Either way, you won't raise the RP standard if you tell our cops that they can't arrest a criminal, so HARD PASS from me!
With secure regards
-BONERMASTER
Search found 414 matches
- Fri Mar 28, 2025 12:32 pm
- Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
- Topic: A MATTER OF SECURITY
- Replies: 52
- Views: 26004
- Sat Jul 20, 2024 11:17 am
- Forum: Roleplaying
- Topic: Hey can you come here and help me with something?
- Replies: 18
- Views: 9386
Re: Hey can you come here and help me with something?
Listen, all I wanted was open up a peaceful bookshop and serve a warm cup of tea every now and then.
But if it's that important to you, I'll set this metal deathbox on fire. VIVA, brother!!!
With rebellious regards
-BONERMASTER
But if it's that important to you, I'll set this metal deathbox on fire. VIVA, brother!!!
With rebellious regards
-BONERMASTER
- Sun Jul 07, 2024 3:56 pm
- Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
- Topic: Should admins be allowed to participate in Peanut threads?
- Replies: 28
- Views: 5650
Re: Should admins be allowed to participate in Peanut threads?
Here is my answer: Freedom of speech, buddy!
With tyrant-hunting regards
-BONERMASTER
With tyrant-hunting regards
-BONERMASTER
- Sun Apr 16, 2023 11:20 pm
- Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
- Topic: NURP'D UP IDEA: Let's test a NURP server for a few months
- Replies: 38
- Views: 10019
Re: NURP'D UP IDEA: Let's test a NURP server for a few months
I like the idea in theory, stuffing all turboshitters into their own server where they can kill each other until their last remaining dopamine receptor burns out.
The issue I see here is in the practicality: The players that would benefit the most from being taught that lesson, probably won't bite ...
The issue I see here is in the practicality: The players that would benefit the most from being taught that lesson, probably won't bite ...
- Tue Feb 21, 2023 8:32 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: post a pic of your static (preferrably feminine)
- Replies: 83
- Views: 33250
Re: post a pic of your static (preferrably feminine)
Why do you all keep posting already finished drawings in the thread to draw your character? Is that not against the entire point of this thread?
With curious regards
-BONERMASTER
With curious regards
-BONERMASTER
- Thu Feb 02, 2023 11:34 pm
- Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
- Topic: Silicon and justifying denying orders within rule 1
- Replies: 59
- Views: 16016
Re: Silicon and justifying denying orders within rule 1
This debate hinges heavily on asimov being active in the first place. From what I have observed lately, they seem to run around with all sorts of laws that radically change the behavior and freedom of the AI. Oftentimes, orders like under the regular Asimov Lawset, either become non-applicable or so ...
- Tue Jan 24, 2023 2:23 pm
- Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
- Topic: Make detainees falslely accusing sec of abuse freely open to said abuse
- Replies: 62
- Views: 14237
Re: Make detainees falslely accusing sec of abuse freely open to said abuse
After I thought about this I realize harming people is superfluous when you can just throw them to the gulag for a long amount of time or permaing them for falsly claiming harm, because those bad-faith players will just ghost anyway.
This has precisely been my point the entire thread. All we ...
- Fri Aug 05, 2022 4:07 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Set Minimum Character Age to 18 (or higher)
- Replies: 16
- Views: 3005
Re: Set Minimum Character Age to 18 (or higher)
Dear Bonermaster:
Given how out of the way age information is, I don't think that on its own would make people uncomfortable.
Similarly I don't think the rp fact of "they are really 17" should change anything about punting creeps. People who argue underage are already arguing in bad faith, and I ...
- Fri Aug 05, 2022 2:30 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Set Minimum Character Age to 18 (or higher)
- Replies: 16
- Views: 3005
Re: Set Minimum Character Age to 18 (or higher)
Rich of you to yell your lungs out about "doing your job" when it's a single digit change that we are requesting, but OK, guess you just wanted to show who is wearing the codersocks here. We good now?
Anyway, yes it won't stop them from being creeps, but we're taking away a resource from our game ...
Anyway, yes it won't stop them from being creeps, but we're taking away a resource from our game ...
- Thu Aug 04, 2022 9:14 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Set Minimum Character Age to 18 (or higher)
- Replies: 16
- Views: 3005
Set Minimum Character Age to 18 (or higher)
There is no gameplay purpose to being underage. But there is purpose for rat bastards to live out their fantasy and try to engage in as much borderline ERP as possible.
With all the weirdos and freaks that have been caught doing that lately, how about we just don't give them an angle for their shit ...
With all the weirdos and freaks that have been caught doing that lately, how about we just don't give them an angle for their shit ...
- Sat Jun 18, 2022 7:03 pm
- Forum: Resolved Appeals
- Topic: [thunder12345] Celulamp - Junaiper doesn't go prisoner for one shift gets banned
- Replies: 10
- Views: 3513
Re: [thunder12345] Celulamp - Junaiper doesn't go prisoner for one shift gets banned
I'd like to point out the following rule, as is listed on https://tgstation13.org/wiki/Rules .
Quoting rule 1, precedent 6, sentence 1:
1. Don't be a dick
Precedent 6: You may defend your workplace from trespassers who damage or steal property within that space with significantly greater force ...
Quoting rule 1, precedent 6, sentence 1:
1. Don't be a dick
Precedent 6: You may defend your workplace from trespassers who damage or steal property within that space with significantly greater force ...
- Mon Jun 06, 2022 11:28 pm
- Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
- Topic: give officers maint access back
- Replies: 55
- Views: 10939
Re: give officers maint access back
Give maint access to everyone but sec.
This would just further disincentive actually playing the role and encourage people to just choose a job that gets maint access instead.
Good. The people who refuse to play sec over this aren't the people we want playing sec in the first place. Heavy is ...
- Mon May 23, 2022 7:42 pm
- Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
- Topic: give officers maint access back
- Replies: 55
- Views: 10939
Re: give officers maint access back
I disagree with this change to security officers access. This just further bogs down law enforcement in a state, where it is already extremely difficult to maintain coordination and order.
I even think it makes the officer role a joke, to be honest.
Every criminal closes the maint door on you ...
I even think it makes the officer role a joke, to be honest.
Every criminal closes the maint door on you ...
- Mon Mar 21, 2022 4:03 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: I hope russia bombs my country so I can win my political online argument
- Replies: 2
- Views: 2393
I hope russia bombs my country so I can win my political online argument
Try to troll me with your little arguments when a nuclear-tipped kinschal super sonic rocket obliterates your internet-cable and wi-fi connection. You: "OMFG, why can't I post online?? >:((" ahAHahahahaha OWNED, idiot.
With couragous regards
-An Enthusiastic Online Debater
With couragous regards
-An Enthusiastic Online Debater
- Wed Mar 09, 2022 9:22 pm
- Forum: Video Games
- Topic: bobbahbrown eve online adventure general
- Replies: 22
- Views: 9280
Re: bobbahbrown eve online adventure general
i also seemed to have scared someone in a mining ship with my boomer account even though im a small brain new player, as he ran away from me when we were in low sec together
Just to give you the headsup two years later, people can use other ships that they are in fleet with as warping points ...
- Sun Feb 27, 2022 11:30 pm
- Forum: Video Games
- Topic: Elden Ring
- Replies: 15
- Views: 6209
Re: Elden Ring
After 30 hours, I need a little bit of a break. These rotten lands have been the most agonizing experience so far, probably 10 of these hours have been sunk just fighting the dumb shit there, not to mention all the runes I lost. I loosely remember the devs saying, elden ring was supposed to be a ...
- Thu Feb 24, 2022 10:49 am
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: War in Europe! (Ukraine Edition)
- Replies: 42
- Views: 13034
Re: War in Europe! (Ukraine Edition)
Ukrainian
President blogging on Twitter while bombs dematerialize his country's infrastructure.
God bless the 21st century.
God bless the 21st century.
- Wed Feb 09, 2022 6:47 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Stations are no longer allies: Budget funded RAID parties!
- Replies: 9
- Views: 2083
Re: Stations are no longer allies: Budget funded RAID parties!
Nonono.
I ain't talking about raiding NPC stations.
I'm talking about raiding other SERVER stations.
A ghost-role invite would be sent to the target station, the people sign up to get the role, get the gear you picked for them and then rip & tear. And vice versa. That's how I got it imagined for ...
I ain't talking about raiding NPC stations.
I'm talking about raiding other SERVER stations.
A ghost-role invite would be sent to the target station, the people sign up to get the role, get the gear you picked for them and then rip & tear. And vice versa. That's how I got it imagined for ...
- Tue Feb 08, 2022 5:50 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Stations are no longer allies: Budget funded RAID parties!
- Replies: 9
- Views: 2083
Re: Stations are no longer allies: Budget funded RAID parties!
Hey, let's keep it on the ball here. I'd like to see these changes as well, and they wouldn't have to be mutually exclusive. Before we go off and create our whole alternate universe on the back of the game though, let's keep it in this scope of this thread, and see how that would work out to begin ...
- Tue Feb 08, 2022 6:32 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Security Camera: Multi-View Mode
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1916
Re: Security Camera: Multi-View Mode
I think the favorites list would be a good compromise of that idea.
Like I said though, since the coders are not interested in pursuing this idea, there is no use discussing it further, at this point at least.
Thread is closed.
Like I said though, since the coders are not interested in pursuing this idea, there is no use discussing it further, at this point at least.
Thread is closed.
- Mon Feb 07, 2022 11:09 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Stations are no longer allies: Budget funded RAID parties!
- Replies: 9
- Views: 2083
Stations are no longer allies: Budget funded RAID parties!
This is a very loose idea, and I really want to test the waters here with you guys first, before we make anything concrete out of it. If you can imagine this being a thing, and if you are against it, I want you to leave a quick reply below, so we can see if it's worth brainstorming further.
What I ...
What I ...
- Sun Feb 06, 2022 7:40 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Security Camera: Multi-View Mode
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1916
Re: Security Camera: Multi-View Mode
It's definitely a difference if you have to flick through every camera manually, particularly if you have to look for them in the list first. I disagree with it being too powerful, but it ain't a feature that I'm willing to argue about for multiple days. I'll leave the thread open until tomorrow ...
- Sat Feb 05, 2022 12:49 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Security Camera: Multi-View Mode
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1916
Security Camera: Multi-View Mode
Been wondering why we don't have this yet. It's common practice to have multiple feeds on a security camera system running at the same time on your screen, so why don't we import the same thing for space station?
With curious regards
-BONERMASTER
With curious regards
-BONERMASTER
- Mon Jan 24, 2022 5:29 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Who the fuck are the Eldar
- Replies: 12
- Views: 3890
Re: Who the fuck are the Eldar
And why does the corpse emperor hate them?
Eldar, commonly referred to as knife-ears, witches or "elf", are xeno-scum that scheme and plot against the imperium of man without pause. The emperor hates them, as he hates all xeno-races, because you must not suffer the alien to live.
With ...
- Thu Dec 30, 2021 7:13 am
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Support Ticket BM-94531: HELP!! It is SNOWING inside my computer!!!
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1920
- Mon Dec 27, 2021 9:11 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Support Ticket BM-94531: HELP!! It is SNOWING inside my computer!!!
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1920
Support Ticket BM-94531: HELP!! It is SNOWING inside my computer!!!
where is all this snow coming from??? I can't see anything!!!!!! Where do I close the windows???????????????
With freezing regards
-BONERMASTER
With freezing regards
-BONERMASTER
- Tue Oct 19, 2021 12:39 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: know why the hut worked so well for conversation?
- Replies: 90
- Views: 28397
Re: know why the hut worked so well for conversation?
Yeah well, what else needs to be said, you open a thread to encourage more liveliness, and you get treated like an absolute piece of shit by everyone around you. No wonder nobody wants to come here anymore.
Go fuck yourselves.
Go fuck yourselves.
- Mon Oct 18, 2021 9:32 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: know why the hut worked so well for conversation?
- Replies: 90
- Views: 28397
Re: know why the hut worked so well for conversation?
I don't know what kind of movies you have been watching lately, but I'm not Patrick Bateman alright, this forum has died down immensely from back when I first came here, and I'm bringing up a few things that I believe were important to keep it alive. I struggle to view your claims in good faith, I ...
- Mon Oct 18, 2021 7:03 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: know why the hut worked so well for conversation?
- Replies: 90
- Views: 28397
Re: know why the hut worked so well for conversation?
Yeah exactly, you can put out a thought here and hold it for a few days. On discord, you can't even hold one for a single minute. Plus, all the constant name and avatar swaps are impossible to keep ontop of if you don't go into posting-uberdrive there, and as you guys have said, a big portion of ...
- Sun Oct 17, 2021 9:39 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: know why the hut worked so well for conversation?
- Replies: 90
- Views: 28397
know why the hut worked so well for conversation?
Because we had no filter in there. You could literally just use a hammer and make a forum post with it, and by everyone else just turning off the filter, we had our conversation starter and we went somewhere, alright.
So what you see now, is what happens if you insist on having a standard on a ...
So what you see now, is what happens if you insist on having a standard on a ...
- Thu Oct 14, 2021 9:16 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Ninja Gaiden attacks Spec Ops Soldiers on smoke break, searches for lost family
- Replies: 0
- Views: 2780
Ninja Gaiden attacks Spec Ops Soldiers on smoke break, searches for lost family
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OMAIWA RU -- SHINDERUU!!!
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NAAANIII ...
OMAIWA RU -- SHINDERUU!!!
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- Sun Oct 10, 2021 11:03 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Every god damn site is losing their information out here
- Replies: 9
- Views: 2946
Re: Every god damn site is losing their information out here
Well, as far as twitch is concerned, they didn't leak any passwords or user data apparently. Seems like they specifically targetted the company itself, and were more interested in causing them financial damage as well as revealing their hidden projects. Must have been an insider for sure, no way ...
- Fri Oct 08, 2021 6:17 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Today I educated my new co-worker why it is not advisable to snitch
- Replies: 6
- Views: 2657
Today I educated my new co-worker why it is not advisable to snitch
The conversation was introduced with him saying "hey buddy, sure we can talk about anything! :)". At the end, he was chainsmoking an entire cigarette pack. His sweat was visible. He agreed to never snitch again.
Quality and assessment management, you are welcome.
With smoking regards
-BONERMASTER
Quality and assessment management, you are welcome.
With smoking regards
-BONERMASTER
- Fri Oct 08, 2021 7:34 am
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Every god damn site is losing their information out here
- Replies: 9
- Views: 2946
Re: Every god damn site is losing their information out here
But it's not about that! If they literally hack the site itself, they have the password. But I have the passwords I really like, that I can easily remember, and now they're all leaking out left and right and I can't use them no more! Why can't we have nice things?? And no I'm not going to put my ...
- Thu Oct 07, 2021 7:25 am
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Every god damn site is losing their information out here
- Replies: 9
- Views: 2946
Every god damn site is losing their information out here
first facebook and their entire social media gigs, and now twitch as well? Even their passwords? come ON! Do I really have to use encrypted hieroglyph passwords for every site I use, because they can't stop themselves from having a leak? I am about to SUE these motherfuckers! Pisses me off!!!
With ...
With ...
- Sat Oct 02, 2021 3:40 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: All bad gateways lead to TG
- Replies: 6
- Views: 2111
All bad gateways lead to TG
And none of them work.
But I am glad to see everyone alright! Somehow we managed, without being able to post for almost two weeks! I hope nobody started getting any post withdrawal symtpoms, like we're all fine right, it wasn't a big deal that we couldn't spend every waking second lurking and ...
But I am glad to see everyone alright! Somehow we managed, without being able to post for almost two weeks! I hope nobody started getting any post withdrawal symtpoms, like we're all fine right, it wasn't a big deal that we couldn't spend every waking second lurking and ...
- Fri Sep 17, 2021 7:13 am
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: It can always be worse
- Replies: 4
- Views: 2075
Re: It can always be worse
Listen fella, I know this guy, well I don't know if he can even help ye, but he sure as heck can relate with ya:Super Aggro Crag wrote:it cant be worse than the pain i feel every day
Spoiler:
With strong regards
-BONERMASTER
- Thu Sep 16, 2021 10:18 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: It can always be worse
- Replies: 4
- Views: 2075
It can always be worse
At least you're not this guy:
[youtube]yH3Y_4wc0Ng[/youtube]
With warm regards
-BONERMASTER
[youtube]yH3Y_4wc0Ng[/youtube]

With warm regards
-BONERMASTER
- Wed Sep 15, 2021 7:37 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: How has ss13 influenced your life
- Replies: 27
- Views: 5717
Re: How has ss13 influenced your life
You mean to tell me, you're a real life cop now? For real?Shadowflame909 wrote:I just became a security officer
Time to harm baton myself and get looted

Where do I have to be that you can give me a speeding ticket?
With warm regards
-BONERMASTER
- Tue Sep 07, 2021 8:53 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: [OFFICAL] MAP TIER LIST 2021
- Replies: 26
- Views: 6847
Re: [OFFICAL] MAP TIER LIST 2021
Delta and meta are definitely my favourites, these feel the best to play on. On the other hand, icebox and tram I just can't bring myself to like, and I apologize to the map makers for saying that, these maps have certain qualities that just make them unfun for me.
With warm regards
-BONERMASTER
With warm regards
-BONERMASTER
- Mon Sep 06, 2021 2:12 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: RaveRadbury and some other dude that never posts here have WON the election
- Replies: 13
- Views: 3950
RaveRadbury and some other dude that never posts here have WON the election
Congratulations! Time to make TG station great again!
With warm regards
-BONERMASTER
With warm regards
-BONERMASTER
- Thu Sep 02, 2021 10:36 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: When is it being robust, and when is it just cheating your ass off?
- Replies: 31
- Views: 7467
Re: When is it being robust, and when is it just cheating your ass off?
do people consider programs like the telesci calculator a cheating mechanic?
Think that was just bad game design being highlighted.
I don't know how complicated it actually was back then, but let's say it required a high mathematical understanding to operate precisely, then I'd definitely ...
Think that was just bad game design being highlighted.
I don't know how complicated it actually was back then, but let's say it required a high mathematical understanding to operate precisely, then I'd definitely ...
- Thu Sep 02, 2021 8:27 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Keyboard and/or MIDI support for instruments
- Replies: 8
- Views: 1843
Re: Keyboard and/or MIDI support for instruments
Not possible for MIDI keyboards is what I'm reading here, but it seems we can still hack something together to make normal keyboards act as makeshift pianos.
With warm regards
-BONERMASTER
With warm regards
-BONERMASTER
- Thu Sep 02, 2021 7:36 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Keyboard and/or MIDI support for instruments
- Replies: 8
- Views: 1843
Keyboard and/or MIDI support for instruments
Yeah, exactly. We got this janky, cryptic interface (that you have to manually refresh after every input), it's half broken half working and is only being used with imported finished songs. Let's make this easier, by adding direct keyboard control to this son of a bitch, visualize the notes in piano ...
- Tue Aug 31, 2021 1:04 am
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: When is it being robust, and when is it just cheating your ass off?
- Replies: 31
- Views: 7467
When is it being robust, and when is it just cheating your ass off?
Listen, every game will attract the special people that just want to win at every cost, and this game in particular probably even more so. They'll might even say "haha, good fight!", but something just rubs you the wrong way, and you can't shake the feeling that maybe their pinpoint precise shots ...
- Mon Aug 30, 2021 7:21 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Open letter to the jackass killing prisoners using his telekinetic powers
- Replies: 3
- Views: 2378
Re: Open letter to the jackass killing prisoners using his telekinetic powers
Good morning Anne, guess why I am talking about a medical doctor here.NecromancerAnne wrote:You could just look at the logs and find out who did it.
With warm coffee
-BONERMASTER
- Sun Aug 29, 2021 11:49 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Open letter to the jackass killing prisoners using his telekinetic powers
- Replies: 3
- Views: 2378
Open letter to the jackass killing prisoners using his telekinetic powers
We get it, you found the really hard to aquire injectors for superhuman powers and now you want to play god and self-antag by killing prisoners in the shuttle while using the chaos and the mass of people to hide yourself. How about you sign up as security officer and try that again, and get ...
- Wed Aug 25, 2021 8:00 am
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Me in brig, calmly defending the prisoner's rights in peace [GRAPHIC]
- Replies: 19
- Views: 4645
- Tue Aug 24, 2021 7:15 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Me in brig, calmly defending the prisoner's rights in peace [GRAPHIC]
- Replies: 19
- Views: 4645
- Tue Aug 24, 2021 8:03 am
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Me in brig, calmly defending the prisoner's rights in peace [GRAPHIC]
- Replies: 19
- Views: 4645
Me in brig, calmly defending the prisoner's rights in peace [GRAPHIC]
[youtube]dg0xnlEHbMw[/youtube]
I don't want to cause any trouble!
With warm regards
-BONERMASTER
I don't want to cause any trouble!
With warm regards
-BONERMASTER