Tater story from Basil.
Metastation ~10 people
>Ling RD
>Extract X Genomes, Steal HoS Tasergun, Kill Ben, Impersonate Caleb and have his ID
>Really trying hard to avoid murder to accomplish objective
>Don RD Armor, grab spray bottle, invest in mute stinger
>Go to HoS quarters after all access, cause no security round like every basil round
>Gotten Taser and Security HuD and termals augs for stalking later...
>Do a little bit of RnD then I skirt off to the bar to make neurotoxins and hug people
>Got the spray, find my victim Ben, all alone growing space weed with one tray in medical wing
>Mute sting, then spray him three four times about twenty seconds of KO
>cuff and drag him to genetics, strip his radio, pda, lock scanner door
>grab monkey, throw in other genetics console, make human, export to floppy
>plug floppy into Genetic console with Ben in it, now he's screaming
>"Please I have a family and four kids"
>I tell him I have to kill him otherwise, bad people sent me to kill you benny, this is a better solution (maybe).
>He pleads his family won't know him after he returns to centcom
>Doesn't matter, better than him dead
>Inject Occupant with new UI, UE, SE, He's now a random chick with a beard
>takes PDA, go to HoP
>Modify all information of his ID, medical, security to new name
>Uncuffs him
>Warns him "I'll kill you if you tells anyone."
>Check handheld crew scanner, Caleb's at the bar
>Open door, cat girl and caleb, classic "MAI WAIFU" scene
>Caleb about to go back to his dorm with her
>Tell him I need to show you something I found, cat girl needs to leave room
>Cat Girl leaves concerned, I mute sting, spray, then cuff him to the bartender's back room
>Strip radio, PDA
>Don't know why I decided to paper wrap him in the locker, it was there
>"Don't call for help, I keel you"
>He's screaming in slurred speech cause alcoholic neurotoxin's collateral damage
>Something about don't take my cat girl, she's mine, etc.,
>At ID console, I counterfeit his entire shit, PDA and ID, printed PDA colors, and everything.
>Store his original PDA in my bag
>Hand back his PDA/iD
>Free Caleb
>Resume RnD, possible greentext secured
>Wanted status pop up above my head
>O I C
>Goes to bridge, login of Benny; Immediately clear and delete my records off of security
>Inspected a person's PDA and found Benny's been snitching!
>Announce in com console as captain "Snitches Get Stiches".
>Goes to armory, find Benny there too
>Tries to spray him, Ben-E-gun shoots laser
>Get hit, RD Armor spaces me.
>Die hearing the victory cries of Benny over intercom as my last dying thought was... fuck.
>Then I remembered I was ling
>Got patched up, ugly as sin but Engineering is right there, and I have Caleb's ID
>Check Caleb's PDA to update it, incase he didn't
>tfw his Ikea catalogue's not locked :^)
>about >10 TC left iirc
>So That's why he needs his cat girl, i'm sorry Caleb.
>hardsuit helmet engaged
>checks med wing
>Benny paranoid as fuck, tee hee
>Modifies a monkey human, swaps and goes to HoP and the Clown's costume vendor to dress a bit better
>I'm now Jayce something, short hair chick, white/grey, Assistant
>Walk up to Ben at the Science autolathee, sprays him
>He doesn't fall, wtf?
>We bang out
>Lasers and ballistics flying everywhere
>Random Lizard (betrays) walks up disarm me once
>I fall.
>Being on the ground saved me from those bullets ironically.
>He's out of ammo, I'm low on mine, I run off as bystanders gather
>Another disguise foiled
>I return to my engineering suit's Caleb disguise
>Shuttle is called for some reason, vines I think
>Recharge Gun, check scanners
>Ben's just out of the transit tube to minsat.
>Go through vines in hallway to open clear room, Ben's unload shells
>5-6 shells on the ground
>I taze him in the chest, red beam him until *click*
>Toss HoS taser gun somewhere cause out of ammo
>strip & space Benny
>vines over ran everything in the room
>Realize I need that taser for objective
>Shuttle ETA 5 minutes, clearing vines now
>accidentally weld fuel tank
>blow up in my face, regenerate and ETA is now 1 minute 30 seconds
>Realize I don't have Caleb's DNA and threw out the objective taser gun cause it felt cool
>Sit at pod contemplating pacifist ling life
That's the closest I've gotten to a non-violent tater ling.
I think to enforce no snitching, I probably should have installed cavity bombs as backup.
