The best person for the job!

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Sat Jun 07, 2014 7:03 pm #12119

Woah kiddos we haven't had this thread in a while am I right?

Who, through fact and statistics, in your opinion is the best man for the job?
Alright I'll start I personally really like Luck in Security because he's a funny guy eyetech ur a cool dude.
Holden as HoP/Captain because he's also a cool dude (pls come back ;_;)
Autumn Sinnow as anything due to the fact I can call her a lesbian and she'll wholeheartedly agree and even provide evidence, thanks!
Jane West as assistant because uh I don't think i've seen danno play her anywhere else but I can bully her.

And some others I'll add when I think of them.

Miauw · Post by **Miauw** » Sat Jun 07, 2014 7:05 pm #12122

i think mark barnes is the best ce ever totally

danno · Post by **danno** » Sat Jun 07, 2014 7:11 pm #12125

i used to p-play cmo ; - ;

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Sat Jun 07, 2014 7:15 pm #12128

>used

no longer

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Sat Jun 07, 2014 8:40 pm #12144

Reed Glover has signed up as Chemist.

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Sat Jun 07, 2014 9:37 pm #12154

bandit wrote:Reed Glover has signed up as Chemist.

Truly he is the chemist the station doesn't deserve.

Cipher3 · Post by **Cipher3** » Sat Jun 07, 2014 10:29 pm #12160

Acheron as borg,
Hades-E as AI,
Johnathan Rigel as Research Director
Kenzie Smith as Roboticist

Post by **Vekter** » Sat Jun 07, 2014 10:42 pm #12161

Solar is best borg.

Braindude · Post by **Braindude** » Sun Jun 08, 2014 12:52 am #12192

Me for everyjob because I am the best at this game and I have 100% robust knowledge of every mechanic and every job

paprika · Post by **paprika** » Sun Jun 08, 2014 12:59 am #12193

Cipher3 wrote:Kenzie Smith as Roboticist

>doesn't make medibots at roundstart

Cipher3 wrote:Hades-E as AI

>implying there are stronger AIs than magni

Saiga best janimaid.

Slab best miner (rip).

Reisyn best Robo.

Nobody else holds a candle to these people except maybe some of the lizard janitors because being a lizard janitor makes you best by default.

imblyings · Post by **imblyings** » Sun Jun 08, 2014 3:53 am #12213

Solar really does take being a borg to a new level.

As a subverted AI, another fairly competent traitor gets past my defences and has just planted a bomb south of my core. I can hear the bomb ticking down and the beeping has gotten all high-pitched and shit. I know I'm about to die.

Solar comes in with the beepsky that the traitor had taken out to space, it's set to arrest unknowns, beepsky stuns him and Solar gets the guy lasered. And with just seconds remaining, Solar rushes into my core and drags me out literally a second before the bomb explodes. I will never forget that last moment rescue.

IcePacks · Post by **IcePacks** » Sun Jun 08, 2014 4:58 am #12220

Cipher3 wrote:Acheron as borg,
Hades-E as AI,
Johnathan Rigel as Research Director
Kenzie Smith as Roboticist

"best person for the job"

not

"a few random picks out of a handful of people who play the job"

alfred keplin is a relatively unobstructive, helpful, and fair officer without being a circlejerking pushover

Lovecraft · Post by **Lovecraft** » Sun Jun 08, 2014 5:47 am #12229

Cipher3 wrote:Acheron as borg,
Hades-E as AI,
Johnathan Rigel as Research Director
Kenzie Smith as Roboticist

Add Alfred for Security, Saiga for Medical Bay, and put someone who knows what they're doing in Engineering, and this is all I even need on a space station.
Though we all know Pax is the greatest Captain.

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Sun Jun 08, 2014 7:42 am #12237

Heh... Chrys should never be selected for anything. Competent sure, but a complete fucking coward who will run from a fight at the first opportunity.

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Sun Jun 08, 2014 8:00 am #12245

that dora girl sure is pretty good at uh
miming
eh

WeeYakk · Post by **WeeYakk** » Sun Jun 08, 2014 8:03 am #12246

Pluto Nash as captain
James Kudzu and Alfred Keplin as security officers
Anderson Conagher as detective
Nill as CMO
Rocky McDoughboy as bartender
Shoe Snatchin' Willy as clown
Smity Werblemanjenkins as QM
Magni Bronzebeard as virologist
Cale Nassau as roboticist
Ryan Ellis as RD
Sega Pushpop as janitor/meido
Gunjar of Riverwood as librarian
Ty Andrews as atmos tech
Jim Otis as geneticist
Ridley Oppenheimer as miner

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Sun Jun 08, 2014 8:05 am #12247

i think rocky is too gimmicky, i dont like his strip club/fancy bar spiel
that sort of stuff is supposed to be an interesting point of a round, not something that happens all the time

Apsis · Post by **Apsis** » Sun Jun 08, 2014 8:39 am #12258

Saiga as a medical doctor saved my life once and let me leave no strings attached. (I was cuffed and in crit inside maint after I evaded arrest somehow)

Finster honors a good under the table deal when he's Captain.

uhh

Autumn is a pretty good HoS.

Ty fixed a huge hole when he was atmos once.

Alfred as sec officer.

Reed is the best chemist.

zionn · Post by **zionn** » Sun Jun 08, 2014 9:35 am #12262

Reed Glover will forever be the best chemist.

WeeYakk · Post by **WeeYakk** » Sun Jun 08, 2014 10:04 am #12268

>All these people saying Saiga for MD

Saiga must hate me because she never wears her med huds, I have to ask her to get out from behind the desk to heal me, she's walked past my dead/dying/crit/falling into space while she is in a nice safe space suit body several times and just ignored me. That or all you expect out of your doctors is to be cute.

Stickymayhem · Wed Oct 13, 2021 6:17 pm

WeeYakk wrote:all you expect out of your doctors is to be cute.

Until baymed gets rammed dick first into tgstation that's all a doctor ever needs to be.

Kavaloosh · Post by **Kavaloosh** » Sun Jun 08, 2014 11:46 am #12286

>playing ss13

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Sun Jun 08, 2014 12:04 pm #12290

shh Kavaloosh.

Danny Schmidt is the best Mexican a station could ever ask for. Now please stop stealing my chemistry job and then splashing yourself with Unstable Mutagen, that shit ain't mountain dew.

Neerti · Post by **Neerti** » Sun Jun 08, 2014 3:28 pm #12327

ITT oldfags mentioning their friends.

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Sun Jun 08, 2014 3:32 pm #12328

Nah not even true.
There's been like 1/2 old fags posted in this thread. It's more like post #2 characters to be fully honest, as was the thread in TLE's forum.

Mengde · Post by **Mengde** » Sun Jun 08, 2014 4:11 pm #12332

Captain - Melvin Ishtar
HoP - Melvin Ishtar
HoS - Melvin Ishtar
CE - Melvin Ishtar
CMO - Melvin Ishtar
RD - Melvin Ishtar
Warden - Melvin Ishtar
Sec Officer - Melvin Ishtar
Detective - Johann Schmidt
Engineer - Melvin Ishtar
Atmospheric Technician - Melvin Ishtar
Scientist - Melvin Ishtar
Roboticist - Melvin Ishtar
Doctor - Melvin Ishtar
Chemist - Melvin Ishtar
Geneticist - Melvin Ishtar
Virologist - Melvin Ishtar
Quartermustard - Melvin Ishtar
Cargo Tech - Melvin Ishtar
Janitor - Melvin Ishtar
Lawyer - Melvin Ishtar
Botanist - Melvin Ishtar
Bartender - Melvin Ishtar
Chef - Melvin Ishtar
Clown - Honkvin
Mime - Mimevin Ishtar
Chaplain - Melvin Ishtar
Librarian - Melvin Ishtar
AI - I.S.H.T.A.R.
Borg - Penis-Shitter 5000

But seriously Saiga as doctor, Reed as chemist and Luck as sec are the only reasonable suggestions in this thread.

Alzam · Post by **Alzam** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 12:57 am #12419

My answer depends on who I'd get the most brownie points from.

ThoughtSynapsis · Mon Jun 09, 2014 3:02 pm

WeeYakk wrote: Gunjar of Riverwood as librarian

I call shenanigans, You only put him there because he always read WgW and gave you free valids.

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 3:32 pm #12499

ai i've stubbed my toe call the shuttle!!!

Bluespace · Post by **Bluespace** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 3:47 pm #12501

The best person for the job! - Artyom edition.

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 3:50 pm #12502

ColonicAcid wrote:Nah not even true.
There's been like 1/2 old fags posted in this thread. It's more like post #2 characters to be fully honest, as was the thread in TLE's forum.

I've already mentioned that.
This happened the last time as well. The sad truth is that the memorable characters are from #2.

Kavaloosh · Post by **Kavaloosh** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 3:51 pm #12503

Bluespace wrote:The best person for the job! - Artyom edition.

if only sibyl had some noteworthy people!

Steelpoint · Post by **Steelpoint** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 4:20 pm #12506

If only 95% of the forums population does not come from Artyom/Sybil!!?!?!?!

In seriousness, I just think anyone who does their job well is the best person for the job!

Kavaloosh · Post by **Kavaloosh** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 5:35 pm #12517

Steelpoint wrote:If only 95% of the forums population does not come from Artyom/Sybil!!?!?!?!

In seriousness, I just think anyone who does their job well is the best person for the job!

and the other 5% is basil huh

Steelpoint · Post by **Steelpoint** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 5:36 pm #12518

Who plays on Basil anymore?

Kavaloosh · Post by **Kavaloosh** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 5:53 pm #12521

Steelpoint wrote:Who plays on Basil anymore?

read your post again, my friend

Steelpoint · Post by **Steelpoint** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 5:57 pm #12523

Ah I mistyped, it was meant to be Artyom/Basil.

That's what I get for typing out staff late at night.

Mandurrrh · Post by **Mandurrrh** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 6:24 pm #12529

paprika wrote:
Cipher3 wrote:Kenzie Smith as Roboticist
>doesn't make medibots at roundstart

Thats because I do research first and upgrade medbay in the first ten minutes. Don't need medibots with upgraded medbay. Although I always make the three in robo first if someone else is doing research because I don't like wasting materials waiting for a sync up. So I do medibots and a cleaning bot then get my machine frames set up.

Cipher3 wrote:Acheron as borg,
Hades-E as AI,
Johnathan Rigel as Research Director
Kenzie Smith as Roboticist

Dream team for science but missing Ridley mining or research and Alex in bombs.

Also Miku for best bartender because shes the bartender that will throw you out on your ass.
Ty Andrews for best atmos.
Holden for engineer.
Security Autumn because despite her yelling she doesn't valid kill. Also Alfred always.
Pax, Danny, and Luck for best greytiders.
Trevor for best drunk.
Amari Zeal for best mime ever.
Gramps for best clown.
Nathanel or Ward for best cap/hop. Also if Finster is on because Finster roleplays the character very well and is pretty fair as long as you appeal to their greed and success of your department.
Janet Williams best cargo.
Saiga best anything in medbay.
Magni for best genetics or AI. Although I love Hades cuz he does the super creepy fun traitor AI but Magni has the good comms codes and is excellent.
Skorvold for Janitor.
And Reed Glover for chemist like everyone else because who doesn't love that guy.

Braindude · Post by **Braindude** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 6:25 pm #12530

Mandurrrh wrote:
paprika wrote:
Cipher3 wrote:Kenzie Smith as Roboticist
>doesn't make medibots at roundstart
Thats because I do research first and upgrade medbay in the first ten minutes. Don't need medibots with upgraded medbay. Although I always make the three in robo first if someone else is doing research because I don't like wasting materials waiting for a sync up. So I do medibots and a cleaning bot then get my machine frames set up.

Cipher3 wrote:Acheron as borg,
Hades-E as AI,
Johnathan Rigel as Research Director
Kenzie Smith as Roboticist
Dream team for science but missing Ridley mining or research and Alex in bombs.

Also Miku for best bartender because shes the bartender that will throw you out on your ass.
Ty Andrews for best atmos.
Holden for engineer.
Security Autumn because despite her yelling she doesn't valid kill. Also Alfred always.
Pax, Danny, and Luck for best greytiders.
Trevor for best drunk.
Amari Zeal for best mime ever.
Gramps for best clown.
Nathanel or Ward for best cap/hop.
Janet Williams best cargo.
Saiga best anything in medbay.
Magni for best genetics or AI. Although I love Hades cuz he does the super creepy fun traitor AI but Magni has the good comms codes and is excellent.
Skorvold for Janitor.
And Reed Glover for chemist like everyone else because who doesn't love that guy.

where amI

I should be best everything

WeeYakk · Post by **WeeYakk** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 7:47 pm #12545

ThoughtSynapsis wrote:
WeeYakk wrote: Gunjar of Riverwood as librarian
I call shenanigans, You only put him there because he always read WgW and gave you free valids.

He ran some good spess PnP sessions too.

paprika · Post by **paprika** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 7:54 pm #12546

I simply can't pretend Ty Andrews isn't one of the best atmos techs out there, in terms of competency and roleplay. There was a Ty-sized hole in my life when he took a break and didn't join artyom for a while, and seeing him in a hallway is always fun because I know he's usually up to something, at least when he's not an assistant. He's also one of the only lawyer roleplayers we have left that isn't shit.

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 8:00 pm #12551

WeeYakk wrote:
ThoughtSynapsis wrote:
WeeYakk wrote: Gunjar of Riverwood as librarian
I call shenanigans, You only put him there because he always read WgW and gave you free valids.
He ran some good spess PnP sessions too.

ruptup runs some pretty damn good tg games tbh.
Both IC and OOC.

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 4:01 am #12615

i would say saiga was a good doctor IF SHE WORE HER DAMN MEDHUD
it is so infuriating to see a doctor without a medhud
it's literally your job to heal people and yet you're sacrificing the one item in the game that makes you able to see who is wounded and who is not at a glance? for what purpose?

paprika · Post by **paprika** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 5:20 am #12627

It makes her eyes hurt

TheTerbs · Post by **TheTerbs** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 3:43 pm #12677

I am the best atmos tech

Shoe snatchin willy best clown

Post by **Ivan Issaccs** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 4:53 pm #12686

Mandurrrh wrote: Trevor for best drunken bomber.

Typing on a tablet is hard.

Hornygranny · Post by **Hornygranny** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 5:05 pm #12689

Toxins: Max Yield

420goslingboy69 · Tue Jun 10, 2014 6:30 pm

Shoutout to my boy Alfred Keplin for being the best sec officer. He will always go along with my stupid antics until I go to far and then he'll take me down as he should. 10/10 2much respect
LuckxAlfred 2014 the marriage
Pax for assistant
Rigel for my rival and he's got decent 1 liners
Luck, Saiga, Ty, and Heather/Cara for going along with my stupid shit
Reese for my self-destruction buddy/completely insane buddy
a bunch of people i cant name because their are too many ilu
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EDIT: I forgot Magni as virologist and/or RD (Rigel doesn't count as my RD as he is my rival) Magni also doubles as a really good pAI so Magni + E.L.O.N.A. even if it's a subpar roguelike

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:27 pm #12721

Clown: Scaramouche
Mime: Lola Cobblestone
Engineer: Katie Moon
AI: VPR-6

paprika · Post by **paprika** » Wed Jun 11, 2014 7:07 am #12801

I miss chang ling so much, he was a god tier med doc