/tg/Station 13

Add in pirates that steal the cargo shuttle, add pods to go get that cargo shuttle; create a new role where you're just deep space security that have to go and steal back the cargo.

They will never have the FUN and DYNAMIC challenge of fighting a security cyborg with just a crowbar.

SaveVatznick wrote:Kill Wumpus while he's typing.

The amount of times I've walked up to my target and asked them for directions and then just revolvered them in the head makes me sad.

As the only faggot who plays Devil on Bagel I will never ever, ever, ever try and kill you unless you attack me first, I will always answer dance off challenges, music challenges or cooking competitions and I'll try my best to get you extra shit you ask for rather than the standard devil deals.

Emaging medibots should make them steal your organs via surgery.

Better idea, you should have to dip gauze in healing chems otherwise they fester and get infected. You can only stop the bleeding safely by combining gauze and a bruise pack, otherwise your patient gets gangrene and the arm drops off or he dies of sepsis.

confused rock wrote:wow ispiria, that sounds like a great reason to remove the rod from mining, considering it's so powerful it effectively nullifies an entire department because one miner knew how to click on a tendril until it died

Mining on Lavaland is shit, it's way too loot and content heavy.

Yes, but give officers e guns, and make lasers blow off limbs fallout style. I want to cut the legs out from crime.

Give lings a dart shooting arm that can fire out syringes full of cyanide.

No permenant mindslaves, but instead have random members of the crew start as Renfields to work with the vampire with some minor powers of their own.

When people thank me for not being a cunt as a sec officer. It warms my deep little cockles to see a little spessman happy that I didn't beat him to near death for calling me a turd. Shits good.

When other security officers don't turn into the Gestapo and cause the crew to despise me for LARP'ing as a mall cop.

Super Aggro Crag wrote:traitor

never have to buy soap at the store again

But what happens when a cop smells the fresh tator tot smell on you and valids you?

Simple title is simple, which would you choose to be in Real Life and why, I've added some conditions to make them workable in Real life and roll redundant things together.

Traitor/Nuke Ops.
You get an uplink code to your phone that lets you buy any traitor item, and you get 30TC a day to spend ...

Both servers are literally hellish, get these cunts off of them.

Because I know the mechanics well enough to function fairly okay. I opened a door on Bay and every cunt got knocked down and I started to suffocate.

Malkraz wrote:

Gigapuddi420 wrote:Nothing stopping the Captain or RD from changing back to asimov

except the AI

If AI is being played by a non turd then all the captain should do is bring another head of staff with him and the AI should let him in, or hell, any two heads of staff.

Make wizards Lichs from the start because wizards dying twenty seconds in is bullshit and crap

People that don't play along to my security meme and instead just insult me, forcing me to shrug and instead of getting them to sign a confession they get ten minutes.