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if there is a crafting menu, i combine 3 of the scrap metals into reclaimed metal

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i spam petting the cat until i'm ridiculously overleveled

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just go into maint and find HP+ gum, it has the happiness chem in it (just be sure to not eat too many)
also if you're on meta theres a guaranteed mood stabilizer pill bottle in the cafe near cargo

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froggers wrote: ↑Thu May 12, 2022 4:54 pm the cargo shuttle has arrived
-200 cats-

i flood medbay with the cats and challenge the cmo to find runtime

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i proceed to break into cargo and buy 200 cats to see if the "no two cats are alike" theory is true

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i pull out my makarov and shoot the cat for my sweet 121 reputation and 1tc

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*fart

goon *fart has actual effects with atmos. If you close yourself in a 1x1 tile, you can pressurize it and die from lack of oxygen from *farting too much.

Truly, it is a beautiful thing.

dont forget the fact that you can power the hellburn using farts if you get enough people doing it ...

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you have to consider the circumstances
are you a spaceman or a human?
what is your position on the station?
are you able to choose where you're stationed?
what's the current threat?

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Jonathan Gupta wrote: ↑Tue Apr 19, 2022 9:11 pm we are getting new ones just wait patiently.

but muh wizard books and xray...

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Jonathan Gupta wrote: ↑Tue Apr 19, 2022 5:40 pm
InfiniteGalaxies wrote: ↑Tue Apr 19, 2022 1:45 pm
Shadowflame909 wrote: ↑Mon Apr 18, 2022 12:29 pm i miss the gateway
gateway still exists, you just need a drone scanner array to use anymore
not even you just need bagil

yeah but most of the fun gateways got axed

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the only good reasons for calling the shuttle are if theres a threat command doesnt think the station can take (in which case green alert it unless you're 100% sure the threat is going to annihlate everyone with no chances of survival) or if the station is broken beyond repair (most of the crew is ...

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like silvernuke said, i think this'll only be a good antag if it's separate from regular wiz, would also give the psychologist a use other than being a source of roundstart drugs

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If you want to get around it, just get R&D to make Welding Gas Masks.

You can breathe through them, eat while breathing through them, hide your identity, and flip the visor to weld, all with no visual restrictions.

R&D strong.

or just break into mining and get the closest thing to old gasmask ...

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the only way we can settle this is if we do a live action toolbox tourney

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intendo

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what martial arts are you guys trained in? i've been into kickboxing for 7 years, been thinking about trying out new martial arts

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i absolutely abhor people who loot AFK and lagging people, absolute scum of the fucking earth

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some shitter tried stealing my stuff while i was lagging one time so i shot him into crit with a 357, took him to medbay afterwards

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funny beard man runs a gulag where he forces elves to make gifts to give to the rich
also i dont celebrate it so I dont really have a say in this

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i am so depressed about this information

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well if you're gonna play the games you should brace yourself, about 50% of the sounds are loud

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i hate people who are so dense that they dont pay attention at all to anything that anyone says
like one round i screamed out both the name and location of a tot that was murdering me on a shift with 3 seccies, a det, a warden and a HoS, literally no one noticed and they all said "wheres cap?" then ...

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most of this thread is full of wrong answers and items that just need to be tweaked slightly to be viable.
anyway my answer is syndicate playing cards.

syndie cards are good if you use them properly, same damage as floortiles when thrown so you have 52 pocket floortiles to throw at nerds ...

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i mean it's not really that scary if you arent scared of loud noises and jumpscares, just some chuck e cheese animatronics wanting to stuff you into some shitty death suit (i somehow know all the lore without trying help me)

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Jonathan Gupta wrote: ↑Thu Dec 16, 2021 7:33 pm
Notgonnabreaktherule wrote: ↑Thu Dec 16, 2021 7:30 pm is it bad that i learned this fully without trying to
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is it bad that i learned this fully without trying to

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NecromancerAnne wrote: ↑Wed Dec 15, 2021 2:43 pm It's also gone now, so medical can unlock their own nodes again.

Just find a dead monkey somewhere. (Or kill a lizard.)

correction: go to the bar roundstart and beat punpun to death then use him for dissection

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creampie the seccie while he has his baton out then beat him to death with it

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Scan fauna | starter | low TC | low progression | miner exclusive
The Syndicate believes that it's possible to weaponize (regular lavaland/icemoon mob) against Nanotrasen. Scan a dead one and send us the results in a pod.
(there could also be a final objective to teleport megafauna like arden ...

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my funny 2 month old kitten (apologies for bad image quality)

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i mean i only played wiz once and then immediately died so i guess that's the antag type that i got the most L's on?
also if you die to a humanized monkey in any situation where you're both evenly matched or you have the advantage on the monkey you should train a bit more on your fighting

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i roll for loneop and grab 5 paperbins to throw at the rock

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nonhumans have no rights

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i remember a round where i got turned into an amongus spaceman with hands and license to kill, i managed to get my hands on a wand of morphing and trolled a few people

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meeting fellow tots, hiding bodies, getting cloths for shivs for funny tick blades

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dukenukemsucks wrote: ↑Mon Dec 06, 2021 7:44 am
Notgonnabreaktherule wrote: ↑Tue Sep 21, 2021 1:46 pm i examine the rock in an effort to determine whether it's A rock or THE rock
unfortunately for you it was indeed THE ROCK and the next thing he is cooking IS YOU!!
YOU DIED

I ahelp the rock for murderboning as a nonantag

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kindly ask that you draw security spacing the clown for existing

Once upon a space shift dreary, while I pondered, red and angry,
Over many a report and curious volume of assistant complaints—
While I wandered, out of position, suddenly there came a honking,
As of some one gently griefing ...

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considering there is no admin mob i'll just assume this is irl so im gonna have to go with nothing because i dont need it since i am trained in kickboxing and have a robust body B)

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cacogen wrote: ↑Thu Dec 02, 2021 12:34 pm Have you tried playing on Terry?

man terry's just a cult, just existing there gives you brain damage

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had a dream once that i was hanging out in a pool, then all of a sudden some armored grandma comes up to me and aims it at me, absolutely no one pays attention to this, i disarm her then she pulls out a knife so i shoot her in self defense then all of a sudden everyone screams at me and starts ...

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ignoring the fact that the hypospray doesnt spawn with the CMO, what'll you even put into it? with the starting chems in medbay you're only getting one extra second of life from all of those skulls

also it'll mostly depend on the area and what you're equipped with at the moment
lavaland? you'll ...

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i have a giant phobia of anything that isnt LRP but from what i've seen and heard of manuel it looks like the moment you piss off a staticname you basically get RE4'd

also why is this in roleplaying

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murderboning is based when done right

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macho men

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Itseasytosee2me is a person, i think

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kindly ask that you draw security spacing the clown for existing

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i heard about this cool game called doom 2 coming out soon

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detomatix PDA cartridge inserted, time to *Send Virus*

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