMcCloud wrote:I was being a shit and people whose job it is to stop shits stopped me, ban plz

1g88a · Post by **1g88a** » Tue Dec 22, 2015 7:53 pm #142149

I was present for part of that and I think it was a cool story
>be lawyer with nothing to do because nobody holds trials
>hear about commotion in engineering
>go to hear their story
>Engineering is barricading itself and declaring itself the nation of Sparkonia
>immigrate along with a few others
>Walk around and chat on the radio, letting people know that Sparkonia is actually safe and not a gang hideout
>Try to argue that engineering's secession is a fully legal action as per the esoteric passages of space law
>Engineering exists in relative peace and safety (aside from some poorly-placed emitters) and starts announcing a willingness to accept ambassadors and trade proposals
>Captain eventually makes an announcement demanding an end to the mutiny and stating that he will destroy the barricade and all who resist (this got bumped up through chat by the AI making an announcement shortly afterwards)
>Oh hey hi captain listen engineering really isn't a gang and they just want to be left in pea-
>JOSEPH A. FRICK KARL LINDERFELT SHERIFF DON CHAFIN FRANK N. STINE HAS THROWN THE LARGE GRENADE

It was such a hilarious overreaction that I wasn't even mad, but I was curious as to what the hell was in that grenade to make such a big hole.

RedMcCloud · Post by **RedMcCloud** » Tue Dec 22, 2015 9:11 pm #142167

TheNightingale wrote:... so you were walking around naked doing seriously creepy stuff, threw an officer into a window FNR, and assaulted the HoS after he arrested your metabuddy for trespass? I don't get it, the grenade sounds like karma here.

'metabuddy'
I had literally met the dude that round and he was in no way a metabuddy
do you even know what a metabuddy is?

also 'lol karma' I never dealt a single point of damage to anyone and didn't do anything to ruin anyone's round
take your memes elsewhere

confused rock · Mon Dec 28, 2015 9:04 pm

>fluke ops
>main op dominick pools after not saying anything, just randomly throws the radio into the middle of the room
>already bought a sniper set and an emag
>dominick steals emag and emags way to pod
>now we are losing air too
>dominick wont open the way to the shuttle
>eventually admins do it
>quickly go, leaving someone at base
>leave shuttle
>someone moves it after i pop off
>everyone fucks off to attack brig, while i actually follow the pinpointer to the ai sat
>find myself on the meta ai sat, on an outside walkway
>narrow path to captain
>miss somehow
>sniper needs to reload
>easy target for cap to wreck
>cap THROWS A WRENCH AT ME
>shoot like 3 times
>escape into space
>take nuke dick
>cant find shuttle
>Eventually find it
>place nuke and stuff
>everyone but the other person who was slightly competent dies
>win
>still incredibly salt because that victory was too easy and its horrifying that people are that bad

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 9:28 pm #143304

That's why I turned Op off

Reece · Post by **Reece** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 9:49 pm #143309

The unloved rock wrote:>fluke ops
>main op dominick pools after not saying anything, just randomly throws the radio into the middle of the room
>already bought a sniper set and an emag
>dominick steals emag and emags way to pod
>now we are losing air too
>dominick wont open the way to the shuttle
>eventually admins do it
>quickly go, leaving someone at base
>leave shuttle
>someone moves it after i pop off
>everyone fucks off to attack brig, while i actually follow the pinpointer to the ai sat
>find myself on the meta ai sat, on an outside walkway
>narrow path to captain
>miss somehow
>sniper needs to reload
>easy target for cap to wreck
>cap THROWS A WRENCH AT ME
>shoot like 3 times
>escape into space
>take nuke dick
>cant find shuttle
>Eventually find it
>place nuke and stuff
>everyone but the other person who was slightly competent dies
>win
>still incredibly salt because that victory was too easy and its horrifying that people are that bad

...My cheeks are burning.

That captain was me, I was trying to fortify the AI since half the crew was missing and I'd just got through setting up the engine (our one engineer decided that power is for weaklings and made a flamethrower, got promptly fucked up by the HOS) and had just heard the nuke ops call, saw you, realised I lacked my gun (forgot to grab it when it fell from the carapace armour.) Thought 'oh shit what do' so I thought that maybe I could outrun you, that sniper is fucking lethal as hell by the way, an arm hit knocked me down to just above crit. Would a heat shot, or a chest wound just insta-crit me.

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 9:51 pm #143311

Nope, it does the same damage on whatever it hits. You were fucked, basically.

Reece · Post by **Reece** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 9:54 pm #143313

Zilenan91 wrote:Nope, it does the same damage on whatever it hits. You were fucked, basically.

Indeed, I'm generally terrible at combat in SS13 anyway, I try to normally carry a bar of soap when I'm actually trying to kill someone, or a syringe gun+morphine needles, because me attacking someone usually ends with me dead regardless of what I do unless they're immobilised, so tasers are also great for that.

confused rock · Tue Dec 29, 2015 7:41 pm

Reece wrote:
Zilenan91 wrote:Nope, it does the same damage on whatever it hits. You were fucked, basically.
Indeed, I'm generally terrible at combat in SS13 anyway, I try to normally carry a bar of soap when I'm actually trying to kill someone, or a syringe gun+morphine needles, because me attacking someone usually ends with me dead regardless of what I do unless they're immobilised, so tasers are also great for that.

chloral is way better than morphine

newfren · Post by **newfren** » Tue Dec 29, 2015 9:04 pm #143511

Neurotoxin drink is way better than both of them.

IcePacks · Post by **IcePacks** » Tue Dec 29, 2015 9:43 pm #143525

>spawn
>put my id in my pda
>get electrocuted
>jesus fucking christ what the fuck

short and sweet

IrishWristWatch0 · Wed Dec 30, 2015 1:19 am

IcePacks wrote:>spawn
>put my id in my pda
>get electrocuted
>jesus fucking christ what the fuck

short and sweet

We got a try hard over here

Reece · Post by **Reece** » Wed Dec 30, 2015 2:51 am #143565

>round start.
>bartender.
>WOOT TIME TO RP!
> spend 99% of round serving drinks out to lizards, breaking up bar fights and chillin.
> Realise that I am a tator.
> Kill lawyer
> Agent bundle.
> Lawyer comes in during a barfight, could pop him right now with my shotgun, fulfill my objective and say it was an accidental death.
> Don't care, too busy RP'ing.
> Atomic bombs and manhatten projects for all.
> Ligger riot outside bar, janitor watching security put them down with tasers, laugh.
> Cargo tech comes in 'your bar crate is in cargo'
> K going there now.
> Walk into cargo, all happy, sunny and ready to get some new drinks set up.
> Assistant unloads a combat shotgun magazine into my chest.
> Insta crit.
> Cargo techs/miner/fucking robo! beat me even more.
> Body stuffed in a locker and vented.
> Me like

IcePacks · Post by **IcePacks** » Wed Dec 30, 2015 3:06 am #143568

IrishWristWatch0 wrote:
IcePacks wrote:>spawn
>put my id in my pda
>get electrocuted
>jesus fucking christ what the fuck

short and sweet
We got a try hard over here

that was the least amount of effort i've ever had to put into a death

IrishWristWatch0 · Wed Dec 30, 2015 3:37 am

IcePacks wrote:
IrishWristWatch0 wrote:
IcePacks wrote: snip
snipsnip
that was the least amount of effort i've ever had to put into a death

Sounds like you just need to try harder to try less.

Not-Dorsidarf · Wed Dec 30, 2015 2:30 pm

Reece wrote:>round start.
>bartender.
>WOOT TIME TO RP!
> spend 99% of round serving drinks out to lizards, breaking up bar fights and chillin.
> Realise that I am a tator.
> Kill lawyer
> Agent bundle.
> Lawyer comes in during a barfight, could pop him right now with my shotgun, fulfill my objective and say it was an accidental death.
> Don't care, too busy RP'ing.
> Atomic bombs and manhatten projects for all.
> Ligger riot outside bar, janitor watching security put them down with tasers, laugh.
> Cargo tech comes in 'your bar crate is in cargo'
> K going there now.
> Walk into cargo, all happy, sunny and ready to get some new drinks set up.
> Assistant unloads a combat shotgun magazine into my chest.
> Insta crit.
> Cargo techs/miner/fucking robo! beat me even more.
> Body stuffed in a locker and vented.
> Me like

what. Why.

Reece · Post by **Reece** » Wed Dec 30, 2015 2:47 pm #143631

Not-Dorsidarf wrote:
Reece wrote:>round start.
>bartender.
>WOOT TIME TO RP!
> spend 99% of round serving drinks out to lizards, breaking up bar fights and chillin.
> Realise that I am a tator.
> Kill lawyer
> Agent bundle.
> Lawyer comes in during a barfight, could pop him right now with my shotgun, fulfill my objective and say it was an accidental death.
> Don't care, too busy RP'ing.
> Atomic bombs and manhatten projects for all.
> Ligger riot outside bar, janitor watching security put them down with tasers, laugh.
> Cargo tech comes in 'your bar crate is in cargo'
> K going there now.
> Walk into cargo, all happy, sunny and ready to get some new drinks set up.
> Assistant unloads a combat shotgun magazine into my chest.
> Insta crit.
> Cargo techs/miner/fucking robo! beat me even more.
> Body stuffed in a locker and vented.
> Me like
what. Why.

No reason given, just randomly murderstomped in cargo, they did it to about five other people.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed Dec 30, 2015 3:37 pm #143638

They were traitors, right?

If yes: this is why you buy a syndiekey.

Reece · Post by **Reece** » Wed Dec 30, 2015 4:11 pm #143648

DemonFiren wrote:They were traitors, right?

If yes: this is why you buy a syndiekey.

I have no idea. I think they must have been, is it usual to have seven traitors in one round?
To clarify, I did Ahelp, the response was that it was valid and that traitors can do pretty much as they please. So I assume that CJ (the guy who did it) was a triator, but what I was confused about was why the robotocists, cargo tech and station engineer were also all doing it along with two other assistants.

TheNightingale · Wed Dec 30, 2015 5:24 pm

He probably framed you for something. "Hey, this guy ate Ian, help me kill him!".

Reece · Post by **Reece** » Wed Dec 30, 2015 5:58 pm #143664

Makes sense.

TrustyGun · Post by **TrustyGun** » Wed Dec 30, 2015 9:08 pm #143690

>be clown
>boring round
>so boring everyone shows up to a court case to be simply satiated
>we don't notice the doors bolt
>tox. warning shows up on the screen
>plasma floods the courtroom
>manage to make it out alive by breaking the windows
>go to the bar
>bar is flooded as well
>jump into disposals and end up in maintenance
>no maintenance access
>no one cares about me yelling to get me out of there in comms
>ghost

confused rock · Fri Jan 01, 2016 6:10 pm

>first round as roboticist
>so excited I dont realise its also my first round as blob

confused rock · Fri Jan 01, 2016 9:05 pm

>round where movement is bugged
>arrange game in library
>finally get a story somewhat going
>nuke goes off

Reece · Post by **Reece** » Fri Jan 01, 2016 9:27 pm #144119

The unloved rock wrote:>round where movement is bugged
>arrange game in library
>finally get a story somewhat going
>nuke goes off

On this for the same round./
> Get ten beakers of acid as robo.
>yes.
>R&D high enough for all exo boards.
>Yes
Warden coming down with a crate of weapons to get combat research.
> YES!
> Miners kill each other.
>waht
>one miner left, says he almost coming back.
> yes!!
> Boards all printed.
>Durand + gygax ready to be made.
> Just need materials.
> warden almost here.
>Nuke goes off.

>FFFUUUUUU-

confused rock · Fri Jan 01, 2016 10:39 pm

Reece wrote:
The unloved rock wrote:>round where movement is bugged
>arrange game in library
>finally get a story somewhat going
>nuke goes off
On this for the same round./
> Get ten beakers of acid as robo.
>yes.
>R&D high enough for all exo boards.
>Yes
Warden coming down with a crate of weapons to get combat research.
> YES!
> Miners kill each other.
>waht
>one miner left, says he almost coming back.
> yes!!
> Boards all printed.
>Durand + gygax ready to be made.
> Just need materials.
> warden almost here.
>Nuke goes off.

>FFFUUUUUU-

>next round
>gonna try to get a game going in the library again
>cultist

Reece · Post by **Reece** » Fri Jan 01, 2016 11:44 pm #144154

>Be robo.
>R&D being done yay
> No chemist.
>rage
>break into chemistry like a howler monkey flinging shit
>Steal all the beakers and take all the sulphuric acid.
>Now all we need is glass.
>Used making borgs.
>Cargo empty.
>Order glass.
>leave
>come back, denied.
>rage.
>round goes on, no mech parts in sight because there is no glass, miners get everything but glass.
>RD mugs me for all the minerals I have from the ore redemption.
>Says he gave me half. I had fifty of everything, each stack has 1 in it.
>RD building autism fort in R&D, starts making his own mech, has glass for boards.
>RAGERAGERAGESOMUCHFUCKINGRAGE.
>Round is rev btw.
> I'm implanted, my rage cannot be contained, decide to murder the RD, go kill crazy. try and break in, RD rebuilds wall faster than I can take it apart.
> rage
>Go and get a plasma/oxy mix from toxins, RD is wearing internals but they don't do shit for burning to death.
>Set it up to make big deadly flood pyre for hated RD.
> Go out to get lighter, slip over.
>Daisy holmes drags me away, cable ties me.
>Mindnumbing rage, revenge is so close, can almost taste the orgasm I would get from watching RD die in fire for literally neotaring my mech away from me.
>'implanted, kill them clone'
>SURGERY MOTHERFUCKER HAVE YOU HEARD OF IT!.
>'cloning is quicker.'
>go crazy. Calmly explain to Daisy that this is very inconvenient for me and can I please be let go.
> Cruely laughs at the RD building mechs as she drags me past to botany.
>I go insane, start ranting again.
>Tell her about my set up to kill RD, she's a rev, she can use it.
> round end.
>MINDNUMBINGRAGE.

My rage is too great, I need to snuff some hookers tonight to work it off.

cancer_engine · Sat Jan 02, 2016 3:06 am

>be awaiting getting unbanned eagerly for weeks
>look forward to RPing with Farley's IC friends, many of whom happen to be lizards
>huge burst of lizard drama happens the same instance I make my appeal
>now having IC friends is an iffy situation and lizards are being removed
fuck my life

MahoganyWoods · Sat Jan 02, 2016 9:09 am

>Be assistant on Box.
>A TATOR IS YOU.
>Steal Ablative Armor, Nuke core, Escape alive.
>Easy Peasy.
>Captain is Donald Trump. Going on about making the station great again.
>whatever.gif
>get gloves from Cargo, break into engineering steal radiation suit.
>Hack into the vault for the nuke core. 3 people walk by stop to look and keep walking.
>O-okay...
>Get in, steal core, and hide it in arrivals maint. Dont wanna be dunked stealing the armory and have tator shit on me.
>By this time the whole crew is onboard with "Maek staton grate!" Persecuting lizards and being collective shits.
>Decide the best way to steal a vest is to blow a hole in the Armory from space. Dont want to spend TC on space suit.
> Hack into EVA, take suit, go to leave.
>THE DOOR BOLTS HAVE FALLEN!
>Play games with the ai pulsing wires until i manage to get the door back open. Detective right there when i step out.
YOU HAVE COMMITTED CRIMES AGAINST SKYRIM AND HER PEOPLE.
>Tased immediately, cuffed and drug to brig.
>Three lizards getting gulaged on my way in.
>"Broke into eva and stole a suit and mag boots. What do you think you're doing?"
>Put on my cool face.
>"Im trying to make America Great Again."
>Detective says "ahhhhh! Yeah! You get it!" Lets me go Scot free with all the gear I filched. Walk out past three lizards that probably did nothing wrong.
>Buy mini bomb and blow hole in armory. Fucking place is empty aside from the vest.
>Whole station is so busy persecuting Lizards that no one notices the armory was broken into.
>Grab the vest, grab my plutonium and ditch the eva suit.
>Leave and get on pod with a mime.
>Mime says hes gives up being mime. The evils and persecution of the station broke his spirit.
>Sorry bro. Bond with mime.
>IN WALKS FUCKING TRUMP.
>"make room guys. "
>We dont move.
>"Cmon! I'm nice now. I dont hate Liggers anymore"
>My uplink is still open. Buy E Sword.
>Murder the fuck out of the captian.
>Dat murderbone tho.
>Admit to mime bro im a tator. Tell him my objectives after he asks.
>Seems cool.
>Mime pulls out C20 and ices me with 1 minute before departure.
>RAGEOFATHOUSANDSUNSMUHGREENTEXT!
Cant even be mad though. Had a fun ass round regardless.

confused rock · Sat Jan 02, 2016 7:45 pm

>captain on meta
>only other head is cmo
>turns out its gang
>make warden acting hos
>implant people like the cmo
>shitters hacked into my office
>neither of them were even gang
>implant one of them
>guy with ioned defib downs 2 officers
>implant him
>warden throws him out for no reason
>I scold him
>the shitter from my office I implanted is BREAKING INTO BRIG
>warden throws robust guy out again
>i scold him and punch him
>WARDEN THROWS HIM OUT 5 MORE TIMES
>I threaten to fire him
>WARDEN TELLS ME TO GO FUCK MYSELF
>I try to fire him, ce objects
>eventually get his ass, this time on the execution bed
>WARDEN AHELPS THE EXECUTION
>escape from overrun brig
>explain to admins
>they understand and say they will talk to him
>escape to shuttle, with nothing but my jetpack, hardsuit, telebaton, disk, and 2 eguns
>in command pod with 2 other guys, ce and someone in syndie armor
>diablo gang doms in armory
>get a plan to break in from space
>meet up there
>start welding in
>get fucking wrecked by hulk+cold res spear wielding psychos, with backup guys with eguns and switchblades
>in deadchat
>warden wasnt banned
>insults me and has no idea what he did wrong

MahoganyWoods · Sat Jan 02, 2016 8:46 pm

[quote="MahoganyWoods"]> Hack into EVA, take suit, go to leave.
>THE DOOR BOLTS HAVE FALLEN!
>Play games with the ai pulsing wires until i manage to get the door back open. Detective right there when i step out.
YOU HAVE COMMITTED CRIMES AGAINST SKYRIM AND HER PEOPLE.
>Tased immediately, cuffed and drug to brig.
>Three lizards getting gulaged on my way in.
>"Broke into eva and stole a suit and mag boots. What do you think you're doing?"
>Put on my cool face.
>"Im trying to make America Great Again."
>Detective says "ahhhhh! Yeah! You get it!" Lets me go Scot free with all the gear I filched. Walk out past three lizards that probably did nothing wrong.
>Buy mini bomb and blow hole in armory. Fucking place is empty aside from the vest.
>Whole station is so busy persecuting Lizards that no one notices the armory was broken into.[/
This whole section of the round in a nutshell.