/tg/Station 13

Boy that SM sure got cooled.

i can be a ragin' mage with everyone's hatred behind my eyes as i mercilessly destroy their mortal bodies but

never make direct contact with reed glover
never

>Pre-shift, plans to clown the fuck out of everyone
>GREETINGS WE ARE THE WIZARD OF THE WIZARD FEDERATION
>wewlad
>Objective is to steal handtele, boring as fuck
>Proceeds to spam summon events, all points on that so why not
>Grab handtele, chaplain has a validboner on me and incinerates me
>Well ...

>Latejoin as HoP
>Chill in my office for a while
>Have to update BYOND, can't even see tables
>Come back, rev talk in common channel
>Check cargo and see what's all the talk about
>"HEY GUYS GET READY WE ARE RAIDING BRIG"
>QM comes out with a chainsaw
>'oh holy mother of god not this shit'
>All of ...

They told me I couldn't make a 30-energy ball Tesla.

I proved them wrong.

Also dont forget the round after this he instantly Picked captain and not even 5 minutes into the round, he already lasered someone to death. The AI locked him down then and even the Admins got angry about him doing this despite the things happened the round before.
To address this:
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Hello Gannon here, during the round in question I was an officer from round start. Before laying down what happened from my point of view, and most of securities, I think a few thinks are in need of a mention. First of all, even though the Warden's job is to protect the brig, make sure everything ...

Your byond account: Darno
Your character name: Rob Ust
Their character name: Spike Christman
Their byond account(optional, but useful if you can provide it): Laimfu
Server and time: Sybil, around 8:40 +9 GMT
Logs and/or screenshots:
Description of what happened: Resuming in a few words, the epitome ...